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There are at least 205 really stupid people on Etsy right now

132 comments on There are at least 205 really stupid people on Etsy right now

  1. NinjaEema
    June 17, 2012 at 1:32 pm

    In their defense, “high” and “wasted” do go together.

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    • pecansandy
      June 17, 2012 at 1:33 pm

      There’s gonna be a lot of high and wasted jokes and I was just about to crack one. Never assume stupidity when intoxication can be a factor. ;)

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      • Musicello
        June 17, 2012 at 1:35 pm

        Yeah I think everyone was thinking the same thing there.

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      • Beeby
        June 17, 2012 at 1:38 pm

        such as “I’d have to be high and/or wasted to wear just about any of these.”

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      • Hell Yes
        June 17, 2012 at 2:51 pm

        This makes me glad I’m wasted. I don’t care about much of anything anyway. Let them be stupid.

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        • PaganChick
          June 17, 2012 at 3:34 pm

          Twinkies. Admit it.. you care about Twinkies. And maybe nachos. Ooo! And chocolate chip cookie dough!

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          • BrooklynK
            June 18, 2012 at 7:23 am

            Don’t forget Oreoooooosss! Lots and lots of Oreos!

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        • Triscuits
          June 17, 2012 at 7:15 pm

          *Attempts a wasted fist bump*
          *Horribly misses*

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      • Stretch65
        June 17, 2012 at 10:51 pm

        The high waste will usually hide a crack

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    • BulletProofReader
      June 17, 2012 at 1:53 pm

      Yeah. This really makes me want to be both. Right now.

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  2. treendabean
    June 17, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    I once spent an entire summer high wasted.

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    • Dandy
      June 17, 2012 at 1:37 pm

      I’m going on year 4 myself Treen, yet oddly enough I still manage to keep my homonyms straight.

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      • Elysapeth
        June 17, 2012 at 3:35 pm

        If my understanding from veggie tales is correct (because I learn everything from christian cartoons) It is a homophone. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0J-T2lr0Ms

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        • GranoblasticMan
          June 17, 2012 at 3:50 pm

          YOU’RE a homo phone.

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          • Elysapeth
            June 17, 2012 at 4:03 pm

            Damn! You have revealed my secret identity

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            • resonanteye
              June 17, 2012 at 9:38 pm

              “excuse me, but the homo phone is ringing, it must be an emergency!”

              *batman sound effects*

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        • BostonCreamy
          June 17, 2012 at 4:15 pm

          Homophone and homonym are synonymous with slightly more meaning for homonym (a homonym can be a homograph or a homophone). So in this case, you are both right.

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          • tralfaz
            June 17, 2012 at 8:29 pm

            Wright.

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          • aliceblue
            June 17, 2012 at 8:33 pm

            I’ve only seen the first 30 or so but apparently high wasted is also a synonym for butt ugly.

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      • Wrench
        June 17, 2012 at 9:47 pm

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  3. Musicello
    June 17, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    Maybe its referring to the state they were in when they put the ad up.

    High AND Wasted…

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  4. LongHaulPlucker
    June 17, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    Their target market is Woody Harrelson.

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    • Bitch Pudding
      June 17, 2012 at 3:03 pm

      And his poker pal Willie Nelson.

      I can def see Willie in a pair of daisy dukes.

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  5. jaiejohnson
    June 17, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    That’s a really low riding estimate….

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  6. SonOfSmockHocker
    June 17, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    Grammar, it’s the difference between knowing your shit…. and knowing you’re shit.

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    • SewDragonDesigns
      June 17, 2012 at 1:39 pm

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    • Princess Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
      June 17, 2012 at 1:46 pm

      or knowing their shit and knowing “There, shit!”

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      • Zippy
        June 17, 2012 at 10:30 pm

        And “They’re shit.”

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      • Stretch65
        June 17, 2012 at 10:55 pm

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    • Matt Johnson
      June 17, 2012 at 3:22 pm

      That’s really great, SonOfSmockHocker. I like that.

