Wouldn’t that make you a better lesbian…?
I mean, i would hope that kind of biting would be discouraged.
or maybe I missed something… never understood penis cakes either.
I’m here as well. Though, I will appreciate it if any of y’all will call & lemme know when there’s any scrumptious scrotum scones or tasty testes tarts.
Maybe she fills the middles with strawberry jam. Then it would be a vagina cupcake….and convince some poor Red Tent party recipient that every month for the next 40 years she will be a tasty fruit jelly factory.
Very informative… in case I ever want to make a vagina cupcake which will probably be never.
Unless I do something funny like putting a face on it, then maybe for a menopause party. I mean, if you are going to have a party celebrating your first period, why not a party when you begin to undergoe menopause?
If there are Red Tent Parties for a wombyn’s first period, what would the hippies call a party celebrating menopause?
If I was a wealthy woman, I would buy a bunch of those and have them delivered to the Michigan state Congress. Maybe the prudish Republicans would all have heart attacks and die, and Lisa Brown (et al.) would get to have her say.
Not that I ever plan on making one of these but y’know, if you’re going to all the trouble to record something as a teaching tool, do you think MAYBE it would be helpful if you actually showed what you were doing? I mean it was hella helpful to have her drawing squiggly lines in the air to demonstrate “detail.” Not just that, but if you’re going to be “edgy” enough to make these not all that anatomically correct “vagina” cupcakes, have the brass balls to actually use the right name for things. That coy cop our of “oh, you know” just doesn’t play in Peoria.
I think that if I have another couple of glasses of cheaparse wine and draw the curtains really tight, I might just feel a tiny little bit aroused by how gently that brush strokes the… vagina (for want of a better word). Oh, wait. Maybe I’ll just go and throw up whatver booze I’ve already consumed and call it a night this time. Before you come up with a video of how to add natural looking hair to a fondant twat.
Burp.
I like how she suddenly gets shy about the whole thing halfway through. I feel like if you’re already to the point of making food in the shape of human genitalia, you should be pretty comfortable describing the thing that you’re making.
I knew I didn’t want to watch the whole thing so I forwarded it to a random point, just in time to hear her say “carve the detail to separate the bladder area,” which are a bunch of words that shouldn’t be in the same sentence. And if that’s really your “bladder area,” you should have that prolapse seen to.
Perfect for the Red Tent Party! Just when the poor adolescent girl whose mother has humiliated her with such a party–and invited friends and family–thinks it can’t get any worse, out come the dessert.
Sweetie, before you make something that’s claimed to be “anatomically correct”, you may want to take a fucking ANATOMY CLASS. I’m not even an MD and I know that was wrong!!
Hmm I’ll take two Cuntcakes, 4 Chocolate Salty Balls and any other of your Vanereal Dessies you have kicking around.. Do you have Bondagebread men too?
My Vagina doesn’t look like that. And that lady called the labia the lips….there is a difference right? And why aren’t there outer lips? Why are there never outer lips on vagina art?
Unfortunate Chain Reaction
July 9, 2012 at 8:59 am
Most vulva art solely depicts the vulva and does include the labia majora, just not detailed well because it’s at the perimeter. What you don’t usually see is the urethra, mons pubis, or perineum.
The labia majora (a.k.a. big lips) on that cupcake are that “outer circle” bit that’s just a bit puffy.
And no, your vulva probably doesn’t look like that, the appearance of female genitalia is pretty varied.
But it’s just a fucking cupcake, so who really gives a shit?
Ok I don’t even know where to start… But Anatomically correct? If the clitoris is really supposed to be that big, my boyfriend would be able to find it evey time.
Haha, that was like the first thing I noticed was how large and pointy the clitoris was, and I didn’t even watch the video, that was just from the preview still…
Spoilers: Not every clitoris looks like your clitoris.
There are actual crimes against anatomy in that video that aren’t just normal variations. You’d think with all of the bajingos (bajingoes? bajingi? meese?) that have shown up on here that would have rubbed off on more people.
mustachioed_bajingo_buttons
July 8, 2012 at 11:09 pm
WTH? Last time I checked, my “bladder area” *wasn’t* on the outside of my body. Or my…you know…vagina, either. But at least I think I’ve now discovered what I’ll be baking for my daughter’s 16th birthday party next week. Can’t wait to see the look on her & her friends’ faces…& if it was anything like mine when I saw the finished version, it will, indeed, be as priceless as this woman suggests!
