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ooooh, I think that’s a very bad silicon job, or they inserted lego blocks instead of silicon.
Y’know, I can usually figure out what brings on the downthumb Zerg rush, but this one has me a bit flummoxed. Do they think you’re talking shit about her actual breasts? Do they think you’re talking shit about plastic surgery? Or do they really just hate that you’ve confused “silicon” and “silicone”? We may never know.
I downvoted it because it makes no freakin’ sense. It sounds like it doesn’t to you either…
I must be Wizzo the AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYZING, because uh….I got it?
“That breast is square. Maybe they used Legos instead of silicone in her boob job. See, because Legos are square and made of plastic.”
Seems pretty clear to me.
Whats up with the snarly pout on the lips.
Is that a blow up doll of Cameron? Because the thing hanging off her chest looks like the nozzle you inflate the thing with…
The good news is that that gives us a new way to upcycle an old breast pump.
Maybe she’s born with it…
Maybe it’s regretsy
No framing required? I beg to differ. That bitch needs a special bra or something.
She wears a Z cup.
looks like she was getting her boob ready for a mammogram when the sculpture was made.
Where is the other bosom? Or why are they so FAR apart!?
Would you really want another one shaped like that?
There’s something charming about this description, particularly in the way it asserts that this alleged sculpture actually is Cameron Diaz, and not just a dubious likeness of her.
I kind of like to imagine that this description is the lede paragraph to her Wikipedia entry. And then I imagine the “Did you know?” blurb: “…that [[Cameron Diaz]] is painted aluminum metallic (color) with a clear coat for durability?”
Then I imagine someone adding (citation needed).
Then I realize I really need to get off the Internet for a while.
Just a thought, but we could probably all make this happen for you, Vice.
Just for you.
For the benefit of those late to the game:
Oh shiza, that just made my day.
The edits are gone and I now have 2 wiki warnings.
Wikipedia being Wikipedia, I suppose the warnings would be for:
- leaving a citation.
- not writing in garbled English.
NOOOOO!!! The cupcakes have taken over Wikipedia???
Strong like bull
Udder like cow
Spongebob Square Tit
I think you meant SpongeBOOB….
I just sprayed wine all over my keyboard….
Good idea. Helps get the sticky crud out from under the keys.
Unintentional– I assure you…
Although her boob is certainly distracting…
the deformed expression on her face signals, in my opinion, that she does not like the results of this mammogram she is giving herself.
The mouth looks like belongs to a fish.
The sculpture is looking down sadly, as if to say, “dammit, my tits still have corners, and that nipple has drifed since yesterday.”
I hate drifed nipples.
No, seriously–I’ve seen that boob before. It was in a 1930′s medical study about breast cancer. Not kidding.
I was thinking that perhaps that is actually a baby that is lacking eyes and a nose and body. The head shape is slightly pointy, but almost spot on
I’m wondering if this guy’s seen real live boobs in the flesh (so to speak.) This “artwork” reminds me of the 40-year-old virgin:
“You know how when you grab a woman’s breast… it feels like… a bag of sand.”
looking at his other work, I’d say 40 year old virgin mightn’t be too far off.
I find it udderly worth the money, just for the conversation-starting ability.
My highschool boyfriend would complain when I left boob dents in his sweaters after I wore them.
Her boyfriend is going to be pissed.
It looks like the sculpture’s right hand has only 3 fingers or is making an “A-OK” sign whilst holding up that boob. Either way, ogre Fiona is looking better and better in comparison.
I hope ole Cam sues the “artist” who made this.
What cup size is that? Looks like a medium men’s to me.
I’m trying to gauge it. I wear a 38 long, so … yeah.
Any old non-celebrity can get symmetrical implants.
The process of using a device consisting of several water-collection bottles, such as Nansen bottles, that are wired and clamped together and used to collect data on water characteristics at various depths.
Judging by shape, that sounds remarkably accurate.
If that boob needs to be tightened, just insert a Phillips head screwdriver into the nipple.
Etsy has a Team Erotica? But it is a sin to call someone out? I want to see the Etsy Ten Commandments:
Thou shall not call out.
Thou shall insert random nudity into product pictures.
Thou shall not shave or groom your naughty bits for said above pictures…
Maybe Cameron was on the way out the door and hit her boob on the mailbox?
For a second there I thought maybe my own boob was not unusual, but then I read the comments
I know what this reminds me of!
It reminded me of this.
And to think, before today, I had no idea there was on old, bearded man in the backroads of West Virginia. making artistic, erotic metallic castings of Jessica Biel and Cameron Diaz in his garage.
What will tomorrow bring?
More disappointing art?
Why is the Enterprise hiding under Cameron’s sweater?
“I can na’ say what happened, Captain, but it appears we’ve warped into a teat!” (said in my best Scottish brogue)
Everyone is on about that, um, *interesting* boob and rightfully so, but has no one noticed that poor Cameron’s lip makes her look like she’s had a stroke?
Suddenly I’m craving flap jacks… Hmm
I’m uncertain as to what makes this resemble Cameron Diaz. I don’t see anything there, not in the Picasso boob nor in the stroke patient scowl.
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