I believe she’s wearing something, but the button took me aback at first. I thought maybe Merlin’s head was bolted on–just one bolt for a quick change.
We always sang it as “hold my clothes now, Tony Danza”, course I also used to think that Benny and The Jets said “She’s got electric boobs and a mohawk suit” too.
There’s a religious parody called “Sacred Agent Man.” My friend was really confused as to why they were playing a song called “Naked Asian Man” in children’s church.
That’s exactly what it looks like. That and the one from someone else’s comment about it looking like his buddy’s Philipino bachelor in the apartment two floors down.
And who in the h-e-double-sticks is “Taylor” supposed to be anyway?
I love the fact that even though the artist was doing a bust of “Merlin” they were able to showcase her sexuality by making her clavicles look like a vagina. It’s the sign of true artistic vision…or drug use.
Merlin Munro performed along with Delta Blow and Misty Doral in the early 1980s Derbytown Drag Revue. Her specialty was lip-synching to Vaughn Monroe records. A strange but crowd pleasing act.
Impressive how well the artist caught that the blackcurrant earrings have leaked onto Merlin’s bleach job on the left and hints at her entire upper denture.
August 1, 2012 at 1:32 pm
I always love these.
August 2, 2012 at 11:27 am
I don’t know if these people should ever call themselves artist. I think that is abusing the word.
August 1, 2012 at 1:33 pm
I’ve never seen Merlin Monro, actually. That might be a completely accurate picture.
August 1, 2012 at 1:38 pm
No kidding. Why pay $120 for a portrait of someone you don’t even know.
August 1, 2012 at 1:42 pm
You guys don’t know who Merlin Monro is? the famous movie star from ’7 year yeast infection itch’?
August 1, 2012 at 2:08 pm
Yeah, Merlin Monro is a world renown singer of the hit “Demons are a goil’s best fiend” and singing “I peed, I peed in the bath, Mester Preistant”.
August 1, 2012 at 7:51 pm
I thought Merlin Monro was the world-famous drag queen Marilyn Monroe impersonator. Or have I confused him with someone else?
August 1, 2012 at 1:41 pm
and WHY does Merlin Monro have wings on the front? she has wings or the most dangerous collarbone in the world.
August 1, 2012 at 3:36 pm
Good Bye Abnormal Jean
August 1, 2012 at 4:18 pm
I believe she’s wearing something, but the button took me aback at first. I thought maybe Merlin’s head was bolted on–just one bolt for a quick change.
August 1, 2012 at 6:06 pm
I think she’s wearing a blouse that has melded with her skin.
August 1, 2012 at 4:11 pm
I thought it said Merkin Monroe and came up dissapointed, Merlin kinda works. Word is she had a magical vagoo
August 1, 2012 at 9:00 pm
August 2, 2012 at 4:04 am
Merlin Monro … part actress, part singer, part dolphin.
August 1, 2012 at 1:38 pm
the last picture looks like Tony Danza
August 1, 2012 at 1:39 pm
Whenever I think of Tony Danza I think of the song Tiny Dancer. Only I sing “Hold me closer Tony Danza”
August 1, 2012 at 1:48 pm
I never used to, but now that’s all I will ever hear. Thank you SO MUCH.
August 1, 2012 at 2:05 pm
We always sang it as “hold my clothes now, Tony Danza”, course I also used to think that Benny and The Jets said “She’s got electric boobs and a mohawk suit” too.
August 1, 2012 at 2:14 pm
SHE DOESN’T HAVE ELECTRIC BOOBS?????
August 1, 2012 at 2:21 pm
A friend of mine used to think “You make me feel like a natural woman” was “You make me feel like a manchurian woman.”
August 1, 2012 at 4:14 pm
“Turn the beat around -love to rub that stuff in”
August 1, 2012 at 4:19 pm
“There’s the bathroom on the right.”
August 1, 2012 at 7:49 pm
“That’s something that 100 men from mars will ever do”
August 1, 2012 at 6:34 pm
I always thought “Raspberry beret” was “Dance miracle pants.”
August 1, 2012 at 9:54 pm
now come on baby, do you do modern dance?
I’m hot blooded, hot blooded
August 2, 2012 at 1:59 am
ah, you won me over very fast.
August 1, 2012 at 10:07 pm
and my personal favorite, I know its wrong but I like it better this way -
On the wings of ducks
up and above the clouds, the only way to fly
is on the wings of ducks
the wings of ducks
I sing this to my dog. She’s deaf, so its okay.
