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Mike Judge Not

This post first appeared on Regretsy on August 8, 2011.

Heh heh heh. You said “titular.”

44 comments on Mike Judge Not

  1. MockingbirdDont
    July 14, 2012 at 9:34 am

    Things like this are the best reason to make a Kickstarter. Because I need this. And someone else needs to pay for it. Cool?

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  2. Stiflers Mom
    July 14, 2012 at 9:38 am

    Awesome! I want that for my garden. I’m only short about $5,975.

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    • Rubber_Wonder_Boy
      July 14, 2012 at 12:25 pm

      You’ve more loot than me.

      may I borrow $20?

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  3. vicogin
    July 14, 2012 at 9:41 am

    Beavis wept.

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  4. ducks
    July 14, 2012 at 9:41 am

    It’s an almost perfect balance between totally awesome and amazingly awful. Neither can win.

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  5. SheleetaHam
    July 14, 2012 at 9:42 am

    I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO…GIVE ME TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE…AND $6000 TO PAY FOR THIS…

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  6. sixfeetover
    July 14, 2012 at 9:46 am

    Beavis and Butthead 3-D in marble…did anyone else just feel the earth tremble?

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    • mfj
      July 14, 2012 at 10:31 am

      Could have been an epic fart.

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      • sixfeetover
        July 14, 2012 at 11:21 am

        Heh, heh…that would be cool…

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  7. OhHowMyBrainHurts
    July 14, 2012 at 9:53 am

    I wonder if the artist take Futurama commissions. My flower bed is just begging for Hypnotoad!

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    • lhsolo
      July 14, 2012 at 6:15 pm

      But only if it comes complete with sound effects button and holographic eyes. Or maybe eyes that move with solar power. Something.

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  8. ebinard
    July 14, 2012 at 9:55 am

    This is what Etsy was supposed to be for! Genius.

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  9. sixfeetover
    July 14, 2012 at 9:58 am

    Lord of the Harvest…love that episode.

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  10. Mystik Spiral
    July 14, 2012 at 10:32 am

    And he said unto the people “I am Cornholio; I need TP for my bunghole.” -Luke 3:26

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  11. Cockamamie Jamie
    July 14, 2012 at 10:42 am

    Item was removed by the seller. IDK why, it was skillfully made & beautiful!

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    • angel drawers
      July 14, 2012 at 11:18 am

      This is a repost from last year. It’s still for sale, now for $15K.
      http://www.etsy.com/listing/63244042/beavis-and-buttheads-15th-station-of-the

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      • sixfeetover
        July 14, 2012 at 11:23 am

        $1K for each station…

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      • Mugsy Doodle
        July 15, 2012 at 1:14 pm

        Interesting. The seller has sold 3 works, 2 in 2010 and one in March 2011 and yet somehow assumes that increasing the price by 130% will make it more desirable to the people who wouldn’t pay $6,000 for it.

        I’m in awe in those incredible Marketing-savvy people. I’ll never understand it…or pay this character for anything he does.

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      • Mugsy Doodle
        July 15, 2012 at 1:49 pm

        He had 2 sales in 2010 (1 a negative) and 1 in March 2011. This has been featured on Regretsy’s page AND Facebook page and didn’t sell at $6,000, so he hiked up the price by 133% to $15,000.

        Maybe he really doesn’t want to sell it.

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  12. FilliamHMuffman
    July 14, 2012 at 11:53 am

    Say, anybody else getting the mobile site version of Regretsy if they use the link from the RSS feed?

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    • itza
      July 14, 2012 at 11:58 am

      I did. But you can easily switch it from on to off at the bottom to get the not-mobile view. Hopefully it will remember this preference.

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  13. itza
    July 14, 2012 at 12:03 pm

    This is amazing. Being made in marble means this thing can last for centuries, long after the animation cells deteriorate and the vestiges of Beavis and Butthead fade from cultural memory. People might wonder who these ‘gods’ were that we worshipped! ;D

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    • Dances With Lasagna
      July 14, 2012 at 7:58 pm

      That frightens me.

