It’s only 1 minute 48 seconds. How far did you get?
I’ve asked Jesus for a lot of things, but never for acute angina.
Also, I made it to 0:42 and felt like I deserved a fucking medal.
I feel like I’m on a bad acid trip
42 seconds as well. I may die.
at about 5 seconds I was going to defend her and be like, aww she’s a cute old lady, but at 35 seconds I grabbed a sledgehammer and now I’m googling her address…. that guitar must die… WHO’S IN?
and I finished it… I’m pretty sure it’s grey matter bubbling into my sinuses…
I couldn’t bear it, Ursus; I stopped at 0:35.
Finished it here as well, I think I had a seizure about halfway through though.
LOL, I made it to 36 myself. That’s where she starts “singing”.
32 secs for me. and tears from laughter
Also 32 seconds, when I flinched/cringed (I started to type ‘flinged’ said to rhyme with cringed?) and hit stop. Her guttural goat bleating was offensive even to goats.
You made it 2 seconds longer than I did! @_@
Yeah, :42 on the nose. It was when her voice dropped down and got 10 x louder/more dramatic that I thought “I’m outta here.”
I also made it to :42 exactly…
43 seconds, but only because I blacked out for a couple of seconds before I could hit the STOP, OH DEAR GODDESS, SSSSSSSSSTOP! button.
HOW DARE YOU HEATHENS AND NON-BELIEVERS INSULT THIS POOR OLD LADY’S FAITH IN OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, JESUS CHRIST! IF YOU WERE EVEN HALF AS FULL OF LOVE AND FAITH YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND THIS VIDEO!
Nah, I’m just messing with you. This is some of the worst singing I’ve ever heard, and that’s saying something. After all, one of my best friends subjected me to this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSeQCGQXTcY
I couldn’t make it past 21 seconds on the YouToob link.
As for the one above, 33 seconds was when I had to stop and thot to myself: See what happens when people fail to CORRECTLY address who they are speaking with? She should have been saying/singing “Ask She-sus”.
(She-sus is the drunked whore of a tranny goddess of mine that likes to play dice with the Universe despite objections from Einstein.)
Rather than click that link I think I’ll have some beer.
Your friend is warped. That is torture of Spanish Inquisition proportions.
Holy crap, you *do* deserve a medal. I only made it to 0:41 at which point my husband declared “Yikes,” and decided to go back to Elvis Costello on the iTunes!
My gawd, I am not kidding, I paused it on 41 seconds and didn’t even read this. The offtune, microphone-shattering “ASK JESUS” was definitely my cue to have mercy upon myself and pause the damn video…
That’s where I had to stop too. I thought she was going to sing *about* Jesus sitting on her heart not try and sing *despite* Jesus sitting on her heart. It sounds like both her vocal cords and her guitar are being crushed.
The moral of this story: Jesus has a big ass.
37 seconds…only because I couldn’t coordinate covering my ears and shutting my iPad down with my elbow any faster.
I made it all the way through, but then I realized my computer was muted.
You do deserve a medal. I only made it to 0:28.
Could be worse. Could be Jamisings.
I don’t know if that’s looking on the bright side or not, but it made me laugh and shudder at the same time.
I snorted cause I thought you said laugh and slobber at the same time. I was catatonic!
There is some ‘young person’ out there who showed this woman how to use the internet. I ask Jesus to sit on him/her.
Sounds like she was singing this while sitting on Jebus’s face.
Shit, I meant “Jesus”, silly me.
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And she’s got big tits, too.
Ask Jesus to come sit on my….
my mind went to the Monty Python skit “Sit on my Face and Tell me That You Love Me,” and i started giggling too much to finish it. made it to 36 seconds.
Am I the only one who swore the opening screen said “Ask Jesus to come on your heart”???
Well, I suppose he would be about the only one who could, without surgery….
Oops, obviously not. Note to self: read ALL the comments before commenting. DOH!
