Isn’t it? There’s no fun without a little challenge.
Wait for it….
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..I’ll see myself out:-p
I <3 my big, red cock.
I am going to buy these because I NEEDED a way of letting potential guys know I was into anal.
Holy shit, those chickens are jacking her style!
Nah, they’re just hanging out, waiting for corn…
I thought the expression was “like shit OUT of a chicken” live and learn.
She’s being double teamed by the chickens. She’s doing one with her hand and has three in her butt.
At first I thought it was the logo from the Partridge Family and that she had a David Cassidy goatse
Guess who? Chicken poo?
Guess where? Ummmm… actually, I don’t want to know…
I used to have a whole series of these – all five W’s and How!
I don’t rightly remember, but I know about halfway through we transitioned from Chickens to Cows. (Guess why? COW PIE!)
See did chicken thigh for that one. We want through an assortment of chicken parts, and ended with “Chicken butt!” as the grand finale. Because we were seven, and nothing is funnier than chicken butts when you are seven.
Chicken butts are still funny!
My youngest (autistic) son and I played this game every now and then, when he was little. It helped him learn not only rhyming and rhythm, but also worked on developing his sense of humor. It runs along these lines:
Guess what? Chicken butt.
You know why? Chicken thigh.
Don’t beg. Chicken leg.
Ain’t no thing. Chicken wing.
Rooster or hen? Chicken skin.
How’s the weather? Chicken feather.
This rhyme is weak. Chicken beak.
Give it a rest, chicken breast.
Whats the rukus, chicken tuckus.
(a bit of poetic license I’ll admit).
Guess where? Chicken derriere! *adjusts cravat and sips tea*
We always did “Guess where?” “Chicken Hair!” “Hey, chickens don’t have HAIR!” (my kids being the askers, and laughing uproariously as they said the last.)
It’s in you underwear
Um, is that one on the end wearing a sweater? And also part penguin? Am I crazy?
also I would like this screen-printed on a shirt. chicken breast lolol
Fancy chickens are fancy, not self aware.
For that special lady who can’t come up with a better excuse to publish pictures of her ass.
“Im modeling, pervert!”
I’ll be the first to admit I was not admiring the chickens, but I was admiring the photo….Ahem…
I didn’t mean to imply the ass was unworthy of publishing.
She heard the best way to get famous quick was to post pictures of cocks on her butt.
Guess what chicken butt was not my first thought here. More like cocks welcome here.
It looks like she welcomes up to 3 cocks there.
It’s always good to establish limits beforehand.
How does she do IT? (3 guys AT ONCE?!?!)
Good thing she does yoga!
But really, … one of the 3 is probly … A RUBBER COCK!!!
You know why? Chicken thighs.
God bless yoga pants. Leaving nothing to imagine.
With some people, it’s best to imagine.
Well what do you know
Is it wrong that I find the real chicken’s ass more interesting?
As long as it’s not interesting in that way.
I find all cocks interesting.
Cock a doodle do. Meets Any cock’ll do
If you live in Mississippi, it’s probably not legally wrong.
I like the parson’s nose.
With gravy and mashed potatos.
Ah! Another papist! Protestants tend to call them the Pope’s nose (my wife specifies Pope Pius had a nose in the shape of what I called the Parson’s nose).
I’ve never seen a chicken look embarrassed before.
look out Project Runway…we have the next freaky contestant.
These jeans are one fart away from sounding like a horribly malfunctioning Speak’N'Say.
Yes, butt are they Free-Range Chickens??
(Who invented yoga pants?? I haven’t seen them outside the USA!
Krishna.com has them, soooo …. I think us citizens of the State of Jefferson invented the name ( hushhh, Newyork).
Who’s that peckin’ at my back door?
Does anyone else see a statue of bigfoot in the 4th photo? No? Just me then.
She also has Bigfoot merch for sale in her shop, so it figures.
Warning! Oregon joke. There’s a training center for Bigfoots near Estacada, where she keeps her chickens and screen print setup. Breeding area for chainsaw art, too.
My first thought was “looks like a dude peeing. Carved out of wood.”
Then I thought about roadside chainsaw woodcarvers.
Whatever it is….it’s weird.
I can’t wait to hear what Chick-Fil-A has to say about this.
Eat More Chicken, indeed.
Like Dan Savage recently noted, how can the name Chick-Fil-A *not* be the most straightforward possible name for pegging?
In the context of a committed monogamous BIblically-sanctioned marriage, of course.
Actually I love these non-ironically ;D I grew up raising chickens
I’m glad I’m not the only one. I was starting to question if I had been here too long.
