She’s being double teamed by the chickens. She’s doing one with her hand and has three in her butt.
At first I thought it was the logo from the Partridge Family and that she had a David Cassidy goatse
See did chicken thigh for that one. We want through an assortment of chicken parts, and ended with “Chicken butt!” as the grand finale. Because we were seven, and nothing is funnier than chicken butts when you are seven.
My youngest (autistic) son and I played this game every now and then, when he was little. It helped him learn not only rhyming and rhythm, but also worked on developing his sense of humor. It runs along these lines:
Guess what? Chicken butt.
You know why? Chicken thigh.
Don’t beg. Chicken leg.
Ain’t no thing. Chicken wing.
Rooster or hen? Chicken skin.
How’s the weather? Chicken feather.
This rhyme is weak. Chicken beak.
Give it a rest, chicken breast.
We always did “Guess where?” “Chicken Hair!” “Hey, chickens don’t have HAIR!” (my kids being the askers, and laughing uproariously as they said the last.)
Ah! Another papist! Protestants tend to call them the Pope’s nose (my wife specifies Pope Pius had a nose in the shape of what I called the Parson’s nose).
Warning! Oregon joke. There’s a training center for Bigfoots near Estacada, where she keeps her chickens and screen print setup. Breeding area for chainsaw art, too.
The buttcrack chicken bothers me because of how it fits on the seam. Otherwise, the other two wouldn’t really bug me. Butt it’s all in the eye of the beholder.
In the Uk ‘Hen’s bum’ knickers are the ones with frills which babies used to wear (or Cuddy in a fantasy episode of House) ! Don’t tell me there’s nothing cute about those frou-frou botties!
I think this is supposed to be a secret project by Lululemon to improve their marketing in the southern states. Since yoga pants are blasphemous and godless, put chickens on them for some down-home flair!
Also, that is a crappy silkscreen placement. She really cocked it up.
I think these are pretty adorable and would wear them for yoga. (This is because I don’t know how to do yoga, and I am as flexible as a dry board. To make up for it, I plan to invest in all kind of yoga-riffic accessories. I’m sure this will work well, and nobody will think that I’m a poser when I break a leg trying Downward Facing Dog.)
hello! sex toy holster!!! embroidered with a suggestion of something you might want to have handy inside! why are all of her items so adorable, yet subtly suggestive of naughty things? I’d like to meet this…uh…chick.
Mr. Oui farted in yoga class one time, we never went back, he was so embarrassed! He’s a manly-man, so he doesn’t do anything as couth as ‘breaking wind.’ That’s what I do. But not in yoga class.
ok i am totally weird, but you guys know that about me anyway: Bean adored the “guess what? chicken butt!” thing, she’d laugh somhard she fell over. so i wish i had seen this when my girl was a baby and toddler! you know, the stage where you can dress kids any way you want because they have no clue they have a back side.
OH DAMN. I emailed her about sizes and my jealous edema’d ass is too big to fit into them. I like making my home nurses roll their eyes at my fashion sense…. and one of them is the snarkiest people I’ve ever met, and would’ve loved making chicken butt jokes with me and my “Beer makes me take my clothes off” t-shirt wearing straightedge self. *sadface*
July 26, 2012 at 9:32 am
Too easy.
July 26, 2012 at 10:08 am
Isn’t it? There’s no fun without a little challenge.
July 26, 2012 at 10:12 am
Wait for it….
Chicken Breast!
July 26, 2012 at 10:25 am
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July 26, 2012 at 11:54 pm
I <3 my big, red cock.
July 27, 2012 at 12:28 pm
I am going to buy these because I NEEDED a way of letting potential guys know I was into anal.
July 26, 2012 at 9:33 am
Holy shit, those chickens are jacking her style!
July 26, 2012 at 9:34 am
Nah, they’re just hanging out, waiting for corn…
July 26, 2012 at 9:37 am
I thought the expression was “like shit OUT of a chicken” live and learn.
July 26, 2012 at 11:15 am
She’s being double teamed by the chickens. She’s doing one with her hand and has three in her butt.
At first I thought it was the logo from the Partridge Family and that she had a David Cassidy goatse
July 26, 2012 at 9:34 am
Guess who? Chicken poo?