I didn’t know Jesus wore work shirts and glasses.
Well that just fucked my entire afternoon up.
Chillingly dystopic, I give it a 4/10 rating.
You’re way too generous.
How far did I get?
40 seconds…..I don’t want nobody “settin” on my heart!
so is the guy jesus or her guitar tuner? voice coach would work too! (25 seconds, btw)
The opening titles of the video say “ask Jesus to come on your heart” rather than to “come set on your heart.”
Not sure which is worse.
come sit on my heart?
I can’t help but understand it as her asking Jesus to come sit on her face.
yea I also read come on your heart and was a little grossed out
I’m sure there’s a fetish for that somewhere.
And.. There is!
socre! 150 points!
score** cat on keyboard >.>
Yeah, sure, blame the cat.
Play ‘em off, Keyboard Cat.
Jesus coming on your heart is the climax to the upcoming memoir “Slow Dancing With Jesus” (cf prev comments).
Maybe it’s a follow-up to a previous song, “Jesus has a heart on for you”
I KNEW prom was a bad idea
I made it through, though it was probably only possible because a very small spider was walking across my keyboard and I didn’t want it to bite me. Made me feel like I was in a college cafe on open mic night.
Well yeah, if you went to Hillbilly Christian University.
You mean Liberty?
Strangely enough, I live quite close to that college and somehow manage to constantly forget it even exists. But there are bad singers at every college. I can only imagine some of them know Jesus.
Argh. That reminds me painfully of my upbringing in a very conservative church where the attitude toward people singing “specials” (usually during the offering) was that it was all a Joyful Noise, so whoever wanted to sing just had to ask. I can’t even tell you how bad some of them were.
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I think we must have grown up in the same congregation.
And the people who’d write their own songs, oh, argh, how awful they all were: “Oh, Jesus, *Bible verse* *Bible verse* *something that doesn’t scan at all* oh, Jeeeeeesus, *more Bible verses* *Christian cliche* *something else that totally doesn’t scan* *shift to minor key* *something about sin and shame*” and on and on and ON for about two hours.
No offense to any of the singers, they were lovely people, but they should not have been allowed to get near a microphone. The church I go to now, you have to try out to be allowed to sing. Thank God.
I made it all the way through as well, but mainly because I wanted to hear all the bat shit crazy!!!
I live with a moody smart-assed 7 year old obsessed to a video game he made up with his artistic ability. I’ve got all the bat shit crazy I can stand without this lady. (39 seconds, btw).
26 seconds. I need a Xanax Margarita now…
I asked Jesus to come sit on my whoopie cushion.
You asked Jesus to sit on your fart?
I see what you did’ there.
My heart IS a whoopie cushion.
*Makes note to self not to hug Postmenopaws too tightly…or if I do, make sure she’s downwind of me*
I kind of hate you for this. I made it 40 seconds and now I have the distinct urge to go smash stuff or kick puppies or something.
I am very creeped out by the blurry footage of this old lady kneeling by the bed, and she sounds exactly like a shuffling meth zombie from Chinatown. I went too far.
Oh my… I see a lot of butt hurt coming from this… probably a flounce-a-rama!
Oh, and I made it all the way through… but does that count if I hit the mute button half way along?
no it does not!
Agreed – you have to listen to FEEEEEEEL the lorrrrrrd….
It might not be the lord, but you definately feel something.
And what you feel is wonder on the nature of our Lord: solid, liquid or gas?
The nature of our lord is apparently acid reflux. I have emperical evidence.
Ahhh. And empirical evidence as well. 59 seconds. It took me three stabs to hit the mute button.
I was able to get through the whole thing. But then again, I was able to sit through a Poison set last week and that was a fucking train wreck.
A minute and 10 seconds is my hard limit.
I had to use my safeword.
I’m curious what your safeword is. “Trainwreck?”
it is now!
