This post first appeared on Regretsy in June of 2011
The world is evil, but, fortunately, life is short. Remains.
Yeah, $75 to make up my own story as to what the fuck this is?
Now we know the answer to the question: Whatever happened to the white dog poop from the 70′s?
Right, Matt? Usually etsy sellers will charge you extra for the whimsical stories they write about their crap but this one is charging you to write your own?
That should be “whimsicle.”
Now witness the snarky firepower of this fully armed and operational Regretsy comment box!
Darth Vader and Jabba the Huts still born love child?
I laughed really hard and then felt guilty for doing so. Shame on you.
Aww don’t feel bad! The child was the offspring of two of the nastiest bastards in the Galaxy. It’s for the best really… growing up with them as your parents would be HELL… imagine the bullying *shudder*. And you could never cop off with Leia… because she’s your sister… and you’re butt ugly!
Didn’t I see that in a jar of formaldehyde at the Mutter Museum?
That’s precisely what I was thinking! I wonder if it comes with the smell?
I wonder what the size of the smell is.
Is it a young or an old smell? It’s up to you to decide!
Young or old decomposition, I imagine one smells as bad as the other.
And can I change the size of the smell, or does it cost extra, like a spanking from Mei Ling, who could do strange things with her… never mind!
My first thought here was, “QUAAAAIIIIID”, but that’s just me.
Open your mind… Oopen your miiind… Ooopen your miinndd.
it is one of a kind but made from a mold. i am thinking i don’t understand crafts as well (poorly) as i thought i did. i am right about at the level of April on Martha Stewart right now. perhaps i should drink more.
To be fair, it could be a plaster mold that is broken when the piece is taken out.
To be snarky, they broke the wrong part.
Yeah, the ONE question that’s gnawing at me is “is it young or old?” I definitely have no other questions about this thing.
After unfortunately clicking on some links in the comments of the useable My Little Pony, I have only terrible thoughts about the globbish white glazing substance on top.
This may just be my problem, but I really can’t stand alliterative titles. Stop trying to make the aborted fetus sculpture “cute”. It’s not working.
I don’t know, Matt… would’ve worked for me if the seller had remembered to include “abysmal.”
Don’t forget “atrocious,” “awful” and “absurd.”
Not just you. People who name their businesses things like Craft Corner, Cozy Corner or (shudder) Kopper Kettle should be publicly flogged. Same with anyone in the U.S. that spells shop, “shoppe” (I’ll let the UK/Irish set their own rules).
My parents live in the Berkshire Mountains, and there used to be one of those mediocre “campground” type places, only with budget mini “log cabins” near there. The name of the place was “Kozy Kabins”- it used to drive me nuts. I mean, neither of those words actually starts with a K- was it an attempt to be clever somehow? I’ll never know, I guess, because it burned down.
In the Berkshires, there’s a side-of-the-road budget campground type place called “Kozy Kabins”. I hate that so much I can’t stand it.
Burn Victim Buddah
Collect the whole set.
That exists. Just saying.
There is a Buddha statue attributed with burn victims.
Right? Or Raiders of the Lost Arc Buddha. He survived cause he’s Buddha but he shouldn’t have looked.
I have this skanky cousin I absolutely despise having a baby in a few months. Now I know what to get her for the baby shower. Thanks, Etsy!
Too bad you can’t get it for her right now, ’cause that would totally trigger morning sickness. Hell, it makes me feel a little sick, and I’m not pregnant.
The temptation is very strong…
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Commas…. Please. I read “I have this scanky cousin” “I absolutely despise having a baby in a few months.”
Why are you assuming that I don’t despise having a baby in a few months? I’m fat and jealous enough to despise whatsoever I desire, thank you very much.
That statement wouldn’t require commas anyway. Possibly a “that” or a “who’s” thrown in there, but I read it the way she meant it the first time around without any problems.
Vindication!!! Rereading it though, I totally did cringe a bit at my comment, but whatevs, man. I was drunk. (No, I wasn’t.)
SO MANY COMMAS!!! Hahah! Just fuckin’ with ya.
It was totally on purpose. No, it wasn’t. I was drunk. (No, I wasn’t.)
Someone must really like…
I don’t know how I’m going to finish that sentence, and I’m regretting starting it.
Agonized Ann, the Abhorrent Abortion.
I wanted to get a better look at Agonized Ann’s Atrocity, but this is a recycled posting from a year ago.
It vaguely appears to be a buddha or monk statue, except for the part where it lacks even passing resemblance to anything blissful, meditative, serene, or contemplative.
The expression seems to be more one of horror at crapping in the bed again.
Little known fact: When Darth Vader took off his helmet at the end of the day, he’d rock the shit out of that harmonica and they’d all call him “Darth Dylan”.
Somebody reeeeeeeeeeally likes ceramics…
Dammit Reginald, I told you not to let the baby near the pillar candles! Now put her in the freezer until the the wax hardens and we can get her out.
It’s so weird to get up after a night of debauchery and drinking wine to find my work being featured by Regretsy. And here I thought you guys would only be sated with having me in your book! Have at me, y’all! I’m gonna’ go watch Brave and cry into my bucket of popcorn and keg of soda and come back and read the rest of your comments.
PS. I didn’t delete the listing, it was just inactive. Sorry ’bout that.
But does it play beautiful music?
It’s the creepy Twilight baby!
If the Face of Bo had a hot date with Jabba the Hut.
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