August 1, 2012 at 3:26 pm
My favorite song is “Secret Asian Man.”
August 1, 2012 at 6:25 pm
There’s a religious parody called “Sacred Agent Man.” My friend was really confused as to why they were playing a song called “Naked Asian Man” in children’s church.
August 1, 2012 at 5:46 pm
There is actually a word for misheard or misquoted song lyrics. They are called mondegreens.
I know this because I’m a nerd.
August 1, 2012 at 10:34 pm
Missy Malaprop and the Mondegreens are my fave band. Their lyrics are really punny!
August 1, 2012 at 1:38 pm
I don’t know, but does anybody else see a young Mickey Rooney and a splash of Gary Coleman in the first one?
August 1, 2012 at 1:44 pm
whatchu talkin’bout willis?
August 1, 2012 at 3:28 pm
It’s the turtleneck.
August 1, 2012 at 1:38 pm
that first one is definitely Minkus from Boy Meets World :
August 1, 2012 at 1:41 pm
Mouth from One Tree Hill! Yep, the ‘Taylor’ picture looks like him.
August 1, 2012 at 1:41 pm
And Johnny Mathis.
August 1, 2012 at 2:17 pm
I was thinking more like Chris Colfer giving Blue Steel.
August 1, 2012 at 2:17 pm
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August 1, 2012 at 1:40 pm
Merlin’s saggy left shoulder apparently. Glad that after all this time I finally know what Arthur Weasley tried to say. I can FINALLY sleep easy.
August 1, 2012 at 1:42 pm
RONALD. NOT ARTHUR. I am going to go weep in the corner over my own Potter-incompetence. Be right back.
August 1, 2012 at 4:06 pm
Repent! Repent for your sins against Potterdom!
(to be honest, I thought you were just making a Merlin/King Arthur joke)
August 1, 2012 at 1:46 pm
I’m waiting for the Gore Vidal edition of TRAGICRAFTING(tm).
August 1, 2012 at 2:02 pm
Me too
August 1, 2012 at 4:20 pm
and tragicrafting for Sherman Hemsley.
Weezie (Isabel Sanford born 1918) was 21 years older than Sherman making Weezie one of TVs original cougars!
August 1, 2012 at 1:50 pm
did Merlin cast a spell on himself to make him look like a scary version of Faye Dunaway?
August 1, 2012 at 4:11 pm
Is there a NOT scary version of Faye Dunaway???
August 1, 2012 at 4:27 pm
“I AM NOT ONE OF YOUR FANS!”
August 1, 2012 at 1:52 pm
Sometime we should have a contest that shows the celeb portrait and we have to GUESS who the hell its supposed to be
August 1, 2012 at 3:53 pm
That is actually a great idea!
August 1, 2012 at 1:53 pm
dying laughing over Merlin Monro
August 1, 2012 at 2:06 pm
Merlin Monro – Sage adviser to Arthur Miller
August 1, 2012 at 1:53 pm
August 1, 2012 at 2:13 pm
See also, James Darren from Time Tunnel but with mussed hair. I really need to learn how to post pictures.
http://www.jamesdarren.com/page11_files/ttbw.jpg
August 1, 2012 at 8:16 pm
*sigh* It was just the turtleneck, wasn’t it. Plus, I’m old.
August 1, 2012 at 1:56 pm
What in the world is that GROWTH on merlin’s left collar bone??
August 2, 2012 at 4:12 am
An overgrown collar bone. It’s overtaken her entire shoulder.
August 1, 2012 at 1:57 pm
Be on the lookout for more of her DOPE SHIT.
August 1, 2012 at 4:22 pm
I see what you thought there.
August 1, 2012 at 2:02 pm
Taylor: Paint by number?
August 2, 2012 at 4:20 am
That’s exactly what it looks like. That and the one from someone else’s comment about it looking like his buddy’s Philipino bachelor in the apartment two floors down.
And who in the h-e-double-sticks is “Taylor” supposed to be anyway?
August 1, 2012 at 2:04 pm
I love the fact that even though the artist was doing a bust of “Merlin” they were able to showcase her sexuality by making her clavicles look like a vagina. It’s the sign of true artistic vision…or drug use.
August 1, 2012 at 2:05 pm
I thought the third portrait was of Senator John Kerry.
August 1, 2012 at 2:12 pm
The first one is Eddie Munster, right?
August 1, 2012 at 2:17 pm
When did George Clooney have his left eye replaced with a fish? Was that for “Ocean’s 11″?
August 1, 2012 at 2:22 pm
I read that as “fist”.
