MY DIDEY SENSE IS TINGLING
There are many things about childhood I wish I could recapture. Shitting my pants is not one of them.
Don’t worry, you get to go through it again when you get past 70 or so!
Cloth diapering is *so* much better for your adult baby!
How many tablecloths do any of us have anymore?
Well now, that depends.
I pee what you did there.
Let’s not pooh-pooh the seller.
Urine trouble for that one.
Would you all show some poise?
This turdplay and these buns are beneath you.
You all need to cut this shit out! I will not be a part of this smear campaign. I’m leaving now. Do not follow my skid marks.
No, that’s just your nose.
This is a really shitty product.
My Spidey-Sense is tinkling!
Well, whomever buys these better go easy on the strained peas or he’ll summon his arch-enemy, the Green Goblin.
Oh come on, just include the waterproof lining by default. There’s zero chance the person who buys this won’t need it.
And you would not want to meet the person who buys it without the waterproofing.
Or the person who buys it with.
Etsy fetish wear – REALLY?! Well I guess so At least its handmade…?!
And, it’s multi-purpose. If you are the mother of a big baby and going on Maury to be tsk-tsked about feeding your 90 pound three year old fried chicken by the tub, while testing Larry, Darryl, and Darrel for paternity, then you can dress Jr in this.
this is disturding. i mean, disturbing. wait. no i don’t.
Where would Craigslist be without adult baby fetishists? Etsy has to do its part for the American economy.
I think the most disturbing part is that a waterproof liner can be added.
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To me this says more “special needs child” than “fetish”, but maybe I just haven’t been hanging around Regretsy long enough.
Oh, this is bigger than Regretsy.
I will not click the link. I will not click the link. I will not click the… Goddammit, why do I keep clicking the link?
Fortunately, my company’s firewall didn’t want me to see it. Sometimes I want to give big squishy hugs to my company’s firewall. This is one of those times.
Spoiler alert: diaper sex. I couldn’t care less about leather & rubber grandpa, but that got to me. The bodily fluids…
I’d love to know what your IT admin is thinking when they see that in the logs later…
Heh heh… “logs”…
I wonder if I’m getting more judgmental or if people are getting harder not to judge.
Dammit. I accidentally added that to my iPads Reading List and now I don’t know how to get it out of there. And I’m going to have to ask my husband. And he will mock me. Mercilessly.
A bigger load, maybe. Not that Regretsy isn’t a big load…
Cute girl at the bottom with strap on!
But, but, … with a diaper on under the strap on.
Ow ow ow ow
NO NO NO! Who updates the website – babies can’t use computers
I’m about to get on the subway and bad enough knowing some male passengers are wearing panties and nylons but also fetish diapers. This is strictly a male fetish no female adult babies
This is de rigeur here in Provincetown…
Or you haven’t spent enough time on Craigslist or other sites where people with “interesting” sexual interests congregate. This is definitely a kink.
ABDL stands for Adult Baby/Diaper Lover. They’re grownups who act like babies and love wearing diapers. It’s right there in the name.
The store is called “Adult Baby Corner.” Pair the name with the website HK linked and I am sure you’ll get the picture. By the way, don’t clink the link unless you INSIST on being convinced or, you know, you’re into that kind of thing…
Actually, I’ve seen stuff like this for sale on Ebay as well. Trying typing “adult baby’ into the search engine, and see what you come up with.
Or don’t. I still have mental scars from the big hairy guy who weighed probably 300 lbs opsing in the ruuffled trhumba tights and baby bonnet.
I’m really hoping that was a typo and you meant “posing”.
Because I really don’t wanna think about a 300 pound hairy bastard “oopsing” in anything.
I meant posing, though the inadvertent spelling mistake seems to have grossed a few people out even further. Score one for Badger!
I like to think that while you were typing your brain had a mini terror-seizure, thus causing the typos
Well, that too.
Reminds me of a certain My Strange Addiction episode:
I remember she said something like, “I don’t poop in my diaper, I just pee!” Honey, that doesn’t make it better. Maybe if there were no diapers involved, this fetish wouldn’t be as off-putting.
So it’d be more acceptable to you if she took off the diaper and just pissed right on the couch/bed/floor?
Not judging. Just clarifying.
