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Regretsy Math

This post first appeared on Regretsy in July of 2011

46 comments on Regretsy Math

  1. T-Bone
    July 2, 2012 at 5:02 pm

    Looks more like Howard Stern, when John Cena sneaks behind him with his “97% in” face on.

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    • anninmaine
      July 2, 2012 at 5:08 pm

      OMG, It IS Howard Stern!!!!!!

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    • jcapua
      July 2, 2012 at 5:13 pm

      I thought the same….

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    • TacZapot
      July 4, 2012 at 9:39 am

      Or a Howard Stern blow up dolls for those guys who really want to stick it to him…

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  2. AsianMen4Me
    July 2, 2012 at 5:02 pm

    Could it also be an unfortunate love child of Howard Stern?

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  3. modestshaylin
    July 2, 2012 at 5:03 pm

    I dunno, I kind of saw more of a Lionel Richie…

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  4. smunkeh
    July 2, 2012 at 5:04 pm

    I really thought I was going to scroll down and see Howard Stern. Really. Also, possibly Bob….that painter guy….don’t really remember his name.

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    • Mugsy Doodle
      July 3, 2012 at 10:25 am

      Bob Ross, may he rest in peace in those happy little clouds he always added to every single painting he ever did.

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  5. Carol
    July 2, 2012 at 5:04 pm

    America’s Got Talent’s newest judge….

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  6. hakojo
    July 2, 2012 at 5:04 pm

    Oh noooooooo!

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    • landcfan
      July 2, 2012 at 9:59 pm

      Something about that comment combined with your avatar made me laugh out loud.

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  7. Mrz113
    July 2, 2012 at 5:09 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  8. upcycledcreamygoodness
    July 2, 2012 at 5:12 pm

    Completely unrelated, but have you seen the Featured Seller at the moment Helen? You’ll love it.

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    • pearlheartgtr
      July 2, 2012 at 5:19 pm

      Ho boy, that was one creamy interview.

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      • OhHowMyBrainHurts
        July 2, 2012 at 5:22 pm

        I couldn’t even finish reading it. My eyes were rolling so much I thought my contacts might pop out!

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        • upcycledcreamygoodness
          July 2, 2012 at 6:38 pm

          me too, i nearly passed out, what a lot of dirty hippy hock

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        • HelloKnitty
          July 2, 2012 at 6:51 pm

          I stopped when I saw the pit hairs

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      • upcycledcreamygoodness
        July 2, 2012 at 6:38 pm

        yeah Full Cream

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    • dredsina
      July 2, 2012 at 7:22 pm

      The word “tribe” in her shop name made it completely unnecessary for me to read any of it. I know the type.

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      • upcycledcreamygoodness
        July 3, 2012 at 1:13 am

        pretentious pretentious pretentious.

        what really annoys me is that they pick these sorts of people for such a coveted spot.

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    • Cockamamie Jamie
      July 3, 2012 at 12:55 am

      She opened my barf chakra

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      • upcycledcreamygoodness
        July 3, 2012 at 1:13 am

        LOL!

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        • upcycledcreamygoodness
          July 3, 2012 at 1:17 am

          there is some nice controversy brewing in the comment thread. Popcorn anyone? Salt and butter?

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    • CindarellaPop
      July 3, 2012 at 9:16 am

      Oh dear Lord she uses the word ‘tribal.’ This should be good.

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  9. OhHowMyBrainHurts
    July 2, 2012 at 5:19 pm

    Hmmm, it looked like a cross between Howard Stern and the Saw mask to me.

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  10. Captain Kangaroo
    July 2, 2012 at 5:29 pm

    One can only imagine the horrors those eyes have seen

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  11. ifyousquintjustright
    July 2, 2012 at 5:37 pm

    They ruined Mr. Bill (in a high pithched voice) OOOHHH NOOOOO!

    I hope you all are old enough to remember Mr.Bill from SNL. This is a travesty. Someone post a pic of the real Mr. Bill.

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  12. Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged
    July 2, 2012 at 5:56 pm

    +

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  13. Dances With Lasagna
    July 2, 2012 at 6:22 pm

    One of a kind?

    Thank God.

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    • Matt Johnson
      July 3, 2012 at 9:13 am

      “You’ll receive a certificate of authenticity” with it”. Awesome. I don’t want anyone doubting the authenticity of this piece, especially when Sotheby’s goes to auction it.

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  14. curious3d
    July 2, 2012 at 6:31 pm

    I can’t give you full credit for this equation, because in the show your work section you left out a significant component:

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    • HermitTheFrog
      July 2, 2012 at 6:50 pm

      OMG, a Howard Stern fuck-me doll. That concept is as revolting as a framed placenta print.

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  15. Mystik Spiral
    July 2, 2012 at 6:50 pm

    I’ve been redecorating the guest room, and all along I couldn’t help but feel it was missing something… This, right on the dresser.

    Let’s see if Aunt Helen decides to stay for “just a few extra nights” again.

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  16. Donnathedead
    July 2, 2012 at 10:13 pm

    I’m starting to get concerned with all these reposts. April, are you feeling sickly again? :*( Grind some dried seahorses and snort it. I saw it in a movie once.

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  17. landcfan
    July 2, 2012 at 10:40 pm

    The goggles are a nice touch.

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  18. Cockamamie Jamie
    July 3, 2012 at 12:36 am

    a wonderful gift for a very naughty, perverse, man?

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  19. Matthew
    July 3, 2012 at 12:39 am

    Ah, the ever popular “transvestite streetwalker” sex doll. Now you can get busted in a compromising position in the comfort of your own home.

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  20. karleytime
    July 3, 2012 at 3:21 am

    To me this totally looks like Dr. Frank-N-Furter + the puppet from Saw!

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  21. mandalamama
    July 3, 2012 at 5:27 am

    looks like Mr. Hand has been busy!

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    • mandalamama
      July 3, 2012 at 7:37 am

      eeps, i’m so old i remember Mr. Hand? where are the old folks here? stand up, if you can ;)

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  22. Maman Brigitte
    July 3, 2012 at 8:52 am

    Marcia Wallace? Damn, I’m really dating myself here.

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  23. Rabbits ‘n’ Chainsaws
    July 3, 2012 at 9:05 am

    Unfortunately I must point out that your math is flawed. The equation simply doesn’t account for the loss of the chin.

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  24. Matt Johnson
    July 3, 2012 at 9:09 am

    Why do people who clearly have no artistic talent persist at it? I suck at football, so guess what? I DON’T PLAY FOOTBALL.

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  25. Cleatus4Lyfe
    July 21, 2012 at 10:14 am

    Was that bride dress made out of leftover Ikea blankets?

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