Is it “ctrl alt del”?
that’s a really good one! and my husband plays wow so he would get it!
I made it through the whole thing and I now have the worst earworm in the history of EVER. DAMN YOU TO HELL, APRIL WINCHELL!!
It doesn’t help that it’s only coming out of one headphone
The end is kinda worth it for the also snerk-worthy end credits (and yeah when I saw “ask Jesus to come on your heart,” I was expecting something VERY different
I want to know who her friend is, and why he hates the rest of us.
I have the weirdest earworm ever, now. Thank you. Thank you so bloody much.
“Ay-uhsk Jeeeeee-uh-zus…..” Kinda sounded like a baying hound….
It sounds like the noise my cat makes just before he throws up a hairball.
I’d take any dog that sounded like that straight to the vets!
54 seconds of agony but it would have been less if I had not been fumbling around trying to find the STOP, DAMN IT, STOP! button.
Ooh, we have the same keyboard!
This was… strangely creepy. I am a little scared of Jesus right now.
Vintage Kim Deal from before the first group of Pixie years? Or after the Breeders, and she made this in rehab with Kelley?
… at least it got the “good job Dave” song outta my head…
I know right! But with me its kooky cookie lady
After numerous cease and desist orders from major record label artists…
This is what Michele Bachmann has for her next theme song when she runs for re-election of Minnesota’s 6th congressional district. You go girl!
Jesus PLEASE HELP THIS WOMAN she’s obviously in pain
Of course she’s in pain. Jesus is settin’ on her heart. Due to poor editing, we don’t hear the whole refrain. Ask Jesus to git off my heart.
Okay everybody, we shouldn’t be making fun. After all, her YouTube page says very plainly “This videos is not comedy. I want to bring each of you closer to God. Bring you happiest.”
ADRIAN EDMONDSON: Oh yeh? ‘En why’s it tag’d ‘z comedy, then, eh?
cringed at 32 seconds, gave up at 54. Jesus quit listening before that I think.
yes Jesus is all-patient and all-knowing and all-forgiving and stuff but even he can’t tolerate this
I like to think Jesus has some sort of divine earplugs for situations like this…
There was a strange dripping noise at the beginning and I honestly thought she was peeing on the floor.
I made it through the whole thing, cause it’s like watching a car wreck, you can’t just stop.
I don’t want Jesus to “set” on my heart. I have a feeling he’d smoosh it, and then where would I be?
That’s exactly why I replaced my heart with a whoopee cushion. I might be in trouble, but at least someone will have a laugh.
Somehow it doesn’t surprise me that you have a whoopee cushion for a heart.
Made it all the way through. It honestly wasn’t as bad as some of the people who audition for American Idol. Make of that what you will.
Aw, I came too late, the video has been taken down…
It’s still working for me.
Huh. It just gives me, “This video is currently unavailable.” Maybe the universe is trying to spare me the horror…
Still working for me.
you’re lucky, really
Hi Jesus. I have a sort of strange request–now hear me out–I want you…to…ugh, this is so embarrassing–I want you to sit…on…my heart. Sit on my heart.
No, Jesus, I-I said sit/i>.
Add I ruined my joke because I can’t make tags– sit
I’ll come in again.
Jesus! that’s disgusting!
I think if we got this lady together with Mark Gormley, they could make something wonderful.
I made it all the way through, but only by paging down and enlisting the help of all you awesome commenters! WOO you all rock.
File under: audibal fuckery
All of my children at one point came in to ask what the hell I was listening to. Made it all the way through, but wanted to stab my eardrums at :40.
I managed to make it through the entire song.
That was… painful it the only term that seems to fit. It actually makes me sad for her. Bless her heart.
I kinda felt bad for her, too, but then I imagined that she would probably ask Jesus to dropkick my heathen heart over the goalposts of Hell and I felt like totally vindicated.
Don’t feel sad. The morphine and booze were seeing her off to Jesus just as it was meant to be.
