Wait. Aren’t short backroom breaks designed to improve moral and productivity? There is a certain romantic shang ri la quality to wire shelves and the scent of deep fat fryers.
I’m sorry. I confused the image with rose petals scattered on scented bath water.
I decided to look up a list of fish names on Wiki to see if I could add a really creative pun to this, and my eye stopped at “airsac catfish”. I’m just going to leave this here… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_fish_names
Also, “Aholehole”. I realise that’s a Hawaiian name, but that’s not what I read at first. Are there any Regretsian Ichthyologists out there? It sure looks like it.
There’s no indication that any of them know a thing about photography. As with any artistic medium it’s good to know how it works and how to use it.. Breaking rules is fine as long as you know what rules you are breaking.
I think Kodak should update How to Take Good Pictures and it should be bundled with every camera and phone. And there should be a test.
Also, “obviously you’re new here” is a commonly used comedic setup. Sorry I missed your “public” announcement that you were changing your name. I was probably busy LOL’ing at hairy armpits, oddly shaped boobs, and penis art. My bad, yo.
As an exception to the Regretsy crowd’s obvious distaste for Etsy listings with proudly displayed hairy pits, you’re actually the one who doesn’t speak for the group.
But that’s okay. Just don’t forget that we’re not talking about real life here. We’re talking about Etsy. NOT THE SAME THING.
You are correct. I knew there was something slightly off about that, because I used to look at the beaver hunt section of Hustler and laugh when my husband would buy it.
These are like snapshots you’d find in a serial killer’s shoe box, stashed away in the closet.
Well, except for the fish. That would be in George Costanza’s.
The right one is a bit off kilter. Looks like the piercer couldn’t be bothered to take the time and actually mark it properly before shoving a 14g through her nipple. I would bet they only marked and pierced her while she was sitting.
Why do these people think anyone will pay that much for these pictures when you can see WAY more than that, all over the internet for free? Did these people forget why the internet was really created? Yeah, yeah, progress,communication, and all that jazz but really OMG All T&A, all the time.
Shut up, you thumbed that up because you wanna rent a Regretsy room with me. In Regretsy universe, thumbs up are the equivalent of Jack & Cokes. And I am a girl whose daddy didn’t hug her enough.
But you are NOT free to take shitty pictures and pass them off as art. Says so in The Bill Of Rights. WHAT ARE AMERICAN SCHOOLS EVEN TEACHING THESE DAYS???
On #2 – This is in no way a judgment of this person’s appearance, but is that a boob or a moob? I honestly can’t tell this person’s gender from that picture. Is that part of the art? I guess I’m just to darn plebeian to appreciate the artistic process.
I finally understand the flipping tables. “Fuck this shit” was definitely uttered right after “Are you fucking kidding me?” Because no one is kidding, and there is even less crafting. Do not even bullshit about this being art. It’s called needing to pay rent and don’t want to go to the effort that porn models make on grooming.
Is it EVER warm enough in Montana to be naked with a stone statue outdoors?!? I suppose it warm enough anywhere if you augment your blood stream with enough chemical compounds.
See now, this is what I was wondering. She’s all slick as a baby’s ass in all the places it’s actually difficult to shave, but she skips the pits? The fuck is this?
Because you might someday find yourself on a boat drifting helplessly North 750 miles from shore with nobody but the cat and Old Sven where there’s no wifi and your laptop batteries have corroded from salt air?
“Over 200 personally taken pics of me (sans clothes . In desperate need of money. Any ideas please send my way! Interested in seeing more of something let me know!! These are sent by email as a link to my Picasa. You can view and download.”
Someone in China is going to buy the link to the 200 pics on Picasa, download, and sell new link on an NYC street corner for $3.00.
Not only is her position REALLY weird but, if you crop out her head, you are left with what looks like a fat arm with a very bad mosquito bite (not slamming fat or small boobs – I own a pair of the latter- but the sexy factor is lost if you think that you are looking at bug bites).
finally I find a reason to like etsy’s way of directing people out of your shop *sarcasm*
if you click on the fish pic the item is expired so etsy takes you to “similar items by other sellers” which aren’t so very similar in my eyes
I find it interesting that while some people think, “I’m in desperate need of money! I should sell some of my old junk!” or “I should cut up some old clothes and make pillow covers out of them and sell them!” or “Maybe I could ask a friend to lend me this week’s rent money!”, other people just instantly think “Well, looks like it’s time to sell my dignity on the internet!”
