I’m kind of loving the box-on-a-head. After all, packaging up body parts is soooo difficult for the serious serial killer, and it’s nice to see that difficult demographic finally being served. All you need to do is cut off the excess tissue, slap on some postage, and viola!
you know when something is so genius it transcends any kind of funnyism and no matter how hilarious it is, all one can do is just stare at it in amazement?
Just then, Professor Schroedinger walked into to room with a cat under his left arm and a flask of poison in his right hand. “I thought I told you the Etsy stuff was on the side table in the lab, not the main table!”.
I can only wait with anticipation until the holidays so someone can wear a hollowed out turkey carcuss on their head adorned with beer caps and feathers *swwwooon*
Make me some shit I can’t do myself in 4 minutes with a glue gun and thrift store garbage and I’d consider giving someone that kind of money..Come on! Impress me dammit then you get the moneys.
It is literally a hunk of old barnwood with crap glued to it to make a “face” (w/ curly springs for hair!). Which would be fine by me – I’ve thought of doing the same goofy thing w/ things a couple times believe it or not, just for fun – but the price tag!
$290! $290 for something that is literally made out of trash and that I could throw together with an hour and a hot glue gun.
Yet another example of something that I could find entertaining and okay, if it weren’t for the ridiculous asking price.
I’d wear a smaller version of the first one. It would go well with the Weird Al “Preform This Way” octopus shawl/cape, which I would also wear non-ironically.
Don’t feel bad, my husband also has a giant head. We’ve only ever found one hat that fits him, and he really really needs to wear a sunhat when outdoors.
The hat probably wouldn’t look as bad if the model wasn’t wearing a length of eye distracting lacey hemming/border material as a dress, I say wearing as a dress but it’s more like wrapped herself up it in to look arty and unique.
Could that look work? Maybe in a less clashy colour? I’m not so sure.
I’ve noticed this after hanging out on Regretsy for a while, but I have to say:
I love that, despite posting and making fun of “stupid shit,” Regretsy posters still respect it when someone has the balls (or ovaries as the case may be) to say, “Actually, I kinda like that.”
As do I! It’s kind of a ludicrous hat, but that’s kind of what’s great about it: its complete, audacious ridiculousness.
Then again, I’m a Lady Gaga fan, who has recently mused that if she had the money to go to a Mother Monster show, she’d perhaps make herself a Duct Tape Dress for the occasion. So take that as you will.
I honestly thought it was intentionally shaped like a pig’s head (maybe as a homemade, fabric tribute to the one in Saw) until I checked out the other views.
The Roe deer skull + latex fascinator looks cool. But alas, I am not of the correct gender, or, for that matter, am I gifted with so much hair to make into a mop for the carcass + messed up gloves.
Besides, green & gold were my junior high school colors. WAY TOO LATE to wear to 8th grade graduation.
That gypsy hood is bewildering the shit out of me. She talks about a wool hood, ok, that’s obviously the red part. But then there’s the grey bonnet stitched randomly on top, facing the other way. And she says nothing about it! Talk about a (ruffled) elephant (skin) in the room!
But I see white-girl-dreads and a tie dyed shirt under that awesome hood. She’s probably a Deadhead- they’re like modern Gypsies, only difference being that they’re totally bereft of any genuine purpose.
i actually like the head box, quite a lot. wonder if it could be made to be waterproofed so i could put water and goldfish in it? steampunk face aquarium!
hmm, i’d have to breathe somehow, like those mermaids in old movies. i’ve got quite a set of lungs on me, but no gills.
I want to paint the head-box a nice copper color and use it as part of a stylish steam punk deep-sea diver costume – of course I would have to glue some watch gears to it first.
I have to say, of all the stupid shit I’ve seen on Regretsy, the first one is pretty damn well made, especially compared to the rest. That said, at $90 it’s not something I’d ever buy. Not to mention, when something’s usually pretty well made…I suspect reselling at this point.
Actually, I rather like it too. Not fond of the color, but the design isn’t half bad and it looks well-constructed… I also suspect reselling, now that i think about how much they’re charging for this pretty plethora of wearable wriggly bits…
The full description of the deer carcass mentions that the glass eyes reflect light to glow in the dark like cats’ eyes, and then helpfully suggests that it would look lovely draped over your favorite chair, or used as a rug. I don’t know what would cause more hilarious reactions, having a glowing eyed thing staring at you in a dark room, or stepping on those antlers on the way to the bathroom.
