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COLLECT THEM ALL!

This post first appeared on Regretsy in July of 2011

55 comments on COLLECT THEM ALL!

  1. GlitterFairy
    July 1, 2012 at 1:32 pm

    Sweet, a beaver face collection! Just in time for Canada Day!

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  2. techno_techie
    July 1, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    Damn. Just…damn.

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    • LittleBabyDamien
      July 1, 2012 at 4:09 pm

      Dam. Just…dam.

      There, I fixed that for you. You’re welcome.

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      • dancingnancy
        July 1, 2012 at 7:01 pm

        I salute you, Sir.

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  3. Amyranth
    July 1, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    I wonder if you could use them as merkins?

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    • lemon_bombs
      July 1, 2012 at 7:10 pm

      Give your pussy a luxury fur coat!

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      • TheAngryArchitect
        July 5, 2012 at 2:16 pm

        One that looks like a furry Yoda head, no less.

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  4. SweetWittyHandle
    July 1, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    Make that just “fur collecting”

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  5. techno_techie
    July 1, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    I appreciate that the seller added a tape measure. I wouldn’t consider 12″ beaver faces. Too much face.

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  6. magentaboo
    July 1, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    Also makes a great prank gift for you loved one! A little double-sided tape and you have a merkin with some teeth to it. Just imagine the look on his or her face when they see those beady little eyes staring back at them.

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  7. slovaksiren
    July 1, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    “You kids these days and your Pokemon! When I was your age we actually went outside and caught our own little varmits and it was always our goal to catch em’ all…” *waves cane around*

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    • NanaB
      July 1, 2012 at 1:49 pm

      *smacks slovaksiren with her cane.

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      • slovaksiren
        July 1, 2012 at 1:51 pm

        “Them kidz are just too caught up in huntin’ them Pogeymanz to appreciate the good outdoors and real hunting an’ catching!”

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  8. NanaB
    July 1, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    Oh, yes. Quick, let me Pinterest this.

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  9. vicogin
    July 1, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    How come these beaver faces don’t have the googly eyes liek the other ones we’ve seen so often?

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  10. vicogin
    July 1, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    Collectable, you mean like baseball cards?
    I really can’t see putting these in my bicycle spokes…

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    • HermitTheFrog
      July 1, 2012 at 2:11 pm

      I didn’t before, but I sure see it now. Thanks for that.

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    • Matt Johnson
      July 1, 2012 at 2:35 pm

      I think they’d be pretty awesome in my bike spokes. Like baloney caught in a fan.

      Yeah, I know I spelled “bologna” wrong. It was for phonetic effect.

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  11. stephani9
    July 1, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    She must have really hated those beavers.

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    • Matt Johnson
      July 1, 2012 at 2:32 pm

      Or really loved the rest of the beavers, and then kept their faces as trophies.

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  12. AreYouGoingToEatThatPickle
    July 1, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    Happy Canada Day from one of our many stereotypical iconic animals!

    …to be perfectly honest, I’ve only seen a handful of beaver in the wild – they’re adorable! ;)

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    • trousers rolled
      July 2, 2012 at 4:19 pm

      You said “handful of beaver” – heehee.

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  13. TooManyCookbooks
    July 1, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    Beaver Face. . .isn’t she a Canadian Lady Gaga impersonator?

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  14. Matthew
    July 1, 2012 at 2:00 pm

    It puts the lotion on its fur…

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  15. Cockamamie Jamie
    July 1, 2012 at 2:15 pm

    After all, what man doesn’t want to collect as many beavers as humanly possible?

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    • ZapBrainAgain
      July 1, 2012 at 3:31 pm

      Yes, but I prefer to just handle them for a time, and then release them back into the wild.

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  16. Rubber_Wonder_Boy
    July 1, 2012 at 2:15 pm

    Oh gosh, … just glad there hasn’t been any sexual innuendos.

    YET.

    “Nice beaver” – complement Jane Spencer (Priscilla Presly) got from Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen) in Naked Gun.