Also, the third girl totally took a picture with her mobile and made no effort whatsoever. The *VERY LEAST* you could do is SELL YOUR DIGNITY WITH SOME DIGNITY. GOSH.
The last one looks like it’s actually a decent quality picture kinda makes me wonder why this person doesn’t just make a quick, more dignified buck, by selling stock photos? I mean clearly they’ve got money to throw around, wasting cash on a perfectly good fish they’re just going to lay on their ass.
July 25, 2012 at 1:32 pm
Having worked in the kitchen at Red Lobster, I can say without a doubt the last picture is a very accurate portrait of the smell at closing time.
July 25, 2012 at 1:48 pm
I’m turned on by $6.50 an hour, and forgotten dreams, blended nicely with lemon, sweat, and fish. Let’s hook up.
July 25, 2012 at 2:07 pm
I laughed.
And then I realized that’s the recipe for my life.
I’m going to go cry for a while now.
July 25, 2012 at 2:09 pm
It’s okay. There’s always girls like me looking to bang the fry cook. Some ladies have standards. The rest of us know how to have a good time.
July 25, 2012 at 2:17 pm
plus, greasy body would really help with slip & slide
July 25, 2012 at 2:24 pm
Wait, I was wrong: You forgot the liquor.
July 25, 2012 at 2:35 pm
It’s implied.
July 25, 2012 at 2:31 pm
Wait. Aren’t short backroom breaks designed to improve moral and productivity? There is a certain romantic shang ri la quality to wire shelves and the scent of deep fat fryers.
I’m sorry. I confused the image with rose petals scattered on scented bath water.
July 27, 2012 at 7:50 am
It’s… looking at me.
July 25, 2012 at 1:32 pm
Something’s fishy about that last picture.
July 25, 2012 at 1:39 pm
She took that pic just for the halibut.
July 25, 2012 at 1:45 pm
True, but there’s no need to carp on it.
July 25, 2012 at 2:40 pm
If you paid for that photo, you got scrod.
July 25, 2012 at 2:46 pm
Stop! You guys are giving me a huge haddock!
July 25, 2012 at 3:06 pm
Yeah, enough with the crappie puns.
July 25, 2012 at 4:51 pm
No bun intended.
July 25, 2012 at 9:01 pm
For the love of Cod! Please stop.
Bunch of groupers…..
July 25, 2012 at 9:42 pm
Yes, the photographer should be ashamed to do such a poor job with such a nice piece of bass.
July 26, 2012 at 2:09 am
I’d invite her round to mine, but my plaice is such a mess.
July 25, 2012 at 9:37 pm
I bet that photo shoot smelt bad.
July 25, 2012 at 1:45 pm
You’ll be singing a different tuna when you try to cover up your fish smell.
July 25, 2012 at 1:50 pm
I’m not sure floundering around on a leopard skin blanket will alleviate the smell, but it cod work.
July 25, 2012 at 1:54 pm
It’s gonna take a sturgeon to safely remove that image from my head.
July 26, 2012 at 4:09 am
I know! Some people are so shellfish…
July 26, 2012 at 1:11 pm
I decided to look up a list of fish names on Wiki to see if I could add a really creative pun to this, and my eye stopped at “airsac catfish”. I’m just going to leave this here…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_fish_names
Also, “Aholehole”. I realise that’s a Hawaiian name, but that’s not what I read at first. Are there any Regretsian Ichthyologists out there? It sure looks like it.
July 25, 2012 at 2:03 pm
Couldn’t we just change the size of the smell?
July 25, 2012 at 2:28 pm
Maybe it’s not to scale?
July 25, 2012 at 1:34 pm
I never thought nudity could be so depressing. Nobody’s got color correct in this bunch?
July 25, 2012 at 1:55 pm
There’s no indication that any of them know a thing about photography. As with any artistic medium it’s good to know how it works and how to use it.. Breaking rules is fine as long as you know what rules you are breaking.
