This post first appeared on Regretsy on July 29, 2011.
Particularly good if you are allergic to nuts.
No thanks. Etsy provides all the twat cupcakes I can handle.
I need to make these with beer bread batter. I’ll be all, like, “eat my yeasty muffins, bitches.”
How about a red vuvlvet cake?
I would make a terrible lesbian because there is no way I’m eating that thing.
Wouldn’t that make you a better lesbian…?
I mean, i would hope that kind of biting would be discouraged.
or maybe I missed something… never understood penis cakes either.
If you choke on this does it count as pastry-erotic asphyxiation.
I wish I had more thumbs for that, Kitten Tears.
I think I’m a lesbian now. I have an insatiable urge to eat pussy. My husband will be thrilled!
These will sell well at the Long Beach PTA bake sale
I’m in Long Beach. I’ll have to swing by and pick up a harem… I mean dozen.
I’m here as well. Though, I will appreciate it if any of y’all will call & lemme know when there’s any scrumptious scrotum scones or tasty testes tarts.
Well, she promised me anatomically correct… but she keeps using the word vagina and I’m not sure she knows that that means.
“what that means”. I think this medical student should DRINK MORE tonight, and then celebrate by making some anatomically correct cupcakes.
ITS A VULVA, DAMN IT, NOT A VAGINA
Just needed to get that put of my system.
Maybe she fills the middles with strawberry jam. Then it would be a vagina cupcake….and convince some poor Red Tent party recipient that every month for the next 40 years she will be a tasty fruit jelly factory.
In case you can’t tell from my screen name, I was yelling the same thing the whole (hole?) time.
Very informative… in case I ever want to make a vagina cupcake which will probably be never.
Unless I do something funny like putting a face on it, then maybe for a menopause party. I mean, if you are going to have a party celebrating your first period, why not a party when you begin to undergoe menopause?
If there are Red Tent Parties for a wombyn’s first period, what would the hippies call a party celebrating menopause?
A lot of women do celebrate menopause.
Red Hot Mamas’ Night, what else?
juiced out? Bloodstock? Our last summer?
They would probably call it a Crone Party.
A Crone Party sounds like I get magical wizard powers when I hit menopause.
I also heard that if you are still a virgin in your 30s, you become a sorcerer.
If you did that, make sure you add googly eyes!
Last one out is a rotten egg party
She better be making a whole cake if she’s including the “bladder area” and not just the urethra.
If I was a wealthy woman, I would buy a bunch of those and have them delivered to the Michigan state Congress. Maybe the prudish Republicans would all have heart attacks and die, and Lisa Brown (et al.) would get to have her say.
Not that I ever plan on making one of these but y’know, if you’re going to all the trouble to record something as a teaching tool, do you think MAYBE it would be helpful if you actually showed what you were doing? I mean it was hella helpful to have her drawing squiggly lines in the air to demonstrate “detail.” Not just that, but if you’re going to be “edgy” enough to make these not all that anatomically correct “vagina” cupcakes, have the brass balls to actually use the right name for things. That coy cop our of “oh, you know” just doesn’t play in Peoria.
Are you sure? I’ve BEEN in Peoria (and Peoria Heights–woot woot!) and they’re pretty coy people.
The wink killed me, I just–eww, the wink.
I think that if I have another couple of glasses of cheaparse wine and draw the curtains really tight, I might just feel a tiny little bit aroused by how gently that brush strokes the… vagina (for want of a better word). Oh, wait. Maybe I’ll just go and throw up whatver booze I’ve already consumed and call it a night this time. Before you come up with a video of how to add natural looking hair to a fondant twat.
I like how she suddenly gets shy about the whole thing halfway through. I feel like if you’re already to the point of making food in the shape of human genitalia, you should be pretty comfortable describing the thing that you’re making.
I knew I didn’t want to watch the whole thing so I forwarded it to a random point, just in time to hear her say “carve the detail to separate the bladder area,” which are a bunch of words that shouldn’t be in the same sentence. And if that’s really your “bladder area,” you should have that prolapse seen to.
…You think they’d make them with red velvet cupcakes?
Perfect for the Red Tent Party! Just when the poor adolescent girl whose mother has humiliated her with such a party–and invited friends and family–thinks it can’t get any worse, out come the dessert.
Perhaps they could do a molten lava version?
