Ooh, something for my daughter for her bat mitzvah!
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Well, I am sitting in Berlin reading and looking at this, and I reckon, by the artefacts left in this city, that if Eva had had a chance this would not have been it.
Everyone knows why Hitler used the brown pants.
I, DarkSock, am now regrettably compelled to share my combination Olestra/World War 2 Haiku collection:
Seig Heil Olestra
Anal leaks uber alles
Heil der Farterland
Hitler in brown shorts
Hirohito Frito spurts
Aryan junk food
Stains will last a thousand years
Wagner butt thunder
Explosions at dawn
Pearl Harbor in my Jockeys
Olean sneak attack
Olestra drips over France
I know I’m new here, but I…I have no words. Are they saying Hitler is the shit?
The meaning behind any piece of modern artwork is derived as much from the viewer’s interpretation as from the artist’s intention.
So another way to answer your question would be: Do you think Hitler is the shit? Because if you’re willing to purchase the painting, the artist would probably be cool with your thinking that.
Artwork is such a strong word there…
Also, no, I don’t. So no worry of me purchasing this item.
What if we sweeten the deal and throw in a bunch of terrible crafts that look like vaginas?
In terms of quality of artwork…I feel a LOT better about how I represent perspective. That floor looks like it’s very steeply sloping, the boots look made out of paper (and like duck feet i.e. no thickness in the shoe), the swastika pattern on the wall behind the toliet does not recede or flatten although that wall is supposed to be perpendicular to the other, and DAMN IT THE STUPID HAT IS BELOW OUR LINE OF VISION (the horizon line) AND THUS WE SHOULD SEE THE TOP OF THE GODDAMNED HAT. They couldn’t even do the hat right. I hope this person isn’t really left handed. I’m a lefty and this fucking embarasses me. They couldn’t even do a tongue in cheek genocide-dictator on the hole portrait right! Someone needs to watch some fucking tutorials and sketch from posemaniacs for 2 years!
It’s primative volksart in the style of Großmutter Moises.
Wrong arm, too. What, is he a hipster now.
I hadn’t even noticed that, but now it’s even worse.
I notice the watermark says “The Left-Handed Monkey”, so maybe that explains it.
I’m thinking this is a complete win. I would totally hang this painting in my bathroom.
By far the most disturbing part of this is not the fact that someone painted Hitler taking a shit…it’s gotta be the fact that they actually thought about how Hitler’s bathroom is decorated.
New challenge for Design Star?
Would that be the White Race Challenge?
What? You guys have never read Hitler’s startling book…Mein Kaka?
I know they are making fun of Hitler, but still–can you imagine this hanging as art in someone’s house? Even as satire, it is inappropriate.
OK so you must be new here too.
Oh no, I’ve been here since the very beginning. It was just that a lot of things we see here _could_ be seen in someone’s collection…no matter how bizarre. This, however, I couldn’t imagine anyone displaying it, even as a joke.
People apparently took me much more serious than I had intended to be.
But that’s okay…I can deal.
If you think this is offensive, please take my advice and never, EVER click on anything that is tagged “goatse” or “blue waffle”. You’ll thank me later.
Or TUB GIRL. I’ve avoided that and Blue Waffle so far. Goatse, a la Regretsy is great. The original? No.
oh my god! tub girl! that was… *gag*
I’ll take your word for it.
Agreed. I’ve managed to weather most of the gross out vids/pics, but Tub Girl and Two Girls, One Cup are the only ones that literally made me gag and X out of the window ASAP.
Freaky. My friends and I were making bullshit movies last night with Nazis in them, and “Heil Shitler” was a recurring theme.
It’s as if this painting were meant for you, huh?
Either this wallpaper goes or I do.
So that’s what Hitler’s bathroom looked like. I never always wondered.
Try as he might, Hitler could not get his bowels to invade the toilet.
Someone get that dictator a poop box, STAT!
Seriously, who shits with their coat on? He took off the boots, but left the coat? It’s like Costanza in Bizzaro-world.
The boots had to come off so he could grip with his toes!
If this had been him on the posters and the parades, and all my countrymen still fell for it, the war should have been over in 6 days and I’m gonna rewrite propaganda music forever.
“It’s a short way to Tipperary…”
Hitler removes his boots to shit. Who knew?
Have you NEVER read a history text book?
What bothers me most here… is the feet.
Hitler had some HUGE feet apparently… well… not HUGE… but freakishly wide.
How do they possibly fit in those stylish boots he needed to remove to, apparently, vacate his bowels.
where is his left foot?
wow…. good point…so many new questions!
How does he walk?
Why does he need two boots?
The list could go on!
Why does he shave his legs?
Why did he go commando? Heimler, I could understand, but Hitler?
Underwear was invented by Jews as a place to hide money and yarmulkes from Nazis, Mugsy. Hitler hated underwear, panties, thongs and boxers.