I think Kodak should update How to Take Good Pictures and it should be bundled with every camera and phone. And there should be a test.
July 25, 2012 at 3:01 pm
But why bother learning anything about the art form when you can just auto-Instagram everything now?
July 25, 2012 at 10:45 pm
What do you do when phone cameras get too good? Create an app that adds defects back to the pictures.
July 31, 2012 at 8:00 pm
We’re a long way from that.
July 25, 2012 at 8:15 pm
Except Kodak got out of the camera making business and is just making printers and the paper these people are using.
Maybe this is the real reason why they quit making cameras.
July 25, 2012 at 10:43 pm
I didn’t mean their cameras. I mean every camera sold by anyone.
It’s a terrific, concise book. Most of it is still relevant.
July 25, 2012 at 1:34 pm
Some pictures should stay in the dresser drawer. For all eternity.
July 25, 2012 at 1:35 pm
oh Lord whom I have only recently, VERY recently rediscovered… WHY?
July 25, 2012 at 1:50 pm
So this TragiPorn(c) post was a religious experience for you?
July 25, 2012 at 4:09 pm
Etsy drives some people to drink, and it drives others to church.
July 25, 2012 at 5:07 pm
I wish Etsy would drive me to drink. Then I wouldn’t have to look for cab fare.
July 25, 2012 at 10:20 pm
Ya know, cab fare’s not necessary if you’re willing to go home with the last guy waiting at the bar at closing.
July 25, 2012 at 10:29 pm
Not cab fare home… cab fare TO drink… bah, never mind. It’s not funny if you have to explain it.
July 25, 2012 at 1:36 pm
I don’t know which offer sounds more threatening, Ruby Slipper “personalizing” the photo, or the removal of the stars and butterfly.
July 25, 2012 at 1:52 pm
I wish they would’ve censored her hairy armpit.
July 25, 2012 at 1:57 pm
I have no problem with the hairy armpit.
July 25, 2012 at 1:58 pm
Clearly you’re new here. Having issues with hairy armpits is kind of our thing. *sends you the FJL manual*
July 25, 2012 at 2:17 pm
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July 25, 2012 at 2:27 pm
Oh shoosh now. Tis all in good fun. Life’s too short to defend all the hairy armpits in the world.
July 25, 2012 at 2:31 pm
Also, “obviously you’re new here” is a commonly used comedic setup. Sorry I missed your “public” announcement that you were changing your name. I was probably busy LOL’ing at hairy armpits, oddly shaped boobs, and penis art. My bad, yo.
July 25, 2012 at 2:37 pm
Obviously you’re new here, MockingbirdDont. We don’t use “obviously you’re new here” as a comedic setup anymore.
July 25, 2012 at 2:40 pm
Obviously kiss my lemony fishy ass, Matt. *kisses*
July 25, 2012 at 2:45 pm
IT WAS A JOKE, PEOPLE. I LOVE MATT. I WANT TO HAVE MATT’S MAKE-BELIEVE REGRETSY BABIES.
July 25, 2012 at 2:47 pm
I knew it was a joke. She loves me. She really, really loves me.
July 25, 2012 at 2:50 pm
Guilty!
July 25, 2012 at 2:52 pm
Do they rent rooms by the hour here at regretsy?
July 25, 2012 at 2:54 pm
Probably not. SO much bad Regretsy porn would come outta that room. Helen knows better.
July 25, 2012 at 3:29 pm
Matt, I’m impressed that you need an entire hour. Wait–you DO know that they don’t have HBO, right? So…still need an hour?
July 25, 2012 at 3:55 pm
The hour includes the crying part, MugsyDoodle.
July 25, 2012 at 2:36 pm
Yeah dude, I’m down with hairy armpits, I rock em myself a lot, but mocking them is still funny.
July 25, 2012 at 2:43 pm
I don’t shave my pits during the winter. And yet hairy pits are funny. BECAUSE LIFE IS FUNNY. Or at least it should be. Yay Regretsy!
July 25, 2012 at 2:38 pm
As an exception to the Regretsy crowd’s obvious distaste for Etsy listings with proudly displayed hairy pits, you’re actually the one who doesn’t speak for the group.
