OK – now know what I’m NOT having for breakfast tomorrow. If anything perverse/vile/etc. has been named after french toast PLEASE wait 24 hours before sharing.
It’s blue because blue is traditional in art for the Blessed Virgin Mother’s robes.
Of course, that tradition never previously included portraying the Blessed Virgin Mother as a vulva, a development that makes blue a less appropriate choice, at least among human Christians.
I had to look it up, too. It’s not New Age–it’s Sanskrit for ‘vagina.’ It also means “sacred passage,” but I don’t think that’s the nuance the creator was going for.
I never heard of it either really… I mean, I thought a yoni sounded like a really cute fuzzy little animal native to Asia or some Japanese mythical creature or something…
“Yoni” is a New Age term popular amongst the kale-and-yoga set. It (loosely) means: “I can’t spell ‘vagina’ and am not brave enough to use the term ‘pussy’”
It’s a vagina folks. All woman have them, and in Western culture, they are neither mystical nor sacred. So stop smoking the kale in your garden and get a decent job, you hippie.
not that anyone would know what an Oni is… Also, I can’t see any hymens on that vagina… maybe Mary isn’t so much a virgin after all, also, it looks very heart-shaped. I have never seen a Vagina that is heart shaped… Must of not seen enought vaginas.
Thank you, slovaksiren, for introducing me to “My Pink Button.”
This product deserves it’s own special place on my bathroom counter…Right next to my “Anal Bleaching Kit.”
(I’m going for that ‘Barely Legal’ look down there.
the lozenge shape, which is often used in depictions of the virgin mary, is said to be a yoni, representing the second principle which comes between man, and child.
Poor Mary. She never got to use her hoo-hah for anything besides childbirth in her lifetime, and now middle aged hippies are sticking her in oversized representations of someone else’s.
Among older Catholics, it was a traditional belief. The “brothers” could have been cousins or sons of Joseph by a first wife, since supposedly he was much older than Mary.
Having been raised Catholic I find this highly confusing. We were never supposed to touch that part of our body or let the boys touch it, or talk about it, let alone make a shrine to the blessed virgin out of a clay sculpture of one.
Hail Mary… er, never mind. Dear me, is this my punishment for writing “wombyn” the other day? It hurt so much to do that… I never can misspell on purpose easily. Rocks and woman hood. I think the spirits are calling to me. I’ll pay my own bail. Have a happy period…always!
The scary thing is, it gets worse. I’m not so sure if I’d want to be a milf or a milk machine (I rather enjoyed Alice on the Vicar of Dibley after giving birth: “The health visitor explained that I didn’t actually have to eat grass…”) I hope some “wombyn” doesn’t decide to make a Hail Mary Yoni Uteri Pillow with legs.
I think I’d be amused by a pair of ovaries and a uterus in a can can skirt with lace stockings. Amused… but I’m cracked, and possibly have had too much sun today. And I wouldn’t buy it. Unless of course, it was for a good cause. Like “Let’s Get Sean Bean to pose for Playgirl”, or something. or Richard Armitage.
Took me a few moments but now I recall this verse. It’s one of William Shakespeare’s less romantic efforts, thought to have been written in his youth when he was on a bender and infatuated with a local bar wench.
Then sigh not so
But let clothes go
And be you nude and bonny
When I ask
Please do not say no,
To “Hey, let me see your yoni”
there’s nothing funnier than a Shakespeare paraody where the “bard” pens requests to see a woman’s vagina. Just imagine!!! ha ha XD good joke. Shakespeare said nonny but you said poni, which is a vagina. xDDDDD hahaha laughing so hard!
July 6, 2012 at 1:32 pm
“Go deep child” … somehow I don’t think they are talking about football.
July 6, 2012 at 4:50 pm
And, lo, with a crack of thunder, did God punt the holy football of Antioch. And God said, “Go deep.”
July 6, 2012 at 5:29 pm
Suddenly the Virgin Mary crying blood doesn’t seem like such a miracle.
July 6, 2012 at 1:32 pm
Mary had Blue Waffle? Clearly this disproves the whole ‘virgin’ thing, right?
July 6, 2012 at 2:44 pm
Mary lived INSIDE the blue waffle.
