That happens frequently on items featured on Regretsy…usually by sellers who bitch and moan that April is getting all criminally by posting things here. They never acknowledge that we send them more traffic than they’ve had.
Then again, we’ve had cupcakes who claim they don’t want sales that are a result of being featured here. Guess that’s because the money that comes through PayPal from an FJL is cursed and should be avoided.
Food for thought; This is probably an accurate depiction of what MJ might look like now… You know… With the decomposition of whatever natural tissue was left of his face.
June 26, 2012 at 9:32 am
Does it make sense that the price on this has actually gone UP since this was first featured?
June 26, 2012 at 9:45 am
That happens frequently on items featured on Regretsy…usually by sellers who bitch and moan that April is getting all criminally by posting things here. They never acknowledge that we send them more traffic than they’ve had.
Then again, we’ve had cupcakes who claim they don’t want sales that are a result of being featured here. Guess that’s because the money that comes through PayPal from an FJL is cursed and should be avoided.
June 26, 2012 at 9:49 am
Mugsy, be fair now, paypal money is cursed, whom-so-ever initiated the transaction.
June 26, 2012 at 9:53 am
::headdesk::
::headdesk::
::headdesk::
*stops to reply to Whimsiclefucker*
You’re right, Whims, as usual.
*goes back to banging head on desk*
June 26, 2012 at 10:41 am
Yes, because raising the price worked sooooo well as a marketing initiative that it’s still in the *ahem* artist’s (?) store a year later!
June 26, 2012 at 10:47 am
OhHowMyBrainHurts, that makes it RETRO and more valuable!
June 26, 2012 at 12:03 pm
A few more years down the road, a cog glued to his nose, and…. IT’S STEAMPUNK!
June 26, 2012 at 1:30 pm
the price went up because he is even more dead now. the more time that passes, the more something is worth according to the “experts”
June 26, 2012 at 9:34 am
To quote my other reason for getting up in the morning: “BDGAAAAAAH!!”. It has not aged well, no no no.
June 26, 2012 at 9:34 am
I think your “Pop” went flat.
June 26, 2012 at 9:35 am
I think that Regretsy math indicates it’s a fairly accurate portrait.
June 26, 2012 at 9:59 am
It really captures the “fucked-up” part of Michael Jackson perfectly.
June 26, 2012 at 9:38 am
The Steamroller School of Art.
June 26, 2012 at 9:40 am
so…michael jackson post-op + joan crawford = michael jackson!
June 26, 2012 at 10:56 am
actually the first picture is the Invisible man and in this painting MJ is less King of Pop and more King of Poop
June 26, 2012 at 9:41 am
They got the nose right.
June 26, 2012 at 9:50 am
Minerva Mcgonagall won best costume the year she went as a Death Eater…
June 26, 2012 at 9:54 am
“Jordan” is an elephant
June 26, 2012 at 10:53 am
I just got that.
June 26, 2012 at 9:57 am
Michael Jackson – still dead.
Tragicrafting three years later – not dead.
June 26, 2012 at 9:58 am
They must’ve had a sale on black and gray down at Michael’s.
June 26, 2012 at 10:09 am
Something tells me the hangers were not wire at all.
June 26, 2012 at 10:13 am
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS CANVAS
June 26, 2012 at 10:16 am
What a horrible thing to do to quality acrylic paint.
June 26, 2012 at 10:19 am
I’m surprised the canvas didn’t reject the paint once it realized what was happening to it.
June 26, 2012 at 10:31 am
That nose is shaped too much like a real nose to belong to MJ.
June 26, 2012 at 10:33 am
This is how I imagine John Travolta will eventually look if he doesn’t lay off the hair plugs.
June 26, 2012 at 10:48 am
And the male masseurs.
June 26, 2012 at 10:52 am
He’s totally straight! He has a “wife”! He flies planes! Gay guys don’t have “wives” and fly planes, do they?
June 26, 2012 at 12:04 pm
Especially not if they’re Scientologists!
June 26, 2012 at 10:53 am
and E-meters and Theatans and male Theatan masseurs
June 26, 2012 at 10:55 am
One of my favorite Onion headlines: “New E-Meter Measures Human Gullibility”.
June 26, 2012 at 12:05 pm
Ah, should’ve scrolled down a bit more before posting…
June 26, 2012 at 10:55 am
And some FJLs thought the photoshopped picture of his corpse was bad!
June 26, 2012 at 11:32 am
Ah, yes, I remember this artist. It’s the same teen who did the David Bowie painting.
June 26, 2012 at 4:46 pm
Reminds me of Sloth from the Goonies.
June 26, 2012 at 11:36 am
All this art work is ‘deep’.
In fact, it’s a perfect expression of Man’s Inhumanity To Man as an artistic expression! A Sadartist if you will.
June 26, 2012 at 11:53 am
I much prefer a Sedarist.
June 26, 2012 at 12:05 pm
Amy or David?
June 26, 2012 at 12:53 pm
David, first, then Amy.
June 26, 2012 at 1:05 pm
Amy’s sicker, David’s more palatable to general audiences. I like ‘em both, but Amy’s more my style.
June 26, 2012 at 11:38 am
I’m wondering if this art is bad enough to be accepted to The Museum of Bad Art? Maybe someone should contact them,
June 26, 2012 at 12:09 pm
Food for thought; This is probably an accurate depiction of what MJ might look like now… You know… With the decomposition of whatever natural tissue was left of his face.
June 26, 2012 at 2:49 pm
It looks like Tammy Faye Baker’s death mask.