SHOPPING IS FUN AGAIN
The April’s Army charity shop on WePay is once again open and ready for business!
For over a year, Regretsy readers have been donating handmade items to our fundraisers. Each time we have a sale, we select someone who needs a helping hand and try to make their wishes come true. ALL profits from these sales go directly to the person in need.
Your generous suport of these sales – as well as other Regretsy fundraisers – has helped bring our total raised for charitable purposes to over $200,000.00 since December, 2009. I hope you’re proud of yourselves, you heartless bastards.
This month, we’re raising money to benefit Misery.
Misery is a longtime reader and contributor to the forums. Last month, I had the pleasure of finally meeting her and her beautiful daughter in person.
Simply put, Misery has been through hell.
Diagnosed with rheumatoid arthritis and fibromyalgia at a young age, she was completely disabled by the time she was in her early 20′s. Even so, she was able to work part time as a freelance illustrator, and raise twin daughters.
Misery was bitten by a tick on a camping trip, but it took close to a year to diagnose her with multiple tick-borne infections (Lyme, babesiosis and human ehrlichiosis). By then, she had developed encephalopathy and Bell’s Palsy. She was bedridden and blind.
With treatment, she managed to regain her eyesight. But she soon began having seizures and lapsed into a coma after a mild stroke. Afterward, she was unable to draw, so she turned to photography. For 3 years, she was able to get to gigs, edit and publish images. She was picked up by an agency that handles concert photography, and her blog was indexed as a news site by Google News.
Then, after collapsing at a concert, doctors discovered that two of her heart valves were damaged. Over two years, the complications and secondary conditions had resulted in numerous brain lesions and a degenerating spine.
After multiple surgeries, Misery is now hooked up to an IV pump three times a day, and is on oxygen 24/7. Nurses come several times a week to give injections and change dressings, and one of her daughters is employed full time via the county as her home health aid, handling a dozen other meds as well as keeping up the house.
WHAT WE’RE SHOOTING FOR:
1. A new mattress and Memory Foam mattress pad
“I have a 20 year old Soma mattress with half the water-tubes missing, and with my spine problems it’s painful even trying to lie down on it. I’ve tried sleeping on an exercise mat on the kitchen floor or on top of pillows. I wake up in more pain than I go to bed with, and trying to find a way to sleep between the lumps and sinkholes leaves my arms completely numb.”
Medicare will not help Misery with a new bed unless she goes into a hospice. This is what Misery’s legs look like from sleeping on the floor:
2. Pay off a computer loan
Misery is completely dependent on her Macbook to function. She can’t remember names or numbers, forgets words and has trouble with her speech. She also has difficulty understanding people if she can’t watch their mouths, making phone calls difficult.
When her laptop fell apart and could not be repaired, two friends were kind enough to put an iMac on their credit cards. So far they’ve been making the payments for her, but they can’t afford to make the computer a gift. We’re going to pay them back.
We’re also going to get Apple Care on the iMac, so she can have many years of worry-free use.
3. An iPad
“While the iMac absolutely addresses the need for a computer at home, I’m struggling to keep everything straight when I’m at the doctor or in treatment. I can’t lift the 6 pound computer bag with my laptop in it, particularly since I already have to travel with a backpack that holds an oxygen tank.”
An iPad would give Misery “a portable brain away from home.”
OUR GOAL
By my calculations, we can do all of this for under $5,000. You fat jealous losers can do that with your eyes closed. SO LET’S GO!
If you would like to be a part of this effort, there are three ways you can help.
1. Visit Misery’s photography store on WePay, and purchase something directly from her.
2. Visit April’s Army on WePay. Everything in the store this month was made and donated specifically to benefit Misery. A great group of talented sellers have given so much of themselves, and there are some incredible things for sale.
3. Make a cash donation on our WePay site. You can donate in $5 increments, and all the proceeds (after WePay fees) go directly to Misery.
Even if you can’t afford to buy anything or don’t see something you want, please take a moment to look at these listings and show some love for these sellers. They have been unbelievably generous with their time and talent. And you can always share the link to the April’s Army store.
There are over 200 items on sale now. Here is a sampling of what’s being offered. Click on the thumbnails for a larger image, and a direct link to the item.
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Submitted by BadMiya
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Submitted by niftyknits
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Submitted by desolationallie
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Submitted by Mama Guapa
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Submitted by RisaRocksIt
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Submitted by sweetsnthings
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Submitted by davkadeergirl
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Submitted by JewelRenee
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Submitted by amiracle
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Submitted by Snarktastic
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Submitted by SteamPatchCompany
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UPDATE: Misery is currently in the hospital, recovering from a serious infection. Let’s give her something wonderful to come home to.