But that’s okay. Just don’t forget that we’re not talking about real life here. We’re talking about Etsy. NOT THE SAME THING.
July 25, 2012 at 2:41 pm
…or…is it… O_O
July 25, 2012 at 10:39 pm
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July 28, 2012 at 9:44 am
Did you change your name because you were consistently getting low comment ratings? Because you’re off to a rip-roaring start under your new name.
July 26, 2012 at 12:08 am
She speaks for me. Hairy pits are…well, the pits. Do not want.
July 25, 2012 at 2:23 pm
Does “personalizing” the photo mean she’ll pee on it for you?
July 25, 2012 at 3:11 pm
I was imagining a bum print.
July 25, 2012 at 6:22 pm
?
July 25, 2012 at 7:15 pm
I wonder how many kegels he does daily at the gym.
July 25, 2012 at 1:36 pm
These photos look like reader submissions to the “Beaver Hunt” section of Easy Riders magazine.
July 25, 2012 at 1:41 pm
That’s a comment that makes me REALLY like you more than the pictures Matt.
July 25, 2012 at 1:49 pm
That’s a pretty low bar. Those pictures are awful!
July 25, 2012 at 1:51 pm
I’m guessing you’ve never seen the Beaver Hunt secion of Easy Riders magazine. These are on par.
July 25, 2012 at 1:52 pm
section. grr.
July 25, 2012 at 1:53 pm
Low bar or higher standards for porn? Easy Rider has very shiny pages.
July 25, 2012 at 3:27 pm
I think that is such sexist bulls—ooh, shiny!
July 25, 2012 at 3:15 pm
I thought “Beaver Hunt” was from Hustler mag, while the section of Easy Rider featuring bajingo shots was called “Readers Rides.”
July 25, 2012 at 4:02 pm
You are correct. I knew there was something slightly off about that, because I used to look at the beaver hunt section of Hustler and laugh when my husband would buy it.
July 25, 2012 at 4:18 pm
I deal in volume. I don’t always have time to fact check. Having perused both mags many times in the past, I may have mixed them up.
July 25, 2012 at 10:23 pm
Guess that makes you a Chinese Snark Reseller?
July 25, 2012 at 1:37 pm
Oh, I think the fish looks pretty fresh-see its bright eyes? At least it’s far fresher than any of the other “models”.
July 25, 2012 at 3:03 pm
I actually like the composition of the fish picture the best of all of them.
July 25, 2012 at 3:13 pm
Unfortunately, best of all doesn’t make it good.
July 25, 2012 at 1:38 pm
These are like snapshots you’d find in a serial killer’s shoe box, stashed away in the closet.
Well, except for the fish. That would be in George Costanza’s.
July 25, 2012 at 3:50 pm
He was just hungry that day.
July 25, 2012 at 1:39 pm
Clearly, I’m in the wrong business
July 25, 2012 at 1:40 pm
Bad piercing job.
July 25, 2012 at 1:42 pm
My eyes, or the boobs?
July 25, 2012 at 2:06 pm
you can tell that from that blurry picture? I admire your skills.
July 25, 2012 at 2:51 pm
The right one is a bit off kilter. Looks like the piercer couldn’t be bothered to take the time and actually mark it properly before shoving a 14g through her nipple. I would bet they only marked and pierced her while she was sitting.
July 25, 2012 at 2:58 pm
Or tied up, right after the kidnapping.
July 25, 2012 at 6:24 pm
Say, friend, you know how to party. What’s your sign?
July 25, 2012 at 1:41 pm
I all of sudden feel REALLY sexy! Thanks!
July 25, 2012 at 2:30 pm
Your avatar is sexier than these pics.
July 25, 2012 at 1:42 pm
It’s like the Craigslist erotic services section moved to Etsy when they got shut down.
July 29, 2012 at 3:06 pm
i was just thinking … at least #3 is honest
July 25, 2012 at 1:43 pm
Ok, yeah, I’m gonna PAY MONEY for pictures of naked women. Because I don’t know how the internet works. Or how badly some women need approval.
July 25, 2012 at 1:43 pm
Best part of all: NO unfortunate boners for you to smuggle! These pics are designed to render you completely boner free!! What fun.
