“It has a motto on it” makes me wonder if they even know what it said.
“When life gives you Lemon Bombs, say ‘Thank you, life!’”
when life gives you lemons it’s time to get your antidepression meds refilled
At least the book will smell fresh even if what you are reading is stale. Then of course if the “handmade” lemon air freshener bookmark is vintage the smell will have gone away
But you can most likely change the size of the smell anyway.
I thought the phrases ended with ‘break out the ice, tonic and vodka’!
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Lemons are the devil’s putrid sweat glands, and they make my tongue swell up.
You know what they say–if life gives you lemons, go into anaphylactic shock.
Dr. Rodney MacKay, I presume?
When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool.
Am I the only one who’d be delighted if life just gave me some lemons? If I had to choose one beverage to enjoy for the rest of my life, it would be lemonade. I would slice a damn lemon and eat it like an orange. LEMON 4 LYFE!
My husband likes to eat slices of lemon with hot sauce. It scares me.
I’ve seen that used as a gag in bondage clips. /TMI
When life gives you lemons, you probably just found some lemons.
Those are some real nice puppies behind the wiener dog. WOOF!!
Good catch! I had to go back and look again.
I wasn’t sure if I was really seeing that. Why oh why?
I guess I’ve seen it all, because I was actually more disturbed that they keep calling it “Santa Dog” when it’s CLEARLY Max from “How the Grinch Stole Christmas.”
When life gave Gino (my avatar & a helluva tough cat) lemmings, he made lemmingade. It wasn’t pretty but he seemed to find it refreshing.
Lemmingade is the word of the day!
“when life gives you fat jealous losers make butthurt”
It says “When life gives you lemons make lemonade” I’m kind of concerned I was able to read that. I wish it was more like “When life gives you lemons make lemonparty”
Are we certain that lemon is a bookmark and not an air freshener? That could actually be useful for some of my older books. There’s a “musty old book” smell, “old library book smell,” and then “stored with the old athletic gear” smell. Only one of those is good.
If it’s an air freshener maybe one could… you know… change the size… of its lemony smell?
“There ain’t no party like a lemon party“
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
I think the Portal series has some of my favourite quotes… although it used to usually be
I feel awful about that surprise. Tell you what, let’s give your parents a call right now….
The birth parents you are trying to reach do not love you. Please hang up…
Oh, that’s sad. But impressive. Maybe they worked at the phone company.
That’s my ringtone for a friend who’s last name is Johnson.
“When life gives you lemons, make limoncello. Then drink it all.”
I love how one is the in the furture. Do you think that means the shipping will take even longer?
Also if it’s “vintage” from the future does that mean it’s from like 1998?
Future Vintage: you’ve finally solved the mystery of how last year’s junk qualifies as vintage on Etsy.
Future Vintage – my new store name!
This is like one of those word problems my math teacher keeps trying to trick me with.
Let’s hope so.
Takes a little longer, but is delivered by a naked Arnold Schwazaneggar.
Disclaimer: May also result in the destruction of humanity and the rise of the machines.
But on the upside – you die wearing a nice brooch
At least the brooch lady has an excuse — it’s really hard to get good focus through a time dilation field!
This hottie at some Norweigan university explains it all… (click through for the video!)
That would be Norwegian… there’s all this drool on my keyboard so my fat fingers slipped.
Sex and mystery are both great sales techniques. And who doesn’t love accidental breast shots?
I know a lot of people involve nudity in their sales shots but I have a sneaking suspicion this one was unintentional.
I think you may be right. But it is still pure awesomeness. If the cheap hemp bracelet chick hadn’t cropped the butt sniffing dogs out of the shot, I might have bought that ugly bracelet.
Your kidding, right? That’s the selling point in my opinion!
I seem to remember the buttsniff dogs pic being used in either the first how to take great product shots series, or in some other Regretsy post. I remember the big to-do about her having cropped the dogs out of the photo.
It’s cute, though. Peace among dogs, y’know? This is how we’ll get along. You sniff my ass, I’ll sniff yours. Then we’re friends.
i dont love accidental breast shots when they are so sad
*I love accidental breast shots when they are so big.
There. Fixed it for ya.
I would never have noticed if you hadn’t've said something. I was so distracted by the pink santa cap, and whether that’d actually keep one’s neck warm.
Thank you for admitting that. Now I don’t feel like I’m the only oblivious one out here.
Well, actually there’s 3 of us at least. I showed it to my husband and he didn’t see the mirror either. Maybe that should worry me?
Make that four. After reading your comments, I had to go back and look at the picture again. I didn’t even notice. I just thought my “whimsicle fuckery” radar was on the fritz tonight. Now I know that it was just my breast detector that’s acting up.
It’s like Magic Eye. I had to stare at the photo for several minutes wondering what was wrong and then suddenly the background came into focus and well yeah.
Maybe your husband was well trained by his father.
Father: “What do you say when your wife asks you if the woman in the miniskirt is hot?”
Son: “‘What woman?’”
Father: “Excellent. That’s the way to keep the peace.”
There’s gotta be a joke here about life giving you lemons and ending up with melons…
Same here. And now I can’t unsee. I’d really like some of those lemons now that other people seem to get all the time, but all life gives me are apples and pears which I do not like. Doh.
I definitely picked up on the boobs, but is it sad I then spent 5 minutes trying to figure out if there were nipples, if they were photoshopped out, if she’d had surgery, or if I just really needed to make an appointment with my eye doc….
The last one is… incredible.