July 6, 2012 at 8:03 pm
OK – now know what I’m NOT having for breakfast tomorrow. If anything perverse/vile/etc. has been named after french toast PLEASE wait 24 hours before sharing.
July 6, 2012 at 1:35 pm
Oh how nice. A clit piercing.
July 6, 2012 at 1:36 pm
Yoni – Live At The Acrotcholis.
July 6, 2012 at 1:47 pm
He plays a mean skin flute at that concert.
July 6, 2012 at 1:36 pm
A year later and it’s still a piece of pretentious pseudo-hippy crap.
July 6, 2012 at 1:39 pm
Which somebody purchased…go figure!
July 6, 2012 at 2:02 pm
Hey – a cookie from Kniqui is like a hallmark card: when you only care enough to send the very best.
July 9, 2012 at 6:22 pm
I’m calling it now: Best ‘Grease’ joke to ever appear on Regretsy.
July 6, 2012 at 1:37 pm
Come to Mary; she don’t mind
Come to Mary; she don’t mind
Because everybody gets to have their time
Come to Mary; she don’t mind
~Jesse Sykes & the Sweet Hereafter
July 6, 2012 at 1:43 pm
You could display your ping-pong ball collection in it.
July 6, 2012 at 2:14 pm
Or your cucumbers.
July 6, 2012 at 1:43 pm
I started to wonder why it’s blue, and then decided that I don’t actually want to spend any time thinking about that.
Instead I’m going to think about… um… ice cream. Yeah. Delicious ice cream.
July 6, 2012 at 4:40 pm
Yes lets not go further down the road of the blue waffle
July 6, 2012 at 9:11 pm
It’s blue because blue is traditional in art for the Blessed Virgin Mother’s robes.
Of course, that tradition never previously included portraying the Blessed Virgin Mother as a vulva, a development that makes blue a less appropriate choice, at least among human Christians.
July 6, 2012 at 1:45 pm
“Go deep child”?
July 6, 2012 at 1:53 pm
Dude – it’s like
master your innerness
or
contemplate the void
or
interior your exterior
or
some other hippy-dippy happy hosreshit hooey
July 6, 2012 at 1:46 pm
I would like to send one of these to the Michigan House of Representatives for them to hang on their Wall.
July 6, 2012 at 2:08 pm
If you called it a Yoni, they could do that. Call it a vagina, though, and they’ll hunt you down and shackle you barefoot in the kitchen.
July 6, 2012 at 2:15 pm
So “Yoni” is some new agey word for vagina? Serious question- I’ve never heard that word before.
July 6, 2012 at 2:27 pm
I had to look it up, too. It’s not New Age–it’s Sanskrit for ‘vagina.’ It also means “sacred passage,” but I don’t think that’s the nuance the creator was going for.
July 9, 2012 at 6:35 pm
Actually, that’s probably exactly what she meant: Mary’s vag was the sacred passage through which Jesus entered the world.
July 9, 2012 at 6:35 pm
Supposedly.
July 6, 2012 at 2:27 pm
I never heard of it either really… I mean, I thought a yoni sounded like a really cute fuzzy little animal native to Asia or some Japanese mythical creature or something…
July 6, 2012 at 6:12 pm
“Look at the cute little yoni, in her natural habitat. This is a rare bald yoni. Shh! Don’t scare her!”
July 9, 2012 at 6:38 pm
Yoni does sound cute…way cuter than “vagina” or “snatch”…I’m not a big fan of “pussy”, either…I think PlumJo’s plum is going to be called a yoni now.
July 6, 2012 at 2:38 pm
“Yoni” is a New Age term popular amongst the kale-and-yoga set. It (loosely) means: “I can’t spell ‘vagina’ and am not brave enough to use the term ‘pussy’”
July 6, 2012 at 5:58 pm
Too much of a pussy to use the term pussy…
July 7, 2012 at 12:26 pm
Lil Wayne put it perfectly:
“Hey, pussy, play with pussy or play pussy”
July 6, 2012 at 2:43 pm
yoni is vagina, and lingam is penis.
it’s hindu/indian origin, so of course the hippies are using it.
July 6, 2012 at 9:13 pm
My husband has a copy of a sort of adaptation of the Kama Sutra, with directions for different sexual positions.
When they mean ‘stick it in her’, they always say, politely, ‘introduce the lingam’.