Thanks to everyone for their kindness and support.
August 10, 2012 at 1:44 pm
A few dollars is coming to my Curse Center shop.
August 10, 2012 at 1:45 pm
Shop http://finnishcursecenter.spreadshirt.com/women-s-plus-size-basic-t-shirt-A10624092/customize/color/92
August 10, 2012 at 1:45 pm
Shit. That is misery. I will never complain about anything ever again. Heading over to WePay.
August 11, 2012 at 3:12 pm
Misery’s story just goes to show that the rest of us artists and artisans have no more excuses. *gets out credit card* Five grand to make life better? I’m down for that.
August 10, 2012 at 1:49 pm
Yay! I’ve been waiting for AA to return and, luckily, snapped up the Game of Thrones inspired bracelet.
August 10, 2012 at 2:08 pm
ARGH!! Color me an FJL, you grabbed it right before I could.
Hate
August 11, 2012 at 8:20 am
“AA”… “Yeah, I’ve just been drinking and getting some stuff done for AA”
August 10, 2012 at 1:54 pm
I’ve never commented before, and I’ve never made it in time for one of the AA sales before either, but damn it this time I made it. I was only able to purchase a small item, but I hope it helps in making this woman’s life more comfortable. She deserves it.
August 10, 2012 at 3:28 pm
Oh BALLS, how did I accidentally hit the thumbs down??? I’m sorry
And I basically did the same as you. AA sales are usually long gone before I can get to them, but I was able to pick up a thing this time. I hope things will start to get better for Misery.
August 10, 2012 at 1:57 pm
NOOoooOOoOO!!! Who bought the firefighter zip bag!??!?!
August 11, 2012 at 2:16 am
That was me. I would share, but no, Firefighter Dave bag is totally mine.
I might marry that bag. Berge’s sexy men bags are amazing.
August 11, 2012 at 11:50 pm
Did you get those amazing pirate envelopes too, Whiskey?
August 10, 2012 at 1:58 pm
Woot! I actually got something this month!
Good job to all the FJLs who made/offered things.
August 10, 2012 at 2:03 pm
Ok I feel really bad for Misery and cannot imagine what she is going through I am living in the UK just now and live in the USA. Ok here’s the deal if you are really sick with no insurance and can get a flight to the United Kingdom turn up at any Hospital ER/Casualty department and you will be treated for free for as long as it takes. I am happy to make a donation and hope she gets better soon.
August 10, 2012 at 2:51 pm
If she is on disability it is likely she has insurance, but it doesn’t cover all things needed, and for sure doesnt cover things like this. It’s the things that make life bearable while being ill that they don’t care about. Boner pills are probably still covered.
August 10, 2012 at 2:06 pm
Must put $$ into account, MUST have Germs pic!!!
August 10, 2012 at 2:07 pm
sweet jesus ain’t life a bitch. I have very little to give, but, hot damn, how can you not?
August 10, 2012 at 2:53 pm
Seriously. I have those legs often, and I can’t buy what I want, so I’m going to roll out the fiver.
But I want that fucking hellephant book so bad. I’m happy to just look at the cover, and know it’s awesome for now.
August 10, 2012 at 3:04 pm
Hey Chicken, Convo me for a discount code.
August 10, 2012 at 6:03 pm
If you don’t buy it I will, and it’s way out of budget for me at the moment. Please save me from myself.
August 10, 2012 at 6:06 pm
Oh my God, Hellephant books are made in Toledo? When I’m at my parent’s house I could drive over and pick up my own copy.
August 10, 2012 at 6:18 pm
I’ll even lick it for you. (kidding) Hurry up though. I’ve made 50 and I’m getting tired. I don’t think I’m going to finish out the full 150 before I keel over.
August 10, 2012 at 7:34 pm
I am the proud owner of #26. It is a wonderful book with a sweet message.
August 10, 2012 at 2:09 pm
That hidden FUCK bracelet may just be my favorite piece of guerrilla fuckery to date.
August 10, 2012 at 2:09 pm
I picked up the crying glitter derpy eagle…I can’t give much, but I hope even that helps.
Love and good wishes to you, Misery!!
August 10, 2012 at 8:04 pm
It was made with love! Well….maybe not love. But I wasn’t thinking homicidal thoughts when I made it. Does that help? Maybe?
Ah well…..Enjoy him!
August 10, 2012 at 2:10 pm
I lost the magnets but I got the jellyfish! I love the rainbow caterpillars cat toys too.
August 10, 2012 at 5:42 pm
So you’re the one who stole my jellyfish!
