This post first appeared on Regretsy on August 15, 2011.
I think this item was meant to be sold with a pair of used panties on Ebay.
Hey Helen, in addition to thumbs up and thumbs down buttons can we get a Huh? button to click?
The snark is not with me.
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In the immortal words of Miley
“Everybody makes mistakes
Everybody has those days
Everybody knows what, what I’m talkin? ’bout
Everybody gets that way, yeah!”
no love for Miley I see…
Sometimes “like” and “don’t like” aren’t enough choices. I also thought of “WTF” but if that got repurposed, who would DIY get to meet?
You’re fine. I got it.
You should probably be worried right now.
GE – We Bring Good Things To Wife
Caution: objects in this mirror may appear bigger and better looking than they are…
I wish Etsy had a big neon sign above such listings that screamed “GARAGE SALE”
And there goes breakfast…
Because you got caught up in the masturbating? It should be OK as long as you finish before the kids come downstairs.
Try taking yourself out for a nice dinner. You know, add alittle romance first.
I often look at myself in the mirror while in the kitchen.
Nothing is sexier than looking at one’s self while cleaning the drains with drain cleaner, putting away the kitchen knives, or forgetting to put cups in the dishwasher,
and if you are having a bad hair day, that’s when the kitchen knife set comes in handy…
It has 4 settings for your “4 looks: evening, office, home, daytime…”
which one do I use if I am at my home office during the daytime?
The French tickler.
If you’re anything like me, if you’re at your home office in the daytime, you haven’t looked in the mirror at all lately.
You’re not alone! I’m at home working on commissions and hangin’ with the kids and I’m a hot mess. I just scared off a Jehovah’s Witness with ambiance alone. Usually it takes a clever line or some slight creeping, but today he just backed up and crossed our name off his list.
Don’t know whether to be amused or offended.
Turn the dial to 11.
It would be ALOT more interesting if it had 4 settings for your vibrator: evening, office, home and daytime.
The newer model of this make up mirror has 3 additional settings: amusement park, grocery store and midafternooner.
I just wish I could reach into the mirror and drink the drain cleaner right now.
A plug-in vibrator? What, is that vintage, too?
the threat of electrocution during a lightning storm makes it all the more exciting!
If the vibrator is AC/DC it can be used multipurpose.
In the context of this conversation, bringing up AC/DC requires me to post this song.
Battery-operated vibes are weaksauce. Heck, my Wahl is modded to up the buzz, and I don’t even have a vagina.
Y’know, in keeping with the TMI theme…
Apparantly, the Hitachi Magic Wands have enough power to sand the finish right off your car.
Not sure if I want to ask how you know this.
actually “what brand of vibrator should I buy? is a fairly common question in the forums.
I’m doing an MA in psychology right now, and in one of the case studies we read for my last class, they described a young couple that was working through the wife’s difficulty getting to orgasm.
They were worried about going to their cabin on vacation, because it doesn’t have electricity, and what were they going to do without their cool new vibrator?
I recommended in my write-up that they get some battery-powered toys. I think the professor was a little taken aback.
(I’m not even interested in being a sex therapist, but if I’m expected to research all the ways this woman could have become sexually ‘dysfunctional’, is it really so extreme for me to also point out that if vibrators work for her, they don’t have to plug into the wall?)
Maybe she needs a non-battery powered girlfriend?
in all honesty, that would’ve been my solution. why was your professor so shocked by it? i haz a confused.
I frequently bring it with me into the kitchen, on my way to fetch a cucumber from the produce drawer.
I’ve heard of the electric pickle but the electric cucumber is new.
Might I direct your attention to:
Hell, just google “cucumber vibrators”.
The electric slide is for the pros.
is this Stuart Smalley’s mirror??
“I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.”
At least she’s honest.
Honesty is not a virtue in this situation.
Huh. I might know the seller…
God damn I resent having the same name.
This is reminding me uncomfortably of an ebay listing I saw while looking for a pair of mary jane shoes one time. This was years ago, when I was less internet savvy. I came across a listing for mary janes that seemed perfectly normal, except for the description which was written in baby-talk. It claimed to be a big sister selling her little sister’s shoes, because their “mama” said they were too mature for the youngster. Then it said that the shoes smelled like “stinky feet.” *shudder* No one was bidding on them, thank goodness.
There’s a sub-culture for shoes and socks like that. I believe we covered this a few weeks ago on another thread.
on top of the spit take the TMI moment gave me (berry smoothy came off of my keyboard surprisingly well, btw), i like the glimpse we’ve gotten into James’s kitchen counter. not obsessively tidy, nor very messy. a real person. with a nice shiny butter dish.
Please, someone buy this thing! She probably hasn’t left her house in years if she’s so excited by a mirror, that battery powered dildos can no longer keep up with her.
(after thought): I’d hate to see her electric bill
Somebody did. Makes me wonder if the extra socket for the vibrator was the big selling point.
Pretty sure I don’t want a used mirror some stranger with unknown disease and personal hygiene status has been plugging their vibrator into. Oh well, at least we know she uses some kind of household spray cleaner, so her countertops are probably above reproach.
This may come as a shock, but you probably live in a HOME where some stranger with unknown disease and personal hygiene status has plugged their vibrator into the outlets. It’s easier to disinfect a mirror.
Possible, but highly unlikely. An elderly farmer lived here before we did.
I noticed that HKApril didn’t need to add one of her comments this time. It does speak volumes for itself. In fact, it speaks a little too much.
And before you think “narcissism” is the problem with this person, have you ever considered that there may be legitimately a reason why she gets excited by her own reflection? It is altogether possible that she may be in love with herself, and doggone it, has no room for other people in her life.
Certainly lowers the grocery bills.
She’s married to the Keds guy so she has to come up with ways to entertain herself.
Anyone else follow the link to Etsy and realize the shop owner is male? I’m not saying men can’t use vibrators, but I feel like this is somewhat noteworthy
I understand where this one is coming from. I also get totally turned on when I see that my pores are the size of Cadillacs and that my crows feet are getting longer. Rawr.
I don’t want to know if this woman’s ejaculate was cleaned off this mirror before it went up for sale.. Looks a bit crusty with bajingo juice.
Are the dimensions for the vibrator or the mirror?
I was wondering the same thing. I got all tingly reading about them.
I do the same thing! That is until the other people in the breakroom at work get pissy about it…
I will only buy this if it’s paired with the heart shaped placenta stained memory foam matress!!!!
Perhaps it’s because I’m not a particularly attractive person but is getting all sexually excited a normal response to seeing your reflection in a mirror? That seems a bit off to me…
“Measures: 13″ tall x 11″ wide & 2″ thick.”
Are those the measurements for the mirror or the vibrator? The seller makes it confusing considering where they’re listed.
I used to have one of these. I understand what she’s saying – it has a rose-tint setting (I think it was the ‘evening’ setting) that really did make one look rather fetching. It was about as useful as a chocolate teapot for actual grooming tasks but shit… you could stare at yourself for hours in the sunset glow.
YOU need this.
This freakin thing sold.
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