Oh, for a self-saucing vagina cupcake!
She might increase her market if she called them yoni’s and offered them in Michigan, where vagina would be a turnoff.
Sweetie, before you make something that’s claimed to be “anatomically correct”, you may want to take a fucking ANATOMY CLASS. I’m not even an MD and I know that was wrong!!
Hmm I’ll take two Cuntcakes, 4 Chocolate Salty Balls and any other of your Vanereal Dessies you have kicking around.. Do you have Bondagebread men too?
Actually, I’d buy bondagebread men because if done with any modicum of talent, they’d be amusing as hell.
You know what, I am going to bake some now. Glace cherries cut in half will probably make excellent ballgags.
If I were her (thank FHM i am not!), I would’ve stopped at “clitoris.”
Not mentioned: strawberry filling.
Not mentioned…until you mentioned it and now I can’t get the image out of my head.
Thank you. No, really, THANK YOU!
Ah, shucks. Where’s the love for the custard-filled ones? Maybe a bit of lemon curd?
Who will snatch these up?
Everyone who wants to have their pussy and eat it!
My Vagina doesn’t look like that. And that lady called the labia the lips….there is a difference right? And why aren’t there outer lips? Why are there never outer lips on vagina art?
Considering her work on the rest, do you really want to see her rendition of meat curtains?
The word labia means “lips”.
Most vulva art solely depicts the vulva and does include the labia majora, just not detailed well because it’s at the perimeter. What you don’t usually see is the urethra, mons pubis, or perineum.
The labia majora (a.k.a. big lips) on that cupcake are that “outer circle” bit that’s just a bit puffy.
And no, your vulva probably doesn’t look like that, the appearance of female genitalia is pretty varied.
But it’s just a fucking cupcake, so who really gives a shit?
Ok I don’t even know where to start… But Anatomically correct? If the clitoris is really supposed to be that big, my boyfriend would be able to find it evey time.
Haha, that was like the first thing I noticed was how large and pointy the clitoris was, and I didn’t even watch the video, that was just from the preview still…
Spoilers: Not every clitoris looks like your clitoris.
There are actual crimes against anatomy in that video that aren’t just normal variations. You’d think with all of the bajingos (bajingoes? bajingi? meese?) that have shown up on here that would have rubbed off on more people.
Though I guess if you don’t swing that way …
Hey if the oversized clit on these teaches someone what to look/feel for later, all the better.
I just hope the bakery doesn’t discard the ones that didn’t turn out “perfect”.
WTH? Last time I checked, my “bladder area” *wasn’t* on the outside of my body. Or my…you know…vagina, either. But at least I think I’ve now discovered what I’ll be baking for my daughter’s 16th birthday party next week. Can’t wait to see the look on her & her friends’ faces…& if it was anything like mine when I saw the finished version, it will, indeed, be as priceless as this woman suggests!
Pictures will be demanded of you.
Wait is that fondant? Ewwwww.
Also… “neon pink” isn’t natural looking for that area.
Three words: My Pink Button
Oh for the love of God tell me they come in peach.
- How exactly did you get frosting into your pee hole Mr. Johnson?
Anatomically correct my arse, or rather, snatch.
Speaking of arses, I am now going to start baking cupcakes that look like Andrew Garfield’s ass.
http://unfilteredlens.com/wp-content/images/spider-man2_2.jpg I mean, that would make a much better cupcake then one that looks like an infected vagina, right?
I can’t figure out whether there will actually be a market for that, or if this is merely the start of a spiral into dead celebrity rosary beads and ponchos made from dried placentas.
These instructions are so discriminatory. I mean, maybe those are the colors of, like, Barbie’s “vagina” (vulva) but not everyone who wants to make a vagina cupcake is a WASP.
I am so tempted to bake “chocolate vagina cupcakes” just for the name.
i felt really gross after having this thought: I wonder if she makes blue waffle cupcakes
In fairness, the only colour she mentions is the red and pink for the painting part, and the innermost areas of the vast majority of vulvas are that colour. Well, maybe not ‘neon pink’, but you get my drift.
Wait, wait, my urethra is supposed to be NEXT to the clitoris? And couldnt she have used chocolate curls for the pubic hair?
I guess her carpet matches the drapes. But, where’s the demo for those of us with razor burn?
NB. Anyone else get the crackhead vibe from her?
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