August 10, 2012 at 6:20 pm
If you order the hellephant book, I’ll throw in some jelly fish. I bought some at a previous sale. They are wonderful.
August 10, 2012 at 7:23 pm
That was the first time I donated, my pattern has improved since then I think! Glad they are still being loved.
August 10, 2012 at 7:48 pm
They are the only thing I’ve bought for my Christmas tree that stay out year ’round.
August 11, 2012 at 5:48 am
There are more magnets to come for this sale!
August 10, 2012 at 2:12 pm
I just bought a “dirty/clean” magnet for my dishwasher. I suppose that means I have to eventually wash dishes, but that’s something I’ll worry about tomorrow.
August 10, 2012 at 6:19 pm
I was *just* clicking on that, when it came up as sold. (Just call me Mrs. Dishwater Hands…*sniffle*) So I nabbed a couple of the lip balms!
August 10, 2012 at 2:12 pm
How can we give products for these fundraisers?
August 10, 2012 at 2:37 pm
There’s currently a stickied thread at the top of http://forums.regretsy.com
Your photos are beautiful!
August 10, 2012 at 3:22 pm
Thank you!
August 11, 2012 at 10:08 pm
I’m so glad you’re donating your pretty pictures to round two!
August 10, 2012 at 2:15 pm
woohoo!
buy buy buy!!
August 10, 2012 at 2:15 pm
I feel stupid for not knowing this, but how do I go about donating something to the shop? I have had an embroidery ready for a while.
August 10, 2012 at 2:21 pm
Head over to the forums!
August 10, 2012 at 2:29 pm
Thanks.
*embarrassed grin*
August 10, 2012 at 2:31 pm
It’s so much fun over there. You’ll get addicted.
August 10, 2012 at 3:36 pm
OMG, your stuff is awesome geeky wonderfulness! Bookmarked!
August 10, 2012 at 6:19 pm
Aww thanks!
August 10, 2012 at 2:17 pm
ok just bought the funky vintage wolf and red riding hood dolls was thinking of something similar for Halloween only 81 days to go
August 10, 2012 at 2:19 pm
I hope something will be left once I can get home and order!
August 10, 2012 at 2:21 pm
did i price my socks and bath stuff too high? im worried it wont sell now, for all the other sales what i donated solded within a few min.
August 10, 2012 at 6:14 pm
I think they’ve sold. Your stuff is too yummy!
August 10, 2012 at 2:22 pm
Who bought the cunning hat before me? Whooooooo?
The hero of canton, the man they call jayne.
August 10, 2012 at 2:27 pm
I just bought the “I fucking love cats” print. Holy shit I love it. I have three cats, I can’t deny it. I’m a crazy cat lady.
August 10, 2012 at 2:36 pm
Glad to make a fellow crazy cat lady laugh, and do it to help someone in the process
August 10, 2012 at 3:07 pm
*shakes fist at Karen* I have seven of the furry little bastards. I really needed that print. (Okay, so “needed” is overstating it a bit.)
August 10, 2012 at 6:58 pm
Okay okay, you win. Although I’d say once you hit seven cats you should skip over framed art and just go for the cat stairs and ramps so they can frolick over your head.
August 11, 2012 at 3:21 pm
I am already toeing this line with 6 cats. I feel as if I should start the renos already.
August 11, 2012 at 3:42 pm
Right now I feel no need to put cat-shelves up on the walls. But that’s because they use the carpeting as a scratching post. Once I have the ability to take out a loan, and get hardwood flooring put down, I actually might do this in their room. Yes, my cats have their own room. Don’t judge me.
August 11, 2012 at 3:49 pm
Is it wrong to consider taking a loan out to buy the cats their OWN home?
Perhaps I can do this after being on one of those animal hoarder shows…
August 11, 2012 at 4:34 pm
Don’t forget the catio!
August 10, 2012 at 2:27 pm
I bought something! Hope we surpass the goal!!!
August 10, 2012 at 2:44 pm
Delurking to say I bought a Hellephant bookmark. I can’t afford much but I hope she at least gets her bed! No one should have to sleep on the floor.
August 13, 2012 at 1:25 pm
You’re going to LOVE that book. The story is sweet and the artwork is precious. I had such high hopes for the book—and ALL my hopes were surpassed and left far back in the dust.
Whenever I’m a little down, and I don’t have the book nearly, I think of that picture of him brushing his teeth, his sweet little tush resting on the faucet. Or the sofa scene. Always makes me feel better!
August 10, 2012 at 2:45 pm
WAHOO! Both of my Bloodshot Eyeball Cat Toys sold, already!
Gah, but so did the Sausagehead book I wanted!
