I get the fetish, is IT a fetish, but I don’t get advertising for someone to feed from on Kijiji.
I would think they would join a kink/fetish site. And heck, there are TONS of Mistresses who specialize in this (and they will produce blood work, etc, so you know they’re healthy).
I guess the “ick” factor for me is that it could be GERMY milk.
Go, you, knowing the difference between “discrete” and “discreet”! It’s becoming a lost art. On the upside, though, it gives anal-retentive grammar types like me something to complain about.
He meant “discreet”. He is still possibly indiscreet but because he is discrete, at least there is exactly one of him. And because there can’t be two of him, it can’t get any worse.
CollectorOfWaywardRacistWhiteCousins
July 29, 2012 at 11:39 am
Th-this is someone’s dad or grandfather. There are like a million “Middlebury” towns. This could be anywhere. Exercise your right to bear arms. By which I mean, getting the arms of a bear implanted on your torso so you can whack weirdos off your tits and have them fly a distance and smash a store window.
CollectorOfWaywardRacistWhiteCousins
July 29, 2012 at 6:23 pm
You mean like…to throw to someone who fell overboard?
Maybe that’s where the bear arms need to whack the weirdo into. The ocean. Then someone can throw some retractable boat tits so they can float behind the rig.
*Snerk* I’d love to see a breast-is-best militant handle this. Will they say:
A)You freak! You pervert! Stealing liquid gold from precious uncircumcised infants who are needed to repopulate this planet and reclaim our wombyn-hood before it’s too late! Eat kale! Love Jesus!
or
B: In your six decades on this planet, glorious man-baby, you found that nature gives us what we need in abundance. Please meet with Butterfly Rainbow Diva Moon Cup, who will feed you glorious liquid gold under a full moon while crooning Kumbaya in dulcet tones!
As long as he doesn’t cook with it. We, meaning myself and the boyfriend, found a recipe book for cooking with semen. I couldn’t eat pancakes for three weeks after that.
July 29, 2012 at 9:32 am
wish I hadn’t logged on to this while enjoying a glass of milk with my breakfast….
July 29, 2012 at 11:52 am
This is weird. Straight up.
August 29, 2012 at 4:29 pm
I get the fetish, is IT a fetish, but I don’t get advertising for someone to feed from on Kijiji.
I would think they would join a kink/fetish site. And heck, there are TONS of Mistresses who specialize in this (and they will produce blood work, etc, so you know they’re healthy).
I guess the “ick” factor for me is that it could be GERMY milk.
July 29, 2012 at 9:33 am
he should just buy a cow. i hear they are full of milk and don’t press charges.
July 29, 2012 at 3:11 pm
…that depends
July 29, 2012 at 9:33 am
got milk ?
July 29, 2012 at 10:53 am
If you do, call that guy.
July 29, 2012 at 9:33 am
By discrete does this mean that he’ll allow you to drape a blanket over him if you nurse him in Starbucks?
July 29, 2012 at 9:40 am
I think he means he’s been separated into individual parts. AND THEY ALL WANT TO NURSE ON YOU.
July 29, 2012 at 10:08 am
There’s at least one part that wants you to nurse on it.
July 29, 2012 at 11:19 am
Go, you, knowing the difference between “discrete” and “discreet”! It’s becoming a lost art. On the upside, though, it gives anal-retentive grammar types like me something to complain about.
July 29, 2012 at 12:31 pm
Secrete?
July 29, 2012 at 11:48 am
the more you know
July 29, 2012 at 5:31 pm
Just so you know, I’m covering my tits right now in horror.
And I’m a dude.
July 29, 2012 at 1:29 pm
He meant “discreet”. He is still possibly indiscreet but because he is discrete, at least there is exactly one of him. And because there can’t be two of him, it can’t get any worse.
August 1, 2012 at 11:05 pm
Is it a deal breaker if he brings his own Boobie Beanie hat?
July 29, 2012 at 9:37 am
Well, he *is* an attractive 60 yr old…he says so right there.
July 29, 2012 at 9:37 am
See, this is why breastfeeding kids til they’re eight is a bad idea. The end up like this.
July 29, 2012 at 9:38 am
*They
July 29, 2012 at 9:38 am
He must have read ‘The Grapes of Wrath’ at an impressionable age.
July 29, 2012 at 9:41 am
when he wrote “gentle”, did he mean he’ll take out his dentures?
July 29, 2012 at 10:29 am
He’s respectful too. So maybe he won’t make eye contact while he’s feeding? Or maybe he won’t burp?
July 29, 2012 at 5:42 pm
or he’ll call you ma’am the whole time he’s not feeding
July 30, 2012 at 1:45 pm
It’s hilarious how “old” you youngun’s think 60 is.
July 29, 2012 at 9:51 am
This sucks.
July 29, 2012 at 9:55 am
What a boob.
July 29, 2012 at 11:43 am
I feel so drained after reading this.
July 29, 2012 at 12:33 pm
He’s being a big baby.
July 29, 2012 at 1:18 pm
Is the the breast we can do?
July 29, 2012 at 1:31 pm
Here we go again! Milking the puns for all they’re worth!
July 29, 2012 at 1:47 pm
You’re right – we’ve got to nipple this in the bud!
July 29, 2012 at 1:53 pm
Weaning At Everything!
July 29, 2012 at 9:50 pm
I enjoy our attempts to be punny; they are are real teat. Although, I do agree that some are udderly ridiculous.
July 29, 2012 at 9:58 am
Feeding at her breast? no. Expressing some in my coffee? Hell yes.
July 29, 2012 at 10:05 am
He should only get to do it if he hasn’t been circumcised. *and, having lit that fuse, sits back and hopes for fireworks*
July 29, 2012 at 10:21 am
Huh?