No, for the love of me, I will NOT sit on your heart. That’s too freaky even for me….
See what you did? You made Jesus sad.
Made it all the way through, watching the video and all.
I sure felt like I was ten minutes into it at the 30 second mark, though. At least Afro Circus has a point where it becomes repetitive enough to just sort of fall into a groove. This has no tempo and no consistent pitch, every new note is a fresh hell.
The only reason I made it to 56 seconds was because others at my place were asleep and the volume was low. I thought I heard a hyena being vivisected but I couldn’t turn up the volume to be sure.
Who needs kiegel balls when you can watch this and laugh your vagina strong!
I really don’t think I ever want to think about my vagina and this in the same sentence, ever.
So what am *I* supposed to do for my weak, flabby bajingo?
This lady offers classes:
0:36. Sweet Jesus.
To block out the pain, I’m mostly just wondering what the fuck the whole “sitting on your heart” shit is about. I just…fuck the what?
The scariest part is she looks vaguely like one of my math teachers from middle school. She’s a little too old, I think, and I don’t think said teacher was ever married (that dude is her husband right?) but the resemblance was uncanny and frightening.
Yeah, I was raised Christian (although I’ve lapsed into Taoism) and I have NEVER, even from the most ranting raving lunatic Christian I’ve ever met, heard anyone talk about Jesus “sitting (or setting as she was saying) on your heart.” This lady is a SPECIAL brand of cray cray.
Likewise, though I lapsed into atheism. I think she came up with the phrase herself and thought it was the most perfect expression of Jesus’ love that was ever thought of. I mean why the hell else would you use such a weird combination of words?
One minute, ten seconds. Do I win?
We all lose.
I am torn between this, the gas prices songs, the one about the plumber finding her teeth, the poetry…. Oh, hell. 81 normalee show episodes, each one as bad or worse than the others.
I do wonder WWJD if he heard this. Probably explains why the Rapture ain’t a gonna happen.
Why does she scream in all of her videos?
Cuz she’s deef.
I scream at all of her videos.
Pretty sure if Jesus heard this, he would recant the whole “Make a joyful noise to the Lord” thing.
I imagine he would reach down from heaven, give her a good slap up the side of her head and scream, “I said a JOYFUL noise, you crotchfruit of Satan! JOYFUL!”
So, boyfriend and I just listened to this.
Our conversation went something like this:
Camron (Boyfriend): Jesus fucking christ.
Me: Don’t you feel INSPIRED, baby?
Camron: I feel like I want to kill something.
Hey, I was wondering if maybe any of you guys would be willing to sit on my heart?
For a fee.
I see this is a multi-layered request for a little kinky bible lovin’.
First the credits ask the bearded robe-toting, sandal-slinging man with a plan to come on your heart. The thing is that’s a bit too kinky for an opening request (and usually costs extra).
So we tone it down by just asking the aforementioned miracle-tossing, cross-loving, zombie godfather to just “sit” or “set” on the ol’ blood pumper.
Once we get that side show going (and believe me its not as easy as it sounds) we spice things up by asking the S to the O to the N of the G to the O to the D to commence with copious application of the divine baby batter.
All the while you are forced to sing off key. This is understandable if you consider that its very difficult to sing with a full grown deity sitting and your chest working his miracle stick rather vigorously.
The flashes to the old gentleman with glasses is just bonus fuckery.
The best part of it all… this was by request.
John 11:35 “Jesus wept.”
John 11:37 “Jesus then disconnected her cable internet.”
Someone had to come sit on my lap to prevent me from reaching my handgun and blowing my head off!
I made it all the way through.
Then I went to her Youtube page and found this:
Dude. I made it through the song, but I couldn’t make it through that.
I’m partial to this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdzVryBpGIw&feature=relmfu
I lasted 56 seconds through this current video, but only 15 seconds through the above vid from WonderWoman. I think the problem throughout these vids is that she thinks she can sing. She doesn’t need Jesus to tune her guitar, *she* is the one that needs tuning.
oh god, what drugs is she on?