August 10, 2012 at 10:00 pm
I wanted those eyes so much. They would be wasted on cats and would make magnificent earrings. I’d wear them to work in the opthalmology department.
August 10, 2012 at 11:59 pm
Perhaps there’s an untapped market for Cybele’s creations (one of which I bought, because my cat can’t get enough of them). Although if they’re sold as earrings, they’ll need to come with a warning label for cat owners, because – owwww!
August 11, 2012 at 10:14 pm
kniti, that’s awesome! Did you get the blue one or the green one? Also, did you see your fur-babbies in the music video featuring kitties playing with my eyeballs? http://youtube.com/cybelesque
JuicyLucy, I’d be happy to stab up a set for you sans catnip. What a great idea. They’re really lightweight, too. Let me know what color iris you’d like
August 10, 2012 at 2:57 pm
It’s not too late to donate items, is it?
August 10, 2012 at 3:14 pm
Stickied thread at the top of http://forums.regretsy.com
August 10, 2012 at 3:22 pm
It’s too late for this sale, but you can donate for the next one.
August 11, 2012 at 12:03 am
They went from “late submissions are still welcome” to “the sale has started” without much in between. I’d recommend getting your donation ready for the next sale.
August 11, 2012 at 6:33 am
April, would it be possible to advertise the start-up of the next April’s Army on Regretsy’s front page? I don’t spend much time on the forums (since work blocks Regretsy). Even something like “We’re going to be taking donations for April’s Army. Go to the forums for details.” would be great. I have some vintage dresses I’d love to donate for a good cause (and get them out of my closet), but always miss the time frame for donations.
August 13, 2012 at 7:08 am
Exactly. Thanx, y’all!
August 10, 2012 at 3:07 pm
I have been pimping these items like a mofo.
August 10, 2012 at 3:23 pm
Now I feel bad for all the complaining I’ve been doing about my own medical issues the past two years. Because I feel her pain and hoping to help out a bit, i bought one of the grab bag/box of whimsical fuckery things. As an early birthday gift. I may even wait until my actual bday to open it…maybe…oh, who am I kidding, I’ll open it the second I get it in the house.
August 10, 2012 at 5:41 pm
I thought I had more time to submit an addendum to my listing. I would like to send you a questionnaire re your preferences so I can customize your package. I also wanted to add that it will take me a little while to put together those packages, in order to do proper justice to the fuckery. Please contact me at galemead on yahoo or FB so I can quiz you on favorite colors and stuff.
August 10, 2012 at 6:23 pm
If I’d known you were supplying the mystery boxes, kniti, I’d have snapped one up!
August 11, 2012 at 12:05 am
I’m working on your late birthday present. I’ll strive to make it as good as the mystery boxes will be.
August 10, 2012 at 3:27 pm
Things are tight here, but I donated a little money. I know I couldn’t live without my laptop and a decent bed, and I’m (relatively) able-bodied. Come on, FJLs, harness your tremendous powers of drunken sarcasm for good and we will have this funded in no time!
August 10, 2012 at 9:57 pm
Every $5 counts, right? FJLs and animal shelters are who end up with my meager donations.
August 11, 2012 at 6:41 am
Done and done. I don’t have a lot of money to spend, but was able to donate ten bucks. Hopefully we’ll be able to fund the $5K to get Misery a decent bed and what not.
August 10, 2012 at 3:40 pm
Yesss! I finally made it onto an April’s Army shop before everything sold! One of those “bike” patches is mine, FJLs, just in time for my housemate’s birthday! Unfortunately, I wasn’t quick enough for several of the other awesome items I was eyeing – hopefully I can check out the next one right away, too.
August 10, 2012 at 3:46 pm
Okay wait, is that picture of April and Misery, or is that Misery’s daughter doing a fantastic April impersonation?
August 10, 2012 at 5:46 pm
April with Misery at ComicCon
August 10, 2012 at 7:37 pm
There is a picture of April, Misery, and her wonderful daughter, but I’m not sure where it is.
August 10, 2012 at 3:53 pm
Yay! I was able to contribute! I bought the custom artwork by aphotica.
I can’t wait to see it!
I wish Misery the best of luck and a speedy recovery!
August 10, 2012 at 4:03 pm
Aw, I clicked to put it in my cart and you just beat me. *shakes fist* What are you going to get?
August 10, 2012 at 5:01 pm
Sorry! My husband passed away last year and I have a favorite photo of the two of us (in happier pre-cancer days) that I’m hoping they can draw.
August 10, 2012 at 6:10 pm
Well, now you have me feeling happy about being beaten. The feelings, they confuse me. I’m sure a. will create a beautiful piece for you!