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  14. Danny Potter
    July 14, 2012 at 12:09 pm

    So we jump from Jesus laid in the tomb to worshiping the new media? I think we may have missed a station or two along the way. Like, maybe Steamboat Willy? Bugs Bunny? Scooby Do? (Can you tell I kinda predate the Beavis/Butthead generation?)

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    • Mystik Spiral
      July 14, 2012 at 10:13 pm

      Bugs Bunny had fans, the Kardashians have worshippers.

      Perhaps the “new media” bit refers to the most recent generation of media, that has been instilled with the paradigm of celebrity, the nature of which has been altered so dramatically since the 60′s and 70′s.

      People have always liked their entertainment/media, but now our lives are dominated by it instead of accompanied by it.

      …just my contribution to the existential part of the discussion!

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  15. sixfeetover
    July 14, 2012 at 12:13 pm

    A sign of the Apocalypse. The two headed Beast rose from beneath the earth spouting the words “Dumbass, Dillhole, Fartknocker”…

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    • Wikidkriket
      July 15, 2012 at 11:27 am

      I had to create an account here on Regretsy to tell you that YOU, yes YOU have won the internets for this comment. Congratulations!

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  16. Her Etsyness
    July 14, 2012 at 12:15 pm

    So. Flipping. Awesome.

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  17. slovaksiren
    July 14, 2012 at 1:03 pm

    As a Catholic, I’m probably going to Hell for laughing at this.

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    • Chronic Glitter Lung
      July 14, 2012 at 3:53 pm

      That’s OK. You’re balanced out by me, a Jew with a fondness for Church history and art, who’s looking at it and going, what? Huh? Nooooo!

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  18. HiddenLowRating
    July 14, 2012 at 1:28 pm

    MTV on the Halfshell

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  19. basilthehamster
    July 14, 2012 at 1:50 pm

    dude. worth every cent.

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  20. Chronic Glitter Lung
    July 14, 2012 at 3:50 pm

    Wait. For $6,000, I at least expect a COMPLETE SET of the Stations of the Cross.

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  21. somebidder
    July 14, 2012 at 5:34 pm

    Does this make Daria the Virgin Mary lawn statue?

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  22. mindlessBob
    July 14, 2012 at 7:03 pm

    According to this page, the first fourteen stations are apparently non-satirical. So, you are supposed to walk down the fourteen stations (wasn’t there 12?) and then out of the blue, also done in marble, you are blessed by Beavis and Butthead (blessed: see their hands?).

    I can see people buying this as a joke. I think for $15,000 (the current price), the joke’s on the buyer.

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    • bethycutiepie13
      July 14, 2012 at 8:03 pm

      I can answer that. There used to be 12. They’ve been redone and rearranged, with new stations.

      $15,000.00 is a bit rich for my blood, but I do adore this in a special, oh-so-sacrilegious way.

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      • mindlessBob
        July 15, 2012 at 5:57 am

        I guess the revised 14 stations is part of Crucifixion 2.0. The amended version with B&B blessing make it Crucifixion 2.1.

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  23. bethycutiepie13
    July 14, 2012 at 8:00 pm

    Well, bless my soul.

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  24. ralphgenderqueer
    July 14, 2012 at 8:09 pm

    so my plan is to be cremated and blow around in the wind… but if i can get this beauty for my tombstone, i’ll be buried under this for evah!

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  25. lloyds is skants
    July 15, 2012 at 9:31 am

    At that price, Beavis should be in profile!

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  26. OperaStinky
    July 15, 2012 at 6:47 pm

    “Both project were very involved and took extension research.”

    hehehe

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  27. Ladymongoose
    July 15, 2012 at 11:30 pm

    Only if Laverne and Shirley had twins..

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  28. katfud
    July 16, 2012 at 8:38 am

    “Heh heh, heh heh, it’s not mass, it’s ASS!”

    I pity the Catholic priest that molests Beavis and Butthead. I can so see them getting drunk on sacramental wine.

    “Heh heh, he said virgin.”

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