Guess where? Ummmm… actually, I don’t want to know…
July 26, 2012 at 9:50 am
I used to have a whole series of these – all five W’s and How!
I don’t rightly remember, but I know about halfway through we transitioned from Chickens to Cows. (Guess why? COW PIE!)
July 26, 2012 at 11:51 am
See did chicken thigh for that one. We want through an assortment of chicken parts, and ended with “Chicken butt!” as the grand finale. Because we were seven, and nothing is funnier than chicken butts when you are seven.
July 26, 2012 at 12:55 pm
Chicken butts are still funny!
July 26, 2012 at 9:51 am
My youngest (autistic) son and I played this game every now and then, when he was little. It helped him learn not only rhyming and rhythm, but also worked on developing his sense of humor. It runs along these lines:
Guess what? Chicken butt.
You know why? Chicken thigh.
Don’t beg. Chicken leg.
Ain’t no thing. Chicken wing.
Rooster or hen? Chicken skin.
How’s the weather? Chicken feather.
This rhyme is weak. Chicken beak.
Give it a rest, chicken breast.
July 26, 2012 at 7:33 pm
Whats the rukus, chicken tuckus.
(a bit of poetic license I’ll admit).
July 26, 2012 at 10:29 am
Guess where? Chicken derriere! *adjusts cravat and sips tea*
July 26, 2012 at 1:37 pm
We always did “Guess where?” “Chicken Hair!” “Hey, chickens don’t have HAIR!” (my kids being the askers, and laughing uproariously as they said the last.)
July 26, 2012 at 11:18 am
It’s in you underwear
July 26, 2012 at 9:35 am
Um, is that one on the end wearing a sweater? And also part penguin? Am I crazy?
July 26, 2012 at 9:41 am
also I would like this screen-printed on a shirt. chicken breast lolol
July 26, 2012 at 9:58 am
Fancy chickens are fancy, not self aware.
July 26, 2012 at 9:36 am
For that special lady who can’t come up with a better excuse to publish pictures of her ass.
“Im modeling, pervert!”
July 26, 2012 at 9:52 am
I’ll be the first to admit I was not admiring the chickens, but I was admiring the photo….Ahem…
July 26, 2012 at 9:56 am
I didn’t mean to imply the ass was unworthy of publishing.
July 27, 2012 at 10:54 am
She heard the best way to get famous quick was to post pictures of cocks on her butt.
July 26, 2012 at 9:36 am
Guess what chicken butt was not my first thought here. More like cocks welcome here.
July 26, 2012 at 9:48 am
It looks like she welcomes up to 3 cocks there.
July 26, 2012 at 10:01 am
It’s always good to establish limits beforehand.
July 26, 2012 at 11:32 am
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July 26, 2012 at 9:49 am
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July 26, 2012 at 9:36 am
God bless yoga pants. Leaving nothing to imagine.
July 26, 2012 at 10:11 am
With some people, it’s best to imagine.
July 26, 2012 at 2:42 pm
Well what do you know
Camel toe
July 26, 2012 at 9:38 am
Is it wrong that I find the real chicken’s ass more interesting?
July 26, 2012 at 10:02 am
As long as it’s not interesting in that way.
July 26, 2012 at 10:23 am
I find all cocks interesting.
July 26, 2012 at 2:44 pm
Cock a doodle do. Meets Any cock’ll do
July 26, 2012 at 10:26 am
If you live in Mississippi, it’s probably not legally wrong.
July 26, 2012 at 2:48 pm
I like the parson’s nose.
With gravy and mashed potatos.
July 27, 2012 at 3:27 am
Ah! Another papist! Protestants tend to call them the Pope’s nose (my wife specifies Pope Pius had a nose in the shape of what I called the Parson’s nose).
July 26, 2012 at 9:38 am
I’ve never seen a chicken look embarrassed before.
July 26, 2012 at 9:40 am
look out Project Runway…we have the next freaky contestant.
July 26, 2012 at 9:40 am
These jeans are one fart away from sounding like a horribly malfunctioning Speak’N'Say.
July 26, 2012 at 9:41 am
Yes, butt are they Free-Range Chickens??
(Who invented yoga pants?? I haven’t seen them outside the USA!
July 27, 2012 at 9:26 am
Krishna.com has them, soooo …. I think us citizens of the State of Jefferson invented the name ( hushhh, Newyork).