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      • Matt Johnson
        June 17, 2012 at 5:51 pm

        My Grammar used to have the best ribbon candy in a dish at her house. When you picked up a piece, the whole batch came up with it because it had sat there so long it was sugar-welded together. She would press a shiny quarter in my hand for my birthday and assume that I would be elated at such a generous gift. I was not.

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  7. Damperlessautoharp
    June 17, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    Sometimes I wonder how many tags are intentionally misspelled to take advantage of common spelling errors.

    ‘Cuz it seems to me that there’s an awful lot of money to be made on stupid.

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    • andrea
      June 17, 2012 at 1:46 pm

      Whenever I’m looking for something, I always try to take into account spelling mistakes… and more often than not, what I want is in those secondary searches. :sigh:

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      • pearlheartgtr
        June 17, 2012 at 1:58 pm

        It’s like Napster back in the day. If you spelled the artist or title correctly, you got no hits. But if you grossly misspelled something, you got hundreds in the search.

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        • rhapsody98
          June 17, 2012 at 7:21 pm

          Ah, Napster. Who knew Queen sang “Dream On” or that “Band On the Run” was the Beatles? I learned so much that I had to try to forget later on.

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          • Midnight Rambler
            June 18, 2012 at 1:05 am

            And every single parody song ever written was by Weird Al…

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      • CowgirlInterrupted
        June 18, 2012 at 10:04 am

        Spelling mistakes and typos are so rampant on ebay that some enterprising person started fatfingers.com – it helps you search for items, taking into account said mistakes. There should be something similar for etsy, it seems. Maybe spelling4cupcakes.com.

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    • mutzali
      June 17, 2012 at 1:59 pm

      When I’m looking for cobalt glass, I always find a lot labeled colbalt. And sherbets labeled sherberts.

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    • fuckeryfairy
      June 17, 2012 at 2:05 pm

      I would say that if you’re going to intentionally misspell a word to take advantage, it should be in your tags, not your title. This is just stupidity or ignorance, neither of which are acceptable excuses.

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    • rushgirl2112
      June 17, 2012 at 2:58 pm

      “there’s an awful lot of money to be made on stupid”

      Wait, isn’t that the basis for Etsy’s business model?

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      • Elysapeth
        June 17, 2012 at 3:38 pm

        It is at least the basis for making another Madea movie.

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        • rhapsody98
          June 17, 2012 at 7:22 pm

          And for Adam Sandlers entire career.

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    • .Rana.
      June 17, 2012 at 3:50 pm

      Using misspellings in search (and search phrases) is one of the recommended strategies on eBay. If nothing else, it’s often a good way to find the things without much bidding competition.

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      • ieatbbcakes
        June 17, 2012 at 5:04 pm

        yep! common typos, mispellings. you can def find really good deals both on etsy, ebay, any of the selling sites.

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    • Stretch65
      June 17, 2012 at 10:56 pm

      Paulie D is that you?!

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    • venusenvy
      June 18, 2012 at 4:30 am

      You’d be surprised at how many people on Etsy seem to think that selling a necklace to neckless people is a good idea.

      http://www.etsy.com/search/handmade/jewelry?q=neckless&view_type=gallery

      I was generous and only included the ones in the handmade jewelry section. 383 at last count.

      Try making your money on smart and you end up with an empty bank account.

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    • mamazog
      June 18, 2012 at 7:17 am

      “there’s an awful lot of money to be made on stupid” … I smell a sampler!

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    • Fontina Fontahl
      June 18, 2012 at 7:20 am

      There have been lots of dimond and diament rings for sale on eBay over the years.

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      • Doubleohno
        June 18, 2012 at 4:19 pm

        Yeah, Craigslist pets section offers a lot of purebread dogs–you know, doverman pinchers, doxins, Golden receivers and shitzus.

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  8. Dorkus Malorkus
    June 17, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    I might only wear some of these ugly clothes if I were actually high and wasted.

