HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO SWALLOW THE MINT DENTAL FLOSS
Looks like the back of my dog when he eats gum
This is just really disturbing Sad face.
Is that a manatee’s asshole? Put that on my wishlist STAT!
BOWL sculpture, not… oh never mind.
I logged on SPECIFICALLY to say that. If you’re going to make a joke I thought I was a special snowflake to think up, at least finish strong.
Guess I’ll just give you a thumbs up and sob into my mustache mug like the FJL I am.
Oh the huge manatee!
Goatse: The Consequences: A Cautionary Tale
It’s the start of a good story that was made into a movie: The Human Centipede.
Well, actually, this is part of the documentary of the making of the movie that’s of the story.
I think I’ll wait for the novelization of the documentary of the making of the movie of the story.
Will this be a books-on-CDs soon?
On Audible as a freebie, I’d think.
Rick Santorum: The Mint-Green Years.
I’ve seen lots of scary things here on Regretsy but this made me run screaming from the room…
And then you ran right back to tell us that?
Well, yeah…I had to look at it again to make sure I wasn’t hallucinating.
I had to look twice as well. Because as a tiny thumbnail this thing looks like a horrible festered wound with maggots spilling out. I’m relieved it wasn’t as horrible as i first imagined.
it was worse!
reminds me of the time one of my rescue-dogs “evacuated” a large handful of dead whipworms.
Our cats used to eat the tinsel off the Christmas tree. They looked like this from December 15-New Year’s.
The only thing missing from that “Land Formation” is the “fault line”, if you know what I mean.
My Land Formation turns into a Volcano after too much Chipotle. I just can’t get enough of that hot sauce.
The hemorrhoid surgery will be cheap, at least. They will only have to pay for stitches.
Think of all the money to be saved on catgut.
I FIXED IT!
because everything is improved by photoshopping Gary Busey’s face onto it.
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MUCH better! Though it would look even better with Nick Cage’s face.
Everything looks better with Nick Cage’s face on it.
Don’t tempt me…
Tempt, tempt, tempt…
I think you’re too chicken!
I dare you to french kiss that.
Sweet Jesus, I just launched V&T onto my laptop…
Shame on you! It’s a sin to waste good alcohol.
This is why you use a sippy cup/travel mug for Regretsy. You can stick the little paper umbrella in the vent hole.
Damn, that’s disturbing.
Well, thats an understatement!
I was already thinking it looked like concept art for the creatures in Prometheus… but you just made it a million times more creepsome.
Imagine THAT chasing/rolling after Noomi Rapace on the big screen. *shudders*
All I could do for a moment or two after I saw this picture was sit rocking back and forth, bug eyed, whispering, “Oh my God, oh my God.” I may need to go self-medicate now.
you should know by now to self medicate BEFORE you come here.
If you have children that are as “interesting” as mine, this could bring to mind The Annoying Orange on Youtube.
This bowl is now singing, “Somebody that I Used to Know” in my head. Where’s the vodka and Vicodin? *whimper*
Doc forgot to finish up with the sutures.
Considering the gloppy, patchy condition of the glazing, and the sheer shapeless mess of the “sculpture” itself, they’re certain bowlsy to charge so much.
When jumping rope goes horribly awry.
An unfortunate morning toilet pulling mint dental floss out of your blowhole like a magician with a string of handkerchiefs does NOT constitute an endorsement of the post-apocalyptic landfill paleo diet.
And yet your handle says otherwise. I’m confused…
This looks like someone was throwing a bowl/bowel, dropped their earbuds in the mix, and was like, “Fuck it, now it’s art”.
Wonder what they were listening to… Sir Mix-A-Lot?
I LIKE BIG BOWLS AND I CANNOT LIE.
The clay was definitely achin’ by the time they were done with it!
Achy breaky shart?
It looks like all the miscellaneous filth that gets mysteriously stuck at the bottom of our bathroom rubbish bin.
If you ever wondered why your mother didn’t want you to swallow your gum…
The description mirrors the type of thoughts that went through my head when I smoked pot. That’s why I only drink now.
Yeah, just what I want. Some asshole’s $450 bowl movement.
… and ONLY $450.00. Such a bargain.
I’m guessing the price reflects the quality of the drugs the person was taking when they made this.
It’s so they can buy MORE drugs to fuel their next creative venture.
‘Nature’s ability to heal itself’ is in some serious trouble here.
um yeah. That’s what all the hippies and environmentalists have been saying for a while now.
And after seeing this, my ability to heal my psyche has been seriously impaired.
“The root arches from the earth, providing a bridge to repair and heal the gap…It encourages new growth as it becomes an anchor for the seeds being transported by the string…”
Well, I’m an arborist, and that isn’t how it works with trees.
What? What? No seed string? No inverted aerial roots reanchoring themselves where wind has ripped branches off? Next you’re going to say that the branches go up and the roots go in the dirt…
I’m a horticulturist, and that isn’t even how it works with hors.
From the thumbnail, I thought it was a dead dolphin’s blowhole with heartworms crawling out of it. Yechh.
It looks like a wobbegong! Poor things – you can’t help feeling for a shark that looks like THAT.
I recognize that model.
That piece deserved to be fired even less than Mitt Romney’s overseas-tour speech writer.
Series No. 1? Looks more like No. 2, to me.
Yeah, go for the obvious. Someone had to do it.
If I were only David Lynch’s secret Santa…
This is clearly the underside of a sting ray
I think there’s a Jekyll/Hyde thing going on here. The other piece in her shop is pretty nice, maybe not $450 nice, but definitely not the underwater backwards ass abortion that this thing is!
It looks like a still photo from a dolphin necropsy.
Or Tiny Tim’s erupted neck goiter.
Or Elephant Goatse.
It looks like something from Pop That Zit.com
And…I think this needs the “Annoying Descriptions” tag as well. Another pretentious, philosophying turd.
Cat got into the knitting again.
I need to call me mom right away and tell her to that crappy ashtray I made her in 8th grade pottery class with the stick shoved in it is worth an assload of money!!
I’m still kind of new around here, but is this that “butthurt” thing that everyone keeps talking about?
God help me, the first thing I thought was sperm swimming into a vagina.
Then I thought why would you want that on your coffee table?
Why does Shrek even need a tampon?
When I look at this listing, the phrase “vomiting pottery” springs to mind and sticks there
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