The first one would honestly be pretty sweet as an accessory for a costume party if you were going for an under-the-sea kind of look, but for if anyone were to wear it as part of an everyday ensemble, I’d question their sanity.
The rest I question the sanity of in any circumstance.
I actually think that mule-deer-carcass-skin-headdress thing is freaking sweet. I mean, that description is nine kinds of fucking bonkers, and I can’t imagine any occasion where I would actually wear it, and I don’t know where I would put it since I’m not one of those rich old people who have whole rooms decorated in mounted death, but, like, if that picture was in a calendar or something, I would magnet the shit out of that thing to my refrigerator.
I feel sort of sorry for the gypsy hat lady; she looks like it wasn’t her idea to pose with the thing. Sort of like Sad Etsy Boyfriends, only with a woman.
I understand if you don’t like the hood that’s understandable it’s your opinion, but to those of you that have to make fun of individuals that’s sad. I’m a person, a child of God just like all of you, whether you know it or not. If you don’t like my dreads (by the way I didn’t have them done they just happened) that’s cool too but why the meanness. I’m a good person, I’m someone’s mom and I’ve been through an amazingly hard life. I hope that making another person cry has made all of you feel better about yourselves. The fact that you can’t critique an item without hurting a person is a tragedy, my husband makes stuff to try to support our family, he works all week and does this to supplement us. If you don’t like his work that’s your right but no one truly has the right to debase another human being, one day we all answer for what we do. As for the Gypsy comments we come from a family of Gypsies his grandmother spent almost a year in Nazi camp in Poland for being Gypsy you are all in my prayers.
You’ve had a hard life? Wow, that’s AH-MAZING. No one else has ever had a hard life! Plus you’re also someone’s mom! Wish you’d have put that in your listing, because having a baby makes you completely safe from criticism.
And wait, your husband WORKS FOR A LIVING? He works all week to support his family? Is there no end to your uniqueness?
the lady in the green (the first one)looks like she has been huffing sparkly green paint. makes more sense now why she agreed to wear all that if you think about it.
All this headwear, besides the tiny deer antler thing, seems like that part of the horror movie between “Ha ha, put this on.” and Aaaaaaagh – stop (violating me in some way depending on the film rating)!
I kinda want the octopus hat. I’m a sucker for almost anything green/teal. Not that I’d wear it. Just put it on one of my creepy foam heads in the living room.
If I’m gonna pay $900 for a deer skin carcass/hat/thingy I want all the blood cleaned off first. That ‘death drool’ coming from its mouth is gross. Yuck!
Would not buy the wood box wearable art thingy, because it is a touch out of my budget. However, I would purchase a friggin print of that photo – would look lovely with my other weird-as-fuck art in my house!
I want to know how these ladies make love with those head ornaments they’re sporting. If so, then I finally found someone who “gets” why I insist on wearing this in bed…
I want to wear the Full Pelt Genuine Mule Deer Headdress on the subway this winter and all the preachy vegans in my neighborhood can suck itttt. >:D No, wait… I need to wear it to that vegan restaurant on Montrose…
August 2, 2012 at 5:08 pm
For only $1500 I can look like Pennywise the Clown coming up out of the shower drain to shoot blood all over Eddie Kasprak?
SOLD.
August 3, 2012 at 11:30 am
The thing that baffles me the most is the price tags!!
August 3, 2012 at 5:05 pm
holy fucking shit i don’t even know what this means but i’m afraid to read any more comments
August 2, 2012 at 5:11 pm
I’m kind of loving the box-on-a-head. After all, packaging up body parts is soooo difficult for the serious serial killer, and it’s nice to see that difficult demographic finally being served. All you need to do is cut off the excess tissue, slap on some postage, and viola!
August 2, 2012 at 5:23 pm
August 2, 2012 at 6:08 pm
I don’t know, but her dress is almost as ugly.
August 3, 2012 at 9:42 am
Seriously, the stuff on their heads isn’t their only fashion problem…
August 2, 2012 at 8:08 pm
I can’t stop laughing whenever I see this picture. I’m going to have to bookmark this page for when a pet dies or something.