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  9. MntlKase
    June 17, 2012 at 1:38 pm

    I’ve always wanted to believe that the majority of cupcake land live in both states to excuse their atrocities. However, I realized that if THAT were the case they might actually have produced some quality creative work, or at least had a decent sense of humor about it when they put out shit and get called on it.

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  10. SewDragonDesigns
    June 17, 2012 at 1:38 pm

    the munchies from being “high wasted” can make you “big waisted”

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  11. amyruthanne
    June 17, 2012 at 1:38 pm

    Do they have any chocolate wasted items?

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    • butts lol
      June 17, 2012 at 2:16 pm

      Mmmm, “high octane” brownies… om nom nom noooh shit

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  12. Victoria Regina
    June 17, 2012 at 1:40 pm

    Lots of people don’t know what a waist is.

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    • Kitte
      June 17, 2012 at 1:49 pm

      Finding a waist in the wild is quite difficult…

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    • mamazog
      June 18, 2012 at 7:20 am

      I used to have a waist. Then, childbirth. And bacon. And alcohol.

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  13. Kitchen Bish Vagina
    June 17, 2012 at 1:42 pm

    205 people who need to be slapped stupid with a dictionary!

    Wait…

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  14. TitsMagee
    June 17, 2012 at 1:49 pm

    Want to see more stupidity? Look for sequins on etsy – but type in ‘sequence’ instead….

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    • amcatanzaro
      June 17, 2012 at 1:56 pm

      Oh dear fuck. Really?

      But the first item is Human Centipede related.

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    • fenderloving
      June 17, 2012 at 2:01 pm

      And juxtaposition with things like a fibonacci sequence necklace make the stupidity burn even more…

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    • sneekymee
      June 17, 2012 at 2:20 pm

      1,186! A few are actually using the word correctly. The rest are describing items with sequins on them. *headdesk*

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    • JuicyLucy
      June 17, 2012 at 9:21 pm

      A few weeks ago I listed a top on ebay as ‘sequin trimmed’. Someone actually asked me if I meant ‘sequensed’. There is only one response to that but it’s frowned upon by the police, so I just left it and had more vodka.

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    • Damperlessautoharp
      June 18, 2012 at 8:00 am

      My husband, even as educated as he is, pronounces it “sequence”!

      Unfortunately I didn’t find this out about him until I started buying sequins to make things.

      DRIVES ME BUG-NUTS!

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      • TooManyCookbooks
        June 18, 2012 at 9:11 am

        My husband picked up a few words in his mother’s East Tennessee accent and says ‘malk’ for ‘milk’ and ‘palla’ for ‘pillow’. SO IRRITATING.

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      • charliechaplinpants
        June 18, 2012 at 10:15 am

        I’m much more forgiving about pronunciation than spelling. You get weird regionalisms (for instance, there’s a town here in Texas called Manchaca, pronounced “Manshack”) and habits from those around you, and holdovers from before you were old enough to have encountered the word in print, and so on. But when it’s time to write it down, there’s right and then there’s stupid.

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  15. Nonsense we were not being condescending at all
    June 17, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    Such a waste.

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    • Nonsense we were not being condescending at all
      June 17, 2012 at 1:55 pm

      Waist?

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  16. arts
    June 17, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    Multiply that 205 by the number of people who found that stuff by searching for ‘high wasted’ and you’re looking at a LOT of stupid.

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  17. physalis
    June 17, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    216 right now!!! I especially love the one with the “High wasted shorts” with “elastic waistline”. Wasit?

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    • tralfaz
      June 17, 2012 at 8:41 pm

      Back down to 205 right now. I told those eleven to stay away from electrical outlets, but nooooo.

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  18. Turnernpooch
    June 17, 2012 at 2:03 pm

    *face-palm*

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  19. debscrap55
    June 17, 2012 at 2:28 pm

    I can’t believe I actually went and checked to make sure none were mine.

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  20. BellyBillboard
    June 17, 2012 at 2:33 pm

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    • Bitch Pudding
      June 17, 2012 at 3:05 pm

      Naw man. High Waisted is a fancy way of saying Mom Jeans.