In college Psych 101 I learned that Hitler had only one testicle. This has been known to correlate with an interest in completion / perfection / structure — for example, such people often become architects.
Hitler actually had both testicles. Mao, on the other hand, was a uni-baller.
Hey, does it really matter what brand of ballpoint pens Mao used? I don’t see how that shows anything of the character of the man.
The penis mightier than the sword.
There’s no proof either way– Hitler’s doctor, Morrell, had more access to Hitler’s body than anyone and even he wasn’t allowed to go down there. It was his response during interrogation.
What we DO know, however, is Hitler had horrendous digestive problems, and this picture isn’t far from the truth. He had some kind of insane IBS and horrible gas, and was in a great deal of pain. It’s a mathematical and historical certainty that at some point Hitler had a cringing, sweat-inducing shit in uniform. Probably several times.
There are some excellent books– my favorite is a biography of Eva Braun– I review it on the blog that’s linked in my name.
“The Lost Life of Eva Braun”– sorry, it’s the vicodin. And I’m not even saying that to sound cool- it really is.
Aha, thanks for the correction!
What bothers me most is the wallpaper on the wall behind the toilet.
1. That is a mirror, and Hitler, as well as the toilet, are vampires.
2. The bathroom actually continues behind him for a while. The entire High Command may be back there somewhere.
If it weren’t for the swastikas, I’d have thought it was some random Chinese military official.
Who is he trying to high-five?
I was thinking more along the lines of the necessary defensive posture when the only open public stall doesn’t lock.
Now I see what his problem was. He did not read on the crapper!
Why didn’t somebody bring him some damn magazines?!
i don’t think hitler would’ve used a nazi flag as a shower mat, but i didn’t think this existed either – http://www.intlgiftshop.com/product/22237305/american-flag-small-doormat
soooo, i guess it’s plausible?
“An item for the REAL PATRIOT. Something for those who think the flag still stands for FREEDOM!”…An item people stand on an patriotically wipe the dogshit off their shoes before entering your very patriotic domicile.
It’s an item about as respectful as using the flag to patch the crotch of some stank hippie’s pants…People don’t respect doormats.
Sub-title of the painting: “The Invasion of Bowland”
In an early sign of his grand intentions, on St Patrick’s day 1936 Hitler’s advanced troops annexed the wax ring, and closet flange.
Looks like he’s having trouble with his shitzkrieg.
If there ever were a spider on his wall, he’d never see it.
That rug is so familiar… Looks like somebody’s been shopping at Anthropologie!
I like the gallows toilet paper holder.
He should be reading Mein Kampf.
He should be reading “Everybody Poops”.
(Unless They’re an Android.)
Is this the first in the series of Genocidal Dictators on Toilets?
What’s next…Pol Trots?
and then move on to:
Leon “The Back Door” Trotsky
I’m glad it clarifies that it’s “an ORIGINAL” oil painting of Hitler taking a shit. At first, I was sure it was a copy of all those other paintings of Hitler taking a shit.
I’d only consider buying if the belt matched the boots.
Can we have this as a “view it in a room”? Like maybe Mel Gibsons house?
Someone give RG a cookie. WIN.
A THOUSAND INTERNETS FOR YOU
What really went on at the Beer Hall Putsch.
The aftermath of the Beer Hall Putsch, surely? I mean, we all know what happens when you drink too much cheap nasty beer.
I love this so much. I don’t have anything schmarmy to say; I adore this. Someone pass me $250.
Silly Hitler. Kyle’s not in the bathroom. Why are you looking for him in there?
What? No swastikas on the toilet paper? Because that’s really all they’re good for…
Also, he’s not heiling. He’s calling for his servants to wipe his ass.
am i the only one who thought he was somehow making his poop go upwards through his body to magically exit his left palm in a puff of brown smoke?
Yes. You’re the only one.
Boots off: check. One sock on: check. It’s all good except that the back of his jacket is curled under his ass and he is, presumably, shitting on it.
Man, I hate when that happens, don’t you?
Ich Bien Lieber Doody!
Can someone gift this to the governor of Maine?
Anyone else notice that his right knee looks like breasts? Anyone? Is it just me?
My mother used to swear blind that Hitler got off shitting on Eva Braun’s chest. I never found out how she knew this or why she was so convinced it was true, but I think she would have looked at this painting and gone “You see? I told you. He was into shit”.
I shared this on my Facebook wall. Not one comment or like…I need better friends.
The Turd Reich?
This is strange and wonderful.
Maybe he should have put his favorite opera on to help relax him. It is, of course, die Freischeisse.
So that’s how he invented his chemical warfare weapons!
He’s a foot short.
Because nothing says “fine art” quite like painting the edges of a pre-stretched canvas.
Evidently, the fibre Hitler got from his partially vegetarian diet was not enough to ease the strain.
Mea culpa if this has already been acknowledged, but as per the picture Adolph isn’t wearing underpants. I never would have taken him for a free-baller.
♫ I haven’t been this happy since the end of number 2… ♫
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