August 10, 2012 at 4:07 pm
I managed to snag one of the “dirty/clean” magnets for my shiny new dishwasher (maybe now my boyfriend will stop asking and maybe open the damn thing once in a while?), but I am most excited about the bike patch. I have my own motorcycle, so… “I came on my bike” is PARTICULARLY appropriate… now just to find the perfect thing to put it on. I know they don’t add up to much, but I’m glad I finally had enough spare change to pitch in!
August 10, 2012 at 4:15 pm
My boyfriend and I had been taking for a while about getting married but we didn’t get around to it before he passed away this spring. I’ve been looking for a while for something to wear as what would have been my engagement ring to give myself some peace with that and as I was clicking through these pages for something to buy to support this cause I saw the uncut diamond ring which was basically exactly what I was dreaming of. I am so thrilled I found it. I don’t know why I am posting this comment, I guess I’m just so happy right now. Best wishes to Misery and thanks to April and the regretsy community for constantly easing my misery.
August 10, 2012 at 4:56 pm
Oh I am so sorry to hear that. *hugs*
August 10, 2012 at 5:45 pm
Huge hugs, soundpony! Hopefully the ring will bring you extra healing and joy – as it commemorates him and helps out Misery as well.
Thanks for sharing that, it was really touching to read.
August 11, 2012 at 4:11 am
Agreed. Hopefully it will bring you many happy memories, plus the “warm fuzzy” that comes with helping someone else to help ease any sting.
August 10, 2012 at 5:54 pm
I’m so sorry for your loss. I rescind all anger that the ring was gone
Just kidding, but it is a gorgeous ring, and I hope it helps your healing process.
August 11, 2012 at 12:54 pm
Hugs Soundpony! I am so sorry for your loss! And I am glad you got the ring!
August 10, 2012 at 4:19 pm
I work for a health care facility that is not hospice, but sometimes deals with hospice. We use home hospice for the people who live there.
Personally, I’ve seen a few people facing end of life decisions, and I can say unequivocally home hospice is just an unmitigated good. I’ve never seen people regret getting home hospice, and have only ever seen them wish they’d made the decision sooner. Eventually, I’d love to go work for a home hospice. It’s just such a comfort to the people in it and their family.
I know it can feel like giving up, but merely having access to palliative care and the extra resources (like a pressure relieving mattress, for example), I have seen it extend lives. If that is an option, I would really encourage looking at it. I realize it is a personal decision.
August 10, 2012 at 5:05 pm
Hospice is indeed an incredible resource, but Misery isn’t dying, her home care is therapeutic, and we hope she’ll rally again as she has before. 6 years ago she was in a coma, 2.5 years ago she was chasing Metallica around an arena center stage.
Her insurance won’t pay for a bed unless she’s in hospice and hospice isn’t appropriate for her. It won’t pay for a pressure relieving mattress unless she has open pressure sores and she doesn’t have open pressure sores (bruising doesn’t count). That’s the problem.
August 11, 2012 at 6:46 am
Thank you for the clarification that Misery doesn’t need to be in hospice, but rather insurance limits coverage of a new bed to people who are in hospice. I was a bit confused about the whole thing.
August 10, 2012 at 5:19 pm
I second your advice. My mom works for Hospice and she’s very happy with them. After working in the nursing field for so long she knows how badly certain companies can treat their patients. She wouldn’t be with them if those she works with didn’t actually care about each case. And I’ve heard great things from her over the years about home Hospice. I would definitely look into it, it can’t hurt
August 10, 2012 at 4:29 pm
Could somebody remind me next Friday? I get paid then. ^_^
August 10, 2012 at 5:09 pm
aww I was gonna buy the comic books but I clicked add to cart and it said sold out. who bought them? i will fight you.
August 10, 2012 at 5:12 pm
Alright WHICH ONE OF YOU BITCHES BOUGHT THE HIDDEN FUCK BRACELET! I wanted that : (
August 11, 2012 at 3:25 pm
I’d say sorry but I’m not. I am going to wear the shit out of that bracelet.
August 11, 2012 at 6:41 pm
I don’t blame you that thing is fucking awesome : )
August 10, 2012 at 5:14 pm
I have rheumatoid arthritis, epilepsy, and Stills’ Disease and have had them since i was 13, I understand the total hell it is. I’m sending good mojo your way, since I can’t send money from my monthly disability cheque that’s minuscule.
August 10, 2012 at 5:39 pm
I wonder how “Gary the Penis-Gecko” will look on my bank statement…
August 10, 2012 at 6:12 pm
It will look funny.
August 10, 2012 at 8:58 pm
It’s cover – if Gary The Penis Gecko is a charitable purchase, then no one has any right to judge any other line on that statement. It creates a reasonable argument that the $100 debit from the bondage store could actually be anything.