August 3, 2012 at 9:50 am
I love you so hard. Fucking LOVE LOVE LOVE that scene….and yes, I know that makes me a freak.
August 4, 2012 at 8:01 am
you know when something is so genius it transcends any kind of funnyism and no matter how hilarious it is, all one can do is just stare at it in amazement?
this was it.
August 4, 2012 at 4:57 pm
It’s a DICK IN A BOX! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg
August 2, 2012 at 11:04 pm
Just then, Professor Schroedinger walked into to room with a cat under his left arm and a flask of poison in his right hand. “I thought I told you the Etsy stuff was on the side table in the lab, not the main table!”.
August 2, 2012 at 5:13 pm
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August 2, 2012 at 10:49 pm
tl;dw but I’m drunk. Maybe tomorrow, sorry.
August 3, 2012 at 12:48 am
You can internet while sober?
August 2, 2012 at 5:13 pm
Lady Gaga is not amused.
August 2, 2012 at 5:44 pm
Or impressed.
August 2, 2012 at 10:50 pm
Go WTF or GTFO
August 2, 2012 at 5:13 pm
I can only wait with anticipation until the holidays so someone can wear a hollowed out turkey carcuss on their head adorned with beer caps and feathers *swwwooon*
August 2, 2012 at 6:38 pm
The $900 deer pelt is a) creepy as fuck, b) reminded me of this:
August 2, 2012 at 10:27 pm
heh, I actually kinda like the deer thing, and the octopus….
The box gets me though just WTF?
in the same shop? This shit -> http://www.etsy.com/listing/97712191/farnsworth-house-fence-sale-floor-plan and every thing in that shop is insane over priced ridiculous crap in a not good way.. Who the F would wear a seashell with four huge waist elastic bands hot glued to it for over a hundred dollars. http://www.etsy.com/listing/103443613/sea-shell-eye-patch-sale-wearable-art
Make me some shit I can’t do myself in 4 minutes with a glue gun and thrift store garbage and I’d consider giving someone that kind of money..Come on! Impress me dammit then you get the moneys.
September 23, 2012 at 3:50 pm
Oh goodness. That item is no longer listed, but Etsy totes told me this was “similar”:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/87371387/found-object-wall-hanging-the-face-of?ref=exp_listing
It is literally a hunk of old barnwood with crap glued to it to make a “face” (w/ curly springs for hair!). Which would be fine by me – I’ve thought of doing the same goofy thing w/ things a couple times believe it or not, just for fun – but the price tag!
$290! $290 for something that is literally made out of trash and that I could throw together with an hour and a hot glue gun.
Yet another example of something that I could find entertaining and okay, if it weren’t for the ridiculous asking price.
September 23, 2012 at 3:54 pm
Also, this:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/9635311/junk-angel-wood-sculpture-made-from?ref=v1_other_2
If they hadn’t labeled it a “junk angel”, I wouldn’t have known what the hell it was supposed to be.
What galls me is that the artist expects me to pay them $595 (plus shipping, I assume) for this, yet the “chair is not included”.
August 2, 2012 at 5:14 pm
I want the first one and I don’t even care. We’ve already covered my love of stupid hats.
August 2, 2012 at 5:28 pm
I’d wear a smaller version of the first one. It would go well with the Weird Al “Preform This Way” octopus shawl/cape, which I would also wear non-ironically.
August 2, 2012 at 5:47 pm
I’d wear it.
August 2, 2012 at 5:56 pm
I would wear that in a heartbeat. The rest of that outfit….not so much. What’s with the mermaid chola lipliner?
August 2, 2012 at 7:28 pm
I really like it too, mostly because it might make my giant head look smaller. (I always want to wear hats, but they look absurd on my giant head.)
August 2, 2012 at 10:14 pm
Don’t feel bad, my husband also has a giant head. We’ve only ever found one hat that fits him, and he really really needs to wear a sunhat when outdoors.
August 2, 2012 at 8:14 pm
The hat probably wouldn’t look as bad if the model wasn’t wearing a length of eye distracting lacey hemming/border material as a dress, I say wearing as a dress but it’s more like wrapped herself up it in to look arty and unique.
Could that look work? Maybe in a less clashy colour? I’m not so sure.
