“You’ll receive a certificate of authenticity” with it”. Awesome. I don’t want anyone doubting the authenticity of this piece, especially when Sotheby’s goes to auction it.
I’m starting to get concerned with all these reposts. April, are you feeling sickly again? :*( Grind some dried seahorses and snort it. I saw it in a movie once.
July 2, 2012 at 5:02 pm
Looks more like Howard Stern, when John Cena sneaks behind him with his “97% in” face on.
July 2, 2012 at 5:08 pm
OMG, It IS Howard Stern!!!!!!
July 2, 2012 at 5:13 pm
I thought the same….
July 4, 2012 at 9:39 am
Or a Howard Stern blow up dolls for those guys who really want to stick it to him…
July 2, 2012 at 5:02 pm
Could it also be an unfortunate love child of Howard Stern?
July 2, 2012 at 5:03 pm
I dunno, I kind of saw more of a Lionel Richie…
July 2, 2012 at 5:04 pm
I really thought I was going to scroll down and see Howard Stern. Really. Also, possibly Bob….that painter guy….don’t really remember his name.
July 3, 2012 at 10:25 am
Bob Ross, may he rest in peace in those happy little clouds he always added to every single painting he ever did.
July 2, 2012 at 5:04 pm
America’s Got Talent’s newest judge….
July 2, 2012 at 5:04 pm
Oh noooooooo!
July 2, 2012 at 9:59 pm
Something about that comment combined with your avatar made me laugh out loud.
July 2, 2012 at 5:09 pm
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July 2, 2012 at 5:12 pm
Completely unrelated, but have you seen the Featured Seller at the moment Helen? You’ll love it.
July 2, 2012 at 5:19 pm
Ho boy, that was one creamy interview.
July 2, 2012 at 5:22 pm
I couldn’t even finish reading it. My eyes were rolling so much I thought my contacts might pop out!
July 2, 2012 at 6:38 pm
me too, i nearly passed out, what a lot of dirty hippy hock
July 2, 2012 at 6:51 pm
I stopped when I saw the pit hairs
July 2, 2012 at 6:38 pm
yeah Full Cream
July 2, 2012 at 7:22 pm
The word “tribe” in her shop name made it completely unnecessary for me to read any of it. I know the type.
July 3, 2012 at 1:13 am
pretentious pretentious pretentious.
what really annoys me is that they pick these sorts of people for such a coveted spot.
July 3, 2012 at 12:55 am
She opened my barf chakra
July 3, 2012 at 1:13 am
LOL!
July 3, 2012 at 1:17 am
there is some nice controversy brewing in the comment thread. Popcorn anyone? Salt and butter?
July 3, 2012 at 9:16 am
Oh dear Lord she uses the word ‘tribal.’ This should be good.
July 2, 2012 at 5:19 pm
Hmmm, it looked like a cross between Howard Stern and the Saw mask to me.
July 2, 2012 at 5:29 pm
One can only imagine the horrors those eyes have seen
July 2, 2012 at 5:37 pm
They ruined Mr. Bill (in a high pithched voice) OOOHHH NOOOOO!
I hope you all are old enough to remember Mr.Bill from SNL. This is a travesty. Someone post a pic of the real Mr. Bill.
July 2, 2012 at 5:40 pm
July 2, 2012 at 5:56 pm
July 2, 2012 at 6:22 pm
One of a kind?
Thank God.
July 3, 2012 at 9:13 am
“You’ll receive a certificate of authenticity” with it”. Awesome. I don’t want anyone doubting the authenticity of this piece, especially when Sotheby’s goes to auction it.
July 2, 2012 at 6:31 pm
I can’t give you full credit for this equation, because in the show your work section you left out a significant component:
July 2, 2012 at 6:50 pm
OMG, a Howard Stern fuck-me doll. That concept is as revolting as a framed placenta print.
July 2, 2012 at 6:50 pm
I’ve been redecorating the guest room, and all along I couldn’t help but feel it was missing something… This, right on the dresser.
Let’s see if Aunt Helen decides to stay for “just a few extra nights” again.
July 2, 2012 at 10:13 pm
I’m starting to get concerned with all these reposts. April, are you feeling sickly again? :*( Grind some dried seahorses and snort it. I saw it in a movie once.
July 2, 2012 at 10:40 pm
The goggles are a nice touch.
July 3, 2012 at 12:36 am
a wonderful gift for a very naughty, perverse, man?
July 3, 2012 at 12:39 am
Ah, the ever popular “transvestite streetwalker” sex doll. Now you can get busted in a compromising position in the comfort of your own home.
July 3, 2012 at 3:21 am
To me this totally looks like Dr. Frank-N-Furter + the puppet from Saw!
July 3, 2012 at 5:27 am
looks like Mr. Hand has been busy!
July 3, 2012 at 7:37 am
eeps, i’m so old i remember Mr. Hand? where are the old folks here? stand up, if you can
July 3, 2012 at 8:52 am
Marcia Wallace? Damn, I’m really dating myself here.
July 3, 2012 at 9:05 am
Unfortunately I must point out that your math is flawed. The equation simply doesn’t account for the loss of the chin.
July 3, 2012 at 9:09 am
Why do people who clearly have no artistic talent persist at it? I suck at football, so guess what? I DON’T PLAY FOOTBALL.
July 21, 2012 at 10:14 am
Was that bride dress made out of leftover Ikea blankets?