Dharampreet Ravinderpal on line 1
Tired of sending thoughtful gifts that your friends actually enjoy receiving?
Why not send a singing telegram from TajTunes?
For only $6.99, you can send a thoroughly awful singing telegram to anyone you choose. Poorly written, badly sung and completely indecipherable, TajTunes are a triple threat!
Here’s a sample from the “Congratulations” collection:
Who knew cookies were such a big part of Indian culture? That must be why those rats are always drinking milk in the temples.
And would you look at the expression on that poor bastard’s face? I think he’s feeling around for the sturdiest part of the tree to throw the rope over so he can hang himself.
Isn’t that fantastic? They’ll even make an mp3 of the whole thing and email it to you, so you can hear your horrified friend trying to get off the phone so they drive over to your house and shit in your gas tank.
Still not convinced?
Then how about this special message for a valuable employee?
I THINK I FOUND YOUR NEW RINGTONE
And if you think that’s depressing, I have more bad news for you. I found this site 5 years ago, and I still sing this fucking song at least once a week to anyone who will listen. Enjoy!
TajTunes also offers birthday greetings, messages of love, get well soon and lots more! Head on over and enjoy the selection.
You won’t be sari!