This post first appeared on Regretsy in July of 2011
Looks more like Howard Stern, when John Cena sneaks behind him with his “97% in” face on.
OMG, It IS Howard Stern!!!!!!
I thought the same….
Or a Howard Stern blow up dolls for those guys who really want to stick it to him…
Could it also be an unfortunate love child of Howard Stern?
I dunno, I kind of saw more of a Lionel Richie…
I really thought I was going to scroll down and see Howard Stern. Really. Also, possibly Bob….that painter guy….don’t really remember his name.
Bob Ross, may he rest in peace in those happy little clouds he always added to every single painting he ever did.
America’s Got Talent’s newest judge….
Something about that comment combined with your avatar made me laugh out loud.
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Looks like my penis … that damn sore just won’t heal.
And oddly enough, his name also is Mr. Bill.
Completely unrelated, but have you seen the Featured Seller at the moment Helen? You’ll love it.
Ho boy, that was one creamy interview.
I couldn’t even finish reading it. My eyes were rolling so much I thought my contacts might pop out!
me too, i nearly passed out, what a lot of dirty hippy hock
I stopped when I saw the pit hairs
yeah Full Cream
The word “tribe” in her shop name made it completely unnecessary for me to read any of it. I know the type.
pretentious pretentious pretentious.
what really annoys me is that they pick these sorts of people for such a coveted spot.
She opened my barf chakra
there is some nice controversy brewing in the comment thread. Popcorn anyone? Salt and butter?
Oh dear Lord she uses the word ‘tribal.’ This should be good.
Hmmm, it looked like a cross between Howard Stern and the Saw mask to me.
One can only imagine the horrors those eyes have seen
They ruined Mr. Bill (in a high pithched voice) OOOHHH NOOOOO!
I hope you all are old enough to remember Mr.Bill from SNL. This is a travesty. Someone post a pic of the real Mr. Bill.
One of a kind?
“You’ll receive a certificate of authenticity” with it”. Awesome. I don’t want anyone doubting the authenticity of this piece, especially when Sotheby’s goes to auction it.
I can’t give you full credit for this equation, because in the show your work section you left out a significant component:
OMG, a Howard Stern fuck-me doll. That concept is as revolting as a framed placenta print.
I’ve been redecorating the guest room, and all along I couldn’t help but feel it was missing something… This, right on the dresser.
Let’s see if Aunt Helen decides to stay for “just a few extra nights” again.
I’m starting to get concerned with all these reposts. April, are you feeling sickly again? :*( Grind some dried seahorses and snort it. I saw it in a movie once.
The goggles are a nice touch.
a wonderful gift for a very naughty, perverse, man?
Ah, the ever popular “transvestite streetwalker” sex doll. Now you can get busted in a compromising position in the comfort of your own home.
To me this totally looks like Dr. Frank-N-Furter + the puppet from Saw!
looks like Mr. Hand has been busy!
eeps, i’m so old i remember Mr. Hand? where are the old folks here? stand up, if you can
Marcia Wallace? Damn, I’m really dating myself here.
Unfortunately I must point out that your math is flawed. The equation simply doesn’t account for the loss of the chin.
Why do people who clearly have no artistic talent persist at it? I suck at football, so guess what? I DON’T PLAY FOOTBALL.
Was that bride dress made out of leftover Ikea blankets?
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