I can’t figure out whether there will actually be a market for that, or if this is merely the start of a spiral into dead celebrity rosary beads and ponchos made from dried placentas.
These instructions are so discriminatory. I mean, maybe those are the colors of, like, Barbie’s “vagina” (vulva) but not everyone who wants to make a vagina cupcake is a WASP.
In fairness, the only colour she mentions is the red and pink for the painting part, and the innermost areas of the vast majority of vulvas are that colour. Well, maybe not ‘neon pink’, but you get my drift.
July 8, 2012 at 4:32 pm
It’s labialicious!
July 8, 2012 at 4:32 pm
No thanks. Etsy provides all the twat cupcakes I can handle.
July 8, 2012 at 4:33 pm
Fondont
July 8, 2012 at 4:36 pm
I need to make these with beer bread batter. I’ll be all, like, “eat my yeasty muffins, bitches.”
July 9, 2012 at 6:19 am
How about a red vuvlvet cake?
July 8, 2012 at 4:34 pm
I would make a terrible lesbian because there is no way I’m eating that thing.
July 8, 2012 at 6:29 pm
Wouldn’t that make you a better lesbian…?
I mean, i would hope that kind of biting would be discouraged.
or maybe I missed something… never understood penis cakes either.
July 9, 2012 at 4:16 am
If you choke on this does it count as pastry-erotic asphyxiation.
July 9, 2012 at 9:53 am
I wish I had more thumbs for that, Kitten Tears.
July 8, 2012 at 4:35 pm
I think I’m a lesbian now. I have an insatiable urge to eat pussy. My husband will be thrilled!
July 8, 2012 at 4:35 pm
These will sell well at the Long Beach PTA bake sale
July 8, 2012 at 4:37 pm
I’m in Long Beach. I’ll have to swing by and pick up a harem… I mean dozen.
July 8, 2012 at 6:26 pm
I’m here as well. Though, I will appreciate it if any of y’all will call & lemme know when there’s any scrumptious scrotum scones or tasty testes tarts.
THANKS!
July 8, 2012 at 4:36 pm
Well, she promised me anatomically correct… but she keeps using the word vagina and I’m not sure she knows that that means.
July 8, 2012 at 4:37 pm
“what that means”. I think this medical student should DRINK MORE tonight, and then celebrate by making some anatomically correct cupcakes.
July 8, 2012 at 4:41 pm
ITS A VULVA, DAMN IT, NOT A VAGINA
…um, hi.
Just needed to get that put of my system.
July 9, 2012 at 6:14 am
Maybe she fills the middles with strawberry jam. Then it would be a vagina cupcake….and convince some poor Red Tent party recipient that every month for the next 40 years she will be a tasty fruit jelly factory.
July 10, 2012 at 10:00 am
In case you can’t tell from my screen name, I was yelling the same thing the whole (hole?) time.
VULVA
July 8, 2012 at 4:36 pm
Very informative… in case I ever want to make a vagina cupcake which will probably be never.
Unless I do something funny like putting a face on it, then maybe for a menopause party. I mean, if you are going to have a party celebrating your first period, why not a party when you begin to undergoe menopause?
If there are Red Tent Parties for a wombyn’s first period, what would the hippies call a party celebrating menopause?
July 8, 2012 at 4:39 pm
A lot of women do celebrate menopause.
July 8, 2012 at 4:46 pm
Red Hot Mamas’ Night, what else?
July 8, 2012 at 4:55 pm
juiced out? Bloodstock? Our last summer?
July 8, 2012 at 5:29 pm
They would probably call it a Crone Party.
July 8, 2012 at 9:25 pm
A Crone Party sounds like I get magical wizard powers when I hit menopause.
I also heard that if you are still a virgin in your 30s, you become a sorcerer.
July 8, 2012 at 5:53 pm
If you did that, make sure you add googly eyes!