August 1, 2012 at 2:19 pm
MERLIN MONRO
August 1, 2012 at 4:07 pm
Lemon, did I ever tell you you’re my hero?
August 1, 2012 at 8:50 pm
Now I’m seeing the late Mary Millar in Keeping Up Appearances:
Also, RIP Onslow.
August 1, 2012 at 10:14 pm
Oh no! “I’ll be awhile, I’m underneath the dog now”
August 1, 2012 at 2:27 pm
1) Chris Isaak, 2) Barbara Eden, 3) Bryan Cranston
August 1, 2012 at 4:03 pm
1) young Robert Blake, 2) Ming Na Wen in a blonde wig, c) Steve Buscemi chewing on a pea pod
August 1, 2012 at 2:31 pm
At first I just assumed that “Taylor” was the love child of Gary Coleman and Pink in her angry years.
August 1, 2012 at 2:49 pm
Merlin Munro performed along with Delta Blow and Misty Doral in the early 1980s Derbytown Drag Revue. Her specialty was lip-synching to Vaughn Monroe records. A strange but crowd pleasing act.
August 1, 2012 at 3:21 pm
Has anyone mentioned that Merlin up thurr has an ET body? Somebody throw that bish some Reese’s Pieces before it unhinges it’s jaw.
August 1, 2012 at 3:34 pm
Merlin Munro – th’ ‘Murican gurl actress what done sang fer Prezdent Kenndy on his birfday.
August 1, 2012 at 9:06 pm
ERMAGHERD MERLIN
August 1, 2012 at 3:51 pm
Umm, maybe I am just not up on popular culture, but who is “Taylor” supposed to be?
August 1, 2012 at 3:57 pm
I’ve been trying to figure it out. The only thing I can come up with is Taylor Lautner, but it doesn’t look anything like him…
August 1, 2012 at 4:05 pm
Thank you. I had to look him up, and wow, if that is him, it is a bad likeness. O_O
August 1, 2012 at 8:52 pm
Taylor Dane? Taylor Swift? Rip Taylor?
August 1, 2012 at 4:52 pm
“>Taylor Tot?
August 1, 2012 at 4:53 pm
Huh, it was right in the preview. I guess a tag got stuck in the doorway.
August 1, 2012 at 4:53 pm
http://toolsmartz.blogspot.com/2007/12/taylor-tot-story.html
August 1, 2012 at 3:55 pm
I dunno – I think Merlin Monro looks a bit like Betty White.
August 1, 2012 at 3:57 pm
Dang it . It looks like Betty White + Bette Davis.
August 1, 2012 at 4:25 pm
Why not mix in some Betty Crocker, too?
August 1, 2012 at 4:30 pm
Betty Ford
August 1, 2012 at 7:51 pm
Ugly Betty
August 1, 2012 at 8:24 pm
Warren Beatty
August 1, 2012 at 11:58 pm
Betti spaghetti (I LOVE a league of their own)
August 1, 2012 at 4:39 pm
That is the saddest picture of George Clooney I’ve ever seen.
August 1, 2012 at 6:37 pm
My teenage crush is still crying about that.
August 1, 2012 at 5:50 pm
Is Marilyn wearing some kind of weird flesh colored blouse, or is that her chest after being hit by a train?
August 1, 2012 at 6:14 pm
That last one is actually a pretty good George Peppard.
http://www.allposters.com.ar/-sp/George-Peppard-Posters_i1220701_.htm
August 1, 2012 at 6:27 pm
I looked at the entry. I read the comments. I still have no idea who the first picture is of.
August 1, 2012 at 6:30 pm
Impressive how well the artist caught that the blackcurrant earrings have leaked onto Merlin’s bleach job on the left and hints at her entire upper denture.
August 1, 2012 at 6:36 pm
August 1, 2012 at 7:10 pm
I think Marilyn is morphing into an eagle?
August 1, 2012 at 8:42 pm
Mighty morphing Marilyn?
August 1, 2012 at 7:43 pm
How was this ones over-looked?? http://www.etsy.com/listing/86003648/pucker-up?ref=correlated_featured
August 1, 2012 at 7:45 pm
This “ONE.” Really, I speak English. Ugh.
August 1, 2012 at 8:18 pm
“Taylor” looks like the small Filipino man my bachelor uncle was just friends with.
August 1, 2012 at 9:35 pm
Awesome drawing of Fred Gwynne
August 2, 2012 at 9:30 am
The accuracy of the first on is in the eye of the beholder.