Pepe Le Pew is no longer a threat.
He hasn’t a leg to stand on.
Grief, it’s what’s for dinner.
Ze eyes, zey say no, but ze mouth, it says ‘AAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!’
Oh, please. I live like 40 minutes from Manhattan… you can buy ANYTHING there.
I bet you could find this at my local grocery store right next to the Dolores Pork Rinds.
Yeah, but this is home made, not your big-box mass-market jar of skunk paws, and certainly not your overpriced chichi designer skunk paws.
Well, I guess we should be glad that such a thing wont be seen again any time soon.
You’re right. I won’t find another jar of THIS. Didn’t plan on looking, either.
Holy geezuz I can’t look at the picture for more than 5 seconds, can’t imagine seeing this is real life!
I think I’m really stating the obvious, but where the fuck is the rest of the skunk?!
That’s in the DRY specimen jar. Duh.
Obviously, you’ve never had the gumbo in Terrebone Parish, Louisiana or you wouldn’t have asked that question.
Their pelts were made into a fur coat and Helen Gurley Brown was buried in it.
I better act fast before Helen gets’em…That bitch buys all the skunk paws everytime they come on the market……I mean, I have a great Skunk Paw Pie recipe that im dying to try.
It’s hands down my favorite.
You didn’t even paws for that
I just spray this is the end of it.
Geez, people. You all need to get a grip.
I’ll help pad the comments. I’d do that fur you.
Yeah, I’m not getting what the big stink’s about.
Yes, a very offhanded comment.
She already nabbed all the muskrat glands, that hussy.
Muskrat glands AND skunk paws in the same week?! It’s like Thanksgiving has come early. Now if I can just find those desserts that had the seller’s hair in them I have the perfect meal!
It’s weird how much I want this, and their sales pitch is just making so much more enticing…
Now if there were any skunks in my area, I’d prove this seller wrong.
This is gross cos there’s a hair in it!
I didn’t see rabbit anywhere in the listing. are you sure?
Looks like somebody forgot to wash their little feet before preserving them. Dirty little stinkers.
And if I AM able to find another jar like that? What then? How can I believe your promises THEN, seller?
I feel bad for all of the para and quadriplegic skunks out there…*moment of silence*…
You win 10 million Internets for that one, LeeLooDallas.
Quadriplegic skunks? That’s outglandish!
It’s certainly paws for alarm.
I’ve heard of defeeting the porpoise but this is something else entirely.
Bless their poor little soles.
The paws that refreshes?
I don’t think so.
I totally thought this was a resurgence of the Bonsai Kittens.
Nope – just kamikaze skunks.
I thought it was a monchcichi doll.
I didn’t thumb you down, but I should’ve because you got the monchichi ad jingle stuck in my head.
This is the first paws ever wanted to make me rewind.
Oh, but the kids will just badger me for one.
“You will not find [them] again any time soon”
… so sad the Skunk Paws broke up. They were a great band to see live!
Add a pound of butter and some bacon and you’ve got yourself a vintage Paula Deen recipe.
(aaarg that was meant as a stand alone comment.)
It stood alone, or at least apart from the previous comment.
How was this preserved? Pickled or formaldehyde?
I’m guessing pickled since it’s only paws from all of the hide.
Connect them with gears and pocket watch and put ‘em up as reseller Steam Skunk
paws for thought…
and i promise you i will not cry if i don’t
Because the bobcat paw bookmark wasn’t enough…
dang it you were faster the I LOL
;D faster than the average bear, coyote, possum, squirrel—and anything else that morbid, jar stuffer has to offer. lol
faster than all those skunks with no feet.
Skunk paws: the other black and white meat.
i looked further and he had a paw bookmark…………..
These are the losers in this year’s International Skunk Rock-Paper-Scissors tournament.
They’re reeeeeeaaaallllyyy competitive.
I’m just gonna ask the obvious – Why the fuck is this person selling skunk paws? especially wet specimen ones….why ever the fuck that makes a difference.
I’m too afraid to click through.
Because etsy says they can, And even if etsy says they can,t…they’ll sell them anyway!
Of course they can. What’s more handmade than hands?(well, sort of hands).
oh I get it – it’s that jellybean game where you win something if you guess how many are in the jar?
as long as i don’t win the jar I’ll play.
When on Etsy, that’s a pretty fucking hollow promise.
I get that people enjoy eating different things, but why on earth wouldn’t you clip the nails off? This is baffling.
I think I like Cookies in a Jar better. (Or maybe it was originally a recipe for “Bear Claws” and autocorrect got to it…)
Proof positive that you can find anything in a mason jar on Etsy.
are these listed under ‘handmade’? if so i think the seller doesn’t grasp the term
Dude! I’ve got an awesome idea, lets open an Etsy store that just sells animal feet in jars.