I peed all over the floor once. Mind you, it was in the 19th hour of a labour gone wrong and they insisted on making me walk in to another ward. Contraction came, and I couldn’t hold it in! Splashies everywhere. I’m sure there’s a fetish for that – pregnant women peeing?
COUNT ME IN
If there wasn’t before, you’ve just created it, complete with website and fan forum.
Damn you, Rule 34!
Pregnant woman fetish, yes. It includes peeing, yes. How could it not??
That guy is on disability and I had heard that when they tried to stop paying him he threatened to commit suicide. Can we replace his live-in caretaker with Casey Anthony or am I a meanie?
sorry, I meant this guy…http://tlc.howstuffworks.com/tv/my-crazy-obsession/videos/a-real-life-adult-baby.htm
I’m actually more freaked out by the dryer-sheet addiction than the adult baby addiction.
I still laugh whenever I see the episode of CSI Vegas that actually touched on this fetish and Grissom and Nick went into a shop that specialized in things for it. That was hilarious. “Is he a drinker or a stinker?” *snickerfit*
I’m pretty sure this is what most girls imagine I wear when I tell them I collect comic books.
You should say graphic novels. They sound so much more sophisticated, and yet they’re just comic books with a pedigree.
No, I’m pretty sure “I collect graphic novels” just means “I collect expensive comic books.”
Not that there’s anything wrong with that. To each his or her own.
I dunno, when i worked at a comic book store they were bloody expensive.
In the Uk your standard Marvel/DC comics are about £3/£3.50 an issue, up to £6 for a special issue ones, often appearing weekly, fortnightly or monthly.
Whereas graphic novels (usually just compilations of loads and loads of ‘em, at least a year’s worth, are approx £12. Or £20/£25 if you’re talking your V for Vendetta independent individually formed things.
Admittedly if you have something like The Walking Dead that has 10+ graphic novels at about £12 a piece it’s expensive, but significantly less expensive than paying £3 a week for something you’ve read in 10 minutes.
And I apologise for my pedeantic ass-hattery.
Just sayin’ that comic book collectors are significantly more loaded…and impatient. Graphic novels are often the same but work out cheaper.
And they do have more pedigree :3
Suffice it so say that collecting either of them decreases your chances of getting laid.
Not in my book it doesn’t.
Not in your graphic novel, you mean.
I was going to say, I read comics fairly heavily when I was in my 20s and 30s, and it didn’t seem to have any effect on my husband and I’s sex life (he wasn’t a comic reader)
For that matter, my youngest son buys probably $30 worth of comics a week (sometimes more), and his boyfriend doesn’t seem to mind.
Yeah, my husband collects loads of them and I found it sexy. But he has loads of many other kinds of books, too.
And to respond to Badger, it did affect his sex life! We got together for the first time during a photo shoot where I dressed as a purple super hero and he dressed as Cat Woman.
Mine either. My husband and I met playing World of Warcraft. We both collect comics/action figures etc. And our sex life is (pardon the pun) bangin’. So yeah, two nerds meet online? Hotness ensues. Or something like that.
You’d be surprised.
Really? I picture Johnny Galecki/Leonard Hofstadter
And that is so not a bad thing.
I think you’re hanging out with the wrong girls outside Regretsy!
Check this one out:
Sissy bedwetter? For the masochistic adult baby?
POOF – gone…
The magic of being featured on Regretsy.
I believe you mean “magick,” like onto that taught by shamans what live in vans on the driveway.
Rhumba Sunsuit… my next smooth jazz band name.
missing a 6 in the url
I have cloth diapered 2 kids, and trust me on this one: Pull on/off does not make it easier to change a diaper unless your idea of easier includes a shitslide
I can also vouch for this.
On the upside: “The Shitslide” needs to be a nickname for a one of those giant slides at a water park.
I think the people who have to clean it call it that already.
Dollywood Splash Country has a ride that’s called Raging Rapids or some such innocent thing, but the tube sends you down into a bowl where you flow with centrifugal force and then you’re dropped down into a pool, so we always called it The Flush.
Not that it wasn’t a fun water slide/ride, but it was clearly a large toilet.
