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I Juice You, Pikachu

This post first appeared on Regretsy on August 9, 2011.

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43 comments on I Juice You, Pikachu

  1. mafaldin
    July 14, 2012 at 1:32 pm

    Reminds me of Towel Mike.

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  2. ducks
    July 14, 2012 at 1:32 pm

    ok, why has that man got such POINTY NIPPLES?

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    • Da Goddess
      July 14, 2012 at 1:34 pm

      Looks like some one has been sucking on them pretty hard!

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    • g01851
      July 14, 2012 at 1:34 pm

      They have the a/c turned up so he doesn’t sweat?

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    • ZapBrainAgain
      July 14, 2012 at 4:12 pm

      ok, why has that man got such POINTY NIPPLES?

      He’s Nipponese, of course.

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    • AreYouGoingToEatThatPickle
      July 14, 2012 at 5:18 pm

      *puts nerd hat on*

      The ‘artist’ probably didn’t do it intentionally, but guys that juice for long enough to get that stacked start to have a build up of firm tissue in their nipple area. It has something to do with hormones and mammaries and a bunch of biology junk that I can’t fully explain.

      *takes nerd hat off, exhales*

      Or it could just be cold.

      K. No more dating doctors or personal trainers. I already know so much about human anatomy that thinking about it makes my own body gross me out. :s

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    • docleather
      July 15, 2012 at 7:17 pm

      someone’s been using a snake bite kit the wrong way.

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  3. NinjaEema
    July 14, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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    • Zaphod Beeblebrox
      July 14, 2012 at 4:06 pm

      He Buffalo-Bill’ed it.

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  4. Rubber_Wonder_Boy
    July 14, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    WOW – does the costume come with a “How to” guide for a perfect tuck?

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  5. MockingbirdDont
    July 14, 2012 at 1:40 pm

    *removes Pokemon from Netflix Instant Queue* *Googles kinky Pokemon fan art and fiction* *childhood memories destroyed*

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  6. RustyRobbins
    July 14, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    Wow…

    On another note, I love the write ups for all of the tv shows!!

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    • frogprof
      July 16, 2012 at 9:45 am

      Wait, BOBBY SHERMAN was on “Happy Days”?! How did I miss that?!

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  7. sixfeetover
    July 14, 2012 at 1:48 pm

    Tiny junk or not, I wouldn’t kick him out of bed…

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  8. MockingbirdDont
    July 14, 2012 at 1:48 pm

    I FOUND HIM…WITH HELLO KITTY. THAT WHORE.

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  9. Petja-Herra
    July 14, 2012 at 1:51 pm

    I’m trying to come up with something that would be more perverse.
    Well, Bush and the person …

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  10. Narters
    July 14, 2012 at 3:15 pm

    I think I just discovered my new fetish.

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  11. Heykid
    July 14, 2012 at 3:47 pm

    Wow…pikachu is totally bangable.

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  12. Truth, Justice and the Pudding Way
    July 14, 2012 at 3:51 pm

    Laugh if you will but the show had some pretty buff Pokemon. Observe: http://www.justsaypictures.com/images/buff-torchic-2301.jpg

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  13. Her Etsyness
    July 14, 2012 at 3:53 pm

    Pikachu: Well heeellllllloooo Kitty!

    ::steals contents of Hello Kitty’s purse::

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  14. CollectorOfWaywardRacistWhiteCousins
    July 14, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    My childhood didn’t just end, it exploded into a million yellow pieces.

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  15. JuicyLucy
    July 14, 2012 at 7:03 pm

    I know I’m jaded. All I can think is – stand up straight. The rest of the package doesn’t register because I’m so distracted by his posture. I’ll keep watching though, just in case he moves.

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  16. HammerTime
    July 14, 2012 at 11:56 pm

    Ahh the classic Golds Gym episode. If I remember correctly, they won the bath salts badge.

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  17. dredsina
    July 15, 2012 at 6:57 pm

    Oh, hey! I recognize that body!

    It’s definitely traced rather than referenced. Almost the same color yellow, too!

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    • thirdjane
      July 15, 2012 at 7:50 pm

      THIS is why I constantly watch World’s Strongest Man competitions: So I know who to run to when there are bears chasing me.

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  18. Ivanna Scream
    July 15, 2012 at 7:59 pm

    The actualy pika-person has a really nice ass for a guy. Most guys I’ve seen have flat butts.

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  19. dredsina
    July 15, 2012 at 8:22 pm

    And, for those of you who have never heard of them, I would like to present to you the Pokémen:

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    • dredsina
      July 15, 2012 at 8:23 pm

      Wow, that was a bit redundant. “For those of you who have never heard of them, I would like to present” sounds better.

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      • MockingbirdDont
        July 16, 2012 at 6:44 am

        So, you like anal, eh?

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  20. Trickster
    July 15, 2012 at 9:46 pm

    Sheesh. This is just about the worst search result for “Pikachu rule 34″ that comes up.

    Yeah, I know better than to post anything on this one.

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  21. tralfaz
    July 15, 2012 at 10:57 pm

    If you went to the Con, wouldn’t you see about 20 pikachus in various states of buffosity/buffitude? So, how many were being worked on by paramedics for heat stroke?

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