This post first appeared on Regretsy on August 8, 2011.
Um, excuse me, I think you have food in your hair.
My version of the joke goes:
Q: Why did the hipster go to the hospital?
A: They had a coffee enema before it was cool!
Mostly people just stare at me when I tell it, though, and edge away slowly.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Pssht, you haven’t heard that one yet?
I’m sorry. I was too busy being cool to realize you were alive. What were you saying?
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
The real question is, how the fuck did they get in there?
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Except for the fact that hospitals don’t have coffee enemas. Since they’re…you know…pseudoscientific trash. So your joke is crap.
I took it to mean that the hipster got a hot coffee enema, burned his/her ass, and then had to go to the hospital.
Not sure if the joke deserves this level of analysis, but what the hell, it’s Saturday night, let’s go crazy.
You beat me to it.
Actually Azadeth’s avatar looks like they’ve had a coffee enema.
(Before it was cool, of course. And probably decaf.)
And also by surprise.
Zira and LeeLooDallas, Yes. That was the joke part of the joke. I figured, though, if they did not get it then it wasn’t going to get any better if I tried to explain it to them. It’s like that time when my sister said; “I don’t get it” after I told her the interrupting cow joke.
yeah, and so are sociobiology, technomessianism, and whatever that corporate cult “Living Marxism” says
(that oughtta hit at least ONE of their buttons…)
Thank you. I love to get that reaction from people and it is always good to learn a new way!
Pizza hair clip … okay.
Pizza hair clip titled “Now, Voyager”… wtf random literary references do not make you look intellectual unless they’re actually relevant.
No no, the pizza represents the conventionality of Boston society, and wearing it in her hair represents Charlotte’s yearning to break free of it, to be less conventional. It makes perfect sense, really.
If you just smoked a bunch of okra leaves…
Why ask for the moon, when we have two three-topping medium for $11.99?
I just watched Now, Voyager on AMC, and do not recall any scenes of pizza nor hairclips, whatsoever.
Wow, she looks good for being over 500 years old!
See, now, I’d be impressed if the ZooKatey DeschanPerryel clone up there was wearing a real slice of pizza on that hair band. Do you think pizza will keep if you lacquer it heavily and add some glitter?
You’d be surprised how long pizza will keep, especially Domino’s.
Pizza never gets old. Just crunchy.
My high school bio teacher stapled a Dunkin Donuts donut to the classroom ceiling. The fact that it didn’t rot, jelly and all, was mildly disturbing. The fact that it always looked pretty fresh was a bit more disturbing. The fact that we never saw a single insect anywhere near it was probably the most disturbing thing of all.
As my little old Italian grandma used to always say, “Better to have pizza on your hair than to have hair in your pizza.” She was very wise.
Is that like
Better to be pissed off, than pissed on?
But it would be an entire pie on her head if she loved it as much as Michelangelo.
well he is a party dude!
Maybe it started out as an entire pie and this is all that’s left.
Huh. I thought hipsters usually wore cowlzones.
But but but Donatello wasn’t the super cool one! ):>
I mean he was cool and all but Mikey was the most rad
That’s why she liked Donatello. Before it was cool.
Is that pizza vegan? Otherwise it won’t go with my organic wool sweater and my thrift store kaftan.
“Let’s not ask for the sausage…we already have the pepperoni.”
Oh, NOW I see the connection!
Donatello liked mushroom pizza. Michelangelo liked pepperoni.
That’s no hipster pizza. No hipster eats pepperoni. She should be using heirloom tomatoes, burrata and guancinale.
Maybe a little pork belly.
Plus, she’s just plain cutting off all those hipster vegans.
I think it’s cute. I’ll get me coat.
That model’s uneasy smile is screaming, ‘SAVE ME, PLEASE’
Won’t someone please have mercy?
What you can’t see is that she’s wearing a Garden Burger as a bikini bottom.
Is that still vegan then?
Domi No’s, Pizza Slut, … the list of why not to do that goes on and on.
This looks like bait for the teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Trying to Snag Donatello? don’t place it on your head lol
A *real* hipster wouldn’t wear that guys….it’s obviously not vegan.
Cute. But not eight quid cute.
“Now, Voyager Pizza Hair Clip”
if it’s a Voyager Pizza Hair Clip NOW, what was it before? A Deep Space Nine Pizza Hair Clip? STNG Pizza Hair clip?
Hey! NOW, Star trek the Next Generation Pizza Hair Clip!
I’d still hit that.
Me, too. That he comes with a snack is only an improvement.
A fine dish and a snack on the side. Mmm.
NOW, Voyager Pizza Hair Clip.
Q: Why don’t hipsters eat leftover pizza for breakfast?
A: Actually, they do. But they tell everyone that it’s “Italian Breakfast Toast”.
This will be PERFECT for my “Food Fight” costume party!
Pizza… my greatest weakness. Curse you! CURSE YOU FOR TEMPTING ME!
Come on, who doesn’t love pizza!
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