July 8, 2012 at 7:35 pm
Last one out is a rotten egg party
July 8, 2012 at 4:40 pm
She better be making a whole cake if she’s including the “bladder area” and not just the urethra.
July 8, 2012 at 4:40 pm
If I was a wealthy woman, I would buy a bunch of those and have them delivered to the Michigan state Congress. Maybe the prudish Republicans would all have heart attacks and die, and Lisa Brown (et al.) would get to have her say.
July 8, 2012 at 4:41 pm
Not that I ever plan on making one of these but y’know, if you’re going to all the trouble to record something as a teaching tool, do you think MAYBE it would be helpful if you actually showed what you were doing? I mean it was hella helpful to have her drawing squiggly lines in the air to demonstrate “detail.” Not just that, but if you’re going to be “edgy” enough to make these not all that anatomically correct “vagina” cupcakes, have the brass balls to actually use the right name for things. That coy cop our of “oh, you know” just doesn’t play in Peoria.
July 8, 2012 at 5:22 pm
Are you sure? I’ve BEEN in Peoria (and Peoria Heights–woot woot!) and they’re pretty coy people.
July 8, 2012 at 4:47 pm
The wink killed me, I just–eww, the wink.
July 8, 2012 at 4:50 pm
I think that if I have another couple of glasses of cheaparse wine and draw the curtains really tight, I might just feel a tiny little bit aroused by how gently that brush strokes the… vagina (for want of a better word). Oh, wait. Maybe I’ll just go and throw up whatver booze I’ve already consumed and call it a night this time. Before you come up with a video of how to add natural looking hair to a fondant twat.
Burp.
July 8, 2012 at 4:54 pm
I like how she suddenly gets shy about the whole thing halfway through. I feel like if you’re already to the point of making food in the shape of human genitalia, you should be pretty comfortable describing the thing that you’re making.
July 8, 2012 at 4:55 pm
I knew I didn’t want to watch the whole thing so I forwarded it to a random point, just in time to hear her say “carve the detail to separate the bladder area,” which are a bunch of words that shouldn’t be in the same sentence. And if that’s really your “bladder area,” you should have that prolapse seen to.
July 8, 2012 at 4:56 pm
…You think they’d make them with red velvet cupcakes?
July 8, 2012 at 5:21 pm
Perfect for the Red Tent Party! Just when the poor adolescent girl whose mother has humiliated her with such a party–and invited friends and family–thinks it can’t get any worse, out come the dessert.
Perhaps they could do a molten lava version?
July 8, 2012 at 10:05 pm
Oh, for a self-saucing vagina cupcake!
July 8, 2012 at 5:05 pm
She might increase her market if she called them yoni’s and offered them in Michigan, where vagina would be a turnoff.
July 8, 2012 at 5:11 pm
Sweetie, before you make something that’s claimed to be “anatomically correct”, you may want to take a fucking ANATOMY CLASS. I’m not even an MD and I know that was wrong!!
July 8, 2012 at 6:01 pm
Hmm I’ll take two Cuntcakes, 4 Chocolate Salty Balls and any other of your Vanereal Dessies you have kicking around.. Do you have Bondagebread men too?
July 9, 2012 at 4:08 am
Actually, I’d buy bondagebread men because if done with any modicum of talent, they’d be amusing as hell.
July 9, 2012 at 6:14 am
You know what, I am going to bake some now. Glace cherries cut in half will probably make excellent ballgags.
July 8, 2012 at 6:13 pm
If I were her (thank FHM i am not!), I would’ve stopped at “clitoris.”
July 8, 2012 at 7:04 pm
Not mentioned: strawberry filling.
July 8, 2012 at 7:09 pm
Not mentioned…until you mentioned it and now I can’t get the image out of my head.
Thank you. No, really, THANK YOU!
July 9, 2012 at 8:53 am
Ah, shucks. Where’s the love for the custard-filled ones? Maybe a bit of lemon curd?
July 8, 2012 at 7:57 pm
Who will snatch these up?
July 9, 2012 at 6:07 am
Everyone who wants to have their pussy and eat it!