“Not that it wasn’t fun, but it was clearly a large toilet.” Shit. I’ve finally found the phrase that makes me want to take up needlepoint. I think it needs to be paired with the panel of Calvin attempting to flush himself and spinning at warp speed.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t this a diaper COVER?? I mean, I remember diaper blowouts….where you basically put the kid in the stationary tub, strip and rinse them there, throw out the clothing, etc…..but yeah….one would HOPE this didn’t happen often for adult babies????
I’m sure that even Peter Pan would say grow up to whoever buys these.
Bouncy Boy would be a better choice for the Legion of Pooper Heroes.
It shows how distracted I am that I looked at the picture and thought it would be really cute for my superhero-loving two year old… till I read the description and realized what website I was on. D’oh.
Does whatever a spider can.
Spins a web, any size,
Catches enemies just like flies.
Here comes the Spiderman.
Thieves. Catches thieves just like flies. There goes the Spider-Man.
Holds whatever a diaper can.
Takes a crap, grown-up size,
Always followed by hungry files.
Here comes the Diaperman
Do you, by any chance, remember The Mighty Heroes?
No but I’m finna look it up
Yup. Although even at the time I felt like I was way too old to watch that cartoon… but I did anyway.
I do! If I remember correctly, Diaper Man was the brains of the outfit.
Does whatever a Spider-Pig does.
Can he swing
From a web?
No, he can’t.
He’s a pig.
Here comes the Spider-Pig.
I want a Spider-Pig. Spider-Pig just makes me happy,
Does whatever a baby can
Poops his pants, pees the bed
Rubs spaghetti on his head
To him, life is a great big bang up
On diapers he has a hang up
Stink butted Pooperman!
Spiderman does NOT do whatever a spider can. If that were true, he would shoot webs out his ass. We’re probably all luckier that the seller doesn’t know this.
That… puts that Brodwee dude in a whole new light. o.O
Oh, heavens. Now you’ve given someone ideas. Wait until the fanfiction gets ahold of this! It’ll be 50 Shades of Grey all over again. Except that Spidey will be an adult baby, and Mary Jane will leave in high dudgeon when Baby Spidey gets excited and covers her in ass webs.
I credit the internet with exposing to me to the wide world out there. My prudish, backwoods little brain would have never conceived of the idea of dressing as a baby and shitting yourself. Or that this is somehow sexually arousing. Or that there is a lot of sexual stuff out there involving various bodily processes that usually are accomplished alone in the bathroom.
Actually, a lot of the people who “do” this – it’s not sexual. It’s regression, often from a feeling of being robbed of a “real childhood.” Like the My Strange Addiction link above – that girl is a male-to-female gender change. She feels like since she never felt right, she’d owed a “girl” childhood.
Still makes me think – medication and therapy are GOOD. But yeah, it’s not always about getting off….
Ah, see? More to learn on this end!!
I assure you the majority of the people who do this do it for a sexual thrill. Visited Fapchan lately?
*MtF trans woman. But honestly, thank you for using the right pronouns. I’m FtM and overly sensitive sometimes. I don’t want to click the youtube link out of fear I’ll only be pissed off by transphobic comments, (I need to be a little more productive than that tonight) but if she’s had surgery, she’s had at least a year of therapy already. In the US, none of the [ethical/licensed] surgeons will operate if you haven’t. And if she’d had therapy, her decisions can’t be dismissed as needing more or needing medication.
A friend of mine rented out a room in her house. Meticulously screened all possible renters, and found a “perfect” candidate……handsome, professional male, yada yada.
Weeks go by….friend notices a lot of baby stuff in renters room. (yes, she was snooping) Turns out he’s into Paraphilic infantilism AKA shitting your pants for fun.
She got a smaller place. And a cat.
Jeez, I learn something new around here everyday and I don’t mean that in a good way!
Don’t get me wrong, this diaper baby thing does not appeal, but the worst part of that story is that your friend rented a room to someone and then felt entitled to go through his stuff. It’s good she’s only living with a cat now, since they have similarly poor boundaries.
Admittedly she is a horrible person, or maybe she was just trying to find out why her house smelled like a diaper pail…..
the snooping would have turned out to be a good thing if she one day opened the door to find a room covered in plastic and blood and dismemberment.
A grown man who acts like a baby and constantly needs changing… don’t most wives feel they deal with this on a daily basis?
Nah, my husband is more like a teenager – don’t know which is more annoying, though.