July 26, 2012 at 9:44 am
Who’s that peckin’ at my back door?
July 26, 2012 at 9:44 am
Does anyone else see a statue of bigfoot in the 4th photo? No? Just me then.
July 26, 2012 at 9:52 am
She also has Bigfoot merch for sale in her shop, so it figures.
July 27, 2012 at 9:28 am
Warning! Oregon joke. There’s a training center for Bigfoots near Estacada, where she keeps her chickens and screen print setup. Breeding area for chainsaw art, too.
July 26, 2012 at 9:53 am
My first thought was “looks like a dude peeing. Carved out of wood.”
Then I thought about roadside chainsaw woodcarvers.
Whatever it is….it’s weird.
July 26, 2012 at 9:45 am
I can’t wait to hear what Chick-Fil-A has to say about this.
Eat More Chicken, indeed.
July 26, 2012 at 9:47 am
Like Dan Savage recently noted, how can the name Chick-Fil-A *not* be the most straightforward possible name for pegging?
In the context of a committed monogamous BIblically-sanctioned marriage, of course.
July 26, 2012 at 9:50 am
Actually I love these non-ironically ;D I grew up raising chickens
July 27, 2012 at 6:35 am
I’m glad I’m not the only one. I was starting to question if I had been here too long.
July 26, 2012 at 9:51 am
I’d say this project laid an egg……
July 26, 2012 at 9:51 am
I must be getting jaded. My biggest complaint is that you can’t really tell what the design is until you zoom in for inspection.
July 26, 2012 at 9:59 am
I like to think of that as clever design.
July 26, 2012 at 10:05 am
“Excuse me, Miss? Could you stand back up? We’re not done puzzling over your ass. Thanks.”
July 26, 2012 at 9:56 am
It should say “Anycock’lldoo!” across the butt above the chickens.
July 26, 2012 at 10:06 am
Or, “Roosters Welcome”.
July 26, 2012 at 10:30 am
Or “The Coop is Open”.
July 26, 2012 at 10:32 am
“Peckers Wanted”
July 26, 2012 at 10:35 am
“Lookin’ to Cluck!”
July 26, 2012 at 11:06 am
Still brooding over a response
July 26, 2012 at 11:50 am
Keep inebriated and cackle later
July 26, 2012 at 9:57 am
What DO the Doodle-Doo?
July 26, 2012 at 9:57 am
These go well with the feathered headdress in the last post.
July 26, 2012 at 10:03 am
Those are good “meet the boyfriend’s parents” pants.
July 26, 2012 at 10:03 am
A cock in the hand is worth three in the bush
July 26, 2012 at 10:08 am
Depends on the bush.
July 26, 2012 at 10:15 am
People still say Toosh?
July 26, 2012 at 1:41 pm
I always thought it was spelled “tush”
July 26, 2012 at 10:18 am
This is the only good way to hear “You’ve befowled your yoga pants!”
July 26, 2012 at 10:23 am
Maybe it’s a gentle way of letting people know you’ve got irritable bowel syndrome. “It’s all fouled up back here.”
July 26, 2012 at 10:34 am
Fowled. grr.
July 26, 2012 at 11:12 am
Irritable Fowl Syndrome?
July 26, 2012 at 1:42 pm
Fowl Bowel….
July 27, 2012 at 10:12 am
Crowin’s Disease
July 26, 2012 at 10:27 am
I LOVE these…but then I have chickens as pets so there ya go!
July 26, 2012 at 10:32 am
I can’t figure out what the tattoo on her left arm is supposed to be.
July 26, 2012 at 10:42 am
A Steampunk cloaca?
July 26, 2012 at 10:32 am
This city sheep finds these cute. Go figure!
July 26, 2012 at 10:38 am
The buttcrack chicken bothers me because of how it fits on the seam. Otherwise, the other two wouldn’t really bug me. Butt it’s all in the eye of the beholder.
July 26, 2012 at 10:42 am
The brown eye?
July 26, 2012 at 10:49 am
So the hicks out in Estacada OR are trying to show up Portland by putting 3 birds on it??? We’re gonna put a whole FLOCK up on this bitch!
July 27, 2012 at 9:30 am
Preorder me.