So, … if he’s uncut, do mean he should offer a trade of cheese for some milk?
July 29, 2012 at 10:31 am
Up-fisted just because I really didn’t think there was anything left that could make me almost hurl.
July 29, 2012 at 10:43 am
Hey, with a name like “Toejam” you shouldn’t be affected by references to body products.
July 29, 2012 at 11:11 am
Got enough cheese to spread on a bagel, it could be a lunch date!
… oh I’m making it worse… *gag*
July 29, 2012 at 12:08 pm
Would that be head cheese?
July 29, 2012 at 7:04 pm
Nice try, Zippy! As so often happens, they were sidetracked by smegma.
July 29, 2012 at 10:09 pm
Rats
July 29, 2012 at 9:53 pm
Nothing like watching intactivist lactivists froth at the mouth. (milk foam I assume).
July 29, 2012 at 10:14 am
WAIT! You mean.. throughout 3 kids and leaky tits I could have been a CASH COW too!?! Man.. did I miss the boat…. MOOooOOooo
July 29, 2012 at 11:28 am
well… he didn’t state that he was gonna pay for it. so you didn’t miss anything but a very creepy experience.
July 30, 2012 at 12:52 am
Well i certainly don’t work for free!!!! He could at least pay the gal for the food cost needed to produce enough milk to fill a 60yr old man-perv!
August 1, 2012 at 11:09 pm
I’d think breastfeeding strangers ought to count for babysitter’s wages, at the very least.
July 29, 2012 at 10:27 am
I’m not sure that nursing an old man would qualify as a lovely experience.
July 30, 2012 at 1:48 pm
It is, if you’re an old woman.
July 29, 2012 at 11:05 am
How many “lac-dates” will it be until he wants to take it to the next level?
July 29, 2012 at 11:05 am
You’re damn right I mean adult diaper…
July 29, 2012 at 7:05 pm
And not the good kind.
July 29, 2012 at 11:15 am
I know “dotage” means “second childhood,” but COME ON.
July 29, 2012 at 11:39 am
Th-this is someone’s dad or grandfather. There are like a million “Middlebury” towns. This could be anywhere. Exercise your right to bear arms. By which I mean, getting the arms of a bear implanted on your torso so you can whack weirdos off your tits and have them fly a distance and smash a store window.
July 29, 2012 at 11:46 am
Hey! Leave those innocent shopkeepers outta this!
Have him smack into a bank, instead.
July 29, 2012 at 1:24 pm
You lost me at “…whack weirdos off” but “your tits…” brought me back.
July 29, 2012 at 2:34 pm
They have miraculous life-saving abilities, don’t they?
July 29, 2012 at 6:23 pm
You mean like…to throw to someone who fell overboard?
Maybe that’s where the bear arms need to whack the weirdo into. The ocean. Then someone can throw some retractable boat tits so they can float behind the rig.
July 29, 2012 at 10:12 pm
I just like tits.
July 29, 2012 at 10:14 pm
Whoops, teaches me not to scroll down first. NonWin
July 29, 2012 at 11:46 am
Wow very very creepy.
July 29, 2012 at 12:21 pm
July 29, 2012 at 12:42 pm
Oh, great. Now I’ll never be able to eat that ice cream again.
July 29, 2012 at 1:52 pm
I’ve been looking for reasons for cutting down on ice cream.
July 29, 2012 at 10:13 pm
Go here http://winningateverything.com/
July 29, 2012 at 12:45 pm
HOLY SHIT.. that’s the scariest thing I’ve seen on here all day…
July 29, 2012 at 1:09 pm
Those eyes are staring into my soul.
July 29, 2012 at 2:15 pm
July 29, 2012 at 3:37 pm
What flavour in the back of the photo is marked “stimulant”?
July 29, 2012 at 5:43 pm
Viagra with a hint of a lemon, looks like.
July 29, 2012 at 12:26 pm
http://winningateverything.com/13526
July 29, 2012 at 1:17 pm
It creeps me out that the guy who listed this only lives 12 miles south of me.
July 29, 2012 at 1:48 pm
One day I’ll learn to not read regretsy on weekends. I may forget things I see once, but twice does the job. Forever.
July 29, 2012 at 4:41 pm
*Snerk* I’d love to see a breast-is-best militant handle this. Will they say:
A)You freak! You pervert! Stealing liquid gold from precious uncircumcised infants who are needed to repopulate this planet and reclaim our wombyn-hood before it’s too late! Eat kale! Love Jesus!
or
B: In your six decades on this planet, glorious man-baby, you found that nature gives us what we need in abundance. Please meet with Butterfly Rainbow Diva Moon Cup, who will feed you glorious liquid gold under a full moon while crooning Kumbaya in dulcet tones!
July 29, 2012 at 5:38 pm
I’d go for A. It’s sexualizing the tatas, and we can’t have THAT, now can we?
July 29, 2012 at 8:40 pm
but if they stone him to death with La Leche League promotional boobie frisbees, perhaps they’ll still sing kumbaya.
July 29, 2012 at 10:18 pm
Where the hell were you 11 comments ago? I set the table and everything?
July 30, 2012 at 9:21 am
I’m afraid I went to bed a bit early. I’ll rock out with you later, Zippy.
July 29, 2012 at 6:37 pm
What’s more disturbing – he probably had found some woman who had provided this service to him in the past (in addition to his mother).
July 29, 2012 at 9:48 pm
As long as he doesn’t cook with it. We, meaning myself and the boyfriend, found a recipe book for cooking with semen. I couldn’t eat pancakes for three weeks after that.
July 30, 2012 at 10:12 am
Looks like somebody’s a fan of the Grapes of Wrath…