Also makes a great prank gift for you loved one! A little double-sided tape and you have a merkin with some teeth to it. Just imagine the look on his or her face when they see those beady little eyes staring back at them.
“You kids these days and your Pokemon! When I was your age we actually went outside and caught our own little varmits and it was always our goal to catch em’ all…” *waves cane around*
I can’t tell you how many projects I’ve aborted because I just couldn’t find beaver faces for them. I mean, you can’t skimp when something calls for beaver faces- what’re you gonna use, possum faces? FUCK NO, that’s a rookie move.
Before I buy these for a project, I need to know–are these CLEAN beavers? or did they come from the wrong side of the stream? Because I don’t want my crafting to have dirty beavers in it.
I want to be the very best, that no one ever was!
Do Do Do!
To make crap is my real test, to sell it is my cause!
I will search across the site, searching far and wide
Each fuckery, to understand
The triple-moon-wombyn-goddess power that’s inside!
Etsymon!
Gotta sell crap!
It’s my glue gun and me
Why am I on Regretsy?
Etsymon!
Oh… you’re my best friend
From resellers we must defend!
Etsymon
Gotta buy em’
Does this look like Steampunk to yooou-ooo?
My Risperdol pull me through
Upcycle me and I’ll Upcycle you
ETSYMOOOON!!!
At the risk of sounding like an insane person….6 for 18 bucks? Thats an amazingly good deal. Even if they are in shit shape, if they are even half-way preserved, that is a steal. I – I might buy this.
July 1, 2012 at 1:32 pm
Sweet, a beaver face collection! Just in time for Canada Day!
July 1, 2012 at 1:33 pm
Damn. Just…damn.
July 1, 2012 at 4:09 pm
Dam. Just…dam.
There, I fixed that for you. You’re welcome.
July 1, 2012 at 7:01 pm
I salute you, Sir.
July 1, 2012 at 1:33 pm
I wonder if you could use them as merkins?
July 1, 2012 at 7:10 pm
Give your pussy a luxury fur coat!
July 5, 2012 at 2:16 pm
One that looks like a furry Yoda head, no less.
July 1, 2012 at 1:33 pm
Make that just “fur collecting”
July 1, 2012 at 1:37 pm
I appreciate that the seller added a tape measure. I wouldn’t consider 12″ beaver faces. Too much face.
July 1, 2012 at 1:37 pm
Also makes a great prank gift for you loved one! A little double-sided tape and you have a merkin with some teeth to it. Just imagine the look on his or her face when they see those beady little eyes staring back at them.
July 1, 2012 at 1:46 pm
“You kids these days and your Pokemon! When I was your age we actually went outside and caught our own little varmits and it was always our goal to catch em’ all…” *waves cane around*
July 1, 2012 at 1:49 pm
*smacks slovaksiren with her cane.
July 1, 2012 at 1:51 pm
“Them kidz are just too caught up in huntin’ them Pogeymanz to appreciate the good outdoors and real hunting an’ catching!”
July 1, 2012 at 2:32 pm
“Get off’f my lawn, you young whippersnappers!”
July 1, 2012 at 1:46 pm
Oh, yes. Quick, let me Pinterest this.
July 1, 2012 at 1:52 pm
How come these beaver faces don’t have the googly eyes liek the other ones we’ve seen so often?
July 1, 2012 at 1:53 pm
Collectable, you mean like baseball cards?
I really can’t see putting these in my bicycle spokes…
July 1, 2012 at 2:11 pm
I didn’t before, but I sure see it now. Thanks for that.
July 1, 2012 at 2:35 pm
I think they’d be pretty awesome in my bike spokes. Like baloney caught in a fan.
Yeah, I know I spelled “bologna” wrong. It was for phonetic effect.
July 1, 2012 at 4:02 pm
I love baloney.
July 1, 2012 at 5:27 pm
July 1, 2012 at 1:55 pm
She must have really hated those beavers.
July 1, 2012 at 2:32 pm
Or really loved the rest of the beavers, and then kept their faces as trophies.
July 1, 2012 at 1:57 pm
Happy Canada Day from one of our many stereotypical iconic animals!
…to be perfectly honest, I’ve only seen a handful of beaver in the wild – they’re adorable!
July 2, 2012 at 4:19 pm
You said “handful of beaver” – heehee.
