Hare Brained
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August 3, 2012 at 1:33 pm
If rabbit’s feet are lucky, what does that make rabbit heads?
August 3, 2012 at 3:05 pm
This is just weird. There are some creepy people out there.
August 3, 2012 at 3:23 pm
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August 3, 2012 at 1:34 pm
What is this? The work of Ted Bunny?
March 6, 2013 at 2:13 am
Prior to their corpses being taxidermied and hides being cured with the finest of oils, all of rabbits were killed humanly in the electric chair.
Mehhh… what’s up shock?
August 3, 2012 at 1:37 pm
*oscillates between trying to make a Harvey or a Donnie Darko reference, gives up*
August 3, 2012 at 1:39 pm
I thought the imaginary rabbits were sad enough. I was wrong.
August 3, 2012 at 3:25 pm
August 3, 2012 at 1:38 pm
I know 3 kids who will never enjoy another Easter basket. Ever.
August 3, 2012 at 1:38 pm
August 3, 2012 at 1:38 pm
Now in various states of decay. Grab yours today!
August 3, 2012 at 1:39 pm
Good god, it’s Ed Gein Cottontail!
August 3, 2012 at 1:41 pm
August 3, 2012 at 1:44 pm
This would have been the appetizer plate, correct?
August 4, 2012 at 3:40 am
She won’t be ignored, whiskeypants.
August 3, 2012 at 1:48 pm
The listing states”
“These were made from by-products of meat rabbits. They were not butchered solely to get the masks, but instead a use was found for a part that is normally thrown away. I hope you also feel that when an animal gives it’s all to nourish another that as much as possible should be used.”
If that helps…
August 3, 2012 at 1:57 pm
Helps what? The bile rising in my throat?
August 3, 2012 at 2:02 pm
It’s this kind of attitude that caused hot dogs to come into existence. (not blaming you, Bloopism)
August 3, 2012 at 2:04 pm
I like hotdogs though, all the lips and buttholes and other left overs have to be of use somehow…
August 3, 2012 at 2:08 pm
I can’t say I’ve ever heard the term “meat rabbits” before. Makes sense, I guess. Better than “mask rabbits”.
August 3, 2012 at 2:16 pm
As opposed to milk rabbits.
August 3, 2012 at 2:18 pm
Or chopping up pet rabbits.
August 3, 2012 at 10:03 pm
I was on a farm the other day and a couple stopped by to pick up a “meat bird”. I promptly decided that was how I’d refer to all chicken ever.
August 4, 2012 at 8:40 am
A lot of chickens are “egg birds”
August 3, 2012 at 9:42 pm
It puts the rabbit on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.
I love eating rabbit. I admire pet rabbits (not for their culinary value). I have friends with pet rabbits. I have a rabbit fur scarf and some plush rabbits. AT NO FUCKING POINT WOULD I EVER WEAR A RABBIT’S FACE. Not even for an Alice in Wonderland porno.
Good lord, I’m going to need extra vodka, some painkillers, and some time alone in the bathroom with the Regretsy list of creative profanities.
August 3, 2012 at 1:49 pm
Wouldn’t these masks only really fit on cats?
Step 1 – Put rabbit head on cat
Step 2 – Take cat to vet
Step 3 – Say “I think it’s lupus.”
Step 4 – Pay huge fine for animal cruelty.
August 3, 2012 at 1:55 pm
It’s never lupus.
August 3, 2012 at 2:00 pm
“Road House”
August 3, 2012 at 3:43 pm
It’s not lupus. It’s lepus.
August 3, 2012 at 6:05 pm
Yes, for lupus you’d want to put a wolf face mask on your cat.
August 3, 2012 at 7:31 pm
Sometimes my wealth of ignorance appalls me. Of course it’s lepus. Thanks for nothing, Geology degree.
August 3, 2012 at 10:20 pm
On the up side, at least you know what my name means!
August 3, 2012 at 11:19 pm
I thought you were a hybrid of two of members of the Fantastic Four. Now I have to crack open an internet.
August 3, 2012 at 1:49 pm
August 3, 2012 at 1:55 pm
This is completely un-warren-ted.
August 3, 2012 at 2:03 pm
Somebunny is gonna get fired for this.
August 3, 2012 at 2:12 pm
It’s bound to hoppin.
August 3, 2012 at 2:46 pm
It was such a hare brained idea.
August 3, 2012 at 1:55 pm
August 3, 2012 at 1:56 pm
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August 3, 2012 at 1:59 pm
I know 3 women who are not going to appreciate how their pregnancy test results are delivered.
August 3, 2012 at 2:02 pm
Is there a separate listing for the remaining three bunny bodies?
August 3, 2012 at 2:05 pm
August 3, 2012 at 2:16 pm
Finally, a bridge between Coney Island and Fire Island!