August 3, 2012 at 12:53 am
I’ve noticed this after hanging out on Regretsy for a while, but I have to say:
I love that, despite posting and making fun of “stupid shit,” Regretsy posters still respect it when someone has the balls (or ovaries as the case may be) to say, “Actually, I kinda like that.”
September 23, 2012 at 3:59 pm
As do I! It’s kind of a ludicrous hat, but that’s kind of what’s great about it: its complete, audacious ridiculousness.
Then again, I’m a Lady Gaga fan, who has recently mused that if she had the money to go to a Mother Monster show, she’d perhaps make herself a Duct Tape Dress for the occasion. So take that as you will.
August 2, 2012 at 5:15 pm
Not for $1500 (more like $15), but I’d wear the head box.
August 2, 2012 at 5:16 pm
Wait, the deer headdress is NOT good for dancing? Do you have anything a little smaller, then? I’m looking something to wear for a night on the town.
August 2, 2012 at 5:16 pm
Gypsy hood.. Somehow seems to have missed the hole for a face.
August 2, 2012 at 6:28 pm
It’s the side-on view. Though I grant you, it’s difficult to tell.
Looking “great”, on the other hand… Must be a special dictionary.
August 2, 2012 at 8:09 pm
I honestly thought it was intentionally shaped like a pig’s head (maybe as a homemade, fabric tribute to the one in Saw) until I checked out the other views.
August 2, 2012 at 11:30 pm
That’s what they get for looking up words on Urban Dictionary.
August 2, 2012 at 5:16 pm
I’d rather have one that looks like an old fashioned TV, though.
August 2, 2012 at 5:16 pm
I… I would wear some of those.
Unironically.
Oh, God, I’m their target market.
(Mind you, that Gypsy Hood looks like what would happen if you had a blind KKK member.
August 2, 2012 at 5:23 pm
That blind KKK member really has the wool pulled over her eyes!
They’ve let her to go on this long with dreds. What’s next?
August 2, 2012 at 8:00 pm
It’s OK, I’m the target market for tentacle wall hooks and animal head faucets (if such things exist). Everyone has at least one “special” need.
September 23, 2012 at 4:02 pm
Tentacle wall hooks!?
If nobody’s trying to make these yet, or making them well, I may know a guy… and I will totally want one too.
August 2, 2012 at 5:19 pm
Is it just me or does that deer head hat just seem like it would smell very bad?
August 2, 2012 at 10:19 pm
I just noticed your name, and now I hear everything you post in Jay’s voice.
August 3, 2012 at 6:19 am
Aaaand now I hear it too.
August 3, 2012 at 7:45 am
Better than hearing me in Silent Bob’s voice!
August 2, 2012 at 5:20 pm
I actually like the first one.
Gypsy Hood……is chain link fence the new Barn Wood?
August 2, 2012 at 5:21 pm
The Roe deer skull + latex fascinator looks cool. But alas, I am not of the correct gender, or, for that matter, am I gifted with so much hair to make into a mop for the carcass + messed up gloves.
Besides, green & gold were my junior high school colors. WAY TOO LATE to wear to 8th grade graduation.
August 2, 2012 at 10:52 pm
And now we know what happened to Crow T. Robot.
August 2, 2012 at 5:21 pm
the last one $900… yeah thats reasonable
August 2, 2012 at 5:22 pm
That’s alot of money to pay to end up shot during hunting season.
August 2, 2012 at 5:23 pm
Deer me – I thought you meant the dear carcass.
August 2, 2012 at 5:47 pm
To be fair, I’d shoot any of these people.
August 2, 2012 at 5:22 pm
That gypsy hood is bewildering the shit out of me. She talks about a wool hood, ok, that’s obviously the red part. But then there’s the grey bonnet stitched randomly on top, facing the other way. And she says nothing about it! Talk about a (ruffled) elephant (skin) in the room!
August 2, 2012 at 5:58 pm
It’s recycled. That means it’s supposed to look like garbage.
August 2, 2012 at 5:22 pm
I could totally use #3 for my House Baratheon role-play.
August 2, 2012 at 6:40 pm
This would also be perfect if you’re building the wardrobe part of a latex dungeon run by 60-year-old church ladies.
August 2, 2012 at 6:55 pm
Along with some of this:
and I would be all set!
August 2, 2012 at 5:26 pm
No self respecting gypsy would wear that hood and I ought to know, I’m a self respecting gypsy.