I dunno but I kinda want some
By the size of her pupils, and her repetition of phrases, I’d say the lady is baaaaaaaaaaked on the burning bush.
Probably. After all, that’s the only thing that got me through listening (all the way!) I feel like I just watched something from Mr. Mike’s Mondo Video.
I can’t…stop…laughing…’Thayyy cudint hayve a cawnshunce!”
I listened to the whole thing, and now I need to revisit Super Duper Job to scrub it out.
Cookies for you!
Bad Miss certainly does deserve the whole batch after sitting through this.
I woke up in the middle of the night with “Aaaask Jeeeesus” in my head, only it was in Johnny Rotten’s “no future” voice from “God Save the Queen”.
I finished the whole damn thing. And the whole time, all I could think of was that video of the obese woman who gets payed by men to sit on their chests.
Want more laughs? Click through the Youtube link for the song and read the automated transcript. It includes such gems as “please come so mum” and “bear detour”.
Why, Lawd, why? Why are they always southern?? Don’t the South already suffer enough with all them aliens visitin’ and all?
I’m pretty sure ladies like her are too scary for aliens to visit. I live in a town full of ‘em. They all go to the same hairdresser, who only knows one hairstyle. I think Jesus sits on that, too…
I put up with 43 seconds of agony before I tried to click to another page – my internet was so slow, I had to listen to 10 more seconds. Must re-tune my ears now…
the road to hell is paved with good intentions. and bad intonation.
She probably works at Chick-Fil-A.
My money is on Chili’s.
I’ve seen heavy D/s scenes that qualify as a more “joyful noise unto the Lord” than this.
*shudder* The whole… wretched… thing, and I had my ears irrigated at the doc’s office this morning, so I could hear every horrid note. (Do they still count as notes? After she mangled them, I’m not even sure.)
Where’s that icepick..?
“da da-uh-ah, da da-uh-ah…”
“What that’s your humming, dear?”
My poor unsuspecting hubbo. Bwah-ha-ha!
This needs Dancing Dror.
I think we can safely file him and Towel Mike in the “Where are they now?” files.
It’s like a glimpse at Loretta and Mooney Lynn in an alternate universe where things went very, very wrong for them.
I watched it three times in a row.. then sent it to several friends. I’m being totally serious here.
a) severely masochistic
b) sadistic as fuck
c) lying your goddamn ass off
I like to think you’re a mix between a and b.
Definitely in league with the devil!
Don’t Blame the Guitar! Remember, Guitars don’t play crappy-out-of-tune-batshit-crazy-religious-wildly-incoherent-would-be-hymns…PEOPLE with Guitars don’t play crappy-out-of-tune-batshit-crazy-religious-wildly-incoherent-would-be-hymn…
Figures that would be your arguement. I say we instate guitar control. That’s right! Ban ‘em or have mandatory mental illness background checks in order to buy one.
When You Outlaw Guitars Only the Outlaws Will Have Guitars.
Is THAT the kind of world you want, Pearlheartgtr? IS IT?????
Me to my friend: “am I going to hell for laughing at this?”
My friend to me (while listening to this): “actually, I’m feeling like I’m there right now”
In hell, they have her on an endless tape loop.
my “made up guitar music” isn’t nearly as entertaining as this. i applaud you, norma lee.
I watched all 1:48 of it. I can’t wait for the Director’s Cut on Blu-Ray. What with the extras and all. I bet the blooper reel will be hilarious!
I’ll let myself out now.
Who’s the director – David Lynch?
I’m waiting with baited breath for the commentary track.
That would be bated breath. Baited breath is what you have after eating sushi.
Yeah, I know I fucked up.
Me too! I can only hope she raps on the extras!
Jesus doesn’t know how to change the title’s font, background color and animation in windows movie maker.