This has led to hours of entertainment, involving formal introductions of body parts. “Lingam, this is yoni. Yoni, lingam.”
July 6, 2012 at 1:49 pm
It’s got the disturbing feature of appearing as though it was painted by a child.
July 6, 2012 at 7:30 pm
Maybe there’s a “collective” of six-year-olds in China helping produce these?
July 6, 2012 at 9:14 pm
The only comfort there is that perhaps they’re too young to notice how weird and disturbing this is.
July 6, 2012 at 1:50 pm
Your hoo-hoo would be blue, too, if God had just done you.
July 6, 2012 at 2:09 pm
Which God? Cause I’m thinking that hottie Loki could.. um.. I’ll be back in a bit, gotta go take a shower. A long, hot, wet.. shower.
July 8, 2012 at 9:11 am
The same Loki who turned into a mare to distract some horses and proceeded to get pregnant and birth some monsters, or another one?
July 6, 2012 at 1:52 pm
I’d love to see the church that has that on their altar.
July 6, 2012 at 1:57 pm
The Church of Latter Day Taints.
July 6, 2012 at 2:22 pm
That might not even be weird to Scientologists.
July 6, 2012 at 2:42 pm
needs a UFO to fit in there. and it’s not expensive enough.
July 6, 2012 at 5:28 pm
The Poonitarians.
July 6, 2012 at 2:04 pm
Maybe it’s just me, but these days whenever I see the term “yoni” pop up I want to punch someone in the face.
July 6, 2012 at 2:05 pm
I want to punch someone in the crotch.
July 6, 2012 at 2:06 pm
That too.
July 6, 2012 at 9:52 pm
It’s a vagina folks. All woman have them, and in Western culture, they are neither mystical nor sacred. So stop smoking the kale in your garden and get a decent job, you hippie.
July 9, 2012 at 6:39 pm
I thought it was okra?
July 6, 2012 at 2:13 pm
Color Me Mine♥♥♥
July 6, 2012 at 2:37 pm
Your post and your avatar combined made me giggle with glee.
July 6, 2012 at 2:20 pm
The choice of gloss paint makes it yuckier to me. I really don’t want to touch a shiny blue snizz.
July 6, 2012 at 6:02 pm
Hubby just pointed out that it would, however, be perfect for Doctor Manhattan and his giant glowing blue schlong.
July 6, 2012 at 2:27 pm
Blue waffle.
July 6, 2012 at 3:49 pm
Ya know, I just got someone on Huffington Post to google that. Here’s the result:
http://i48.tinypic.com/1zo9tzs.jpg
I’m only adding the link because the screenshot of the thread is too big to post here.
July 6, 2012 at 2:33 pm
I think my “Yoni” is more like an Oni…
not that anyone would know what an Oni is… Also, I can’t see any hymens on that vagina… maybe Mary isn’t so much a virgin after all, also, it looks very heart-shaped. I have never seen a Vagina that is heart shaped… Must of not seen enought vaginas.
July 7, 2012 at 12:58 am
Red oni or blue oni?
July 7, 2012 at 5:27 am
A pink oni after I used “My Pink Button” on it.
From what I understand, an Oni is basically an Asian ogre,
July 11, 2012 at 8:58 am
Thank you, slovaksiren, for introducing me to “My Pink Button.”
This product deserves it’s own special place on my bathroom counter…Right next to my “Anal Bleaching Kit.”
(I’m going for that ‘Barely Legal’ look down there.
July 6, 2012 at 2:41 pm
the lozenge shape, which is often used in depictions of the virgin mary, is said to be a yoni, representing the second principle which comes between man, and child.
that said, WHAT IN THE FUCK.
July 6, 2012 at 2:42 pm
I’ve been begging my priest for years to let me cover the altar in vaginas, I’ll have to steer him toward this shop so he can see what I’m going for..
July 6, 2012 at 2:57 pm
Holy, holey, wholly shitty!
July 6, 2012 at 3:17 pm
Kniqui? Is that Etsy for Nicki?
Or did Kenickie from Grease become a hippie artist in later life?
July 6, 2012 at 8:54 pm
Great. Now I keep repeating the idiotic phrase: a hicky from Kenickie. Damn you, Etsy!