July 8, 2012 at 8:32 pm
My Vagina doesn’t look like that. And that lady called the labia the lips….there is a difference right? And why aren’t there outer lips? Why are there never outer lips on vagina art?
July 9, 2012 at 4:09 am
Considering her work on the rest, do you really want to see her rendition of meat curtains?
July 9, 2012 at 4:25 am
The word labia means “lips”.
July 9, 2012 at 8:59 am
Most vulva art solely depicts the vulva and does include the labia majora, just not detailed well because it’s at the perimeter. What you don’t usually see is the urethra, mons pubis, or perineum.
The labia majora (a.k.a. big lips) on that cupcake are that “outer circle” bit that’s just a bit puffy.
And no, your vulva probably doesn’t look like that, the appearance of female genitalia is pretty varied.
But it’s just a fucking cupcake, so who really gives a shit?
July 8, 2012 at 9:49 pm
Ok I don’t even know where to start… But Anatomically correct? If the clitoris is really supposed to be that big, my boyfriend would be able to find it evey time.
July 8, 2012 at 10:14 pm
Haha, that was like the first thing I noticed was how large and pointy the clitoris was, and I didn’t even watch the video, that was just from the preview still…
July 9, 2012 at 8:19 am
Spoilers: Not every clitoris looks like your clitoris.
There are actual crimes against anatomy in that video that aren’t just normal variations. You’d think with all of the bajingos (bajingoes? bajingi? meese?) that have shown up on here that would have rubbed off on more people.
Though I guess if you don’t swing that way …
July 13, 2012 at 3:12 pm
Hey if the oversized clit on these teaches someone what to look/feel for later, all the better.
I just hope the bakery doesn’t discard the ones that didn’t turn out “perfect”.
July 8, 2012 at 11:09 pm
WTH? Last time I checked, my “bladder area” *wasn’t* on the outside of my body. Or my…you know…vagina, either. But at least I think I’ve now discovered what I’ll be baking for my daughter’s 16th birthday party next week. Can’t wait to see the look on her & her friends’ faces…& if it was anything like mine when I saw the finished version, it will, indeed, be as priceless as this woman suggests!
July 8, 2012 at 11:10 pm
Pictures will be demanded of you.
July 8, 2012 at 11:40 pm
Wait is that fondant? Ewwwww.
Also… “neon pink” isn’t natural looking for that area.
July 9, 2012 at 4:10 am
Three words: My Pink Button
July 9, 2012 at 1:43 am
Oh for the love of God tell me they come in peach.
July 9, 2012 at 3:04 am
- How exactly did you get frosting into your pee hole Mr. Johnson?
- >_>
July 9, 2012 at 3:36 am
Anatomically correct my arse, or rather, snatch.
July 9, 2012 at 6:05 am
Speaking of arses, I am now going to start baking cupcakes that look like Andrew Garfield’s ass.
http://unfilteredlens.com/wp-content/images/spider-man2_2.jpg I mean, that would make a much better cupcake then one that looks like an infected vagina, right?
I can’t figure out whether there will actually be a market for that, or if this is merely the start of a spiral into dead celebrity rosary beads and ponchos made from dried placentas.
July 9, 2012 at 6:21 am
These instructions are so discriminatory. I mean, maybe those are the colors of, like, Barbie’s “vagina” (vulva) but not everyone who wants to make a vagina cupcake is a WASP.
July 9, 2012 at 6:49 am
I am so tempted to bake “chocolate vagina cupcakes” just for the name.
July 9, 2012 at 1:11 pm
i felt really gross after having this thought: I wonder if she makes blue waffle cupcakes
July 9, 2012 at 1:38 pm
In fairness, the only colour she mentions is the red and pink for the painting part, and the innermost areas of the vast majority of vulvas are that colour. Well, maybe not ‘neon pink’, but you get my drift.
July 10, 2012 at 2:44 am
Wait, wait, my urethra is supposed to be NEXT to the clitoris? And couldnt she have used chocolate curls for the pubic hair?
July 10, 2012 at 6:39 am
I guess her carpet matches the drapes. But, where’s the demo for those of us with razor burn?
NB. Anyone else get the crackhead vibe from her?