That will go perfectly with my bean bag chair stuffed with cirrhotic livers!
And my puke-aquarium.
Hold my hair, I gotta feed the fish…
pukuarim, as it were
One of the bottles is missing a lid. Would not buy.
You keep your weed in there.
The rest of the bottles hold your shattered dreams of success.
No no, you keep your extra money in there for when your drunken frat brother falls through it and you have to pay for taking him to the hospital.
But you know they’d just end up stuffed with IOUs…
That is just classy as FUCK.
‘Specially the wooden part… looks like it may have been a pallet in its previous incarnation.
My guess is that this dude buys Jack Daniels by the pallet load.
I worked with a dame once upon a time that had a standing order with the wine store that was delivered to her house every Thursday afternoon. She even drank so much during a lunch meeting once that she had to have someone drive her home to wait for it because she wasn’t capable. After that she gave the delivery guy a key.
She may have been a drunk, but at least she was a responsible one.
I would just like to state that I love the fact that you used the word “dame”. It’s so under-utilized in this day and age.
I second that emotion.
Yes, but they forgot to include the word “classy”.
They are only giving it away because CPS is making a home visit. The last visit didn’t go well after they saw the Absolut accent lamps and baby rattle made from an old bong.
Only reason it rattles is ’cause a couple of xanax got stuck in there.
Frat house chic! Coming next time on Martha Stewart Living.
Next Week: How to make a bong out of all those empty beer cans!
It’s strange how often I run into Craigslist ads with a higher asking price in the description than the price that’s shown in the title. Was there some ‘standard Craigslist practice’ update I missed that sanctioned this?
Was there some ‘standard Craigslist practice’ update I missed that sanctioned this?
“Drink heavily before posting”?
Oh wait. That’s the ‘standard Regretsy practice’. Never mind.
Standard Craigslist practice? Nah, it’s the old bait and switch practice.
That’s when you switch hands so you don’t tire one arm out, right?
Replace all the bottle caps with nipples for a really special effect. And a CPS visit.
An alcoholic’s dream table.
It would be much better if they were all stuffed with Christmas lights.
As I am looking at renting a actual house soon, I am facing a war between two parts of my Psyche upon viewing this item:
College me: Dude, that is badass!
Nerd me: Needs more Tardis’
Of course, both points are rendered moot by my girlfriend who would say: “Buy that and I leave.”
Note the flower vase on the floor, the women’s shoes, throw pillows, and hair band on the floor. This is a young man’s treasured artwork being evicted by the new lady of the house. Pour one out for his youth.
I’m being reminded of that bit in When Harry Met Sally about the wagonwheel coffee table.
What’s next to be evicted? His Jenny McCarthy Bud Light posters?
Dear God! Not the Corona Christmas lights!
Reminds me of my garage sale experience yesterday. I scored a Boba Fett bobble head off a guy who’s wife kept hovering and giving me cheaper prices… I think I bought a piece of his soul for $3
I hear those posters can cause autism.
Looks like Slash must be moving out of the area.
Truly a master of “upcycling”. I’m guessing it’s “mid century modern”?
Judging by the fact that it comes from Santa Monica, I’m guessing “Shit that washed up on the beach.”
When I read the description, I did a double take: I was like, “YOU MADE THAT YOURSELF???” I thought I saw the same thing over at Pottery Barn.
Don’t you try to blame the Fukushima tsunami for this one, D.P.! Haven’t those poor people suffered enough?
I’ll meet you halfway and say that their livers have.
Is this from the Whiskey A No-NO?
Throw in a couple of pizza box side tables and we’ve got ourselves a deal there, honcho.
The thing that bothers me most about it is that the bottles aren’t in a perfect circle, but the glass top is. *twitch*
I find myself more bothered by the fact that the bottles are so unevenly placed than by the fact that it’s a table made of Jack Daniels bottles. If you’re going to do a thing, do it right, damn it.
The design obviously utilizes the “Golden Ratio”, hence it’s total and complete success as a balanced, harmonious piece.
Sorry, the Jose Cuervo Especial Gold table is for the foyer.
