This post first appeared on Regretsy in July of 2011
Sweet, a beaver face collection! Just in time for Canada Day!
There, I fixed that for you. You’re welcome.
I salute you, Sir.
I wonder if you could use them as merkins?
Give your pussy a luxury fur coat!
One that looks like a furry Yoda head, no less.
Make that just “fur collecting”
I appreciate that the seller added a tape measure. I wouldn’t consider 12″ beaver faces. Too much face.
Also makes a great prank gift for you loved one! A little double-sided tape and you have a merkin with some teeth to it. Just imagine the look on his or her face when they see those beady little eyes staring back at them.
“You kids these days and your Pokemon! When I was your age we actually went outside and caught our own little varmits and it was always our goal to catch em’ all…” *waves cane around*
*smacks slovaksiren with her cane.
“Them kidz are just too caught up in huntin’ them Pogeymanz to appreciate the good outdoors and real hunting an’ catching!”
“Get off’f my lawn, you young whippersnappers!”
Oh, yes. Quick, let me Pinterest this.
How come these beaver faces don’t have the googly eyes liek the other ones we’ve seen so often?
Collectable, you mean like baseball cards?
I really can’t see putting these in my bicycle spokes…
I didn’t before, but I sure see it now. Thanks for that.
I think they’d be pretty awesome in my bike spokes. Like baloney caught in a fan.
Yeah, I know I spelled “bologna” wrong. It was for phonetic effect.
I love baloney.
She must have really hated those beavers.
Or really loved the rest of the beavers, and then kept their faces as trophies.
Happy Canada Day from one of our many stereotypical iconic animals!
…to be perfectly honest, I’ve only seen a handful of beaver in the wild – they’re adorable!
You said “handful of beaver” – heehee.
Beaver Face. . .isn’t she a Canadian Lady Gaga impersonator?
It puts the lotion on its fur…
After all, what man doesn’t want to collect as many beavers as humanly possible?
Yes, but I prefer to just handle them for a time, and then release them back into the wild.
Catch and release!
Oh gosh, … just glad there hasn’t been any sexual innuendos.
“Nice beaver” – complement Jane Spencer (Priscilla Presly) got from Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen) in Naked Gun.
Why, thanks! I just had it stuffed!
From meat dress to beaver merkin–why not?
I can’t tell you how many projects I’ve aborted because I just couldn’t find beaver faces for them. I mean, you can’t skimp when something calls for beaver faces- what’re you gonna use, possum faces? FUCK NO, that’s a rookie move.
Fuck you for making my mind go there.I’m totally envisioning possum face pasties. Beaver just wouldn’t be as awesome as possum either.
Beaver face thong, on the other hand…..
Do not say “beaver”, it is impolite
Say “Pussy Squirrel”
Before I buy these for a project, I need to know–are these CLEAN beavers? or did they come from the wrong side of the stream? Because I don’t want my crafting to have dirty beavers in it.
Wait … Beavers have faces?
That one deserves a thumbs up and a high five.
Gotta catch ‘em all, gotta catch ‘em all!
I present to you, the Etsymon theme song…
I want to be the very best, that no one ever was!
Do Do Do!
To make crap is my real test, to sell it is my cause!
I will search across the site, searching far and wide
Each fuckery, to understand
The triple-moon-wombyn-goddess power that’s inside!
Gotta sell crap!
It’s my glue gun and me
Why am I on Regretsy?
Oh… you’re my best friend
From resellers we must defend!
Gotta buy em’
Does this look like Steampunk to yooou-ooo?
My Risperdol pull me through
Upcycle me and I’ll Upcycle you
Gotta Sell’em all, Gotta buy em’ all! Etsymon!
Pokemon will never be the same for me again.
Me neither, if I had excessive amounts of time on my hands, I would have made some Etsymon cards.
Cleaner than some I’ve seen.
What? Don’t look at me like that.
At the risk of sounding like an insane person….6 for 18 bucks? Thats an amazingly good deal. Even if they are in shit shape, if they are even half-way preserved, that is a steal. I – I might buy this.
if the seller was who I think it was, their shop always has good stuff cheap. Skulls, furs and such.
I said it last year and I’ll say it again.
Beaver faces look better on the beaver.
I’d rather see Bieber Faces instead.
Can’t read my,
Can’t read my
No he can’t read-a my beaver face
Is that like guitar face?
I LOVE DEAD THINGS!!!
I want their skulls more than their faces though. Maybe because bath salts aren’t what I’m smoking when I buy art supplies.
Now, I hate Bidoof and Bibarel as much as the next person, but this is going too far.
Oh well, gotta catch em all!
Dammit, I was actually going to buy these for my dog. 6 for 18 bucks is cheap. But now they’re gone.
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