I TOLD YOU THOSE CLAMS WERE OFF
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I guess it kinda looks like a taint…
…yeah, I know…I just wanted to be the first to post.
My mined went straight to taint as well. There is something wrong with me…..
Shart in a bowl.
“Shart Attack”: You could fill it with water, and float a tiny plastic shark fin in it.
It’s for shart week.
I can’t wait for Shart Week. I’ve already got plastic on all the furniture.
“Perfect for holding chips n’ dip”.
Can you imagine getting the last bit o’ dip on your chip and seeing the bottom of that bowl for the first time at a party?
The stains on the bowl testify to that.
It’s that perfect gift to give to the in-law you can’t stand………..
Or to particularly persistent guests who WON’T LEAVE!
Preemptive pass on that dip for me thanks.
Oh, I’m using my imagination, alright.
It doesn’t take much imagination to realize that it would make a good bedpan.
Sorry,but If I use my imagination, I’m going to think you squirted diarrhea into a bowl and passed it off as art.
I misread your comment as “pissed it off as art.” Which is a good guess, too.
I read your comment as “ass art.” Woo! Reminds me of the guy who squirts paint out of his ass.
toilet bowl’s more like it…..
a bowel bowl!
The Bowel Bowl is the least popular college football game.
That takes place in Hershey, PA, right?
(In my best Ed McMahon impersonation)…
I’m guessing the previous owner wat the guy that shoots paint out of his ass in his artistic ability?
A bowl to hold your Hershey squirts, I mean kisses.
(Damn, I almost typed bowel instead of bowl)
The whole problem with Hershey squirts is keeping them IN the bowel.
Similar problem with Hershey kisses but for a very different reason.
I think it would be great to fill that bowl with Band Aids and other sterile items in the bathroom.
yup, yay a cotton ball storage bowel
make a perfect “brown gravy” boat…
If that bowl was like half full of mayonnaise, it would be the single grossest thing I have ever seen in my life.
thank you SO MUCH for that visualization. Really.
I’m quite charming, aren’t I?
haha I’ll take that as a “no”.
I don’t know you well enough to comment on the “charming” part, but I do at least admire your persistence.
Um… but I’m trying NOT to use my imagination.
They might not have meant our imaginations, probably meant the cupcake’s imagination.
Irritable Bowl Syndrome.
GODDAMNIT YOU BEAT ME TO THE SHIT WIT
This would make the perfect candy bowl to fill with little (unwrapped) treats and present to houseguests you want to leave. $10 to evacuate your in-laws in a hurry? Bargain son.
Looks like the in-laws already evacuated, so to speak…
Finally! The perfect serving dish for Blue Raspberry Jello!
Can I get a miniature Marzipan Man in a Rowboat for the surface?
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW?
Seriously! How could anyone make that, look at it and NOT think that it looked like the remnants after a night of food poisoning?
I see they don’t want it in their house, I say they do know.
In the artist’s defense, you wouldn’t believe how hard it is to glaze pottery with feces. Looks easy, but isn’t at all.
Putting my loose change in this bowl would definitely keep my kids from stealing it so yes, it would be perfect for that!
just “taint” right at all!
Time to break out the Clorox.
If I had a friend who was really hungover, I would love to give him/her some chicken soup in that bowl. Mean? Yes. Awesome? Yes, too.
A semi-clear soup in this bowl is a genius prank. I’m willing to bet this will sell today with all the nifty ideas we’re coming up with for it.
You go to a shitty church, man.
Offering plate! Thanks for helping me use my imagination, you fucking rock!
Somebody REALLY hates bowls.
Somebody is making us hate bowls too.
I would keep all of my e.coli in that bowl.
I’m assuming they mean cow chips and sheep dip.
Oh, and diaper change. Still not sure what paper clips have to do with feces.
Once I ran to you
Now I run from you
This tainted bowl you’ve posted
I can’t be-lieve “Etsy” hosted
Take this bowl and shove it up your….OH
I had that song running in my head immediately, too.
Don’t touch me please
Take that bowl away you skeeze
Why you even made that I don’t know
but I’m going to take my chips and go
I laughed so hard at your comment that I nearly created the same pattern in my shorts.
A tattoo artist could keep his needles in that bowl.
I don’t know if it’s a marketable skill, but the apparent ability to “aim” diarrhea at the bowl without getting any on the tablecloth underneath deserves kudos of some sort.