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      • jennalicious
        June 17, 2012 at 6:56 pm

        It’s a fancy way to say “Mitt Romney”

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    • angelbuttons77
      June 19, 2012 at 8:49 am

      Uh, yeah – most “fat” people can’t wear high waisted shit (we wear that shit BELOW the belly, thanks). Honestly, NO ONE should wear high waisted shit….it’s the WORST silhouette….

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  21. stoopidbike
    June 17, 2012 at 2:33 pm

    Cut them a break – most resellers are in Asia, and have not mastered the English language.

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    • NanaB
      June 17, 2012 at 2:39 pm

      Cuting their brakes could have averse affections.

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    • Dances With Lasagna
      June 17, 2012 at 2:59 pm

      That’s why God made Google Translate. For that, and to provide us with entertainment, when someone uses it and doesn’t realize it’s impossible to translate a language into another, word for word.

      But for the ones where English is their first language, I have to ask: Did they drop out of school in fourth grade to shovel coal full time in the mines? I knew the difference between “waist” and “waste” before I was ten years old.

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      • Steampunk Octopus
        June 17, 2012 at 6:54 pm

        No, dude. I don’t know what they’re teaching in schools, but kids today are texting, facebooking, and what-have-you with each other. They figure if they can sort out what they’re saying, then correct spelling is useless.

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        • Dances With Lasagna
          June 17, 2012 at 8:32 pm

          I have lost all faith in humanity. Time to become a hermit.

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      • TooManyCookbooks
        June 18, 2012 at 8:05 am

        The internet has taught me that either some people can’t learn to recognize the design of a word no matter how many times they read it, or some people just don’t read enough to recognize words at all. And yet there they all are, on the internet. Typing words. Making other people stupider.

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  22. yddraiggoch1240
    June 17, 2012 at 3:13 pm

    I was going to say…I’d have to be both high and wasted to make a spelling/grammar mistake like that. (I’m anal retentive like that.)

    I was actually just trying to find a way to introduce anal aspects into the conversation. Since it’s close to the waste. Waist. Whatever.

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    • Matt Johnson
      June 17, 2012 at 3:25 pm

      I love the fact that there are tons o’ spelling/grammar nerds like me here. Just a statement, no comedy.

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      • Charitable Mafioso
        June 17, 2012 at 4:17 pm

        The world would be a better place if more people were spelling/grammar nerds. At least, the internet would be.

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    • Dances With Lasagna
      June 17, 2012 at 8:34 pm

      “Anal aspects.” “Close to the waste.” Heh.

      I see what you did, there.

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    • mamazog
      June 18, 2012 at 7:48 am

      I’m known as the Harpy Grammarian and proud of it. I proofread everything that leaves my company to be disseminated to the public, and it amazes me how the Marketing Coordinator (who is about 25) is both amused at my insistence on accuracy and dumbfounded that such little things make a difference. The most pervasive error I see of late (and I’m talking major publications) is using “lead” instead of “led.” Do these people’s lips move when they read? Ugh.

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      • venusenvy
        June 18, 2012 at 9:39 am

        Oh, I’m SO glad I’m not the only one who gets stabby at that one.

        A marketing coordinator working with major publications who is amused by your insistence on accuracy? The hell? I mean, those “little things” that you find so important are only the difference between being taken seriously and having your ideas discarded as ridiculous. MAKE SENSE and PROOFREAD. Assuming you want people to read what you write, of course.

        You are a much bigger person than I am to put up with that. I just want to pat her on the head. HARD.

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  23. shleecg
    June 17, 2012 at 3:20 pm

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    • lemon_bombs
      June 17, 2012 at 5:54 pm

      (SPELLING ISN’T MINE)

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      • Nasty Spitgobbler
        June 17, 2012 at 8:54 pm

        I can’t believe how many times I had to read that to spot the typo.

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        • frogprof
          June 18, 2012 at 9:04 am

          Oh, thank God I wasn’t the only one.