August 2, 2012 at 6:51 pm
But I see white-girl-dreads and a tie dyed shirt under that awesome hood. She’s probably a Deadhead- they’re like modern Gypsies, only difference being that they’re totally bereft of any genuine purpose.
August 2, 2012 at 5:26 pm
the mule der headdress is actually reasonable- IF you are going to a native american ceremony
stay outta the woods hon
August 2, 2012 at 5:27 pm
I like the first one too!
The last one reminds me of the Jackal from Thirteen Ghosts.
August 2, 2012 at 6:11 pm
He looks like a go-getter who thinks outside the box!
August 2, 2012 at 6:28 pm
I think it’s pretty clear he’s thinking inside this particular box.
August 2, 2012 at 5:28 pm
That last one looks like an extreme closeup of Frances McDormand walking down the hallway from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
August 3, 2012 at 9:11 am
i actually like the head box, quite a lot. wonder if it could be made to be waterproofed so i could put water and goldfish in it? steampunk face aquarium!
hmm, i’d have to breathe somehow, like those mermaids in old movies. i’ve got quite a set of lungs on me, but no gills.
August 2, 2012 at 5:28 pm
A Swedish wool Gypsy hood? Sorry, I only buy Welsh wool hoods.
August 2, 2012 at 5:32 pm
Has that last one been on here before? I know I’ve seen it. Maybe it was posted in a comment?
August 2, 2012 at 6:23 pm
Ah, Holytape posted it here: http://www.regretsy.com/2012/02/24/wilson-picket/ (comment #26)
August 2, 2012 at 5:34 pm
I want to paint the head-box a nice copper color and use it as part of a stylish steam punk deep-sea diver costume – of course I would have to glue some watch gears to it first.
August 3, 2012 at 12:59 am
And an octopus.
September 23, 2012 at 4:05 pm
…did you just locate the only condition in which an octopus is actually appropriate in conjunction with the word “steampunk”? By jove!
August 2, 2012 at 5:36 pm
Is the last one a…a…..a SMOTHERBOX!????
August 2, 2012 at 5:37 pm
Why is Tori Spelling wearing that green shit on her head in the first one?
August 2, 2012 at 5:58 pm
For the same reason Boy George looks like a gilded jackelope in the fourth one. Times is tough.
August 2, 2012 at 7:32 pm
Tori Spelling, the MDMA years.
August 2, 2012 at 5:37 pm
I thought “head box” meant something completely different.
August 2, 2012 at 5:37 pm
Clicked on the listing for the deer headdress, apparently, it’s “perfect for religious purposes”.
August 2, 2012 at 8:04 pm
Finally! A citation to show my pastor!
August 2, 2012 at 5:43 pm
Goodbye bike helmet–I’m going to ride with a head box on from now on.
August 2, 2012 at 5:44 pm
the last one looks like a sensory deprivation fetish toy.
August 2, 2012 at 5:45 pm
I have to say, of all the stupid shit I’ve seen on Regretsy, the first one is pretty damn well made, especially compared to the rest. That said, at $90 it’s not something I’d ever buy. Not to mention, when something’s usually pretty well made…I suspect reselling at this point.
August 2, 2012 at 5:46 pm
As far as the headbox goes…well my fiance -has- be threatening to make me wear blinders when we go to the store…Don’t let him see that one!
August 3, 2012 at 7:14 am
Actually, I rather like it too. Not fond of the color, but the design isn’t half bad and it looks well-constructed… I also suspect reselling, now that i think about how much they’re charging for this pretty plethora of wearable wriggly bits…
August 2, 2012 at 5:45 pm
The full description of the deer carcass mentions that the glass eyes reflect light to glow in the dark like cats’ eyes, and then helpfully suggests that it would look lovely draped over your favorite chair, or used as a rug. I don’t know what would cause more hilarious reactions, having a glowing eyed thing staring at you in a dark room, or stepping on those antlers on the way to the bathroom.
August 2, 2012 at 5:45 pm
THAT is one Schuetty Ball of a helmet!
August 2, 2012 at 5:46 pm
Okay, I actually like the deerface headdress and would buy the hell out of it if it weren’t 900 bucks.