July 6, 2012 at 3:53 pm
Poor Mary. She never got to use her hoo-hah for anything besides childbirth in her lifetime, and now middle aged hippies are sticking her in oversized representations of someone else’s.
July 7, 2012 at 1:00 am
Wait, is that a real Catholic belief? Who are the guys called “the brothers of Jesus” in scripture supposed to be? Did Joseph have two wives?
July 7, 2012 at 11:23 pm
Among older Catholics, it was a traditional belief. The “brothers” could have been cousins or sons of Joseph by a first wife, since supposedly he was much older than Mary.
July 6, 2012 at 3:54 pm
I don’t think I’ll ever be able to top this.
I give up.
July 6, 2012 at 4:08 pm
I am intrigued by the hood jewelry. Impractical, but strangely attractive.
July 6, 2012 at 4:10 pm
My vagina looks nothing the Virgin Mary.
July 6, 2012 at 4:12 pm
Having been raised Catholic I find this highly confusing. We were never supposed to touch that part of our body or let the boys touch it, or talk about it, let alone make a shrine to the blessed virgin out of a clay sculpture of one.
July 6, 2012 at 4:46 pm
Hail Mary… er, never mind. Dear me, is this my punishment for writing “wombyn” the other day? It hurt so much to do that… I never can misspell on purpose easily. Rocks and woman hood. I think the spirits are calling to me. I’ll pay my own bail. Have a happy period…always!
July 6, 2012 at 4:53 pm
“wombyn 3 up, 16 down
feminine energy, womyn (woman)
we are a womb
we are not a man so a word is born.
the wombyn is very lovely, indeed.
the wombyn is having a baby, right now!
a wombyn can be your best friend.”
I’m sorry, but don’t women want to be seen as people, rather then being degraded to simply being the packaging for a nine month baby meat hotel?
July 6, 2012 at 5:01 pm
The scary thing is, it gets worse. I’m not so sure if I’d want to be a milf or a milk machine (I rather enjoyed Alice on the Vicar of Dibley after giving birth: “The health visitor explained that I didn’t actually have to eat grass…”) I hope some “wombyn” doesn’t decide to make a Hail Mary Yoni Uteri Pillow with legs.
July 6, 2012 at 5:15 pm
“Wombyn! Because we’re not people, we’re just the meat envelope our reproductive systems come in!”
July 6, 2012 at 6:04 pm
I think I’d be amused by a pair of ovaries and a uterus in a can can skirt with lace stockings. Amused… but I’m cracked, and possibly have had too much sun today. And I wouldn’t buy it. Unless of course, it was for a good cause. Like “Let’s Get Sean Bean to pose for Playgirl”, or something. or Richard Armitage.
July 6, 2012 at 5:50 pm
Has anyone looked at the other things in this shop? April picked the most tasteful item in there. Seriously.
July 6, 2012 at 6:13 pm
Shit, you’re right. WTF is the “black heart of doom”?
July 6, 2012 at 6:48 pm
I think I can connect this item with Picasso and the British Royal Family.
Blue Periods.
July 6, 2012 at 6:49 pm
I guess that would only apply to females in the Royal Family. I hit the “post” button a little too soon there.
July 6, 2012 at 8:11 pm
Ah, finally explains all the feminine protection commercials with the blue liquid.
July 6, 2012 at 8:24 pm
Holy shit? I thought it was “Holy Clit”.
July 7, 2012 at 3:22 am
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July 6, 2012 at 8:24 pm
Took me a few moments but now I recall this verse. It’s one of William Shakespeare’s less romantic efforts, thought to have been written in his youth when he was on a bender and infatuated with a local bar wench.
Then sigh not so
But let clothes go
And be you nude and bonny
When I ask
Please do not say no,
To “Hey, let me see your yoni”
July 7, 2012 at 3:32 am
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July 22, 2012 at 11:36 pm
Calm down, you’ll have an aneurysm. And considering some of the things Shakespeare actually wrote…
July 7, 2012 at 9:32 am
hey, nonny-nonny
July 7, 2012 at 3:21 am
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July 7, 2012 at 2:25 pm
Mary Clam, meet Giant Penis Lady: http://www.etsy.com/listing/74361007/mature-content-giant-penis-sculpture-man
It’s a match made in heaven. Or on Etsy, anyway.