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Legion of Pooper Heroes

MY DIDEY SENSE IS TINGLING

163 comments on Legion of Pooper Heroes

  1. hardvice
    June 14, 2012 at 1:31 pm

    There are many things about childhood I wish I could recapture. Shitting my pants is not one of them.

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    • Menopausalmaniac
      June 14, 2012 at 2:00 pm

      Don’t worry, you get to go through it again when you get past 70 or so!

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  2. thecatsmeow
    June 14, 2012 at 1:31 pm

    Cloth diapering is *so* much better for your adult baby!

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    • I Craft With Farts
      June 14, 2012 at 1:33 pm

      How many tablecloths do any of us have anymore?

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    • Zippy
      June 14, 2012 at 1:44 pm

      Well now, that depends.

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      • SlySevSteph
        June 14, 2012 at 1:50 pm

        I pee what you did there.

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      • monkey33
        June 14, 2012 at 3:52 pm

        Would you all show some poise?
        This turdplay and these buns are beneath you.

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        • Getoffmylawn
          June 14, 2012 at 4:32 pm

          You all need to cut this shit out! I will not be a part of this smear campaign. I’m leaving now. Do not follow my skid marks.

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  3. butts lol
    June 14, 2012 at 1:31 pm

    No, that’s just your nose.

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  4. I Craft With Farts
    June 14, 2012 at 1:32 pm

    This is a really shitty product.

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  5. Zippy
    June 14, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    My Spidey-Sense is tinkling!

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    • monkey33
      June 14, 2012 at 2:23 pm

      Well, whomever buys these better go easy on the strained peas or he’ll summon his arch-enemy, the Green Goblin.

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  6. rachelnyc
    June 14, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    Oh come on, just include the waterproof lining by default. There’s zero chance the person who buys this won’t need it.

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    • monkey33
      June 14, 2012 at 2:01 pm

      And you would not want to meet the person who buys it without the waterproofing.

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      • megatron
        June 14, 2012 at 4:13 pm

        Or the person who buys it with.

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    • Stretch65
      June 15, 2012 at 1:46 am

      Etsy fetish wear – REALLY?! Well I guess so :-( At least its handmade…?!

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      • bethycutiepie13
        July 2, 2012 at 9:35 pm

        And, it’s multi-purpose. If you are the mother of a big baby and going on Maury to be tsk-tsked about feeding your 90 pound three year old fried chicken by the tub, while testing Larry, Darryl, and Darrel for paternity, then you can dress Jr in this.

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  7. SheleetaHam
    June 14, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    this is disturding. i mean, disturbing. wait. no i don’t.

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  8. imenja
    June 14, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    Where would Craigslist be without adult baby fetishists? Etsy has to do its part for the American economy.

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  9. moi
    June 14, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    I think the most disturbing part is that a waterproof liner can be added.

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  10. dirtpuddle
    June 14, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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    • Helen Killer
      June 14, 2012 at 2:32 pm

      Oh, this is bigger than Regretsy.

      WAY BIGGER

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      • I Craft With Farts
        June 14, 2012 at 3:28 pm

        I will not click the link. I will not click the link. I will not click the… Goddammit, why do I keep clicking the link?

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        • Mugsy Doodle
          June 14, 2012 at 3:37 pm

          Fortunately, my company’s firewall didn’t want me to see it. Sometimes I want to give big squishy hugs to my company’s firewall. This is one of those times.

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          • SlySevSteph
            June 14, 2012 at 4:36 pm

            Spoiler alert: diaper sex. I couldn’t care less about leather & rubber grandpa, but that got to me. The bodily fluids…

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          • NagChampa
            June 14, 2012 at 4:37 pm

            I’d love to know what your IT admin is thinking when they see that in the logs later…

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      • inertcorkhair
        June 14, 2012 at 4:50 pm

        I wonder if I’m getting more judgmental or if people are getting harder not to judge.

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      • rhapsody98
        June 14, 2012 at 5:49 pm

        Dammit. I accidentally added that to my iPads Reading List and now I don’t know how to get it out of there. And I’m going to have to ask my husband. And he will mock me. Mercilessly.

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      • Zippy
        June 14, 2012 at 8:30 pm

        A bigger load, maybe. Not that Regretsy isn’t a big load…

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      • Anamorphosis
        June 14, 2012 at 8:32 pm

        Cute girl at the bottom with strap on!
        But, but, … with a diaper on under the strap on.
        Ow ow ow ow
        the horror
        the. horror.
        cannot.
        unsee.