And the Lord said unto thee “Thou shalt learn to stay on key when worshiping me”
Well, at least she made…well, no, that wasn’t a joyful noise, wasn’t it. Bless her heart.
You really need to watch the whole thing, if only to learn at the end that it’s “Norma Lee’s own made-up guitar music.”
I’d have sworn it was Mahler’s Second, but if she says so.
Also… Norma Lee? Seriously (I mean, Serious Lee)? I hope her siblings all have adverb names, too. Constant Lee, Temperate Lee, Modest Lee, etc. Though if they went for truth in advertising, it’d more likely be Talentless Lee, Painful Lee, and Atonal Lee.
Anyone else craving vodka after reading this comment?
Well yes, but I was craving it before, too.
for a second there I read “Talentless Lee” as “Taintless Lee,” and this comment took a whole different tone… ~grin~
35 seconds. But I was torturing my officemate too.
Well, I find the song strangely haunting.
And by haunting, I mean I’ll probably have nightmares about it.
Thanks, Norma Lee.
would make a pretty good horror movie score
… witn Norma Lee playing the part of the tone deaf serial killer
This is now how I will punish my kids when they are naughty.
“You ate mommy’s Klondike bar? Go watch the Jesus video! ALL OF IT!”
“No mommy! NOOOOOOO!”
yea I’m betting your klondike bars would be safe from then on
Forget Jesus; I’m listening to Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds. Damnation never sounded so good.
If she’s asking man in the blue shirt , someone might mention that isn’t Jesus. Then again, who’s seen him? Maybe it IS Jesus…nah.
But damn you! I can never un-hear this…
Wait. I must sharpen two pencils and shove them into my ears.
Yes, that is what I shall do… That will fix it.
No! Don’t do that! Otherwise you will never hear anything nice again, and you will be stuck hearing this over and over and over again in your mind, FOREVER.
*flashbacks* Sounds like a “Tales from the darkside” I saw once, with Sam Kinison as some murdering dude’s screaming conscience… o_0
I made it all the way through TWICE!!! YEAH!!!
There’s blood coming out of my ears, but I think that’s a good thing. Like a cleansing baptismal blood font.
I’m gonna go listen to Motorhead now. Y’know, to cleanse the palate.
God dammit, she’s stuck in my head.
I wish the Pixies were still together… I bet they’d do an amazing cover version of this song.
The Pixies ARE still together. I saw them last summer. They did the soundtrack for Fightclub (I think).
They did contribute to the Fightclub soundtrack. Then did a reunion tour for the 20th anniversary which ran through 2011. No new tours planned for this year.
Short version: Maybe, maybe not.
I made it through the whole thing, but I also listen voluntarily to the Ramones, the Violent Femmes, and Nick Cave. I think that built up a tolerance to the delivery, if not to the subject matter, of this… work.
Doesn’t the Bible say “Make a *joyful* noise unto the Lord?” I guess she misread that as “dreadful noise.”
Oh yeah! Over 1:15!
“Ass Jesus, Ass Jesus,
To come sit on your heart.”
I don’t think it’s the dodgy mic, because the lyrics make much more sense heard that way.
And to think it was just yesterday that I was scared by that bag of animal-part granola.
I asked Jesus to cover my ears at 48 seconds.
I made it through the whole thing. If this doesn’t get me into Heaven, I may have to rethink my life.
I MADE IT!!! Where is my award for suffering through all that?? Oh wait, I think I already eared that gold star.
I had no idea transvestites were so religious.
I asked Jesus then hit refresh, but it was still there.
I do believe I have found some gold:
… holy crap.. “Looks like Jew Buddy you met your match with Norma Lee.!” …
ooooh no she di’nt!
26 seconds, and that’s only because I fumbled on the stop button
If that last video was a sprint, this one was a marathon.
Made it all the way through. You know, I’ve never literally cried of laughter before, but this did it. Maybe a little of it was pain.
