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If rabbit’s feet are lucky, what does that make rabbit heads?
This is just weird. There are some creepy people out there.
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What is this? The work of Ted Bunny?
Prior to their corpses being taxidermied and hides being cured with the finest of oils, all of rabbits were killed humanly in the electric chair.
Mehhh… what’s up shock?
*oscillates between trying to make a Harvey or a Donnie Darko reference, gives up*
I thought the imaginary rabbits were sad enough. I was wrong.
I know 3 kids who will never enjoy another Easter basket. Ever.
Now in various states of decay. Grab yours today!
Good god, it’s Ed Gein Cottontail!
This would have been the appetizer plate, correct?
She won’t be ignored, whiskeypants.
The listing states”
“These were made from by-products of meat rabbits. They were not butchered solely to get the masks, but instead a use was found for a part that is normally thrown away. I hope you also feel that when an animal gives it’s all to nourish another that as much as possible should be used.”
If that helps…
Helps what? The bile rising in my throat?
It’s this kind of attitude that caused hot dogs to come into existence. (not blaming you, Bloopism)
I like hotdogs though, all the lips and buttholes and other left overs have to be of use somehow…
I can’t say I’ve ever heard the term “meat rabbits” before. Makes sense, I guess. Better than “mask rabbits”.
As opposed to milk rabbits.
Or chopping up pet rabbits.
I was on a farm the other day and a couple stopped by to pick up a “meat bird”. I promptly decided that was how I’d refer to all chicken ever.
A lot of chickens are “egg birds”
It puts the rabbit on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.
I love eating rabbit. I admire pet rabbits (not for their culinary value). I have friends with pet rabbits. I have a rabbit fur scarf and some plush rabbits. AT NO FUCKING POINT WOULD I EVER WEAR A RABBIT’S FACE. Not even for an Alice in Wonderland porno.
Good lord, I’m going to need extra vodka, some painkillers, and some time alone in the bathroom with the Regretsy list of creative profanities.
Wouldn’t these masks only really fit on cats?
Step 1 – Put rabbit head on cat
Step 2 – Take cat to vet
Step 3 – Say “I think it’s lupus.”
Step 4 – Pay huge fine for animal cruelty.
It’s never lupus.
It’s not lupus. It’s lepus.
Yes, for lupus you’d want to put a wolf face mask on your cat.
Sometimes my wealth of ignorance appalls me. Of course it’s lepus. Thanks for nothing, Geology degree.
On the up side, at least you know what my name means!
I thought you were a hybrid of two of members of the Fantastic Four. Now I have to crack open an internet.
This is completely un-warren-ted.
Somebunny is gonna get fired for this.
It’s bound to hoppin.
It was such a hare brained idea.
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But what if I have no problem if people think I’m an ignert idjiot for not being able to post an image as per the teachings of Bronc at W@E?
Works for me if someone else posts pictures & I get to comment senselessly.
I know 3 women who are not going to appreciate how their pregnancy test results are delivered.
Is there a separate listing for the remaining three bunny bodies?
Finally, a bridge between Coney Island and Fire Island!
It puts the conditioner on its fur or it gets the hose again.
I’m thinking if I buy two sets, I could hot-glue them together, tape a battery-operated tea light behind each one, and have the best Hallowe’en mask ever. Off to the workshop…
AAAAAAAAH!! So HORRIBLE!
(Pet bunny lops over)
“Whatchoo lookin’ at, Hyoomin?”
“Nothing! Nothing, ummm…just a site for buying hay in bulk. And rabbit-treats. And those little cardboard tunnels you like.”
“Why are you blocking the screen with your body?”
“No reason! It was…gonna be a surprise?”
“But you were screaming!”
“Ummm…I missed the two-for-one hay bale sale? Oh look, banana chips! In your food bowl. Far away from the computer…”
I know one burlesque dancer who is never going to be invited to perform at the Playboy Mansion.
I can’t believe that worked (second try). I really suck at this interweb stuff.
Where’s Brian May-bunny? There’s only 3 there.
Oh, and that one’s my favorite so far, though it’s hard to read because it’s smaller than the others.
I don’t know why it’s so small. I think my computer likes screwing up pictures files on purpose sometimes.
What would one use a rabbit mask for?? I mean do you hang it outside your rabbit cage as a reminder to what happens to naughty rabbits who bite people?
Aaaaaiiiiieeeeee! The Country Bunny and the Little Golden Shoes. Now I know there are two people on the planet who have read that book. Always thought it was a bit of a downer but this……..
All the world will be your enemy, Prince of a Thousand Enemies. And when they catch you, they will sell you on Etsy. But first they must catch you.
This children’s theater live version of “Watership Down” is gonna be super creepy.
Can’t possibly be much worse than the cartoon. That literally scarred me for life and gave me a years-long phobia of ghosts and red-eyed monsters. Ask my parents about the red-eyed monsters issue. *sob*
However, I loved the book!
I’m only here because I was looking for someone to make a Watership Down reference.
That movie made me a fucking mess and I love it.
Also, the book’s really good.
These made me go tharn at first…but then I thought “pasties??” I am a sick sorry individual.
It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again….
If you thought seeing Echo and The Bunnymen was emo before, guess what!
Flopsy? Mopsy? Cottentail? OMG, what have they done to you!?
Goddammit, I just put my new computer together and I have to wait till Monday to install my graphics software.
My entry would be the bunny heads saying
somebody do eeeeet!!
Nice one! Also, choke on a bone Chick-Fil-A-Holes!
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I totally bought one of the white ones with black spots. I love these!
Maybe a better title for this post would be “Brained Hare”?
Rabbits tend to show their “different attitudes” better when they are alive… Also love how the fact that these rabbits weren’t killed specifically for these masks is supposed to make us feel better about some of the scariest fucking things ever.
Glad Regretsy finally posted this piece! Rabbits are awesome and deserve better than this existence which hovers between livestock and pet. Just ask my amazing rabbit Clover who works as a therapy bunny at a nursing home
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