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LIGHT SAVER

101 comments on LIGHT SAVER

  1. KatP
    June 25, 2012 at 3:51 pm

    Just the fact that the listing is the same misspelling says to me that they stand behind their mistake. I applaud you, sir or madam.

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    • fugu_me
      June 25, 2012 at 3:54 pm

      The meme they have linked to is spelled “trap”, so I think it’s a double-shot of unchecked spelling

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      • daftalchemist
        June 25, 2012 at 3:58 pm

        Well, it is also a meme to switch letters or words within existing memes, like turning “Gentlemen” into “Mentlegen”.

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        • invisa
          June 25, 2012 at 4:28 pm

          There’s like a meme of the it’s a trap meme that goes, it’s a tarp. check urban dictionary, or know your meme.

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          • kat
            June 25, 2012 at 6:41 pm

            Yep. The blurb I found says it’s an offshoot meme about 4y/o. New to me, though, so I got a laugh out of this post.

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        • mfj
          June 26, 2012 at 1:17 pm

          Intra-word Spoonerisms are a meme?

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      • Burn The Internet
        June 26, 2012 at 10:51 am

        It’s a tarp is part of the Akbar meme where he says like “It’s a trap!” “It’s a tarp!” “It’s a carp!” “It’s a frappe!” and various other words that are similar to trap in one way or another.

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    • MissPlace
      June 25, 2012 at 4:00 pm

      It’s not misspelled. It’s a joke.

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      • Zefram Cockring
        June 25, 2012 at 4:17 pm

        Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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    • Redd
      June 25, 2012 at 6:46 pm

      We stand behind all of our mistakes.

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  2. ebinard
    June 25, 2012 at 3:51 pm

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    • left4good
      June 25, 2012 at 6:51 pm

      Oh my DOG!

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      • mandalamama
        June 26, 2012 at 5:38 am

        Oh Long Johnson!

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        • GlitterFairy
          June 27, 2012 at 9:18 pm

          Oh Don Piano!

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      • BrooklynK
        June 26, 2012 at 12:11 pm

        I can’t help but post my all-time favorite joke here: What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?
        Someone who lies awake at night, wondering if there really is a dog.

        Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waitress.

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    • ebinard
      June 26, 2012 at 12:44 pm

      calm down people. my craptastic iphone facebook app freaked out in mid-type and posted only the first 3 words of my intended post. the rest is somewhere below…

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  3. SheleetaHam
    June 25, 2012 at 3:52 pm

    Dyslexics of the world…UNTIE!

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    • Rahdah Rahdah
      June 25, 2012 at 4:21 pm

      … And this dyslexic read that as “Unite”.

      FML

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    • SlySevSteph
      June 25, 2012 at 6:04 pm

      When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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      • Hell Yes
        June 25, 2012 at 7:50 pm

        Free MELONS!

        Free all the melons.

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      • RamonaFlowers7
        June 27, 2012 at 10:01 am

        Make life take the melons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn melons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson melons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the melons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible melon that burns your house down!

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  4. Big New Wave
    June 25, 2012 at 3:52 pm

    It’s a PRAT!

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  5. Madam Morgana
    June 25, 2012 at 3:53 pm

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  6. ebinard
    June 25, 2012 at 3:53 pm

    You are going to sell so many fucking tarps with that ad!

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    • ebinard
      June 25, 2012 at 3:54 pm

      Of course then you’ll get sued by lucasfilm…

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    • NanaB
      June 25, 2012 at 4:18 pm

      What you really need to go with are some old wooden boats from Bali.

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  7. thecreightonberyl
    June 25, 2012 at 3:57 pm

    For a Tarp, 4″x6″ isn’t very useful. It doesn’t even look waterproof.

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    • Zippy
      June 25, 2012 at 9:38 pm

      It’s a Spinal Tap Tarp Trap!

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  8. SewDragonDesigns
    June 25, 2012 at 3:59 pm

    I would buy one of those tarps and make a trap!!!