Reason #745 I am going to burn in hell: I cannot stop myself from laughing in church when “Mildred” sings in her falsetto voice out of tune. BTW: 44 seconds.
This one is better.
I had no idea Jandek’s sister was such a devout Christian.
I had to show this to my husband because it was so bad and he has now decided he needs to figure it out how to auto-tune things. So if he succeeds I will have to here this songs at least a few more times since it’s his life’s new mission to auto-tune this piece of shit.
P.S. Are we completely sure she’s not having a stroke every time she says “Ask Jesus”? Because it’s either that or she is trying to impersonate “Putting on the Ritz” from Young Frankenstein.
I…but…how’s he going to decide what the note *was?*
omg I want to hear it autotuned!
I went the distance. For April. Who now owes me almost 2 minutes of ecstasy to make up for it. (with great power comes great responsibility – just sayin’)
About half way through, I began a Hail Mary. About 10 seconds later, shockwave crashed. Thank you!
I made it 29 seconds. I’m proud of myself for feeling charitable now.
I listened in low volume on my tablet and she VERY clearly says ‘EFF Jesus’.
Also, I can sing and play the guitar coherently and I rarely do it in front of anyone, let alone take requests for YouTube.
I made it through the whole thing. I want a cookie.
Just make sure they are enabled in your browser. **hides**
fresh baked cookies~!
If you liked that one, you’ll love this one:
I… I think I am beginning to love this woman. WHAT IS WRONG WITH MEEEEEEEE
Damn you! I thought I was going to have get that odd non-blinking woman’s voice out of my head by listening to Paris Hilton sing. I never thought I’d be anxious to hear Paris Hilton sing. IT WASN’T PARIS HILTON AND IT WAS NOT HOT!
I would have gone the whole 1 min 48 seconds but my dog started whining and whimpering so I had to stop after 55 seconds. Let me know how it ends.
Well! It turns out we were supposed to ask Jesus.
So you make a church themed haunted house this Halloween… play this at half the speed and in g major really quietly.
I doubt a friend requested this crap from her. Unless her friend is Satan in disguise.
Her friend probably wanted video evidence when she’s brought up on trial for homicide. She’ll claim it was justified, play the video, and no court in the land would convict.
Of course I had to share this video with some unsuspecting victims… here is my favorite response so far:
wtf is that?
something they’re trying to sell on etsy?
something they are trying to kill insects with?
it made me want to put my hands over my ears and run out my front door screaming
i kept waiting for…..something
but there wasn’t anything
Not only is she praising the wonder of Jesus, but it seems she also found her teeth in her garbage disposal and had to upload a video about it. This woman frightens the shit out of me, is she going to dance around with snakes too?
Why? WHY does she remind me of Peggy Hill??
Also, I managed to bite my tongue through the whole thing.. I better get a reward for that. ;n;
Apparently she’s tuned to the key of AAAARGGGHHH!!
Also, did my eyes deceive me, or did the title text actually say “Ask Jesus to Come On Your Heart”?
Well, the video did accomplish its objective–when she started singing “ask Jesus” over and over I was indeed praying. Mostly for it to stop, but praying nonetheless.
I don’t wanna brag, but I actually made it to 1:05, and I was singing merrily along too, but then Jesus suddenly appeared out of nowhere & punched me really hard in the back of the head. No sense of humor, that one.
I made it to 28 seconds. When the picture of the family bible popped up, I immediately slammed the laptop down, ran for the holy water and tried not to cry.
That is the same “Holy” Bible that I grew up with. There’s a section of pictures in the middle of it with a picture of Judas. In this picture is a small demon. I saw it once when I was 6 years old and still have nightmares about it (29 years later).
I might need to talk this out with my therapist.
I want to ask – is this noise really as bad as it seemed to me, or do I need new hearing aids? I turned them off at 42 seconds and heard just a kind of drone after that. Perhaps this is one of the times when being nearly deaf is an advantage.