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      • Stretch65
        June 15, 2012 at 6:37 am

        Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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      • osric
        June 15, 2012 at 5:52 pm

        This is de rigeur here in Provincetown…

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    • imenja
      June 14, 2012 at 2:57 pm

      Or you haven’t spent enough time on Craigslist or other sites where people with “interesting” sexual interests congregate. This is definitely a kink.

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    • SheSaidPop
      June 14, 2012 at 3:06 pm

      ABDL stands for Adult Baby/Diaper Lover. They’re grownups who act like babies and love wearing diapers. It’s right there in the name.

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    • Halle
      June 14, 2012 at 5:17 pm

      The store is called “Adult Baby Corner.” Pair the name with the website HK linked and I am sure you’ll get the picture. By the way, don’t clink the link unless you INSIST on being convinced or, you know, you’re into that kind of thing…

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      • Badger
        June 14, 2012 at 7:48 pm

        Actually, I’ve seen stuff like this for sale on Ebay as well. Trying typing “adult baby’ into the search engine, and see what you come up with.

        Or don’t. I still have mental scars from the big hairy guy who weighed probably 300 lbs opsing in the ruuffled trhumba tights and baby bonnet.

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        • asecondsolution
          June 14, 2012 at 8:54 pm

          I’m really hoping that was a typo and you meant “posing”.

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          • Tulabear
            June 14, 2012 at 11:11 pm

            Because I really don’t wanna think about a 300 pound hairy bastard “oopsing” in anything.

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            • Badger
              June 15, 2012 at 2:03 am

              I meant posing, though the inadvertent spelling mistake seems to have grossed a few people out even further. Score one for Badger!

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        • Marlitharn
          June 15, 2012 at 7:45 am

          I like to think that while you were typing your brain had a mini terror-seizure, thus causing the typos

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  11. Narters
    June 14, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    Reminds me of a certain My Strange Addiction episode:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN_PNlXY67U

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    • SlySevSteph
      June 14, 2012 at 1:49 pm

      I remember she said something like, “I don’t poop in my diaper, I just pee!” Honey, that doesn’t make it better. Maybe if there were no diapers involved, this fetish wouldn’t be as off-putting.

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      • SheSaidPop
        June 14, 2012 at 3:08 pm

        So it’d be more acceptable to you if she took off the diaper and just pissed right on the couch/bed/floor?

        Not judging. Just clarifying.

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        • SlySevSteph
          June 14, 2012 at 4:37 pm

          Haha! Touche.

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        • Underalterego
          June 14, 2012 at 5:37 pm

          I peed all over the floor once. Mind you, it was in the 19th hour of a labour gone wrong and they insisted on making me walk in to another ward. Contraction came, and I couldn’t hold it in! Splashies everywhere. I’m sure there’s a fetish for that – pregnant women peeing?

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          • chbruin
            June 14, 2012 at 6:09 pm

            COUNT ME IN

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          • .Rana.
            June 14, 2012 at 7:48 pm

            If there wasn’t before, you’ve just created it, complete with website and fan forum.

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          • Postmenopaws â„¢
            June 14, 2012 at 8:31 pm

            Pregnant woman fetish, yes. It includes peeing, yes. How could it not??

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    • lanaya
      June 14, 2012 at 3:34 pm

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    • Charitable Mafioso
      June 15, 2012 at 12:40 pm

      I’m actually more freaked out by the dryer-sheet addiction than the adult baby addiction.

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  12. fauxfire76
    June 14, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    I still laugh whenever I see the episode of CSI Vegas that actually touched on this fetish and Grissom and Nick went into a shop that specialized in things for it. That was hilarious. “Is he a drinker or a stinker?” *snickerfit*

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  13. upscumbag
    June 14, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    I’m pretty sure this is what most girls imagine I wear when I tell them I collect comic books.

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    • redmjoel
      June 14, 2012 at 1:42 pm

      You should say graphic novels. They sound so much more sophisticated, and yet they’re just comic books with a pedigree.

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      • Zefram Cockring
        June 14, 2012 at 1:50 pm

        No, I’m pretty sure “I collect graphic novels” just means “I collect expensive comic books.”

        Not that there’s anything wrong with that. To each his or her own.