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      • ilovetrash
        June 18, 2012 at 11:34 am

        as per [purr]:

        “Yeah, he’s here. Where’d you get this number from, dude?”

        not mine either. hers:
        StonedCatsOnTumblr

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  24. Cockamamie Jamie
    June 17, 2012 at 4:01 pm

    Seller was just informing everyone that she was high & wasted when she listed those jorts!

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    • Steampunk Octopus
      June 17, 2012 at 6:56 pm

      Which is the only reasonable way to list jorts for sale.

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      • Matt Johnson
        June 18, 2012 at 8:07 am

        I really love the word “jorts”. It’s almost as awesome as “keytar”.

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  25. lemon_bombs
    June 17, 2012 at 4:16 pm

    Those pants go with this shirt.

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  26. LexieDi
    June 17, 2012 at 4:16 pm

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  27. scaffnet
    June 17, 2012 at 4:19 pm

    The real idiots are the women who think “Mom Jeans” are back in style. Ugh.

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  28. Trickster
    June 17, 2012 at 4:35 pm

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  29. Trickster
    June 17, 2012 at 4:44 pm

    Also, this post topic is pretty much the largest understatement of fact in the history of Regretsy.

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  30. Heykid
    June 17, 2012 at 5:25 pm

    So would it be correct to say these are Crunk pants?

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  31. WhenSnowballsAttack
    June 17, 2012 at 6:06 pm

    These misspellings are obviously the work of Ed Grimley, trying to keep the high-waisted pants hidden from the discerning fashionistas.

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  32. thecreightonberyl
    June 17, 2012 at 6:15 pm

    There’s a lot of “Glaucoma” in the Etsy community.

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  33. Steampunk Octopus
    June 17, 2012 at 7:00 pm

    So is high-waisted now considered anything that actually reaches your waist?

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    • FireKraken
      June 17, 2012 at 8:18 pm

      I’m pretty sure it’s now considered anything that actually covers your ass crack.

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    • angelbuttons77
      June 19, 2012 at 8:51 am

      For me, anything over low rise sits right on up in my bra strap or armpits….fuck that shit…

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  34. mixedspecies
    June 17, 2012 at 7:09 pm

    Dude … what? Oh wait ….

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  35. FireKraken
    June 17, 2012 at 8:17 pm

    Presumably they meant to insert a comma.

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  36. tralfaz
    June 17, 2012 at 8:37 pm

    So if somebody anonymously calls you out as a “fad jellys looser”, there are only 205 possible suspects? Nah.

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  37. RevW
    June 17, 2012 at 10:21 pm

    Hi, Wasted! No? (This) high (was) wasted, because the creative results make scrubs look classy? Only 205? Is this Regretsy math again?

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  38. MollyBloom
    June 17, 2012 at 10:23 pm

    Only 205? Surprised that number is so low….

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  39. Howard M Beers
    June 18, 2012 at 6:30 am

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  40. TwattySpice
    June 18, 2012 at 9:56 am

    When etsy isn’t shitting out butterflies and laughter covered with ooey-gooey happyflakes it creates something that makes me laugh and appreciate my life as a hardcore porn addicted guttersnipe a little more. It completes me.

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  41. Critic 1
    June 18, 2012 at 9:57 am

    Obviously, April, these items require you to be either high or wasted while you are either making or buying them.

    What shows up when we look up granny panties?

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  42. ilovetrash
    June 18, 2012 at 11:27 am

    just as interesting is the fact that none of this stuff appears to be handmade & most of it would be considered vintage only by people who neither know nor care about vintage, meaning: at best it’s completely generic & often stonewashed garbage from the 1980s/1990s. that etsy has, in its infinite wisdom, chosen not to pull as not vintage, of course, although for what reason i cannot imagine. it’s not like it’s gonna sell.

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  43. AholicRambler
    June 18, 2012 at 11:14 pm

    All you need to do is add trashed on there and you have a perfect definition of Etsy.

    TBH though I didn’t see what was wrong at first, I was like “well shit I mean it does let you list the materials you used to make it.” Then I had a lightbulb moment.

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