Where the fuck are my manners…
I shouldn’t have gone to finishing school in Cancun.
It’s almost always better to wait until you’ve sobered up before you undertake projects you came up with while drunk. Exception: karaoke.
Other exception: Open heart surgery.
Getting or giving?
Both, I would guess.
At the same time? Is this some kind-of “open heart surgery 69″ going on?
Is there any other way to do open heart surgery? 69 keeps the chi focused, and the blood pumping.
The kneebone’s connected to the…something. The something’s connected to the…red thing. The red thing’s connected to my wrist watch…Uh oh. /Dr. Nick
They were still drunk when they took the pictures! It’s called “kick all the extraneous shit out of the shot”.
All I can think of is how many wasps (or teenagers) this will attract in summer. It’s altogether too optimistic to assume that the etsy madmen know how to properly wash a bottle out.
I stand corrected: not etsy madmen; craigslist madmen. Which is somehow even worse. I just assume that everything on craigslist has been rubbed on someone’s genitals at some point.
I thought it was Craig’s genitals and that’s why it’s called that. Craig’s a busy guy.
Is that glass thick enough to handle nightly games of “Quarters” and “Asshole”?
The best part is that they were savvy enough to remove everything from the table before taking photos, but too stupid to realize that we can see all that crap on the floor and couch in the background. Klassy.
I can’t tell if this is on Regretsy because it’s good or bad.
Regardless, I need it in my living room right exactly now.
It’s best not to think too hard about it. Just buy it immediately for $50 or $75. Or you could probably just trade some Marlboro Miles for it.
Not gonna lie, Matt, this made me do an Amadeus laugh.
Thank you, raeannabanana.
So is it $50 (title) or $75 (description)?
The whiskey bottle table says “dumbass”, but the oriental rug and hardwood floors say “trust fund”.
Nah. You can buy cheap rugs like that outside gas stations in LA. It probably cost $35.
Mexico’s part of the Orient, right?
If you’re Mitt Romney, yes.
The table’s design is called “The Shame Spiral”.
Omg.. I would buy that for my husbands Man cave if it was local. His only drink is JD and coke.
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I love thought of owning something that belongs to LiLo and after she chokes on her (or someone elses) vomit, this will be worth even more!
I think it’s sweet how many people are closet Lohan fans. I’ll try to be more sensitive next time she wrecks her Bentley while she’s all hopped up on Z and crack.
Lohan? Just goes to show how out of the loop I am. When I saw Lilo, I thought you were referring to “Lilo and Stitch” and considered downvoting you.
I ‘m pretty sure that $50 wouldn’t even cover a 40 pounder of JD here. How many could you buy in Santa Monica for $50? 3? 4? 5? There are a few reasons I go to the US every couple of weeks. Cheap, illegal booze is one of them. I guess that’s why i’m so out of touch with “Canadian” liquor prices. I will pay more for our beer here though. Our export is shit.
I do hope he used that Tennessee Swill to strip the old paint off his hardwood floors.
At least it’s handmade
This… this might be a win. I can’t tell.
Can I sample a full bottle while I think on it?
This would be a great Father’s Day gift for my dad. Too bad we live on the other side of the country.
somebody was thirsty
At least you’ll never run out of Moltov cocktail receptacles. Well, depending on your frequency of use.
These are much better presented in the design and execution.
There is a bar near my house that has these in both JD bottles and Corona bottles.
When are you picking it up?
Is it just my eyes or did they not dust the table before they took the picture?
With all my empties, I could make a house full of Jager bottle furniture.
I don’t care what it looks like, it still had to be WAAAYY more fun than making tampon jewelry or chewing gum doilies.
I scanned that comment quickly. Unfortunately, “tampon chewing gum” is what sprung out at me.
this isn’t so much “made of” jack daniels, as it is “supported by” jack daniels. i was highly disappointed in the final product. a little more creativity, please!
So, more like a real wino curled up asleep on your floor to support a glass tabletop with “What’s the word/Thunderbird!/etc.” etched around the perimeter?
Somewhere, there’s a frat house missing a coffee table and possibly boasting a very mournful looking goat in a tutu
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