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        • Prufrock
          June 14, 2012 at 4:36 pm

          I dunno, when i worked at a comic book store they were bloody expensive.
          In the Uk your standard Marvel/DC comics are about £3/£3.50 an issue, up to £6 for a special issue ones, often appearing weekly, fortnightly or monthly.
          Whereas graphic novels (usually just compilations of loads and loads of ‘em, at least a year’s worth, are approx £12. Or £20/£25 if you’re talking your V for Vendetta independent individually formed things.
          Admittedly if you have something like The Walking Dead that has 10+ graphic novels at about £12 a piece it’s expensive, but significantly less expensive than paying £3 a week for something you’ve read in 10 minutes.


          And I apologise for my pedeantic ass-hattery.
          Just sayin’ that comic book collectors are significantly more loaded…and impatient. Graphic novels are often the same but work out cheaper.
          And they do have more pedigree :3

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          • imenja
            June 14, 2012 at 4:55 pm

            Suffice it so say that collecting either of them decreases your chances of getting laid.

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            • knitibranch
              June 14, 2012 at 6:12 pm

              Not in my book it doesn’t.

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              • .Rana.
                June 14, 2012 at 7:49 pm

                Not in your graphic novel, you mean.

                ;)

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              • Badger
                June 14, 2012 at 7:53 pm

                I was going to say, I read comics fairly heavily when I was in my 20s and 30s, and it didn’t seem to have any effect on my husband and I’s sex life (he wasn’t a comic reader)

                For that matter, my youngest son buys probably $30 worth of comics a week (sometimes more), and his boyfriend doesn’t seem to mind.

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              • Anamorphosis
                June 14, 2012 at 8:45 pm

                Yeah, my husband collects loads of them and I found it sexy. But he has loads of many other kinds of books, too.

                And to respond to Badger, it did affect his sex life! We got together for the first time during a photo shoot where I dressed as a purple super hero and he dressed as Cat Woman.

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              • Pandora Nervosa
                June 15, 2012 at 8:12 am

                Mine either. My husband and I met playing World of Warcraft. We both collect comics/action figures etc. And our sex life is (pardon the pun) bangin’. So yeah, two nerds meet online? Hotness ensues. Or something like that.

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            • asecondsolution
              June 14, 2012 at 9:01 pm

              You’d be surprised.

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    • Elysapeth
      June 14, 2012 at 3:12 pm

      Really? I picture Johnny Galecki/Leonard Hofstadter

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      • Larkspur
        June 14, 2012 at 3:29 pm

        And that is so not a bad thing.

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    • gypsygrrl
      June 14, 2012 at 7:38 pm

      I think you’re hanging out with the wrong girls outside Regretsy!

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  14. SlySevSteph
    June 14, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    Check this one out:
    http://www.etsy.com/listing/8739744/abdl-sissy-bedwetter-rhumba-sunsuit
    Sissy bedwetter? For the masochistic adult baby?

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  15. WhoopsyDaisy
    June 14, 2012 at 1:47 pm

    I have cloth diapered 2 kids, and trust me on this one: Pull on/off does not make it easier to change a diaper unless your idea of easier includes a shitslide

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    • rushgirl2112
      June 14, 2012 at 2:05 pm

      I can also vouch for this.

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    • GranoblasticMan
      June 14, 2012 at 2:24 pm

      On the upside: “The Shitslide” needs to be a nickname for a one of those giant slides at a water park.

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      • Princess Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
        June 14, 2012 at 5:41 pm

        I think the people who have to clean it call it that already.

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      • rhapsody98
        June 14, 2012 at 5:56 pm

        Dollywood Splash Country has a ride that’s called Raging Rapids or some such innocent thing, but the tube sends you down into a bowl where you flow with centrifugal force and then you’re dropped down into a pool, so we always called it The Flush.

        Not that it wasn’t a fun water slide/ride, but it was clearly a large toilet.

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        • CrabOfDoom
          June 15, 2012 at 7:59 pm

          “Not that it wasn’t fun, but it was clearly a large toilet.” Shit. I’ve finally found the phrase that makes me want to take up needlepoint. I think it needs to be paired with the panel of Calvin attempting to flush himself and spinning at warp speed.

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    • angelbuttons77
      June 14, 2012 at 2:55 pm

      Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t this a diaper COVER?? I mean, I remember diaper blowouts….where you basically put the kid in the stationary tub, strip and rinse them there, throw out the clothing, etc…..but yeah….one would HOPE this didn’t happen often for adult babies????