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    • Thinlyslicedcabbage
      July 1, 2012 at 3:56 pm

      Why, thanks! I just had it stuffed!

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  17. magentaboo
    July 1, 2012 at 2:26 pm
  18. Matt Johnson
    July 1, 2012 at 2:31 pm

    I can’t tell you how many projects I’ve aborted because I just couldn’t find beaver faces for them. I mean, you can’t skimp when something calls for beaver faces- what’re you gonna use, possum faces? FUCK NO, that’s a rookie move.

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    • Wickedheart
      July 1, 2012 at 9:10 pm

      Fuck you for making my mind go there.I’m totally envisioning possum face pasties. Beaver just wouldn’t be as awesome as possum either.

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  19. Petja-Herra
    July 1, 2012 at 2:48 pm

    Do not say “beaver”, it is impolite
    Say “Pussy Squirrel”

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  20. yddraiggoch1240
    July 1, 2012 at 3:12 pm

    Before I buy these for a project, I need to know–are these CLEAN beavers? or did they come from the wrong side of the stream? Because I don’t want my crafting to have dirty beavers in it.

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  21. Drgibbs
    July 1, 2012 at 4:14 pm

    Wait … Beavers have faces?

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  22. MockingbirdDont
    July 1, 2012 at 4:15 pm

    Gotta catch ‘em all, gotta catch ‘em all!

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    • slovaksiren
      July 1, 2012 at 5:18 pm

      I present to you, the Etsymon theme song…

      I want to be the very best, that no one ever was!
      Do Do Do!
      To make crap is my real test, to sell it is my cause!
      I will search across the site, searching far and wide
      Each fuckery, to understand
      The triple-moon-wombyn-goddess power that’s inside!

      Etsymon!
      Gotta sell crap!
      It’s my glue gun and me
      Why am I on Regretsy?

      Etsymon!
      Oh… you’re my best friend
      From resellers we must defend!

      Etsymon
      Gotta buy em’
      Does this look like Steampunk to yooou-ooo?
      My Risperdol pull me through
      Upcycle me and I’ll Upcycle you
      ETSYMOOOON!!!

      Gotta Sell’em all, Gotta buy em’ all! Etsymon!

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      • MockingbirdDont
        July 1, 2012 at 7:04 pm

        Pokemon will never be the same for me again.

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        • slovaksiren
          July 2, 2012 at 8:49 am

          Me neither, if I had excessive amounts of time on my hands, I would have made some Etsymon cards.

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  23. The White Clouds of Opium
    July 1, 2012 at 5:45 pm

    Cleaner than some I’ve seen.

    What? Don’t look at me like that.

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  24. onestopannijaksun
    July 1, 2012 at 6:30 pm

    At the risk of sounding like an insane person….6 for 18 bucks? Thats an amazingly good deal. Even if they are in shit shape, if they are even half-way preserved, that is a steal. I – I might buy this.

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    • resonanteye
      July 2, 2012 at 2:41 am

      if the seller was who I think it was, their shop always has good stuff cheap. Skulls, furs and such.

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  25. katfud
    July 1, 2012 at 6:56 pm

    I said it last year and I’ll say it again.

    Beaver faces look better on the beaver.

    I’d rather see Bieber Faces instead.

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  26. FranklinOR
    July 1, 2012 at 7:58 pm

    Can’t read my,
    Can’t read my
    No he can’t read-a my beaver face

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  27. Shirley Knott
    July 1, 2012 at 9:23 pm

    Is that like guitar face?

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  28. resonanteye
    July 2, 2012 at 2:40 am

    I LOVE DEAD THINGS!!!

    I want their skulls more than their faces though. Maybe because bath salts aren’t what I’m smoking when I buy art supplies.

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  29. Sunkern
    July 2, 2012 at 6:59 am

    Now, I hate Bidoof and Bibarel as much as the next person, but this is going too far.

    Oh well, gotta catch em all!

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  30. Totomaya
    July 4, 2012 at 5:20 pm

    Dammit, I was actually going to buy these for my dog. 6 for 18 bucks is cheap. But now they’re gone.

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