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  9. Portmandont
    June 25, 2012 at 4:00 pm

    It’s not a mistake, though lol. If you actually follow the link (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/its-a-trap) you’ll see that it’s an intentional misspelling, in keeping with the “It’s a tarp!” meme. Still horrible stitchery, of course.

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    • SlySevSteph
      June 25, 2012 at 6:06 pm

      It’s the spacing that gets me. And the font…

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      • Portmandont
        June 25, 2012 at 6:09 pm

        Yeah, definitely not their best work. Though, I do think Geekopolis carries some awesome products. :)

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      • Redd
        June 25, 2012 at 6:18 pm

        I agree. I’ll remake it <3

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        • Portmandont
          June 25, 2012 at 9:17 pm

          Awesome, Redd! : ) Might I add, I’m very impressed with the number of Doctor Who items you carry. Keep on stitchin’! You have a lot of fans. :D

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    • kat
      June 25, 2012 at 6:46 pm

      I wish there were more witty wallhangings on Etsy that actually featured embroidery or cross-stitch or some other ACTUAL CRAFTSMANSHIP! My snake can stitch fancier than this!

      (*I lied. I have no snake. It just seemed funny)

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      • kat
        June 25, 2012 at 6:58 pm

        (of course, this IS fairly priced for the effort. Stuff like I dream of would be more like a hundred bucks)

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        • Redd
          June 26, 2012 at 1:18 pm

          The simple font I chose is clearly not a winner with you guys ;)
          That’s why it’s so much cheaper than my other work. I’ll make it again and extra fancy.

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  10. Corvidae
    June 25, 2012 at 4:09 pm

    Fuck yes, tarps are useful for so many things. But they CAN get you intro trouble, so are worth coming with a warning:

    I once found what appeared to be a huge, brand-spanking-new, bright blue tarp crumpled up in the ravine behind my office building. I was like, hell yeah, free tarp!, and went to get it.

    Turns out that the tarp was shoved down there to cover……the beheaded body of a small calf.

    True. Story.

    We called the cops but nothing ever came of it.

    So beware of free tarps.

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    • lettucego
      June 25, 2012 at 4:13 pm

      wow, how awful.

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    • Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged
      June 25, 2012 at 6:23 pm

      So the tarp was a trap?

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      • FireKraken
        June 25, 2012 at 8:50 pm

        Alas that it is not in my power to award CotD.

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    • kat
      June 25, 2012 at 6:50 pm

      SOOOO weird! If I were gonna dispose of a body in a wooded ravine, I’d want it to go unseen (isn’t that the point?)so I’d not cover it with something blue. I also think decay would be one of my goals, so I wouldn’t wrap it in anything. Nothing about that story makes sense. But I guess I’m silly to hope for rational thinking from people who behead calves.

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    • RevW
      June 25, 2012 at 9:13 pm

      Damn it, this is important … did you keep the TARP?

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      • Corvidae
        June 26, 2012 at 11:46 am

        I’m not gonna lie…I still really considered it. Cause yeah, it was BRAND NEW. They must have bought it specifically for….whatever the hell they did.

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        • RevW
          June 26, 2012 at 12:54 pm

          You’re going to lose your corvid privileges if you keep this up. A ranking member would have kept the calf AND the tarp and called in several friends to get it all back home.

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  11. NanaB
    June 25, 2012 at 4:10 pm

    I don’t get it.

    I mean, I get it, but I don’t get it.

    Stitch it on a bit of blue tarp, I’d get it. Throw in an outline of Ackbar, I might really get it.

    Maybe ize just old.

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    • Big New Wave
      June 25, 2012 at 4:32 pm

      I agree. It dramatically loses the lolz with the removal of Ackbar and tarp imagery. Like a punchline without the rest of the joke…

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      • Corvidae
        June 26, 2012 at 11:47 am

        “So the woman looks at her husband and says, ‘Honey…this one’s eating my popcorn!’ “

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    • ebinard
      June 25, 2012 at 5:59 pm

      If it was stitched on blue tarp with an admiral ackbar I would buy it so fast!

