5 Etsy Dildoes (MNSFW)
Did you know that Etsy is your number one resource for handmade sex toys? It’s true! There are more dildoes on Etsy than any other online marketplace. And that’s just the Forums!
Yes, almost every day across this great land of ours, crafters sit at their kitchen tables, decoupaging objects for you to stick up your blowhole. And isn’t that the way it should be? Isn’t that the way to pump up our flaccid economy? I think so.
Why jam a sterile piece of factory-made latex in your crafthole, when you can support mom-and-pop dongmakers, just trying to stretch your dollar?
Sure, you could just use your hand. But when it comes to pulling your pud, we believe it takes a village to raise your dick.