I don’t even know if I would use it as drainage for a flower pot after smashing it into shards.
You always seem to post these things around lunchtime on the east coast, too. Thanks for helping all us eastern FJL stick to our diets.
It’s morning here on the west coast.
And I’m sitting here with a chocolate filled croissant.
Finger bowl at a Mexican restaurant?
Taco Bell isn’t real Mexican.
But real Mexicans work there….hmmmmm…..the ironing is delicious.
Matt, you are not getting the love today.
Good thing my ego is so overinflated, you know? Otherwise, this would hurt my feelings.
Yup, no love.
You can’t win ‘em all, Helen…
Better that it happens so early in your Regretsy life. The longer it takes to be thumbed down, the greater the inflated sense of acceptance you have, which makes swirling down the bowl, so to speak, that much more painful and humiliating.
Well, I had a good run for two or three days. Can’t complain about that. Good luck, guys!
Don’t misunderstand–being thumbed down doesn’t mean you’re going to be exiled. You’re not a troll…or if you are one, you’ve a cunning plan of appearing NOT to be a troll, so we trust you and then, when our guards are down (and they frequently are, because alcohol is so cheap in Regretsyland, which is why WE are usually drunk as well), you’ll attack us with evil trollness.
Don’t look at me like that–it could happen!
I really don’t understand what that meant. I think I thought this site was something different from what it is.
…and I thought that was a good one, too. Unless someone thought I was cutting on Mexicans or something, which I wasn’t.
But I do admire his tenacity to just keep trucking along without a complaint. So I’m giving him the mercy thumbs up.
I’ve seen the Taco Bell/Pizza Hut/KFC places, but didn’t know they combo’d with a dry cleaners.
Or a Chinese laundry. Egg roll to go?
You must be really busy today.
With the “Tainted” bit in the title, I think the artist did this on purpose to draw comments and interest. That’s right, I’m calling bowlshart.
Is there something wrong with me, when I see the phrase “Use your imagination.” I just image myself giving the bowl to someone with OCD, and then watch as they try to clean it?
In the movie “the last emperor” they used this bowl to examine his droppings.
A BOWL FIT FOR AN EMPEROR
Can I get a whole set to use at my next dinner party?
Somebody really hates pottery.
It’s me, and maybe the seller too.
You could serve corn in it.
I could totally see this at Bedpan Bathroom & Beyond.
Oh, man. I wish I had said “Behind”. Doh!
“Use your imagination.” But… I’m afraid of what my imagination will come up with when I look at that. It can’t be good.
Step 1: Sneak bowl into someone’s potluck party and leave it behind when you go.
Step 2: Call them the next day and ask if they found a white bowl that had bean dip in it. Family heirloom etc.
Step 3: Wait a few days and…
Step 4: Meet them and make them tell you how many times it went through the dishwasher and/or what ungodly concoctions of cleansers they tried on it.
Step 6: Pick up bowl shards / Remove bowl shards from head.
When dining in Beef Country, do NOT order Pork dishes.
I have soiled
That was on
You were probably
And so white
Best. Comment. Ever! WCW FTW!
Does it come in scratch n sniff?
It looks like it would make a perfect joke bowl.
“WTF did I just eat!?”
“I just can’t take out these stains!”
Perfect gift for the OCD friend you don’t like.
Don’t explicitly give the shart bowl to that OCD friend.
Just sneak it in with the clean dishes, in the bowl stack among the other bowls. Then ask for something that requires a bowl.
I am using my imagination, that’s the problem
It looks like someone used it for a shield while reenacting a sword fight from Spartacus, but with turds for swords.
I’m seeing it filled with Christmas candy, and a Mr. Hanky in there….”Howdy Ho”
Shit! I know! I’ll use it to serve Sliders (White Castle) at my next house party. Damn it, now I want it.
Well who’d have thought it – chamber pots are still in use in Livonia, Michigan
Imagine what the floor looks like.
Boyhowdy, I know whenever I’m searching for a vessel for comestibles, I reach directly for something described as “tainted”.
And if it’s Chapel White, does that make it Holy Shi- OW OW OW DON’T HIT!
Considering that public figures like Stephen Colbert and Secretary Clinton sometimes say “Jew” with the same tone of voice one might say “crazy devil worshiper,” the mistake is fairly understandable.
And of course, I posted this in the wrong section. Please ignore!
Great gift for the person who cooks like shit!
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