August 3, 2012 at 2:14 pm
It puts the conditioner on its fur or it gets the hose again.
August 3, 2012 at 2:15 pm
I’m thinking if I buy two sets, I could hot-glue them together, tape a battery-operated tea light behind each one, and have the best Hallowe’en mask ever. Off to the workshop…
August 3, 2012 at 2:20 pm
AAAAAAAAH!! So HORRIBLE!
(Pet bunny lops over)
“Whatchoo lookin’ at, Hyoomin?”
“Nothing! Nothing, ummm…just a site for buying hay in bulk. And rabbit-treats. And those little cardboard tunnels you like.”
“Why are you blocking the screen with your body?”
“No reason! It was…gonna be a surprise?”
“But you were screaming!”
“Ummm…I missed the two-for-one hay bale sale? Oh look, banana chips! In your food bowl. Far away from the computer…”
August 3, 2012 at 2:22 pm
August 3, 2012 at 2:27 pm
I know one burlesque dancer who is never going to be invited to perform at the Playboy Mansion.
August 3, 2012 at 2:31 pm
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August 3, 2012 at 2:36 pm
August 3, 2012 at 2:38 pm
August 3, 2012 at 2:40 pm
August 3, 2012 at 2:44 pm
August 3, 2012 at 2:45 pm
I can’t believe that worked (second try). I really suck at this interweb stuff.
August 3, 2012 at 2:52 pm
August 3, 2012 at 4:08 pm
Where’s Brian May-bunny? There’s only 3 there.
August 3, 2012 at 4:24 pm
Oh, and that one’s my favorite so far, though it’s hard to read because it’s smaller than the others.
August 3, 2012 at 6:38 pm
I don’t know why it’s so small. I think my computer likes screwing up pictures files on purpose sometimes.
August 3, 2012 at 3:00 pm
What would one use a rabbit mask for?? I mean do you hang it outside your rabbit cage as a reminder to what happens to naughty rabbits who bite people?
August 3, 2012 at 3:04 pm
August 3, 2012 at 3:05 pm
August 3, 2012 at 6:32 pm
Aaaaaiiiiieeeeee! The Country Bunny and the Little Golden Shoes. Now I know there are two people on the planet who have read that book. Always thought it was a bit of a downer but this……..
August 3, 2012 at 3:25 pm
All the world will be your enemy, Prince of a Thousand Enemies. And when they catch you, they will sell you on Etsy. But first they must catch you.
August 3, 2012 at 4:09 pm
This children’s theater live version of “Watership Down” is gonna be super creepy.
August 3, 2012 at 9:45 pm
Can’t possibly be much worse than the cartoon. That literally scarred me for life and gave me a years-long phobia of ghosts and red-eyed monsters. Ask my parents about the red-eyed monsters issue. *sob*
However, I loved the book!
August 4, 2012 at 5:12 am
I’m only here because I was looking for someone to make a Watership Down reference.
That movie made me a fucking mess and I love it.
Also, the book’s really good.
August 3, 2012 at 3:41 pm
These made me go tharn at first…but then I thought “pasties??” I am a sick sorry individual.
August 3, 2012 at 3:42 pm
August 3, 2012 at 3:48 pm
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August 3, 2012 at 4:22 pm
If you thought seeing Echo and The Bunnymen was emo before, guess what!
August 3, 2012 at 4:35 pm
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August 3, 2012 at 9:58 pm
KLINGON FTW!
August 3, 2012 at 7:02 pm
Flopsy? Mopsy? Cottentail? OMG, what have they done to you!?
August 3, 2012 at 8:13 pm
Goddammit, I just put my new computer together and I have to wait till Monday to install my graphics software.
My entry would be the bunny heads saying
EAT
MOR
CHIKIN
August 3, 2012 at 9:13 pm
somebody do eeeeet!!
August 3, 2012 at 11:24 pm
Nice one! Also, choke on a bone Chick-Fil-A-Holes!
August 4, 2012 at 3:54 am
Have you got MS PowerPoint? Just copy the pic to your clipboard, paste into PowerPoint, add your text capsules and save as a JPEG.
August 3, 2012 at 9:10 pm
August 3, 2012 at 9:50 pm
WTF’s “vaqriety”?
August 4, 2012 at 3:45 am
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August 4, 2012 at 4:00 am
August 4, 2012 at 11:40 am
Maybe a better title for this post would be “Brained Hare”?
August 9, 2012 at 9:16 pm
Rabbits tend to show their “different attitudes” better when they are alive… Also love how the fact that these rabbits weren’t killed specifically for these masks is supposed to make us feel better about some of the scariest fucking things ever.
Glad Regretsy finally posted this piece! Rabbits are awesome and deserve better than this existence which hovers between livestock and pet. Just ask my amazing rabbit Clover who works as a therapy bunny at a nursing home