July 25, 2012 at 1:47 pm
They make blood engorge the eyes, thereby blinding you.
July 25, 2012 at 1:50 pm
Exactly. It’s actually all a conspiracy of the Russians to permanently blind Americans. WOLVERINES.
July 25, 2012 at 1:53 pm
It truly is a Red Dawn.
July 25, 2012 at 1:45 pm
I don’t need the stars and butterflies removed, just enlarged about 500%
July 25, 2012 at 1:46 pm
Why do these people think anyone will pay that much for these pictures when you can see WAY more than that, all over the internet for free? Did these people forget why the internet was really created? Yeah, yeah, progress,communication, and all that jazz but really OMG All T&A, all the time.
July 25, 2012 at 3:04 pm
Its the inevitable progression of Etsy Delusion:
1) “Hey! Maybe people will pay money for my junk!”
2) “Hey! Maybe people will pay money to SEE my junk!”
3) …Profit?
August 2, 2012 at 11:16 am
See, the problem here is they missed the all-important “???” step.
July 26, 2012 at 9:48 am
and cats.
July 25, 2012 at 1:46 pm
Okay the fish one is actually kind of amazing. I would hang that in my foyer.
July 25, 2012 at 1:51 pm
You go back to your corner and think about what you’ve done. *bops you on the nose with rolled up picture of lemon fresh fish ass girl*
July 25, 2012 at 1:55 pm
If by “foyer”, you mean “bathroom at Dairy Queen”, then I agree.
July 25, 2012 at 2:41 pm
Not Long John Silver’s? Or would that be too obvious?
July 25, 2012 at 7:13 pm
The economy has been rough, okay? I can’t exactly be choosy about my living accommodation right now.
July 25, 2012 at 2:43 pm
I like it, too. But I would hang it in the kitchen. Also, I wish the lemon slices didn’t make a square.
July 25, 2012 at 6:26 pm
I would hang it in my foyerplace.
July 25, 2012 at 1:48 pm
TRAGIC sums it up nicely.
July 25, 2012 at 1:48 pm
…..or I could just google bunch of naked picture for free.
thanks for trying though ladies.
July 25, 2012 at 3:55 pm
Oh, FFS! I thought the second picture was moobs – seriously. I need to start seeing more nekkid people.
July 25, 2012 at 4:12 pm
I’m still halfway convinced they’re moobs. Check the Adam’s apple.
July 25, 2012 at 1:50 pm
I’m guessing the last one comes with a delicious recipe for “Baked Citrass Halibutt.”
July 25, 2012 at 2:25 pm
I think it comes with buyer’s remorse.
July 25, 2012 at 1:53 pm
Nope, I can’t say I have any complaints about the “Naked Personal Pics.”
July 25, 2012 at 1:53 pm
My 13 year old has a better collection of porn pics on his Ipod.
July 25, 2012 at 1:57 pm
Your 13 year old terrifies me. And yet I’m mystified. KIDS THESE DAYS WITH THEIR TECHONOLOGICS AND LOUD HIPPITY HOPPITY MUSIC AND NEKKID WOMEN.
July 25, 2012 at 2:02 pm
IN MY DAY, WE PLAYED OUTSIDE WITH A HOOP AND STICK, AND WE LIKED IT!!!
July 25, 2012 at 2:05 pm
AND IF WE WANTED TO LOOK AT NUDEY PICTURES WE STOLE THEM FROM THE STASH BEHIND THE DUMPSTER LIKE ALL GOOD CHILDREN. GAH.
July 25, 2012 at 2:08 pm
or “accidentally” discover father or older brother’s secret stash.
July 25, 2012 at 5:39 pm
hell, I used to get my porn collection from my stepdad. Unfortunately it was all straight porn. Oh well lol.
July 25, 2012 at 2:46 pm
I think they’re more into putting the stick INTO the hoop now.
July 25, 2012 at 2:52 pm
HI-YOOOO!
July 26, 2012 at 5:50 am
Yeah, I’m pretty sure I’m not supposed to know about his digital porn stash. But hey, I’m mom, I snoop.
I just have no plans to embarrass him about it, because so far, it’s all been pretty vanilla spank material.