August 2, 2012 at 5:51 pm
HAD. Had a very strong energy about him. Until you put him on your head…
August 3, 2012 at 10:24 pm
I read “strong energy” to mean “rancid smell.”
August 2, 2012 at 5:55 pm
Does the deer hide remind anyone else of the scene in Princess Mononoke where Okkotonushi becomes a demon?
August 3, 2012 at 10:24 pm
I was thinking Star Wars when Han stick the injured Luke in a creature’s warm guts.
August 2, 2012 at 5:57 pm
Octopus Lady has been sticking her face in the ice cream sprinkles at the dessert bar again.
August 2, 2012 at 5:59 pm
She’s so shellfish.
August 2, 2012 at 6:18 pm
A complete beach.
August 2, 2012 at 9:54 pm
You’d think she’d know her plaice among her bettas, especially with that monstroseaty on her head.
August 2, 2012 at 10:32 pm
Suckers
August 2, 2012 at 10:36 pm
She should ink this over and not let herself get suckered in again.
August 2, 2012 at 6:09 pm
The first one would honestly be pretty sweet as an accessory for a costume party if you were going for an under-the-sea kind of look, but for if anyone were to wear it as part of an everyday ensemble, I’d question their sanity.
The rest I question the sanity of in any circumstance.
August 2, 2012 at 6:31 pm
If I saw it at an under-the-sea costume party, my first question would be “what the hell did you do with the rest of the octopus?!”
August 2, 2012 at 11:51 pm
And then, merrid saw the sushi on the buffet table.
August 2, 2012 at 10:21 pm
I have a ridiculous velour squid hat that I keep threatening to wear as part of a “sexy Cthulhu” costume. This would, sadly, be far more elegant.
August 2, 2012 at 6:15 pm
I actually think that mule-deer-carcass-skin-headdress thing is freaking sweet. I mean, that description is nine kinds of fucking bonkers, and I can’t imagine any occasion where I would actually wear it, and I don’t know where I would put it since I’m not one of those rich old people who have whole rooms decorated in mounted death, but, like, if that picture was in a calendar or something, I would magnet the shit out of that thing to my refrigerator.
August 2, 2012 at 6:16 pm
I wasn’t aware that gypsy-pioneer cosplay was a thing.
August 2, 2012 at 6:47 pm
The real question is… is the bloggess selling ads on that deer pelt? Because I think she could get way more than she is for that pony.
August 2, 2012 at 7:25 pm
All of these make my head hurt…I’m going to go look at cat porn now.
August 2, 2012 at 7:28 pm
I didn’t know Holly Hobby was a garden gnome.
Thanks Regretsy!
August 2, 2012 at 7:33 pm
Gypsy Hood? Looks more like an Amish Gnome to me.
August 2, 2012 at 7:36 pm
I would swear I’ve seen that head-box before.
August 2, 2012 at 7:39 pm
I feel sort of sorry for the gypsy hat lady; she looks like it wasn’t her idea to pose with the thing. Sort of like Sad Etsy Boyfriends, only with a woman.
August 2, 2012 at 8:07 pm
She’s sad about the hood, but not the poorly done dreads or tie-dye T-shirt?
August 16, 2012 at 2:45 pm
I understand if you don’t like the hood that’s understandable it’s your opinion, but to those of you that have to make fun of individuals that’s sad. I’m a person, a child of God just like all of you, whether you know it or not. If you don’t like my dreads (by the way I didn’t have them done they just happened) that’s cool too but why the meanness. I’m a good person, I’m someone’s mom and I’ve been through an amazingly hard life. I hope that making another person cry has made all of you feel better about yourselves. The fact that you can’t critique an item without hurting a person is a tragedy, my husband makes stuff to try to support our family, he works all week and does this to supplement us. If you don’t like his work that’s your right but no one truly has the right to debase another human being, one day we all answer for what we do. As for the Gypsy comments we come from a family of Gypsies his grandmother spent almost a year in Nazi camp in Poland for being Gypsy you are all in my prayers.
August 16, 2012 at 4:15 pm
You’ve had a hard life? Wow, that’s AH-MAZING. No one else has ever had a hard life! Plus you’re also someone’s mom! Wish you’d have put that in your listing, because having a baby makes you completely safe from criticism.
And wait, your husband WORKS FOR A LIVING? He works all week to support his family? Is there no end to your uniqueness?