July 26, 2012 at 10:52 am
If it’s Spanish, cullo means guinea pig, culo means ass.
If it’s Italian, cullo means ass.
July 26, 2012 at 11:13 am
Im sure yoga pants with screen-printed guinea pigs on the ass aren’t too tall of an order either
July 26, 2012 at 11:48 am
[insert nerdy librarian voice]
NO CALLING OUT IN THE FORUMS!!!!
Besides, language is more fluid than you portend.
July 27, 2012 at 12:41 pm
Nope, “cullo” doesn’t mean anything in Italian. It’s culo for us as well.
February 19, 2013 at 9:48 am
My dear departed father taught me “Besa may culla” meant “kiss my ass” in Polish.
I love learning new languages….
July 26, 2012 at 11:14 am
Brown Chicken Brown Cow!
July 26, 2012 at 11:22 am
Do those yoga pants come in a scratch and peck version?
July 26, 2012 at 11:40 am
Guess what?
Gallus gallus domesticus (L. 1758) vent.
Sometimes I don’t understand you non-taxonomists.
July 26, 2012 at 11:57 am
You win
July 26, 2012 at 12:32 pm
In the Uk ‘Hen’s bum’ knickers are the ones with frills which babies used to wear (or Cuddy in a fantasy episode of House) ! Don’t tell me there’s nothing cute about those frou-frou botties!
July 26, 2012 at 12:50 pm
I think this is supposed to be a secret project by Lululemon to improve their marketing in the southern states. Since yoga pants are blasphemous and godless, put chickens on them for some down-home flair!
Also, that is a crappy silkscreen placement. She really cocked it up.
July 26, 2012 at 1:09 pm
Surely, pecker should have some small slice of that pie chart.
July 26, 2012 at 1:14 pm
I’d Perdue ‘er.
July 26, 2012 at 1:19 pm
while I think the craft itself is goofy, I really like the picture.
July 26, 2012 at 1:42 pm
She should offer a knitted holster for the live chicken. Just in case you want to carry one around like that.
July 26, 2012 at 1:54 pm
I just bought a shirt from this store yesterday…but I’ll admit that I was waiting for the cock yoga pants to end up on Regretsy.
July 26, 2012 at 1:57 pm
I think these are pretty adorable and would wear them for yoga. (This is because I don’t know how to do yoga, and I am as flexible as a dry board. To make up for it, I plan to invest in all kind of yoga-riffic accessories. I’m sure this will work well, and nobody will think that I’m a poser when I break a leg trying Downward Facing Dog.)
I actually think the seller’s stuff is pretty cute…although I think I’d use this apron for something other than gardening… http://www.etsy.com/listing/97198495/leather-gardening-apron-hand-tooled-and
July 26, 2012 at 3:04 pm
hello! sex toy holster!!! embroidered with a suggestion of something you might want to have handy inside! why are all of her items so adorable, yet subtly suggestive of naughty things? I’d like to meet this…uh…chick.
July 28, 2012 at 1:57 pm
A lot of people break wind doing downward dog in yoga, so these pants are extra hilarious for that. XD
February 19, 2013 at 9:52 am
Mr. Oui farted in yoga class one time, we never went back, he was so embarrassed! He’s a manly-man, so he doesn’t do anything as couth as ‘breaking wind.’ That’s what I do. But not in yoga class.
July 26, 2012 at 3:01 pm
I hope she has a sense of humor, because I actually like most of her stuff.
July 27, 2012 at 8:51 am
ok i am totally weird, but you guys know that about me anyway: Bean adored the “guess what? chicken butt!” thing, she’d laugh somhard she fell over. so i wish i had seen this when my girl was a baby and toddler! you know, the stage where you can dress kids any way you want because they have no clue they have a back side.
July 28, 2012 at 1:56 pm
These are, like, the greatest pants in the history of the world. Ever. I love them. XD
July 28, 2012 at 5:11 pm
OH DAMN. I emailed her about sizes and my jealous edema’d ass is too big to fit into them. I like making my home nurses roll their eyes at my fashion sense…. and one of them is the snarkiest people I’ve ever met, and would’ve loved making chicken butt jokes with me and my “Beer makes me take my clothes off” t-shirt wearing straightedge self. *sadface*