August 10, 2012 at 5:53 pm
I got me the Shakespeare & Twain brooches! I couldn’t give much but I hope $15 helps.
August 10, 2012 at 7:22 pm
You got the Shakespeare pin! I will curse you in iambic pentameter tonight! (seriously, enjoy it looks great)
August 10, 2012 at 5:57 pm
Yay! Something I wanted was still available!
I am currently training as a doula so, of course, needed the pregnancy anatomy magnet and pendent. Desperately. I have been coveting them since they were featured on here (as a derp, I believe) and I hope some good comes out of it for Misery. I can’t even imagine what she’s going through.
August 10, 2012 at 6:00 pm
I work as a speech-language pathologist (SLP) and frequently see people like Misery in the skilled nursing facility that I work in. What Misery needs to do is get a referral from her doctor for an SLP, then she (or the SLP) needs to get in touch with her area Dynavox representative (www.dynavoxtech.com). They will set her up with a speech-generating device that can double as a computer (it even has wi-fi), and has environmental controls (controls lights, tv, etc.) and can be mounted onto her wheelchair so that she can use it when she is out and about. Medicare will pay for this 100% as long as she has not received a previous device like this in the past 5 years. Her SLP will be the one who will fill out the necessary paperwork to get this authorized.
Note: Since she’s in the hospital right now, if she could get discharged to a skilled nursing facility (the social worker at the hospital would arrange this), this could all be accomplished before she even gets home.
August 10, 2012 at 6:22 pm
With my contribution I send thanks to April for her compassion and best wishes to Misery that the goal is met for her.
August 10, 2012 at 6:58 pm
Helen: We are broke broke broke right now. Is there anyway my husband and I could make sure some money gets to Misery next week? Is her WePay store a permanent thing? My husband is in love with some of the pictures she has, and we want very badly to help her out.
August 10, 2012 at 9:02 pm
Is someone taking care of Misery’s store while she’s in the hospital? I’m assuming it’s way the hell down on the priority list for her family right now. I’m just wondering if directly making a purchase from her store will help immediately, or if all that money is in limbo until she rallies. Not to mention the mixed blessing of coming home to a ton of money/orders vs convalescing with a backlog of work.
August 10, 2012 at 7:01 pm
I frikin LOVE this group You guise make me all teary and full of hope for humanity.
August 10, 2012 at 7:24 pm
I got the custom bracelet! I am having my daughter’s allergies spelled out on it so she can wear it on the first day of school.
August 10, 2012 at 7:40 pm
Some bunch of jerks bought all the stuff I would have wanted so I had to contribute using filthy lucre. I feel dirty and proud!
August 10, 2012 at 8:58 pm
That’s the way we like you
August 10, 2012 at 7:51 pm
I came way late to the party and am surprised how many of the items are sold already! But I did manage to score the massage oil, so that makes me happy. I hope everything is sold by the end of the day and the goal is reached. Sending happy thoughts to Misery and her family.
August 10, 2012 at 8:47 pm
Managed to snag the polymer clay birch beads as a surprise for my wife… ha!
August 10, 2012 at 9:05 pm
Wow, I’ve been a fan of hers for years! I never knew she was going through such awful shit. Gonna be throwing some money her way!
August 10, 2012 at 9:36 pm
Damn it, you FJLs! You all keep buying the stuff I want to buy! I guess I’ll just have to donate some funds, and hope that I get in on the loot next time!
Misery, I hope all this stuff sells for you!
August 10, 2012 at 9:57 pm
So glad I was online when this went up–I managed to get that wonderful clay-and-mother-of-pearl turquoise necklace. Money’s kind of tight right now, but . . . what the hell. I only buy my jewelry from April’s Army now, and for a cause like this, it’s damn well worth it.
God bless Misery and all the fat jealous losers making this possible. Dammit, got something in my eye . . .
August 10, 2012 at 10:04 pm
More items are coming! There’s still a chance to get some things you’ve had your eye on…
August 10, 2012 at 10:11 pm
One thing I noticed is that postage is included in the purchase price. That’s a fantastic idea because it means you know the whole cost up-front. I live in Australia so postage to here is prohibitive (and anyway you were all buying up big while I was asleep) but I really like the inclusive domestic postage.
August 10, 2012 at 10:13 pm
This devil is going to enjoy every drop of hell with his new pint glass. And it’s for a good (nay, the best!) cause? MWAHAHAHA-HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA*hack*HAHAHA!
August 10, 2012 at 10:36 pm
While I have to drain the bitter cup… At least it’s IPA!