And with these humble words, an empire was founded.
The Hand Dynasty *dies inside a little*
yes yes mmmm yes Nothing like starting the day with a really bad pun -
‘collective’ – not what the seller thinks it means
What fresh hell is this?
It’s not fresh hell, it’s preserved. Fresh hell can be found usually on the front page.
Wait until people find out that skunk paws are a powerful aphrodisiac and the Chinese resellers start flooding etsy with cheap knockoffs. Where can this seller go then? (Besides to hell…)
Once they get a foot in the door, you’ll never get rid of them.
Musk you go on like this?
Skunk feet do NOT bring good luck. Especially to the skunk.
It’s right there in black and white, people.
First time ever I’ve agreed with a seller product description. Well done, Seller!
My dogs found a dead baby skunk in the bushes near my house – if only I’d known the bounty I could have reaped.
This is actually the first time something on Etsy has disgusted me.
Then you missed the myriad of dirty hippie posts.
Wow. You’re REALLY new here, aren’t you?
I’ll have whatever you are taking for nausea, then.
I concur. It should be shared with the medical community ASAP.
You mean the first time today?
“The solution is clear, with a nice patina.”
I didn’t know that patina was wet.
A bit off-topic but a couple of weeks ago I stayed at a hotel that still has a real person do wake-up calls. Each morning I was greeted with “Good morning, this is Patina with your wake-up call…” Never did get to see if she was green, rustic, etc.
Oh, goodie. I need a Gift of Spite for Christmas.
“Hon, can you grab the jar of preserves from the pantry? No, not the peach one, not the strawberry one, the other one. The one that’s just a bunch of skunk feet.”
For breakfast on that day when you’ve decided that the in-laws have outstayed their welcome?
SWEET JESUS.. I was scrolling through my facebook feed and I say “What’s for dinner” and I thought it was from another recipe thing I signed up for.. I looked at thought.. “THAT LOOKS LIKE… PAWS!?!” OH… it’s regretsy.. IT IS PAWS!!! Sweet baby jesus.. I’m becoming de-sensitized to regretsy.. *hears REM sing “It’s the end of the world”*
“the combination of the paws and claws pressed against the glass and the carnage in the background is creepy, chaotic, and awesome.”
Carnage? Creepy? Chaotic? I’d agree with that. Awesome? Not so much. All lovingly preserved in a Mason jar – gah!
I could have sworn this would be listed as a supply, but no –I shit you not– it’s listed as “Handmade by BlackBearBathSalts.”
HANDmade. Oh Lord, this stuff writes itself sometimes.
OOOh, look kids, no SPAM tonight. Tonight, it’s something special. Can you say, “RABIES”? That’s right. Not only do you get to chew on feet, you have the potential of dying anywhere from a couple of weeks to, the latest a couple of years. That’ll take care of the daycare bill and college fund too, right Dad?
Seriously, this thing is a fucking health hazard.
OK, just clicked through to his Etsy store and, uh, well. Hmm. OK, I have my fair share of bones, teeth, feathers, shells and other fine collectibles. But it has never occurred to me to collect pickled animal limbs in jars. I have to wonder, what is in his basement and where’s grandma and her cat?
Ah, nothing like a cold, alcoholy mess of paws mixed with rabies. Talk about your delayed suicide. mmmmm, RABIES.
Interestingly, zombies and many horror films are based on the clinical signs of rabies. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabies_in_popular_culture
Do you really PROMISE I won’t find another jar of skunk paws anytime soon? Because I can live with that.
1) someone bought it O.O
2) why was it marked “limited time” … do pickled skunk paws go bad?
And if they do, how can you tell? Do they begin to smell better?
*sporfles hard cider ow ow ow*
Wee paws for a word from our sponsers…
“o”, not “e” I was oxcited!
Well this seller lists his items as cruelty-free, so at least he found a NICE way of amputating the limbs!
Or, at least, the raccoon paws are cruelty-free. And proceeds go to the raccoons. So he’s paying his victims?
I am hoping that he uses roadkill for his merchandise.
I certainly can’t disagree with the description.
Okay, which one of you kids went and played patty cake with the skunk paws? Don’t you remember being grounded when you took Norman Bates’ mommy to the playground and pushed her real hard on the swing?
I want that description as a written disclaimer, please.
Do you suppose this is the same “artiste” that got evicted for having an apartment full of REEKING roadkill art on Worlds Worst Tenants?
Wait a minute, this is an OPOSSUM paw! I specifically bought this for SKUNK paws!! Refund!!
Pssh fuckin opossum-paw-mixin-in-motherfucker. Like I won’t notice.
… I don’t know WHY i clicked on it, but apparently the paws are gone, so a bunch of other stuff in jars came up.
This…. is a thing: “I figured that since umbilical cords are all the rage these days, I’d get in on the action!”
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