I had to look twice as well. Because as a tiny thumbnail this thing looks like a horrible festered wound with maggots spilling out. I’m relieved it wasn’t as horrible as i first imagined.
All I could do for a moment or two after I saw this picture was sit rocking back and forth, bug eyed, whispering, “Oh my God, oh my God.” I may need to go self-medicate now.
Considering the gloppy, patchy condition of the glazing, and the sheer shapeless mess of the “sculpture” itself, they’re certain bowlsy to charge so much.
An unfortunate morning toilet pulling mint dental floss out of your blowhole like a magician with a string of handkerchiefs does NOT constitute an endorsement of the post-apocalyptic landfill paleo diet.
“The root arches from the earth, providing a bridge to repair and heal the gap…It encourages new growth as it becomes an anchor for the seeds being transported by the string…”
Well, I’m an arborist, and that isn’t how it works with trees.
What? What? No seed string? No inverted aerial roots reanchoring themselves where wind has ripped branches off? Next you’re going to say that the branches go up and the roots go in the dirt…
I think there’s a Jekyll/Hyde thing going on here. The other piece in her shop is pretty nice, maybe not $450 nice, but definitely not the underwater backwards ass abortion that this thing is!
I need to call me mom right away and tell her to that crappy ashtray I made her in 8th grade pottery class with the stick shoved in it is worth an assload of money!!
August 1, 2012 at 4:31 pm
Looks like the back of my dog when he eats gum
August 2, 2012 at 11:26 am
This is just really disturbing
Sad face.
August 1, 2012 at 4:31 pm
Is that a manatee’s asshole? Put that on my wishlist STAT!
August 1, 2012 at 4:47 pm
BOWL sculpture, not… oh never mind.
August 1, 2012 at 7:41 pm
I logged on SPECIFICALLY to say that. If you’re going to make a joke I thought I was a special snowflake to think up, at least finish strong.
Guess I’ll just give you a thumbs up and sob into my mustache mug like the FJL I am.
August 1, 2012 at 8:00 pm
Oh the huge manatee!
August 1, 2012 at 4:32 pm
Goatse: The Consequences: A Cautionary Tale
August 1, 2012 at 4:49 pm
It’s the start of a good story that was made into a movie: The Human Centipede.
Well, actually, this is part of the documentary of the making of the movie that’s of the story.
August 1, 2012 at 7:27 pm
I think I’ll wait for the novelization of the documentary of the making of the movie of the story.
August 1, 2012 at 8:01 pm
Will this be a books-on-CDs soon?
August 1, 2012 at 10:58 pm
On Audible as a freebie, I’d think.
August 2, 2012 at 6:30 pm
Rick Santorum: The Mint-Green Years.
August 1, 2012 at 4:32 pm
I’ve seen lots of scary things here on Regretsy but this made me run screaming from the room…
August 1, 2012 at 4:41 pm
And then you ran right back to tell us that?
August 1, 2012 at 4:42 pm
Well, yeah…I had to look at it again to make sure I wasn’t hallucinating.
August 1, 2012 at 4:48 pm
I had to look twice as well. Because as a tiny thumbnail this thing looks like a horrible festered wound with maggots spilling out. I’m relieved it wasn’t as horrible as i first imagined.
August 1, 2012 at 7:32 pm
it was worse!
August 1, 2012 at 4:34 pm
reminds me of the time one of my rescue-dogs “evacuated” a large handful of dead whipworms.
August 1, 2012 at 4:37 pm
Our cats used to eat the tinsel off the Christmas tree. They looked like this from December 15-New Year’s.
August 1, 2012 at 4:38 pm
The only thing missing from that “Land Formation” is the “fault line”, if you know what I mean.
August 1, 2012 at 4:46 pm
My Land Formation turns into a Volcano after too much Chipotle. I just can’t get enough of that hot sauce.
August 1, 2012 at 4:39 pm
The hemorrhoid surgery will be cheap, at least. They will only have to pay for stitches.
August 1, 2012 at 4:51 pm
Think of all the money to be saved on catgut.
August 1, 2012 at 4:43 pm
I FIXED IT!
because everything is improved by photoshopping Gary Busey’s face onto it.
August 1, 2012 at 4:47 pm
MUCH better! Though it would look even better with Nick Cage’s face.
Everything looks better with Nick Cage’s face on it.
August 1, 2012 at 4:58 pm
Don’t tempt me…
August 1, 2012 at 6:00 pm
Tempt, tempt, tempt…
August 1, 2012 at 8:27 pm
I think you’re too chicken!
August 1, 2012 at 6:36 pm
I dare you to french kiss that.
August 1, 2012 at 5:01 pm
Sweet Jesus, I just launched V&T onto my laptop…
August 1, 2012 at 5:55 pm
Shame on you! It’s a sin to waste good alcohol.
August 2, 2012 at 1:24 am
This is why you use a sippy cup/travel mug for Regretsy. You can stick the little paper umbrella in the vent hole.
August 1, 2012 at 5:10 pm
Damn, that’s disturbing.
August 1, 2012 at 8:51 pm
Well, thats an understatement!
August 1, 2012 at 5:36 pm
I was already thinking it looked like concept art for the creatures in Prometheus… but you just made it a million times more creepsome.
Imagine THAT chasing/rolling after Noomi Rapace on the big screen. *shudders*
August 1, 2012 at 5:43 pm
All I could do for a moment or two after I saw this picture was sit rocking back and forth, bug eyed, whispering, “Oh my God, oh my God.” I may need to go self-medicate now.