I’d say this project laid an egg……
I must be getting jaded. My biggest complaint is that you can’t really tell what the design is until you zoom in for inspection.
I like to think of that as clever design.
“Excuse me, Miss? Could you stand back up? We’re not done puzzling over your ass. Thanks.”
It should say “Anycock’lldoo!” across the butt above the chickens.
Or, “Roosters Welcome”.
Or “The Coop is Open”.
“Lookin’ to Cluck!”
Still brooding over a response
Keep inebriated and cackle later
What DO the Doodle-Doo?
These go well with the feathered headdress in the last post.
Those are good “meet the boyfriend’s parents” pants.
A cock in the hand is worth three in the bush
Depends on the bush.
People still say Toosh?
I always thought it was spelled “tush”
This is the only good way to hear “You’ve befowled your yoga pants!”
Maybe it’s a gentle way of letting people know you’ve got irritable bowel syndrome. “It’s all fouled up back here.”
Irritable Fowl Syndrome?
I LOVE these…but then I have chickens as pets so there ya go!
I can’t figure out what the tattoo on her left arm is supposed to be.
A Steampunk cloaca?
This city sheep finds these cute. Go figure!
The buttcrack chicken bothers me because of how it fits on the seam. Otherwise, the other two wouldn’t really bug me. Butt it’s all in the eye of the beholder.
The brown eye?
So the hicks out in Estacada OR are trying to show up Portland by putting 3 birds on it??? We’re gonna put a whole FLOCK up on this bitch!
If it’s Spanish, cullo means guinea pig, culo means ass.
If it’s Italian, cullo means ass.
Im sure yoga pants with screen-printed guinea pigs on the ass aren’t too tall of an order either
[insert nerdy librarian voice]
NO CALLING OUT IN THE FORUMS!!!!
Besides, language is more fluid than you portend.
Nope, “cullo” doesn’t mean anything in Italian. It’s culo for us as well.
My dear departed father taught me “Besa may culla” meant “kiss my ass” in Polish.
I love learning new languages….
Brown Chicken Brown Cow!
Do those yoga pants come in a scratch and peck version?
Gallus gallus domesticus (L. 1758) vent.
Sometimes I don’t understand you non-taxonomists.
In the Uk ‘Hen’s bum’ knickers are the ones with frills which babies used to wear (or Cuddy in a fantasy episode of House) ! Don’t tell me there’s nothing cute about those frou-frou botties!
I think this is supposed to be a secret project by Lululemon to improve their marketing in the southern states. Since yoga pants are blasphemous and godless, put chickens on them for some down-home flair!
Also, that is a crappy silkscreen placement. She really cocked it up.
Surely, pecker should have some small slice of that pie chart.
I’d Perdue ‘er.
while I think the craft itself is goofy, I really like the picture.
She should offer a knitted holster for the live chicken. Just in case you want to carry one around like that.
I just bought a shirt from this store yesterday…but I’ll admit that I was waiting for the cock yoga pants to end up on Regretsy.
I think these are pretty adorable and would wear them for yoga. (This is because I don’t know how to do yoga, and I am as flexible as a dry board. To make up for it, I plan to invest in all kind of yoga-riffic accessories. I’m sure this will work well, and nobody will think that I’m a poser when I break a leg trying Downward Facing Dog.)
I actually think the seller’s stuff is pretty cute…although I think I’d use this apron for something other than gardening… http://www.etsy.com/listing/97198495/leather-gardening-apron-hand-tooled-and
hello! sex toy holster!!! embroidered with a suggestion of something you might want to have handy inside! why are all of her items so adorable, yet subtly suggestive of naughty things? I’d like to meet this…uh…chick.
A lot of people break wind doing downward dog in yoga, so these pants are extra hilarious for that. XD
Mr. Oui farted in yoga class one time, we never went back, he was so embarrassed! He’s a manly-man, so he doesn’t do anything as couth as ‘breaking wind.’ That’s what I do. But not in yoga class.
I hope she has a sense of humor, because I actually like most of her stuff.
ok i am totally weird, but you guys know that about me anyway: Bean adored the “guess what? chicken butt!” thing, she’d laugh somhard she fell over. so i wish i had seen this when my girl was a baby and toddler! you know, the stage where you can dress kids any way you want because they have no clue they have a back side.
These are, like, the greatest pants in the history of the world. Ever. I love them. XD
OH DAMN. I emailed her about sizes and my jealous edema’d ass is too big to fit into them. I like making my home nurses roll their eyes at my fashion sense…. and one of them is the snarkiest people I’ve ever met, and would’ve loved making chicken butt jokes with me and my “Beer makes me take my clothes off” t-shirt wearing straightedge self. *sadface*
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