July 25, 2012 at 1:54 pm
That fundraiser pic scares me.
July 25, 2012 at 1:57 pm
I’m sure these pics were meant to raise more than just funds… not doing a great job though.
July 25, 2012 at 6:28 pm
Doing fine on hackles.
July 25, 2012 at 2:37 pm
I guess we have all been doing fundraising pics wrong.
If anyone wants to pay for pictures of my boobies, send me moola-la-lah. I’m up for it. Mind you, mine are not perky and pierced and all edgy and emo.
YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR
July 25, 2012 at 2:42 pm
Yeah, but couldn’t you just photoshop them?
July 25, 2012 at 5:46 pm
What fun would that be?
July 25, 2012 at 2:48 pm
I’ve got the saggy, post-baby, D-cup market covered. And yes…there is a market for that. (PEOPLE ARE FASCINATING PERVERTS.)
July 25, 2012 at 3:00 pm
I thumbed that up, but I’m not sure if it was for “saggy, d-cup” or “fascinating perverts”.
July 25, 2012 at 3:12 pm
Shut up, you thumbed that up because you wanna rent a Regretsy room with me. In Regretsy universe, thumbs up are the equivalent of Jack & Cokes. And I am a girl whose daddy didn’t hug her enough.
July 25, 2012 at 4:00 pm
What about it, Helen? Can you “put us in a room”?
July 25, 2012 at 4:04 pm
Don’t listen to him, Helen. There’d be glitter, dead fish, and tears everywhere. No good can come of this.
July 25, 2012 at 4:07 pm
But I already packed my teddy bear semen!
July 25, 2012 at 4:10 pm
Oh, you’re bringing Semen? Well, that just changes everything.
July 25, 2012 at 4:12 pm
I wish I could rent more thumbs ups for that.
July 25, 2012 at 6:29 pm
You wouldn’t have to. Just invite an audience.
July 25, 2012 at 3:08 pm
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July 25, 2012 at 3:14 pm
I’m not sure if I’m offended or aroused. It’s all very confusing.
July 25, 2012 at 3:27 pm
I didn’t mean to offend nor arouse anyone XD
it’s just gravity doing it’s job… damn you gravity!
July 25, 2012 at 3:37 pm
Damn you, gravity, you sexy bitch, you.
July 25, 2012 at 4:01 pm
Gravity is the great equalizer.
July 25, 2012 at 6:04 pm
Is she about to kiss the statute?
July 25, 2012 at 9:53 pm
After seeing what nutcases it attracted, Mary probably chewed the hand off herself.
July 26, 2012 at 8:05 am
I’m scared of her arm hair. She has a lot of arm hair…
July 25, 2012 at 1:54 pm
July 25, 2012 at 1:56 pm
Totally needs to be a .GIF
Glitter tears just doesn’t seem right when it’s not obnoxiously animated!
July 25, 2012 at 2:12 pm
July 25, 2012 at 2:15 pm
I like it how the tear explodes. Much like my ability to eat fish after seeing this picture.
July 25, 2012 at 9:54 pm
I thought it was a fart?
July 25, 2012 at 2:40 pm
Ice Tea, meet laptop.
July 25, 2012 at 3:01 pm
Fixed, definitely fixed.
July 25, 2012 at 2:00 pm
So this is what it sounds like when fish cry…
July 25, 2012 at 1:55 pm
I think we’re all “OPEN and FREE Enough to be NAKED in PUBLIC!” But we’re also free -not- to be.
July 25, 2012 at 2:03 pm
But you are NOT free to take shitty pictures and pass them off as art. Says so in The Bill Of Rights. WHAT ARE AMERICAN SCHOOLS EVEN TEACHING THESE DAYS???
August 2, 2012 at 11:22 am
Professor Kirke, is that you?
July 25, 2012 at 2:44 pm
Those most willing to be naked in public are usually those who most shouldn’t.
July 25, 2012 at 1:57 pm
At least the last photo was taken by a decent camera!
July 25, 2012 at 2:04 pm
That “At the Hand of the Mother” pic looks like the tail-end of an acid trip that went horribly awry.
July 25, 2012 at 2:13 pm
Or incredibly well, depending on perspective. (Objectum sexuality anyone?) Oh, here: http://www.objectum-sexuality.org/
So you don’t have to Google it.
