How Could I Leave This Behind?
Oh that’s cute! Though I always heard it as, “Your ass gets bigger after you get married.”
Maybe it’s a regional thing.
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August 12, 2012 at 1:33 pm
I oughta wash that font out with soap.
I see that font ass the time, though. In nowhere.
August 12, 2012 at 1:35 pm
I like how they spayed it. At least it won’t reproduce.
August 12, 2012 at 1:38 pm
Help control the plate population: spay & neuter your plates!
August 12, 2012 at 1:44 pm
But the paint want chip off so bad! How will we get chip off the old paint if spayed?
August 12, 2012 at 2:40 pm
Paint goes blind if it chips off too often…
August 12, 2012 at 3:50 pm
Chip hasn’t been able to get off at all since he was neutered.
August 12, 2012 at 5:11 pm
The gloss wants to get off the plate & I can’t blame it!!
August 12, 2012 at 1:36 pm
How much pot do you have to smoke before you can figure out what it really says??
August 12, 2012 at 1:38 pm
I don’t smoke, but it took about 3 glasses of wine. And some liquorice bullets. I’m not telling you where I put those, though.
August 12, 2012 at 1:36 pm
Well if that’s the case, I’ve had more than enough love.
August 12, 2012 at 1:36 pm
I’m not sure how hanging this inside or outside will help, although I prefer outside. Inside might sting a bit.
August 12, 2012 at 1:38 pm
with lube and heavy breathing, anything is possible, but I don’t think I want to attempt to clean broken ceramic out of my butt… too graphic?
August 12, 2012 at 1:39 pm
Not too graphic. However, I advise a good liquorice bullet cleansing.
August 12, 2012 at 3:53 pm
Hanging it inside out might help.
August 12, 2012 at 1:37 pm
Good thing it was “sprayed with Finish Clear Gloss so the paint want chip off”. I always do that on crafts that make no sense, so they lost a long tim.
August 12, 2012 at 1:39 pm
“spayed”. grrrr.
I have an internal spell-check that doesn’t always let me misspell, even if it’s for humor purposes.
August 12, 2012 at 1:47 pm
Damn you, “auto”correct!
August 12, 2012 at 1:55 pm
It’s in my head, though. Not on the computer. That’s the frustration, Zip.
August 12, 2012 at 2:03 pm
I almost wrote “Damn you manualautocorrect” That would have prevented your false allumption.
August 12, 2012 at 1:37 pm
Um.. Yeah,, just what ass things were they referring to? goatse?
August 12, 2012 at 3:42 pm
Hemorrhoids.
These actually do grow with too much love.
August 12, 2012 at 1:43 pm
Thanks, Regretsy! My ass things have been refusing to grow. Now I know they just need love.
August 12, 2012 at 4:08 pm
Personally, I use doughnut french toast to make my ass things grow.
August 12, 2012 at 2:00 pm
Ass things considered, this plate sucks all.
August 12, 2012 at 2:12 pm
I was so blinded by the background color/mottling, it took me a minute to realize it didn’t just say “ASS GROW.” I thought it might be a Magick Playte for curing pancake butt.
August 12, 2012 at 2:20 pm
My Love is all around…and kind of dimply.
August 12, 2012 at 2:38 pm
Perfect gift for a feeder?
August 12, 2012 at 2:38 pm
Ass things grow with donut french toast.
August 12, 2012 at 2:47 pm
I’ll continue to keep hating to keep the ass things at bay.
August 12, 2012 at 2:53 pm
I’ve got something else that grows with love.
August 12, 2012 at 4:24 pm
It’s reassuring to know.
August 12, 2012 at 3:18 pm
“anyone can hang it on a nail outside or inside”. But only people who have experienced enough love can hang it nice and high?
August 12, 2012 at 11:08 pm
enough asslove, of course – why didn’t I realize that straight away?
August 12, 2012 at 3:38 pm
In addition to the font and spacing issues…that colour. Lime green is not what you want to offset growing ass things.
August 12, 2012 at 4:04 pm
As a professional ass grower I take offense to this over-simplification of my trade. Growing copious amounts of ass to fill the needs of this increasingly “on-demand” world is an exacting science.
There are many factors to consider. Growth medium, number of cheeks or ‘lobes’ as we like to call them, appropriate “doughyness”, overall shape. Then of course there is application.
Will the ass be for politics? Private sector? Charitable Ass causes? The variety is endless.
So please, We of the Ass Special Sciences & Hand-crafted Orifice Lovers Enclave beg you to ignore this utter rubbish about “love” as the key element in proper ass growing.
Spread… the word!
August 12, 2012 at 9:49 pm
I raised my ass from a pup and look at ‘em now! He can sit on command! Sorry, “Command”.
August 12, 2012 at 4:09 pm
Ass Special Sciences & Hand-crafted Orifice Lovers Enclave
I see what you did there^
August 12, 2012 at 4:17 pm
Damn…I hate when a seller pulls a listing before we’re done beating the snot out of it. I like to see ass the things they have for sale in their shop.
August 12, 2012 at 4:33 pm
I want more of these. Preferably not in eye-bleeding pink-on-urine-stain:
“Ass things come to those who wait.”
“Love: it’s ass you need.”
“Breastfeeding for ass, circumcision for money.”
THEN AGAIN THE ASS DOES GROW ON YOU
August 12, 2012 at 4:41 pm
And Princess Celestia was NEVER comfortable opening her weekly letter from Twilight thereafter.
August 12, 2012 at 5:17 pm
Damn! That’s exactly what my (aged) tits have done! (except for the auto tit correct) How did you know?
August 12, 2012 at 4:38 pm
Ass things bright and beautiful,
Ass creatures great and small,
Ass things wise and wonderful,
Look, Etsy sells them all.
August 12, 2012 at 9:56 pm
Ass for one and one for ass!
August 13, 2012 at 1:04 am
In the immortal words of Kurt:
“Ass in ass is ass we are.”
(from ‘Ass Apologies’)
August 12, 2012 at 9:50 pm
The plate is just missing an ass-terik
August 12, 2012 at 9:58 pm
Because they mentioned 4 flowers but there are only two! I call shenanigans! Unless there’s an asterisk with a proper footnote.