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  12. buttonandbutton
    June 25, 2012 at 4:10 pm

    I don’t have to worry about where I will put it??!! Thank goodness!

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    • kat
      June 25, 2012 at 6:53 pm

      That frame must have powers of distorting space to allow the piece to occupy any space, even if already occupied by other matter. I suppose it must be made from recycled Balinese Dr Who Phoneboxes.

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  13. gotchan
    June 25, 2012 at 4:27 pm

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  14. bschooled
    June 25, 2012 at 4:30 pm

    It’s perfect!

    Just one question…what’s a frame?

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  15. HermitTheFrog
    June 25, 2012 at 4:30 pm

    I am picturing the sellers (The Pauly and Redd Show, if we are to believe the description) are reading this, fist-bumping, and crowing “Mission Accomplished, eh?”

    Could April have fallen for a Regretsy tarp?

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    • Bronc Drywall
      June 25, 2012 at 5:21 pm

      Of course it’s on purpose.

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      • HermitTheFrog
        June 25, 2012 at 5:32 pm

        Feeling properly chastised by Bronc. Props to you or April for the Canvas Emporium mock-up though.

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      • mandalamama
        June 26, 2012 at 5:44 am

        yeah yeah, that’s what my cat says whenever she falls off a table and she’s trying to look like she meant to do that.

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        • BrooklynK
          June 26, 2012 at 12:15 pm

          And afterward she went behind the couch and said “fucking MEOW”!
          (quoting George Carlin)

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      • DarkSock
        June 26, 2012 at 8:25 am

        The tarp’s on porpoise…

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        • BrooklynK
          June 26, 2012 at 12:16 pm

          The guy on the right is slapping his forehead in response to your pun.

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  16. Pfeffernusse
    June 25, 2012 at 4:56 pm

    I’ve been a gamer for (too long) and a few years ago we started saying ‘it’s a tarp’ because, I guess, it was funny–and yes, we meant trap lol Besides, people type so fast or say disjointed things in Vent, so we just always went for it. I’ve never seen the meme.

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  17. customcomix
    June 25, 2012 at 4:58 pm

    No, I know these guys– If you scroll down on the page that they link to, you can see that the tarp is intentional. Ive heard the tarp meme too! I think it’s great!

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  18. HelloInterloper
    June 25, 2012 at 6:00 pm

    Geekopolis is great! I bought a knitted Firefly hat from Redd for my boyfriend, and he loves it.

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  19. katfud
    June 25, 2012 at 6:03 pm

    Obscure 4chan fuckery will get you everywhere.

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  20. ZapBrainAgain
    June 25, 2012 at 6:09 pm

    Pity it’s not a booby tarp.

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    • kat
      June 25, 2012 at 6:54 pm

      Isn’t that just called “a shirt”?

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      • ZapBrainAgain
        June 26, 2012 at 7:10 am

        Or in the spirit of this thread, maybe called a “shrit”?

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  21. Redd
    June 25, 2012 at 6:12 pm

    BWAHAHAHA!
    No, it was in fact intentional. It’s a line that Pauly and I use quite a bit around the house. Memes are a hell of a drug.
    I’m just grateful that most of you did in fact get the reference.
    But yes, awesomeness. *bows*
    Redd

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  22. Redd
    June 25, 2012 at 6:13 pm

    Can I use that photoshop fuckery in my listing now?

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  23. Redd
    June 25, 2012 at 6:16 pm

    I posted, but the internet fucking ate it.
    Yes, it was intentional. We’re suckers for memes here in the Hynes House and this one is used quite a bit.
    I’m glad that most of you got my reference.
    April, how did you even find this? Why were you searching for tarps on Etsy?
    Redd

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    • mandalamama
      June 26, 2012 at 5:46 am

      oh i don’t think tarps are anywhere near the craziest things our April has searched for on Regretsy ;)

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  24. lemon_bombs
    June 25, 2012 at 6:32 pm

    I kind of like this shop. It’s filled with geekery. Not so much fuckery, but with time and FJL exposure that could change.