Stay with your spouse long enough and one or both of you will lose continence eventually. Then some poor home health aide will end up wiping both your butts. But I don’t think anyone enjoys it.
So lucky! I married the worlds oldest 12 year old. His fascination with my boobs is matched only by his lust for Star Wars toys.
I’ll trade him for my ex-boyfriend!
$65 for grown up underoos? I bet if WalMart sees them, you’ll be able to get them there next week for $9.99.
And look at the appliqué! It’s not even centered on that giant shirt!
Bad fetish crafts really piss me off.
haha “Bad fetish crafts”.
walmart already has adult Underoos, they’re just disguised as “licensed character boxer shorts”.
They should at least throw in the Penis Pokey book.
…Really, you’d think I know’d know better than to click a link on Regretsy….
I like how it says “Cool” set of adult Spidey Diapers n’ shirt. Apparently, there’s an alternate definition of the word “cool” that I’m totally unaware of…
Makes you wonder what the uncool adult diaper wearers have in their wardrobes.
“The Whizzer” underoos.
Cool as in, lined with plastic? Yeah, that sounds comfy and cool.
Cool as in “smeared with feces”? Sounds totally cool! haha
Can I get one with Mario on it? I have a boyfriend I met on Craigslist a few days ago and I think he’d love it for our first week anniversary.
…but the traditional one-week-craigslist-anniversary diaper set mascot has always been Sonic the Hedgehog. You don’t want to break with tradition, do you? It would be weird.
You’re right! I can’t wait to sit outside his house with my binoculars and watch him open his present!
Traditionally, you would view his unwrapping with a periscope from a vantage point in his bushes, below his window.
Are people really not aware of this fetish? I mean, it’s been on CSI, like the plushies/furries, therefore it’s practically mainstream!
Crapping your pants in giant diapers for sport never gets old.
Now, changing giant, crappy diapers… that gets old REALLY fast!
In the words of my pony-play pal, neeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiigh!
WHY IN THE FUCKING FUCKITY HELL DID I LOOK UP ADULT BABY ON ETSY??!!?1!!?
I saw “transparent” in the link, and I clicked it anyway. I have no sense of self-preservation.
“Waterproof” is a fetish? Damn, Im gonna have to be careful next time I leave out my can of Thompson Waterseal.
Thank heavens! My SpongeBob set was on it’s last legs, and baby gotta go boom boom!
HONG KONG POOIE! I can’t believe I just typed that…
Teen Age Mutant Ninja Turdles?
At least they aren’t The Hulk diapers.
Gives a whole new meaning to the term “HULK SMASH”…
you guys, it’s a fetish! it was also in one of the episodes of CSI.
i wonder if they use Vaseline? walmart sells them by the bucket.
“Not everyone is meant to make a difference. But for me, the choice to lead an ordinary life is no longer an option.”
It was only a matter of time until my childhood was ruined.
Gawd bless regretsy.
Though I shall never be able to look at the spiderman figure sitting on my radio the same again. I might say ‘aw screw it’ and sellotape a tiny little nappy onto him and see how long it takes for the rest of the family to notice.
Thumbs up for the username.
Eh, not too shocking. Or shockingly badly made. (I almost wrote crappily made, but that would be too bad of a pun.)
Not everyone who wears diapers for fun uses them. Some people just use them for a prop.
The neck and sleeve bands on the t shirt are too tight. An extra inch of ribbing would fix it. Also Spiderman is off-centre. OCD? Me?
It’s only recently that I’ve found out about this adult baby fetish. Yes, I know, but I don’t have a television so clearly my education has suffered. I do not consider this to be a problem.
I really want to let Marvel know about this copyright infringement, mainly because it would be a great thrill to see these items presented to the jury as evidence. I am so excited at this prospect I want to shit in my pants right now.
Your icon makes that statement three times more hilarious than it would be on its own.
At least the seller did not have anyone modeling this in the pics…
forget spiderpig, this is total HARRY PLOPPER!!!!!!!!!
GO GO POOPER RANGERS!
Some more adult baby things. Including something to hold your giant diapers in and of course, a changing mat.
I think it needs a budget-sewn-on cellphone pocket to make the “circle o’ creepy n’ weird” complete.
Sometimes the links that find themselves on these sorts of posts have me convinced I should just permanently browse on incognito windows.
Check this one.
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