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  16. slovaksiren
    June 14, 2012 at 1:49 pm

    I’m sure that even Peter Pan would say grow up to whoever buys these.

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  17. Zefram Cockring
    June 14, 2012 at 1:51 pm

    Bouncy Boy would be a better choice for the Legion of Pooper Heroes.

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  18. Whimsicle Duck
    June 14, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    It shows how distracted I am that I looked at the picture and thought it would be really cute for my superhero-loving two year old… till I read the description and realized what website I was on. D’oh.

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  19. freckleyredhead
    June 14, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    Spiderman, Spiderman,
    Does whatever a spider can.
    Spins a web, any size,
    Catches enemies just like flies.
    Look out!
    Here comes the Spiderman.

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    • Zefram Cockring
      June 14, 2012 at 2:37 pm

      Thieves. Catches thieves just like flies. There goes the Spider-Man.

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      • Helen Killer
        June 14, 2012 at 2:44 pm

        Diaperman, Diaperman
        Holds whatever a diaper can.
        Takes a crap, grown-up size,
        Always followed by hungry files.
        Look out!
        Here comes the Diaperman

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        • FilliamHMuffman
          June 14, 2012 at 2:58 pm

          Do you, by any chance, remember The Mighty Heroes?

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          • Helen Killer
            June 14, 2012 at 3:06 pm

            No but I’m finna look it up

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          • MustacheFart
            June 14, 2012 at 4:51 pm

            Yup. Although even at the time I felt like I was way too old to watch that cartoon… but I did anyway.

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          • terriwells
            June 18, 2012 at 10:30 am

            I do! If I remember correctly, Diaper Man was the brains of the outfit.

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    • Mugsy Doodle
      June 14, 2012 at 2:52 pm

      Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig,
      Does whatever a Spider-Pig does.
      Can he swing
      From a web?
      No, he can’t.
      He’s a pig.
      Look out!
      Here comes the Spider-Pig.

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    • OctopusEyes
      June 14, 2012 at 2:55 pm

      Pooperman, Pooperman
      Does whatever a baby can
      Poops his pants, pees the bed
      Rubs spaghetti on his head
      To him, life is a great big bang up
      On diapers he has a hang up
      Stink butted Pooperman!

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    • rhapsody98
      June 14, 2012 at 5:58 pm

      Spiderman does NOT do whatever a spider can. If that were true, he would shoot webs out his ass. We’re probably all luckier that the seller doesn’t know this.

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      • .Rana.
        June 14, 2012 at 7:51 pm

        That… puts that Brodwee dude in a whole new light. o.O

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      • bethycutiepie13
        July 2, 2012 at 9:42 pm

        Oh, heavens. Now you’ve given someone ideas. Wait until the fanfiction gets ahold of this! It’ll be 50 Shades of Grey all over again. Except that Spidey will be an adult baby, and Mary Jane will leave in high dudgeon when Baby Spidey gets excited and covers her in ass webs.

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  20. lawmom
    June 14, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    I credit the internet with exposing to me to the wide world out there. My prudish, backwoods little brain would have never conceived of the idea of dressing as a baby and shitting yourself. Or that this is somehow sexually arousing. Or that there is a lot of sexual stuff out there involving various bodily processes that usually are accomplished alone in the bathroom.

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    • angelbuttons77
      June 14, 2012 at 2:58 pm

      Actually, a lot of the people who “do” this – it’s not sexual. It’s regression, often from a feeling of being robbed of a “real childhood.” Like the My Strange Addiction link above – that girl is a male-to-female gender change. She feels like since she never felt right, she’d owed a “girl” childhood.

      Still makes me think – medication and therapy are GOOD. But yeah, it’s not always about getting off….

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      • lawmom
        June 14, 2012 at 3:45 pm

        Ah, see? More to learn on this end!!

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      • poplopo
        June 14, 2012 at 4:35 pm

        I assure you the majority of the people who do this do it for a sexual thrill. Visited Fapchan lately?

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      • CrabOfDoom
        June 15, 2012 at 10:47 pm

        *MtF trans woman. But honestly, thank you for using the right pronouns. I’m FtM and overly sensitive sometimes. I don’t want to click the youtube link out of fear I’ll only be pissed off by transphobic comments, (I need to be a little more productive than that tonight) but if she’s had surgery, she’s had at least a year of therapy already. In the US, none of the [ethical/licensed] surgeons will operate if you haven’t. And if she’d had therapy, her decisions can’t be dismissed as needing more or needing medication.

