On A Roll
This post first appeared on Regretsy in June of 2011
First of all, how is this a coozy? Isn’t a coozy one of those insulated things you put on a beer can to keep it cold? Or does this keep your toilet paper chilled for anal refreshment? And how does this save toilet paper? Is it because it’s such a pain in the ass to take the roll out of the fucking fabric baggie that no one bothers to wipe anymore? That doesn’t seem like such a bargain. Maybe you save toilet paper, but your Shout bill is going to go through the roof.
Then again, maybe you’re just supposed to back up and wipe your ass on this thing. I guess that’s possible. But I thought that’s what guest towels were for.
THESE ARE THE THINGS THAT I THINK ABOUT