Some piece of shit wire hanger from the dry cleaner wrapped in a dish rag
being on the rag is a bad thing on your wedding day
I’m gonna buy that bitch a hanger. Bitches love hangers.
I can help you with that
You’ve got enough there for a wedding ceremony at the Unification Church. Rev. Sun Myung Moon will be very pleased…now, go and stand next to a random man that the reverend chose as your husband and be a good wife.
NO! WIRE! HANGERRRRRRRS!
This might work if you are married in a bikini.
Anything more substantial than that would fold this thing like origami.
Not to mention the muslin fiber lint balls getting all over your dress. Stylish addition to that hobo-chic wedding!
I went into a shabby cottage once. But I never once saw muslin rag hangers, or even rhinestones in said cottage.
Not to be a Practical Peggy, but if you’re using a wire hanger wrapped in muslin to hang your wedding dress, those shoulder marks are going to be a bitch to get out.
Thank God Joan Crawford isn’t alive to see this.
Glad I saw this comment. Going through this thread and seeing no Joan Crawford comments would’ve left me sad and disappointed in all of you. LeeLoo does not disappoint.
I was feeling kind of good today as I made my 75th sale! I just looked at this woman’s shop of laterally-cycled crap, only to find she’s closing in on 200 sales.
I only have $3 to my name until pay day, after that… You’ll have SEVENTY-SIX sales!
What?! Really? I’m so flattered! I look forward to it!
I really could’ve done without the last four words in your first paragraph.
“Luxurious” and “ragged” should not be in the same sentence together when describing something.
and how the hell do you luxuriously wrap something? Are you wearing a mink stole and satin elbow gloves while crafting?
Wait, is that weird? Asking for a friend.
It’s only weird if you aren’t doing it in a barn, nekkid.
I do lots of things in barns nekkid. Wrapping wire coat hangers in ratty fabric is not any of them. I’ll have to diversify my nekkid barn activities, it seems.
So…What’s with all the Wedding themed posts? Hmmm?
Must be hobo mating season.
Hobos like to get it in the caboose.
But they call it “Poon Farr” and fight to the death over the girl with car parts.
Those areas underneath highway overpasses are surprisingly romantic when you’re hammered on Boone’s Farm. I smell a destination wedding!
Wait. No, I guess I smell something else.
Let’s go over it again. 1st tree, hanger for ragged coats, 2nd tree, leave your stick and bandana, 3rd tree, mens room. (Ladies is behind the shrubbery).
Well, it’s not the worst way to use a wire hanger on your wedding day, I guess.
And marginally less damaging to the dress.
Hang on a sec – let me see if I can get the hang of this.
Hang it all! I’m just gonna hang it up.
Buy this hanger or the terrycloths have won.
There is a honeymoon/abortion joke here somewhere…
“…You think that sheet is stained now?…”
The coveted “double whammy” of thumbs down! You and me, Jandi – too much for Regresty. On a Tuesday. You know we’d own it on Friday, though.
I’ve noticed different obscenity thresholds based on day or night. The night shift here is more easily offended and p.c., I’ve found.
I would have thumbs upped an ACTUAL honeymoon abortion joke. I’m just thumbs downing the lack of effort. =)
Her stuff is so Hobo Chic. I hear hobo weddings are all the rage on etsy. Because of…you know…their uniqueness.
At least her title is somewhat accurate. She has the “shabby” part right.
Where’s Joan Crawford when you need her?
I though normal people just hung their wedding dresses on regular old hangers…
Ways this item could have been improved:
1) a more substantial hanger, perhaps (gasp) handmade, should have been used. There is no way this is a ‘heavyweight’ hanger. Wedding dresses are heavy bitches, what with all the sequins, beads, tulle, and lace. Tiny wire hangers don’t like heavy things.
2) a nicer wrapping material. I’m not opposed to the white muslin, but this is a terrible job. Can we get some careful crochet and lace up in this bitch?
3) Detaching the butterfly and selling it as a hair ornament–it’s the only moderately attractive part of this ensemble.
4) Throwing the whole project out or using it to present a sweater to someone you really hate. An ugly sweater.
Once it crumples under the weight of a wedding gown, it could be repurposed for a back alley abortion. o.<"
No love for abortion humor today. Try again Friday.
Maybe it will be more pertinent if the elephant wins.
I kinda like it. I’ll hang my wedding bikini on it, as brilliantly suggested above.
Wedding bikini consists of luxuriantly torn strips of muslin, strategically placed.
You’re having a A&E themed wedding? With naughty nurses as your bridesmaids?
Inspired by LeeLoo just out of the tank?
I say we hang the wedding dress on the cake topper from the last post and shove the hanger “TV aerial-style” into the cake. That will improve the reception!
Improve the reception – that, and free drinks.
Meant to add that to Zippy’s comment above.
Let’s all give LeeLoo a multipass on that one.
Ha! Thank you!
*snort* I say “Mooltipass!” in my head every time I see LeeLoo’s name.
Ugh, you guys are missing the trees for the forest!
It’s hanging upon WOOD PANELING!!!
I mean, honestly, it’s an Etsy Epic Win. Or “EEW”, for short.
wood paneling != barnwood, you hayseed.
So from now on, when we post EEW! as a comment in the Etsy forums, the cupcakes can’t be upset because we’re actually giving them a compliment!
Well, you could give the bride to be this luxurious coat hanger at her bridal shower, and then there would be no need for a wedding.
Found the dresses that go on that hangar
Let’s hope that Walmart keeps their bags mostly white or else the wedding dress will be…
Holy Moses on a Matzo, what am I saying? It’s a dress made from fucking shopping bags. What does it matter what color Walmart bags are?
Oh, wait. I forgot about the bridesmaids.
Definitely! You don’t want them upstaging you with Saks Fifth Avenue shirt boxes or something, after all.
I hear our president is a secret muslin.
I know, our president must be the spawn of satin!
Does that comment mean you don’t cotton to him?
No, because he’s read the works of Vladimir Ilyich Linen.
I was unaware that there was a “focal point” on a wire coat hanger.
I am learning so much during my visits here.
There, I fixed the title for ya!
I can’t be the only person who read that as ‘secret muslim.’ And all I could think was “I doubt that hanger could support the weight of a burqua, never mind a Western-style wedding dress.”
Yep, that’s what I read: secret muslim.
THIS is the most-depressing thing I have ever seen on regretsy. I must now so self-medicate with boxed wine.
That’s the focal point? When you were desperately searching through your vintage, repurposed, upcycled basket of potential vintage focal points, that one, the thing that doesn’t really look like a butterfly with, what, a tie pin in the middle, that was the absolute best you could come up with?
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