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  21. rodgertheshrubber
    June 14, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    Funny story:

    A friend of mine rented out a room in her house. Meticulously screened all possible renters, and found a “perfect” candidate……handsome, professional male, yada yada.

    Weeks go by….friend notices a lot of baby stuff in renters room. (yes, she was snooping) Turns out he’s into Paraphilic infantilism AKA shitting your pants for fun.

    She got a smaller place. And a cat.

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    • Menopausalmaniac
      June 14, 2012 at 2:04 pm

      Jeez, I learn something new around here everyday and I don’t mean that in a good way!

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    • GrotesqueArabesque
      June 14, 2012 at 2:17 pm

      Don’t get me wrong, this diaper baby thing does not appeal, but the worst part of that story is that your friend rented a room to someone and then felt entitled to go through his stuff. It’s good she’s only living with a cat now, since they have similarly poor boundaries.

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      • rodgertheshrubber
        June 14, 2012 at 4:26 pm

        Admittedly she is a horrible person, or maybe she was just trying to find out why her house smelled like a diaper pail…..

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      • nick van orton
        June 14, 2012 at 4:31 pm

        the snooping would have turned out to be a good thing if she one day opened the door to find a room covered in plastic and blood and dismemberment.

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  22. Getoffmylawn
    June 14, 2012 at 2:03 pm

    A grown man who acts like a baby and constantly needs changing… don’t most wives feel they deal with this on a daily basis?

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    • rodgertheshrubber
      June 14, 2012 at 2:12 pm

      Heeeyoooo!!!!

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    • angelbuttons77
      June 14, 2012 at 2:59 pm

      Nah, my husband is more like a teenager – don’t know which is more annoying, though.

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      • Princess Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
        June 14, 2012 at 5:45 pm

        Stay with your spouse long enough and one or both of you will lose continence eventually. Then some poor home health aide will end up wiping both your butts. But I don’t think anyone enjoys it.

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      • rhapsody98
        June 14, 2012 at 6:01 pm

        So lucky! I married the worlds oldest 12 year old. His fascination with my boobs is matched only by his lust for Star Wars toys.

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        • slovaksiren
          June 15, 2012 at 7:10 am

          I’ll trade him for my ex-boyfriend!

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  23. WotV
    June 14, 2012 at 2:15 pm

    $65 for grown up underoos? I bet if WalMart sees them, you’ll be able to get them there next week for $9.99.

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    • GrotesqueArabesque
      June 14, 2012 at 2:19 pm

      And look at the appliqué! It’s not even centered on that giant shirt!

      Bad fetish crafts really piss me off.

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    • CrabOfDoom
      June 15, 2012 at 10:49 pm

      walmart already has adult Underoos, they’re just disguised as “licensed character boxer shorts”.

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  24. WotV
    June 14, 2012 at 2:17 pm

    http://quirkbooks.com/book/penis-pokey

    They should at least throw in the Penis Pokey book.

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    • AutobotDen
      June 14, 2012 at 6:26 pm

      …Really, you’d think I know’d know better than to click a link on Regretsy….

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  25. Matt Johnson
    June 14, 2012 at 2:24 pm

    I like how it says “Cool” set of adult Spidey Diapers n’ shirt. Apparently, there’s an alternate definition of the word “cool” that I’m totally unaware of…

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    • Larkspur
      June 14, 2012 at 3:34 pm

      Makes you wonder what the uncool adult diaper wearers have in their wardrobes.

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      • Valmonty
        June 14, 2012 at 4:52 pm

        “The Whizzer” underoos.

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  26. WotV
    June 14, 2012 at 2:25 pm

    Cool as in, lined with plastic? Yeah, that sounds comfy and cool.

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  27. susie derkins
    June 14, 2012 at 2:27 pm

    Can I get one with Mario on it? I have a boyfriend I met on Craigslist a few days ago and I think he’d love it for our first week anniversary.

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    • Matt Johnson
      June 14, 2012 at 2:44 pm

      …but the traditional one-week-craigslist-anniversary diaper set mascot has always been Sonic the Hedgehog. You don’t want to break with tradition, do you? It would be weird.

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      • susie derkins
        June 14, 2012 at 3:19 pm

        You’re right! I can’t wait to sit outside his house with my binoculars and watch him open his present!