August 11, 2012 at 12:43 am
The jerkass I agreed to marry fell in love with those cups and I was able to acquire two. Best purchase ever. They’re really going to bring the whole kitchen to a better place.
August 10, 2012 at 11:28 pm
I was checking round the clocke for the sale to start and then we leave to go school clothes shopping ( fuck you mall) and aaaaahhhhhh all my things are gone gone!!!serves me rightfor going to the mall in the first place:-) guess I will just donate some monies and next time I am not leaving the computer for nothing!!! sooooo happy to see the amazing outpouring of love for this lady and having all the items sell so fast is a real testiment to the quality of work and the great people here:-)
August 10, 2012 at 11:35 pm
April, if you think raising a bazillion simoleons for a worthy cause is going to get you off the hook for the taxidermy, autism, and, especially platypi/platypuses shitstorms you’ve brewed up this week YOU ARE QUITE POSSIBLY CORRECT! But I wouldn’t mention Br***t F***ing or Circum*****n any time soon if I were you.
August 10, 2012 at 11:54 pm
yay….I saw that bronc is going to bump the sale and add a bunch more stuff this weekend…wooo!! I am getting all this stuff posted for the sale….I will I will I will!!
August 11, 2012 at 4:00 am
shit – I said in the forums I wanted the goldfoil wine print and it wasn’t for sale last night. Now this morning it listed, sold and is gone.
August 11, 2012 at 4:48 pm
Some bidder: if you buy the listing in my etsy shop linked there, I will donate that to misery’s fund as well. We’ll get you one and get the funds to Misery!
August 11, 2012 at 5:38 am
Holy shit, I just woke up from my crazy fucking bender of a night and this was in my Google Reader this morning and I pretty much sobbed my hungover eyes out. Now digging the the contents of my purse (which I unceremoniously dumped onto the floor last night (this morning? whichever.)) and will be donating!
August 11, 2012 at 6:02 am
So, just bought this little diddy from Misery. Best damn thing I’ve done all week.
August 11, 2012 at 6:03 am
https://www.wepay.com/stores/miseryxchord-punk-rock-photography/item/matt-bellamy-of-muse-621484
August 11, 2012 at 6:04 am
I’ve always wanted a stuffed ewok. Glad I held out for a good one.
August 11, 2012 at 7:07 am
Done and done! I had psoriatic arthritis for ten years before I finally got a correct diagnosis. Then it took 2 years to get my body ready for treatment, during which time I became bedridden. Memory foam was the only comfortable place during that time, and even now I can’t sleep on anything else. Hang in there, Misery! Help and hope is on the way!
August 11, 2012 at 7:42 am
Jesus H. Christ! No one deserves that misery!
Of course, you assholes bought everything I wanted before I got here. Bastards. Made a donation instead.
August 11, 2012 at 8:49 am
Damn! I wanted that Something Ancient: Wire Wrapped Orthoceras Fossil Necklace especially since the fossil is of an ancestor of the octopus – a secret octopus necklace!
By the time I got to the shop most everything was sold out! You FJL’s are so selfish! But I still was able to contribute.
CF4L
August 11, 2012 at 8:53 am
Holy fuckcakes. Two things.
First, if this is some flouncetard’s idea of being evil, pass me my goddamn pitchfork.
Second, good gravy god DAMN but you guys are talented fuckers.
August 11, 2012 at 2:02 pm
That reminds of some Etsy bitch-fest where a Regretsian pointed out that, yes, April does indeed make fun of various craftarded things on Regretsy. But she also does a a lot of charitable work, as well. To which some little butthurt etsian replied “So did the Mafia.” Because making fun of menstrual art is EXACTLY like like offing somebody then dumping their body in the Hudson River.
August 11, 2012 at 9:30 am
most is already taken so instead i donated a bit of money, I hope she is doing better soon and i might be able to give more later on if i sell a bit more on Etsy. It is not much but when everyone gives something we will get to it
August 11, 2012 at 11:21 am
Gosh mutha-flippin DAMN IT! You heartless bastards bought it all!
Also I have an iPad I’ve never used (for crazy drama reasons) and I was going to offer to donate that. BUT YOU GODDAMN GENEROUS MOTHER-KNITTERS PROBABLY WON’T NEED IT. BECAUSE YOU BOUGHT IT ALL, ALL THE WHIMSICAL FUCKERY AND LEFT NONE FOR THE REST OF US YOU FAT MIRACLE WORKERS.
August 11, 2012 at 2:04 pm
Shit, dude, donate that iPad. More money for one of those kick-ass memory foam beds. They’re awesome, but not cheap.