August 2, 2012 at 8:08 pm
I have just 2 things to say:
1. Isn’t a Roe deer a female deer? (from that song, “Roe, a deer a female deer…”) If so it wouldn’t have antlers.
2. That box frame thing… It would almost be less stupid if it were a toilet seat.
August 2, 2012 at 8:18 pm
It’s “Doe, a deer…”
August 2, 2012 at 10:38 pm
D’oh!
August 3, 2012 at 1:02 am
Oh dear.
August 2, 2012 at 8:18 pm
Quick, somebody get pics of Southern Carnival’s stuff up here, so we have proof that glamorous cranial accessories DO exist on Etsy!
August 2, 2012 at 8:50 pm
the lady in the green (the first one)looks like she has been huffing sparkly green paint. makes more sense now why she agreed to wear all that if you think about it.
August 2, 2012 at 9:18 pm
I have to admit, I love this girls Wasteland Angel but then I relate really well to the Feral Kid too….
August 2, 2012 at 10:06 pm
there’s nothing sexier than a woman with Cthulu eating her head!
also, fourth girl down…will someone PLEASE get this girl some conditioner?!
August 2, 2012 at 10:45 pm
You gotta go “Old Ones School” for the real Shoggoth. Amirite?
August 2, 2012 at 10:43 pm
All this headwear, besides the tiny deer antler thing, seems like that part of the horror movie between “Ha ha, put this on.” and Aaaaaaagh – stop (violating me in some way depending on the film rating)!
August 3, 2012 at 2:45 am
Oh deer!
August 3, 2012 at 5:34 am
Octopus Dream Hat = girl version of Old Gregg.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LZo9ugJTWQ
August 3, 2012 at 5:56 am
I especially like the one where she’s wearing a stupid looking hat.
August 3, 2012 at 9:46 am
which one is that??
August 3, 2012 at 6:22 am
The deer’s other antler seems to be a bit loose? So it’s 850, take it or leave it!
(Please just take my money, I want to buried with that)
August 3, 2012 at 6:28 am
The is tone is cool in a burlesque mermaid sort of way.
The second on….looks like a lawn gnome stole a baby skirt and suck it on his head.
Also wasn;t the last one already featured on here in another post?
August 3, 2012 at 6:31 am
Whoops that should have said *clears throat*:
The first one is cool in a burlesque mermaid sort of way.
The second one…looks like a lawn gnome stole a baby skirt and stuck it on his head.
Also wasn’t the last one already featured on here in another post?
August 3, 2012 at 7:22 am
I kinda want the octopus hat. I’m a sucker for almost anything green/teal. Not that I’d wear it. Just put it on one of my creepy foam heads in the living room.
August 3, 2012 at 7:26 am
If I’m gonna pay $900 for a deer skin carcass/hat/thingy I want all the blood cleaned off first. That ‘death drool’ coming from its mouth is gross. Yuck!
August 3, 2012 at 9:47 am
Would not buy the wood box wearable art thingy, because it is a touch out of my budget. However, I would purchase a friggin print of that photo – would look lovely with my other weird-as-fuck art in my house!
August 3, 2012 at 11:55 am
I thought to myself “Wow, all of these would be great for some of the shows I’m going to be costuming soon”.
August 3, 2012 at 1:25 pm
I want to know how these ladies make love with those head ornaments they’re sporting. If so, then I finally found someone who “gets” why I insist on wearing this in bed…
August 3, 2012 at 4:56 pm
The last one has amazing headgear!!!
August 3, 2012 at 5:12 pm
I feel sort of bad knocking the hats in the first two photos. They are the best parts of their ensembles.
August 3, 2012 at 6:18 pm
Why am I trying to think of something nice to say????
OK, here’s my down payment on a hunk of West Hell: the lady in the shrunken doe skullie has the most amazing eyes. Hope she got paid well.
August 3, 2012 at 7:52 pm
August 4, 2012 at 7:23 pm
I want to wear the Full Pelt Genuine Mule Deer Headdress on the subway this winter and all the preachy vegans in my neighborhood can suck itttt. >:D No, wait… I need to wear it to that vegan restaurant on Montrose…
August 4, 2012 at 7:24 pm
Yup, deer head on a bomber hat. They’d all stroke out.