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        • Matt Johnson
          June 15, 2012 at 8:13 am

          Traditionally, you would view his unwrapping with a periscope from a vantage point in his bushes, below his window.

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  28. ebinard
    June 14, 2012 at 2:39 pm

    Are people really not aware of this fetish? I mean, it’s been on CSI, like the plushies/furries, therefore it’s practically mainstream!

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    • Helen Killer
      June 14, 2012 at 2:46 pm

      Crapping your pants in giant diapers for sport never gets old.

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  29. Zena
    June 14, 2012 at 2:42 pm

    WHY IN THE FUCKING FUCKITY HELL DID I LOOK UP ADULT BABY ON ETSY??!!?1!!?

    http://www.etsy.com/listing/97032992/mens-transparent-waterproof-fetish-2mm

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    • Valmonty
      June 14, 2012 at 4:55 pm

      I saw “transparent” in the link, and I clicked it anyway. I have no sense of self-preservation.

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    • Corvidae
      June 14, 2012 at 5:38 pm

      “Waterproof” is a fetish? Damn, Im gonna have to be careful next time I leave out my can of Thompson Waterseal.

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  30. Leave it to Beiber
    June 14, 2012 at 2:54 pm

    Thank heavens! My SpongeBob set was on it’s last legs, and baby gotta go boom boom!

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    • Leave it to Beiber
      June 14, 2012 at 3:29 pm

      its *blush*

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  31. DarkSock
    June 14, 2012 at 3:17 pm

    Scatman?

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  32. thecreightonberyl
    June 14, 2012 at 3:30 pm

    At least they aren’t The Hulk diapers.

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  33. omglikewhatever
    June 14, 2012 at 4:41 pm

    you guys, it’s a fetish! it was also in one of the episodes of CSI.
    http://dailydiapers.com/

    i wonder if they use Vaseline? walmart sells them by the bucket.

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  34. inertcorkhair
    June 14, 2012 at 4:43 pm

    “Not everyone is meant to make a difference. But for me, the choice to lead an ordinary life is no longer an option.”

    –Peter Parker

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  35. Prufrock
    June 14, 2012 at 4:45 pm

    It was only a matter of time until my childhood was ruined.
    Gawd bless regretsy.
    Though I shall never be able to look at the spiderman figure sitting on my radio the same again. I might say ‘aw screw it’ and sellotape a tiny little nappy onto him and see how long it takes for the rest of the family to notice.

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  36. Fat Jealous Luther
    June 14, 2012 at 4:50 pm

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    • Charitable Mafioso
      June 15, 2012 at 12:46 pm

      Thumbs up for the username.

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  37. cloudsnapper
    June 14, 2012 at 5:46 pm

    Eh, not too shocking. Or shockingly badly made. (I almost wrote crappily made, but that would be too bad of a pun.)
    Not everyone who wears diapers for fun uses them. Some people just use them for a prop.

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  38. JuicyLucy
    June 14, 2012 at 5:49 pm

    The neck and sleeve bands on the t shirt are too tight. An extra inch of ribbing would fix it. Also Spiderman is off-centre. OCD? Me?

    It’s only recently that I’ve found out about this adult baby fetish. Yes, I know, but I don’t have a television so clearly my education has suffered. I do not consider this to be a problem.

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  39. chbruin
    June 14, 2012 at 6:22 pm

    I really want to let Marvel know about this copyright infringement, mainly because it would be a great thrill to see these items presented to the jury as evidence. I am so excited at this prospect I want to shit in my pants right now.

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    • rhapsody98
      June 14, 2012 at 6:35 pm

      Your icon makes that statement three times more hilarious than it would be on its own.

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  40. swamper
    June 14, 2012 at 7:12 pm

    At least the seller did not have anyone modeling this in the pics…

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  41. melissammmm
    June 14, 2012 at 8:43 pm

    forget spiderpig, this is total HARRY PLOPPER!!!!!!!!!

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    • slovaksiren
      June 15, 2012 at 7:13 am

      GO GO POOPER RANGERS!

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  42. Matt Johnson
    June 15, 2012 at 7:52 am

    I think it needs a budget-sewn-on cellphone pocket to make the “circle o’ creepy n’ weird” complete.

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  43. Bips
    June 15, 2012 at 8:17 am

    Sometimes the links that find themselves on these sorts of posts have me convinced I should just permanently browse on incognito windows.

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  44. jackflaming
    November 19, 2012 at 2:12 am

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