July 25, 2012 at 2:32 pm
Easy Rider . . . the scene in the cemetery in New Orleans.
July 25, 2012 at 4:07 pm
Reminds me of that tripping-acid-scene-in-the-cemetery from the movie Easy Rider (not to be confused with the porn mag, Easy Rider).
July 25, 2012 at 4:08 pm
See comment right above you.
July 25, 2012 at 4:12 pm
Curse my slow fingers.
July 25, 2012 at 4:13 pm
Oh, I just looked at the time stamp, that’s quite a difference. I swear it wasn’t there before. Really I do!
July 25, 2012 at 4:13 pm
See every fifth comment on this thread.
July 25, 2012 at 4:47 pm
Or a ferociously horrible wombynly version of the cemetery scene in Easy Rider.
July 25, 2012 at 2:04 pm
On #2 – This is in no way a judgment of this person’s appearance, but is that a boob or a moob? I honestly can’t tell this person’s gender from that picture. Is that part of the art? I guess I’m just to darn plebeian to appreciate the artistic process.
July 25, 2012 at 2:08 pm
I Googled plebian and learned a new word and yay Regretsy teaching me thangs.
July 25, 2012 at 2:40 pm
I thought the same thing, and then thought, you know, it really doesn’t matter: it’s just crap.
July 25, 2012 at 2:12 pm
Ermahgerd, berbs!
July 25, 2012 at 2:12 pm
I’m sorry. This meme has taken over my brain. *hangs head*
July 25, 2012 at 3:07 pm
ERMAHGERD I KNER! U NERD TER CHERK THERS ERT: http://ermahgerd.jmillerdesign.com/#!/translate
July 25, 2012 at 5:27 pm
THIN ERS, U HERV TER KNER DA INLERSH TER SER DA TRERNSLERTERN
July 25, 2012 at 2:22 pm
Dear MoonCat,
If you ever “find” that hand, promise you will never tell us about it.
Sincerely,
Decency
July 25, 2012 at 2:33 pm
July 25, 2012 at 2:41 pm
The Mary and Mary chain!
July 25, 2012 at 2:34 pm
When Life hands you Lemons, stick them on your butt and slap a fish next to them.
July 25, 2012 at 2:40 pm
Hey now.
July 25, 2012 at 2:42 pm
I am going to use this as my new motto from now on.
July 25, 2012 at 5:42 pm
Now this is something that needs to be on a cross stitch.
August 2, 2012 at 11:24 am
I don’t want your damn lemons!
July 25, 2012 at 2:44 pm
DAT FISH
July 25, 2012 at 2:50 pm
I finally understand the flipping tables. “Fuck this shit” was definitely uttered right after “Are you fucking kidding me?” Because no one is kidding, and there is even less crafting. Do not even bullshit about this being art. It’s called needing to pay rent and don’t want to go to the effort that porn models make on grooming.
July 25, 2012 at 2:57 pm
at least #3 admitted that she’s in desperate need of money.
July 25, 2012 at 2:58 pm
Also, anal bleaching is one helluva process to endure just to make it in the porn biz.
July 25, 2012 at 3:00 pm
from experience? *raise an eyebrow*
July 25, 2012 at 3:08 pm
Guilty!
July 25, 2012 at 3:18 pm
GAH SHUT UP, MATT. I thought that was just between us…
July 25, 2012 at 9:57 pm
I thought it was that 3rd person between the two of you??
July 25, 2012 at 3:16 pm
*cough*
July 25, 2012 at 4:02 pm
“Does he or doesn’t he? Only your Anal Bleacher knows for sure…”
July 25, 2012 at 4:06 pm
You’re one of them “FASCINATING PERVERTS”, you do know that, right?
July 25, 2012 at 4:10 pm
That’s what the State of Rhode Island court system says.
July 25, 2012 at 5:44 pm
Even by objectum-sexuality standards, the State of Rhode Island court system is overdoing it a bit much, mister.
July 25, 2012 at 2:54 pm
Is it EVER warm enough in Montana to be naked with a stone statue outdoors?!? I suppose it warm enough anywhere if you augment your blood stream with enough chemical compounds.