August 11, 2012 at 2:31 pm
If April wants to take it it’s totally fine by me. Also, I was almost comment number 69. Just like I almost bought something. BUT NOOOOOO, THE REGRETSY GODS AREN’T WITH ME TODAY I GUESS. THEY’RE WITH SOME LADY THAT ACTUALLY NEEDS IT.
FINE. SEE IF I CARE.
August 11, 2012 at 1:47 pm
Can I still donate something I’ve made? I would love to donate to this fundraiser. Please email me at moondazzle16@hotmail.com.
I sell greeting cards, jewelry, altered stuff & pretty much whatever the hell blows my skirt up.
If you would like an idea of what I create here is the link to my store.
http://www.michelelittlefield.etsy.com
Cheers!
Michele
August 11, 2012 at 10:29 pm
Your collage art is fabulous! I’ll email you in case there’s still time
August 11, 2012 at 2:14 pm
Squee! Just bought the purple amethyst earrings. I probably shouldn’t have, but fuck it. It’s for charity. And I really liked those earrings.
August 11, 2012 at 2:17 pm
Late to the party, sorry… Made a cash donation. Great sold out items!
August 11, 2012 at 2:31 pm
As soon as I get payed, I’m buying her Amanda Palmer photo print (Amanda’s wearing the same outfit she wore when I saw her solo show).
Misery’s photography is amazing and I am happy to know that the money will be going directly to someone who really needs it.
August 11, 2012 at 2:39 pm
I made a meager purchase, hope it helps. Pain and suffering can suck a dick.
August 11, 2012 at 3:34 pm
I’ve read the site for years and I’ve always enjoyed reading your comments. I’ve never registered to comment because I’m not nearly as witty as all you FJLs. But I had to come out of lurking to say Misery’s story really touched me. I hope my small donation helps and I wish her the best. *wipes tears from eyes*
August 13, 2012 at 1:38 pm
(((Hugs)))
August 11, 2012 at 4:57 pm
If there’s enough money in the donation bag for it and Misery could use it, it might be worth throwing in something like this to use with the iPad:
http://www.sharperimage.com/si/view/product/Adjustable-Tablet-Stand/200649?trail=
There are various models out there; some stand on the floor and some clamp to your headboard.
A key attribute for the sick and bedridden is the ability to adjust the stand so that the iPad is hovering over your head when you’re lying flat in bed, and you don’t have to crane your neck in any direction to see the screen or use your hands to hold the iPad. Not usually the best position for typing, but it can save precious energy when you’re just browsing, reading, watching movies, Skyping, etc.
signed, a spoonie with very small and scarce spoons
August 11, 2012 at 5:42 pm
Can we get more people donating? Virtually everything is sold out! And I’m sure that going over target wouldn’t hurt…
August 11, 2012 at 10:27 pm
Stay tuned for round two! Previews of fresh donations are at http://forums.regretsy.com/topic.php?id=31391
August 11, 2012 at 7:45 pm
I was so glad I could buy the Victorian girl necklace by Emo Ninja. This is the first April’s Army sale I was able to participate in. <3
August 11, 2012 at 9:42 pm
Oh wow! One of my pieces was good enough for post material! I am like…super duper proud of that.
August 11, 2012 at 10:41 pm
This is one time I regret sleeping in all damn day on a Saturday.
August 12, 2012 at 5:02 am
Whoo hoo! I snagged the hidden CF4L tote bag!
:: does happy dance ::
And I even needed a new tote bag. Really glad now I didn’t get that crappy jute one I was looking at.
August 12, 2012 at 3:11 pm
lol Hope you like it! I had a blast making it – I was saving it just for this event.
August 12, 2012 at 6:02 am
WHO CAME ON THEIR BIKE TODAY BEFORE I DID
You fairy-flouncing wombyn-haters bought everything in the store. I had to feel like a lazy fuck just donating cash.
August 12, 2012 at 9:30 am
is there an update somewhere to see how much was given already?
August 12, 2012 at 9:44 am
It’s hard to say since there are WePay fes and shipping reimbursements to calculate. But as of right now, she’s cleared the $5,000 mark!
August 12, 2012 at 12:50 pm
MY FACE IS A FOUNTAIN!
August 12, 2012 at 2:41 pm
August 12, 2012 at 2:57 pm
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH!
August 12, 2012 at 6:16 pm
Omg! WOnderful! I am so happy!
August 13, 2012 at 2:54 am
As a person afflicted with Lyme this woman is a HUGE inspiration to me!
August 13, 2012 at 8:08 am
I’ll still put a donation in, but April, is there a way for me to buy Miss Misery an apple gift card or something? I know for me, when I’ve been sick or lonely, being able to buy books and music and games is a Godsend.