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    • mandalamama
      June 26, 2012 at 5:48 am

      lemonbombs, thank you!! i am going to use the word “geekery” as much as possible, it’s my new word of the week! :D

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  25. Tursiart
    June 25, 2012 at 6:38 pm

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    • HermitTheFrog
      June 25, 2012 at 9:10 pm

      Hey, Tursiart, if I pan to the interior of that toilet will I see a carp? Oh, God… I kill me.

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  26. Elysapeth
    June 25, 2012 at 6:49 pm

    If it was embroidered on a Tarp with Admiral Ackbar, I would buy it so hardcore for cub scouts camp-outs. I can see me with my son now “Oh what’s that Timmy, your tent is just sitting on a plain old tarp? Your Mother must not love you very much, because my son and I have a genuine one of a kind Star Wars Admiral Ackbar tarp!”

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    • kat
      June 25, 2012 at 6:56 pm

      I too immediately saw the potential for camping decor!

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  27. Elysapeth
    June 25, 2012 at 7:16 pm

    PS. Redd your store is the amazing
    I had better get this as a present from my fiance for our wedding: http://www.etsy.com/listing/75045450/a-nerds-love-poem-framed-embroidery

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  28. aliceblue
    June 25, 2012 at 8:52 pm

    Hell with tarps – let’s see a scratch & sniff version of “the cake is a pie.”

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  29. bj.will
    June 25, 2012 at 10:23 pm

    Yo dawg

    I heard you like memes.

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    • Redd
      June 26, 2012 at 1:19 pm

      To be honest, I crack up every.single.time I read those Yo Dawg memes.

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  30. resonanteye
    June 25, 2012 at 10:27 pm

    OMG helo 2008, thought I left you behind

    *puts time traveller helmet back on*

    next stop, 2004!

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  31. pomegranite80
    June 26, 2012 at 7:42 am

    https://www.etsy.com/listing/102781814/donkey-poohhide-a-keywhen-ya-gotta-get

    ALWAYS CONTINUED THANKS TO REGRETSY.
    I DIDN’T KNOW WHERE TO POST THIS….PLEASE EXCUSE ME.

    NOT A DAY GOES BY, I DON’T REMEMBER WHAT APRIL WINCHELL AND THE GOOD FOLKS HERE DID FOR MY DONKEYS AND I.
    WE STILL USE THE STOCK WATER TANK YOU RAISED MONEY FOR.
    AND….PAID OFF “RUFUS” DONKEY’S SURGERY BILLS.
    RUFUS PASSED AWAY IN OCT 2010, BUT WE GAVE IT A GOOD FIGHT.

    I WANT YOU TO KNOW……….I DON’T FORGET. AS LONG AS I HAVE A MEMORY, YOU’LL SURELY BE IN IT.

    OVER HERE AT DBL\AA/ DONKEY SANCTUARY……WE REMEMBER AND SAY THANK YOU!
    WHERE DONKEYS WEAR CROWNS AND GOODNESS FILLS YOUR SOUL….
    WE THANK YOU FOLKS….THAT’S HOW WE ROLL!
    A soulful purpose in life.

    I thank you……..everyday.
    Wishing you peace and love…….
    Ady
    pomegranite80 on Etsy
    DBL \AA/ Donkey Sanctuary
    Housing rescued donkeys.

    I salute you! Keep up the good work!

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    • antianti
      June 26, 2012 at 8:39 am

      “Hooray! Glad to see you back!” was supposed to go here :)

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  32. antianti
    June 26, 2012 at 8:39 am

    Hooray! Glad to see you back!

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