This post first appeared on Regretsy in July of 2011
STOP MAKING CRAFTS WITH YOUR BODY PARTS
Stop knitting with your pubic hair and sculpting your ear wax and saving your cuticles to throw at weddings. Just stop it right now.
Jesus would you look at that? That is enough to put me off my feed. I swear to God I saw something moving in there.
Oh, I know what you’re going to say. “People often made crafts with their hair in Victorian times!”
Wow, that’s really interesting. Oh look at the time! It’s 2011. We don’t die of black lung, we don’t get run over by horse drawn carts and we don’t have to sit around making shit with our dandruff.
WE HAVE YARN NOW