This post first appeared on Regretsy on June 16, 2011.
Our Father, Who art in Lego,
Hallowed be Thy bearing element;
Thy Turn Plate come,
Thy wedge be done,
on earth as it is in Fabuland.
Give us this day our daily brick
and forgive us our minifigs,
as we forgive those who snap into our connector plates;
and lead us not into Bionicle,
but deliver us from Duplo. Amen.