My husband asked if she was playing on 33 instead of 45. I did suggest that he speed her up but he refused very rudely. If anyone else wants to try it please let me know if the extra speed makes her sound any better.
I made it 1:11 and wonder if Jesus can give me that time back. Sidenote: What is up with the dude in the glasses?
That would be Frank. He likes to watch.
Oh, dear, sweet 8 lb 6 oz Baby Jesus, this is just fretful.
Made it to about 30 seconds and was like “Maker, no!I can’t do this anymore!”
I got all the way through, but it was a real test of wills after 0:29. And then when it ended my wife said “never play that again.”
William Shatner should cover this.
THERE, REGRETSY!!! You have BROKEN MY BRAIN, and I am now a Norma Lee FANGIRL!!! She is so bad she is positively irresistible AND NOW I HAVE WATCHED ALL OF HER VIDEOS, WHAT HAS BECOME OF MY LIFE?!?!?!?!?!
I made it the whole minute and forty-eight seconds.
I will now ask Jesus to sit on my ears and take away the pain.
I stopped shortly after my second aneurysm. Roughly 1:08 in. I’m a tough broad.
I cried tears of pain. I don’t…I don’t remember that ever happening before.
I’m…I…ah…gonna go hug my tuner now.
Ask Jesus to come sit on your heart my friend.
I just asked Jesus to come sit on my heart, and he said he’s not coming back until you put down the fucking guitar.
Who is the man?
I think Jesus missed and sat on her vocal chords and then her guitar.
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My Ask Jesus song is nothing but talking accept two words Ask Jesus.
Putting all joking aside this song was not a joke!!! My sister husband was diagonsis with Prostate cancer so she would go off to herself and pray for God to let her husband live . Her husband is still alive today. She would go off to herself to bring herself comfort.
Thank You friends
Well that is just great about the cancer remission, no joke.
… so, what about that site where you spent a whole lot of time and energy posting angry nasty things about what a “Jew-boy” you got angry at?
That doesn’t seem very Christian- especially for someone professing to be so into The King of the Jews.
The dog started howling at the first “ask Jesus”, so I couldn’t hear the rest of it. Good dog!
The dog started howling at the first “ask Jesus”, so I couldn’t hear the rest. Good dog, here’s a treat.
Sorry about the double post – the dog has big feet and is all thumbs on a keyboard
29 seconds… and that’s only because it took me forever to click the stop button courtesy of the uncontrollable twitching as soon as she strummed the first theoretical chord.
Okay, it’s already been said. Still, pretty funny when sung in a Deputy Dawg voice.
I’m giving this 3 out of 10 stars because it was really hard to dance to.
I saw the word Jesus and scrolled through.
As the daughter of a chronic alcoholic, this song/video brought back many embarrassing memories of my mother the Popov-Inspired Songsmith.
Only took me 2 tries to make it all the way through. Pretty damn proud.
Ask Jesus To Come Sit On Your Heart. He will take the pain if you only ask him. GUARANTEE IT FRIENDS, Go by Norma Lee show and listen to my many videos. Glad to see your listening to my words. http://norma.fam-lee.net website Facebook Norma Lee . Your so special to me.
I’d buy a dozen o’these if’n they came in my size.
They come in small, medium and Large.
It reminds me a bit of The Residents. It would probably be quite good after drinking a bottle of Robitussin.
now this lady definitely is ill. quite like the lady in “overdrawn at the memory bank” who sings like a very ill person.
1:24 before I started crying and stopped it. Dear god she sings like a donkey with bronchitis! T.T
Also this is a brand new account and I was wondering if anyone could tell me if and how I can change my profile picture.
I listened to it all the way through TWICE! The first time I laughed all the way through. The second time I laughed and then cried from all the fundamentalist Baptist guilt overwhelming me. I have issues.
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