July 1, 2012 at 1:58 pm
Beaver Face. . .isn’t she a Canadian Lady Gaga impersonator?
July 1, 2012 at 2:00 pm
It puts the lotion on its fur…
July 1, 2012 at 2:15 pm
After all, what man doesn’t want to collect as many beavers as humanly possible?
July 1, 2012 at 3:31 pm
Yes, but I prefer to just handle them for a time, and then release them back into the wild.
July 1, 2012 at 5:29 pm
July 2, 2012 at 5:15 am
Catch and release!
July 1, 2012 at 2:15 pm
Oh gosh, … just glad there hasn’t been any sexual innuendos.
YET.
“Nice beaver” – complement Jane Spencer (Priscilla Presly) got from Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen) in Naked Gun.
July 1, 2012 at 3:56 pm
Why, thanks! I just had it stuffed!
July 1, 2012 at 2:26 pm
From meat dress to beaver merkin–why not?
July 1, 2012 at 2:31 pm
I can’t tell you how many projects I’ve aborted because I just couldn’t find beaver faces for them. I mean, you can’t skimp when something calls for beaver faces- what’re you gonna use, possum faces? FUCK NO, that’s a rookie move.
July 1, 2012 at 9:10 pm
Fuck you for making my mind go there.I’m totally envisioning possum face pasties. Beaver just wouldn’t be as awesome as possum either.
July 2, 2012 at 7:58 am
Beaver face thong, on the other hand…..
July 1, 2012 at 2:48 pm
Do not say “beaver”, it is impolite
Say “Pussy Squirrel”
July 1, 2012 at 3:12 pm
Before I buy these for a project, I need to know–are these CLEAN beavers? or did they come from the wrong side of the stream? Because I don’t want my crafting to have dirty beavers in it.
July 1, 2012 at 4:14 pm
Wait … Beavers have faces?
July 1, 2012 at 5:34 pm
July 1, 2012 at 5:57 pm
That one deserves a thumbs up and a high five.
July 1, 2012 at 4:15 pm
Gotta catch ‘em all, gotta catch ‘em all!
July 1, 2012 at 5:18 pm
I present to you, the Etsymon theme song…
I want to be the very best, that no one ever was!
Do Do Do!
To make crap is my real test, to sell it is my cause!
I will search across the site, searching far and wide
Each fuckery, to understand
The triple-moon-wombyn-goddess power that’s inside!
Etsymon!
Gotta sell crap!
It’s my glue gun and me
Why am I on Regretsy?
Etsymon!
Oh… you’re my best friend
From resellers we must defend!
Etsymon
Gotta buy em’
Does this look like Steampunk to yooou-ooo?
My Risperdol pull me through
Upcycle me and I’ll Upcycle you
ETSYMOOOON!!!
Gotta Sell’em all, Gotta buy em’ all! Etsymon!
July 1, 2012 at 7:04 pm
Pokemon will never be the same for me again.
July 2, 2012 at 8:49 am
Me neither, if I had excessive amounts of time on my hands, I would have made some Etsymon cards.
July 1, 2012 at 5:45 pm
Cleaner than some I’ve seen.
What? Don’t look at me like that.
July 1, 2012 at 6:30 pm
At the risk of sounding like an insane person….6 for 18 bucks? Thats an amazingly good deal. Even if they are in shit shape, if they are even half-way preserved, that is a steal. I – I might buy this.
July 2, 2012 at 2:41 am
if the seller was who I think it was, their shop always has good stuff cheap. Skulls, furs and such.
July 1, 2012 at 6:56 pm
I said it last year and I’ll say it again.
Beaver faces look better on the beaver.
I’d rather see Bieber Faces instead.
July 1, 2012 at 7:58 pm
Can’t read my,
Can’t read my
No he can’t read-a my beaver face
July 1, 2012 at 9:23 pm
Is that like guitar face?
July 2, 2012 at 2:40 am
I LOVE DEAD THINGS!!!
I want their skulls more than their faces though. Maybe because bath salts aren’t what I’m smoking when I buy art supplies.
July 2, 2012 at 6:59 am
Now, I hate Bidoof and Bibarel as much as the next person, but this is going too far.
Oh well, gotta catch em all!
July 4, 2012 at 5:20 pm
Dammit, I was actually going to buy these for my dog. 6 for 18 bucks is cheap. But now they’re gone.