August 1, 2012 at 7:34 pm
you should know by now to self medicate BEFORE you come here.
August 1, 2012 at 6:11 pm
If you have children that are as “interesting” as mine, this could bring to mind The Annoying Orange on Youtube.
August 2, 2012 at 6:29 pm
This bowl is now singing, “Somebody that I Used to Know” in my head. Where’s the vodka and Vicodin? *whimper*
August 1, 2012 at 4:44 pm
Doc forgot to finish up with the sutures.
August 1, 2012 at 4:46 pm
Considering the gloppy, patchy condition of the glazing, and the sheer shapeless mess of the “sculpture” itself, they’re certain bowlsy to charge so much.
August 1, 2012 at 4:48 pm
When jumping rope goes horribly awry.
August 1, 2012 at 8:28 pm
Double Ditch
August 1, 2012 at 4:50 pm
An unfortunate morning toilet pulling mint dental floss out of your blowhole like a magician with a string of handkerchiefs does NOT constitute an endorsement of the post-apocalyptic landfill paleo diet.
August 1, 2012 at 8:29 pm
And yet your handle says otherwise. I’m confused…
August 1, 2012 at 4:57 pm
This looks like someone was throwing a bowl/bowel, dropped their earbuds in the mix, and was like, “Fuck it, now it’s art”.
August 1, 2012 at 5:03 pm
Wonder what they were listening to… Sir Mix-A-Lot?
August 1, 2012 at 5:20 pm
I LIKE BIG BOWLS AND I CANNOT LIE.
August 1, 2012 at 5:28 pm
Clay Aiken?
August 1, 2012 at 5:59 pm
The clay was definitely achin’ by the time they were done with it!
August 2, 2012 at 11:54 am
Achy breaky shart?
August 1, 2012 at 5:01 pm
It looks like all the miscellaneous filth that gets mysteriously stuck at the bottom of our bathroom rubbish bin.
August 1, 2012 at 5:37 pm
If you ever wondered why your mother didn’t want you to swallow your gum…
August 1, 2012 at 5:41 pm
The description mirrors the type of thoughts that went through my head when I smoked pot. That’s why I only drink now.
August 1, 2012 at 5:55 pm
Yeah, just what I want. Some asshole’s $450 bowl movement.
August 1, 2012 at 5:57 pm
… and ONLY $450.00. Such a bargain.
I’m guessing the price reflects the quality of the drugs the person was taking when they made this.
August 1, 2012 at 6:01 pm
It’s so they can buy MORE drugs to fuel their next creative venture.
August 1, 2012 at 6:19 pm
‘Nature’s ability to heal itself’ is in some serious trouble here.
August 2, 2012 at 6:08 am
um yeah. That’s what all the hippies and environmentalists have been saying for a while now.
And after seeing this, my ability to heal my psyche has been seriously impaired.
August 1, 2012 at 6:26 pm
“The root arches from the earth, providing a bridge to repair and heal the gap…It encourages new growth as it becomes an anchor for the seeds being transported by the string…”
Well, I’m an arborist, and that isn’t how it works with trees.
August 1, 2012 at 10:10 pm
What? What? No seed string? No inverted aerial roots reanchoring themselves where wind has ripped branches off? Next you’re going to say that the branches go up and the roots go in the dirt…
August 2, 2012 at 12:06 pm
I’m a horticulturist, and that isn’t even how it works with hors.
August 1, 2012 at 7:08 pm
From the thumbnail, I thought it was a dead dolphin’s blowhole with heartworms crawling out of it. Yechh.
August 1, 2012 at 7:57 pm
It looks like a wobbegong! Poor things – you can’t help feeling for a shark that looks like THAT.
August 1, 2012 at 7:17 pm
I recognize that model.
August 1, 2012 at 8:11 pm
That piece deserved to be fired even less than Mitt Romney’s overseas-tour speech writer.
August 1, 2012 at 8:30 pm
Series No. 1? Looks more like No. 2, to me.
Yeah, go for the obvious. Someone had to do it.
August 1, 2012 at 9:27 pm
If I were only David Lynch’s secret Santa…
August 1, 2012 at 10:50 pm
This is clearly the underside of a sting ray
August 2, 2012 at 12:38 am
I think there’s a Jekyll/Hyde thing going on here. The other piece in her shop is pretty nice, maybe not $450 nice, but definitely not the underwater backwards ass abortion that this thing is!
August 2, 2012 at 7:59 am
It looks like a still photo from a dolphin necropsy.
Or Tiny Tim’s erupted neck goiter.
Or Elephant Goatse.
August 2, 2012 at 8:19 am
It looks like something from Pop That Zit.com
And…I think this needs the “Annoying Descriptions” tag as well. Another pretentious, philosophying turd.
August 2, 2012 at 8:37 am
Cat got into the knitting again.
August 2, 2012 at 9:28 am
I need to call me mom right away and tell her to that crappy ashtray I made her in 8th grade pottery class with the stick shoved in it is worth an assload of money!!
August 2, 2012 at 9:59 am
I’m still kind of new around here, but is this that “butthurt” thing that everyone keeps talking about?
August 2, 2012 at 10:30 am
God help me, the first thing I thought was sperm swimming into a vagina.
Then I thought why would you want that on your coffee table?
August 2, 2012 at 12:08 pm
Why does Shrek even need a tampon?
August 15, 2012 at 12:07 am
When I look at this listing, the phrase “vomiting pottery” springs to mind and sticks there