July 25, 2012 at 2:59 pm
there are some drugs that increase body heat that you don’t need any clothing middle of the winter.
July 25, 2012 at 3:06 pm
Posted by a ginger who doesn’t shave often. Ha!
July 25, 2012 at 3:21 pm
See now, this is what I was wondering. She’s all slick as a baby’s ass in all the places it’s actually difficult to shave, but she skips the pits? The fuck is this?
July 25, 2012 at 4:21 pm
I call it “ironic statement grooming.”
July 25, 2012 at 9:59 pm
I thought that the pony-play tail was worn in the back?
July 25, 2012 at 3:53 pm
why would I pay for something that’s on the internet for free?
July 25, 2012 at 4:10 pm
“Ass with lemon slices and fish is not free” on my Interwebs, alas. It’s strictly pay-per-fish.
July 25, 2012 at 4:54 pm
Because you might someday find yourself on a boat drifting helplessly North 750 miles from shore with nobody but the cat and Old Sven where there’s no wifi and your laptop batteries have corroded from salt air?
July 25, 2012 at 10:04 pm
Why would I pay for something that’s on my body for free?
August 2, 2012 at 11:27 am
You’re wearing a fish and lemon slices, too?
….darn now I’m gonna have to change.
July 25, 2012 at 5:04 pm
“Over 200 personally taken pics of me (sans clothes
. In desperate need of money. Any ideas please send my way! Interested in seeing more of something let me know!! These are sent by email as a link to my Picasa. You can view and download.”
Someone in China is going to buy the link to the 200 pics on Picasa, download, and sell new link on an NYC street corner for $3.00.
July 25, 2012 at 5:28 pm
I love the guy having a fundraiser for himself.
July 25, 2012 at 5:29 pm
Err, girl.
July 25, 2012 at 5:54 pm
Buy the girl a razor for her hairy pits.
July 25, 2012 at 7:04 pm
Nothing like half-assed desperate amateur porn to give one a raging soft-on.
July 25, 2012 at 7:08 pm
Stay classy Etsy!
July 25, 2012 at 7:25 pm
Ugh. Just…ugh.
July 25, 2012 at 8:22 pm
I can’t tell if the seller of the second photo (“Thanks for liberating ME!!”) is supposed to be a faux feminist or idiot nudist. :c
July 25, 2012 at 8:46 pm
And is she hanging from the ceiling, or did she just forget to rotate the pic 90 degrees?
July 25, 2012 at 10:04 pm
Not only is her position REALLY weird but, if you crop out her head, you are left with what looks like a fat arm with a very bad mosquito bite (not slamming fat or small boobs – I own a pair of the latter- but the sexy factor is lost if you think that you are looking at bug bites).
July 26, 2012 at 2:41 am
finally I find a reason to like etsy’s way of directing people out of your shop *sarcasm*
if you click on the fish pic the item is expired so etsy takes you to “similar items by other sellers” which aren’t so very similar in my eyes
http://www.etsy.com/listing/93209430/fish
July 26, 2012 at 8:53 am
As soon as I saw the first picture, I recognized the girl. She’s one of my dear friends.
July 26, 2012 at 2:01 pm
Nyotaimori- you’re doin’ it wrong.
July 27, 2012 at 6:25 am
I logged in just to “Like” this comment. (Yes, I had to look it up.)
July 26, 2012 at 4:34 pm
I find it interesting that while some people think, “I’m in desperate need of money! I should sell some of my old junk!” or “I should cut up some old clothes and make pillow covers out of them and sell them!” or “Maybe I could ask a friend to lend me this week’s rent money!”, other people just instantly think “Well, looks like it’s time to sell my dignity on the internet!”
Also, the third girl totally took a picture with her mobile and made no effort whatsoever. The *VERY LEAST* you could do is SELL YOUR DIGNITY WITH SOME DIGNITY. GOSH.
July 27, 2012 at 8:56 pm
The last one looks like it’s actually a decent quality picture kinda makes me wonder why this person doesn’t just make a quick, more dignified buck, by selling stock photos? I mean clearly they’ve got money to throw around, wasting cash on a perfectly good fish they’re just going to lay on their ass.