Oh that’s cute! Though I always heard it as, “Your ass gets bigger after you get married.”
Maybe it’s a regional thing.
I oughta wash that font out with soap.
I see that font ass the time, though. In nowhere.
I like how they spayed it. At least it won’t reproduce.
Help control the plate population: spay & neuter your plates!
But the paint want chip off so bad! How will we get chip off the old paint if spayed?
Paint goes blind if it chips off too often…
Chip hasn’t been able to get off at all since he was neutered.
The gloss wants to get off the plate & I can’t blame it!!
How much pot do you have to smoke before you can figure out what it really says??
I don’t smoke, but it took about 3 glasses of wine. And some liquorice bullets. I’m not telling you where I put those, though.
Well if that’s the case, I’ve had more than enough love.
I’m not sure how hanging this inside or outside will help, although I prefer outside. Inside might sting a bit.
with lube and heavy breathing, anything is possible, but I don’t think I want to attempt to clean broken ceramic out of my butt… too graphic?
Not too graphic. However, I advise a good liquorice bullet cleansing.
Hanging it inside out might help.
Good thing it was “sprayed with Finish Clear Gloss so the paint want chip off”. I always do that on crafts that make no sense, so they lost a long tim.
I have an internal spell-check that doesn’t always let me misspell, even if it’s for humor purposes.
Damn you, “auto”correct!
It’s in my head, though. Not on the computer. That’s the frustration, Zip.
I almost wrote “Damn you manualautocorrect” That would have prevented your false allumption.
Um.. Yeah,, just what ass things were they referring to? goatse?
These actually do grow with too much love.
Thanks, Regretsy! My ass things have been refusing to grow. Now I know they just need love.
Personally, I use doughnut french toast to make my ass things grow.
Ass things considered, this plate sucks all.
I was so blinded by the background color/mottling, it took me a minute to realize it didn’t just say “ASS GROW.” I thought it might be a Magick Playte for curing pancake butt.
My Love is all around…and kind of dimply.
Perfect gift for a feeder?
Ass things grow with donut french toast.
I’ll continue to keep hating to keep the ass things at bay.
I’ve got something else that grows with love.
It’s reassuring to know.
“anyone can hang it on a nail outside or inside”. But only people who have experienced enough love can hang it nice and high?
enough asslove, of course – why didn’t I realize that straight away?
In addition to the font and spacing issues…that colour. Lime green is not what you want to offset growing ass things.
As a professional ass grower I take offense to this over-simplification of my trade. Growing copious amounts of ass to fill the needs of this increasingly “on-demand” world is an exacting science.
There are many factors to consider. Growth medium, number of cheeks or ‘lobes’ as we like to call them, appropriate “doughyness”, overall shape. Then of course there is application.
Will the ass be for politics? Private sector? Charitable Ass causes? The variety is endless.
So please, We of the Ass Special Sciences & Hand-crafted Orifice Lovers Enclave beg you to ignore this utter rubbish about “love” as the key element in proper ass growing.
Spread… the word!
I raised my ass from a pup and look at ‘em now! He can sit on command! Sorry, “Command”.
Ass Special Sciences & Hand-crafted Orifice Lovers Enclave
I see what you did there^
Damn…I hate when a seller pulls a listing before we’re done beating the snot out of it. I like to see ass the things they have for sale in their shop.
I want more of these. Preferably not in eye-bleeding pink-on-urine-stain:
“Ass things come to those who wait.”
“Love: it’s ass you need.”
“Breastfeeding for ass, circumcision for money.”
THEN AGAIN THE ASS DOES GROW ON YOU
And Princess Celestia was NEVER comfortable opening her weekly letter from Twilight thereafter.
Damn! That’s exactly what my (aged) tits have done! (except for the auto tit correct) How did you know?
Ass things bright and beautiful,
Ass creatures great and small,
Ass things wise and wonderful,
Look, Etsy sells them all.
Ass for one and one for ass!
In the immortal words of Kurt:
“Ass in ass is ass we are.”
(from ‘Ass Apologies’)
The plate is just missing an ass-terik
Because they mentioned 4 flowers but there are only two! I call shenanigans! Unless there’s an asterisk with a proper footnote.
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