This post first appeared on Regretsy on August 8, 2011.
Heh heh heh. You said “titular.”
Things like this are the best reason to make a Kickstarter. Because I need this. And someone else needs to pay for it. Cool?
Awesome! I want that for my garden. I’m only short about $5,975.
You’ve more loot than me.
may I borrow $20?
It’s an almost perfect balance between totally awesome and amazingly awful. Neither can win.
I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO…GIVE ME TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE…AND $6000 TO PAY FOR THIS…
Beavis and Butthead 3-D in marble…did anyone else just feel the earth tremble?
Could have been an epic fart.
Heh, heh…that would be cool…
I wonder if the artist take Futurama commissions. My flower bed is just begging for Hypnotoad!
But only if it comes complete with sound effects button and holographic eyes. Or maybe eyes that move with solar power. Something.
This is what Etsy was supposed to be for! Genius.
Lord of the Harvest…love that episode.
And he said unto the people “I am Cornholio; I need TP for my bunghole.” -Luke 3:26
Item was removed by the seller. IDK why, it was skillfully made & beautiful!
This is a repost from last year. It’s still for sale, now for $15K.
$1K for each station…
Interesting. The seller has sold 3 works, 2 in 2010 and one in March 2011 and yet somehow assumes that increasing the price by 130% will make it more desirable to the people who wouldn’t pay $6,000 for it.
I’m in awe in those incredible Marketing-savvy people. I’ll never understand it…or pay this character for anything he does.
He had 2 sales in 2010 (1 a negative) and 1 in March 2011. This has been featured on Regretsy’s page AND Facebook page and didn’t sell at $6,000, so he hiked up the price by 133% to $15,000.
Maybe he really doesn’t want to sell it.
Say, anybody else getting the mobile site version of Regretsy if they use the link from the RSS feed?
I did. But you can easily switch it from on to off at the bottom to get the not-mobile view. Hopefully it will remember this preference.
This is amazing. Being made in marble means this thing can last for centuries, long after the animation cells deteriorate and the vestiges of Beavis and Butthead fade from cultural memory. People might wonder who these ‘gods’ were that we worshipped! ;D
That frightens me.
So we jump from Jesus laid in the tomb to worshiping the new media? I think we may have missed a station or two along the way. Like, maybe Steamboat Willy? Bugs Bunny? Scooby Do? (Can you tell I kinda predate the Beavis/Butthead generation?)
Bugs Bunny had fans, the Kardashians have worshippers.
Perhaps the “new media” bit refers to the most recent generation of media, that has been instilled with the paradigm of celebrity, the nature of which has been altered so dramatically since the 60′s and 70′s.
People have always liked their entertainment/media, but now our lives are dominated by it instead of accompanied by it.
…just my contribution to the existential part of the discussion!
A sign of the Apocalypse. The two headed Beast rose from beneath the earth spouting the words “Dumbass, Dillhole, Fartknocker”…
I had to create an account here on Regretsy to tell you that YOU, yes YOU have won the internets for this comment. Congratulations!
So. Flipping. Awesome.
As a Catholic, I’m probably going to Hell for laughing at this.
That’s OK. You’re balanced out by me, a Jew with a fondness for Church history and art, who’s looking at it and going, what? Huh? Nooooo!
MTV on the Halfshell
dude. worth every cent.
Wait. For $6,000, I at least expect a COMPLETE SET of the Stations of the Cross.
Does this make Daria the Virgin Mary lawn statue?
According to this page, the first fourteen stations are apparently non-satirical. So, you are supposed to walk down the fourteen stations (wasn’t there 12?) and then out of the blue, also done in marble, you are blessed by Beavis and Butthead (blessed: see their hands?).
I can see people buying this as a joke. I think for $15,000 (the current price), the joke’s on the buyer.
I can answer that. There used to be 12. They’ve been redone and rearranged, with new stations.
$15,000.00 is a bit rich for my blood, but I do adore this in a special, oh-so-sacrilegious way.
I guess the revised 14 stations is part of Crucifixion 2.0. The amended version with B&B blessing make it Crucifixion 2.1.
Well, bless my soul.
so my plan is to be cremated and blow around in the wind… but if i can get this beauty for my tombstone, i’ll be buried under this for evah!
At that price, Beavis should be in profile!
“Both project were very involved and took extension research.”
Only if Laverne and Shirley had twins..
“Heh heh, heh heh, it’s not mass, it’s ASS!”
I pity the Catholic priest that molests Beavis and Butthead. I can so see them getting drunk on sacramental wine.
“Heh heh, he said virgin.”
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