I suppose roaming the house topless, looking for things to sell on etsy, isn’t as uncommon as I suspected.
That’s precisely what I thought, too.
The last picture…my first reaction was, “MOM??”
OMG! If you’re gonna take pics named in front of the mirror, at least have good looking tits.
*naked. My typing skills fail me tonight.
Naked -> Named is probably a safer autocorrect than the other way in most circumstances.
Sadly, it wasn’t auto correct. I’m at my desktop. LOL
I blame your proper upbringing.
I blame my carpal tunnel.
Proper upbringing, lol, good one.
I know! I didn’t see any nipples, so I wasn’t sure they were tits. They hang awfully low.
I didn’t spot them at first, either. I thought she was wearing a bra.
When in doubt, make sure you get a boob shot.
Another great quote for a sampler!!
i’m betting there’s a lot more like that last one there, it’s actually a fetish. when you see photos like that there’s like a 90% chance it’s not accidental at all
I remember that one. It may have been accidental. They took down their shop. And something else – their Facebook page maybe or a blog?
That dog don’t hunt.
i remember. you are right. usually theyre not accidental, this one was & the person in the photo was just way way way way way too upset. beyond upset.
If that wasn’t accidental, what a supreme idiot. I could see if maybe it was something you weren’t thinking about being reflective, but this is a fucking MIRROR. You take a picture topless in front of one and don’t think the reflection will show up? How seriously dumb do you have to be?
Or drunk. I guess that could explain it.
Or a recovering vampire?
It was an ebay trend for a while. People would take pictures of shiny things naked and put them in listings. Those were very clever and definitely intentional.
Reminds me of the guy who took a picture of a tea kettle butt naked.
There’s a term for it – product porn? I can’t remember… mind it too muddled from finals/end of school year shit.
Dangit Danorz! I was coming in here to talk about “shiny boob shot fetish”
Although I also have a personal anecdote. My dad used to work at a picture place here in Chicago “Watlands”. A coworker of his went on his honeymoon in some cheesyass Poconos Heart Shaped Tub place and came home to develop the pictures. He took a couple silly photos of his wife in the heart shaped tub, filled with bubbles. Anyway, after developing he neglected to check through them and just took them home to show his parents and inlaws. Halfway through the new inlaws got pretty quiet and uncomfortable and the night ended on a poor note when the guy realized his nude reflection was in the tub photos and he was…PHYSICALLY INTRIGUED, shall we say, by his wife in the tub. yikes.
I feel disgusted with myself that the thing that pisses me off most is that the seller says that the BSB pictures were at the Izod Center. In 2001.
(It was the Continental Airlines Arena back then. And before that, Brendan Byrne Arena.)
I’m afraid that the last one was probably intended, although I didn’t notice until I looked closer.
and description says july 16th, even though 9/6 is clearly stamped on the photo. the backstreet boys didn’t do a show on july 16th. i checked.
You guys should totally work for the FBI. Or at etsy, catching re-sellers – except they don’t employ people to do that, because that might involve “calling out”.
Can you guys also tell me how many Backstreet Boys there are? Because there appears to be more Boys onstage than I was expecting.
Also, isn’t this the exact reason that music acts ask that people don’t take pictures of the performance?
They hate shitty pics of them selling on the internet 11 years later. That, and the flashes fuck with you when you’re on stage.
I think they had dancers up on stage, too. I never saw them live, but I had a video tape of one of their concerts. (Not my fault! I was in middle school, lol.)
Weren’t these posted previously? I swear I’ve seen the lemon one here before.
The lemon, the doxie and the bracelet were already posted, but they were so good I had to include them with the new ones.
I love second helpings.
DAYum, I thought that was some kinda deer at first, ha! It’s an odd picture, how the (wolfhound?) grey dog’s so much closer to the camera so looks much much taller & larger. Looks like they might be a fun pair, anyhow!
The tall one is a greyhound. A lot of people in my area have adopted retired racing greyhounds.
Oh thank god. I didn’t think I was that drunk yet
Some of them, yes. I remember the lemon and the boob lady.
HOLY CRAP A VINTAGE BROOCH FROM THE FUTURE.
That’s how they get that aged look. – make it now, age it, then travel back in time! You should see my weathered iPad or “funky old iPadtina”
The Aura emanating from that wand is obscuring everything in its Realm.
If you’ve seen one “Steely Dan” vibrator with electro-stimulus copper coils and impact-softening cushions, you’ve seen this one. Through a Vaseline-smeared lens.
I know too much…
Not for inexperienced practitioners, indeed.
I assume the experienced know how to avoid green bajingo from the patina that has been allowed to develop naturally.
*slow standing ovation for this supremely pervy line of thought*
It must be the Magick!
That must explain why I’m not seeing a patina on the copper. The powerful Magickal Aura cleans the copper with every use. Better than CLR!
Its not aura its patina
I like how the flashed-out BSB photos weren’t flashed-out by the photo of them. She’s improving!
a bad photo of worse photos. it’s very meta.
She has more crappy photos of shitty acts for sale!! YAY!
At least it’s a low price.
The dogs tail seems to be stabbing her reflected tit in the last photograph.
And now I’m ashamed that I examined it long enough to even come to that conclusion.
Totally! Or she’s just finishing squeezing it outta her milk glands like they were magical… which they might be if it’s actually…
MRS. SANTA CLAUS!
the backstreet boys instant photo collection is my favorite. it’s a bad photo of several bad photos – meta. plus the date on the pictures appears to state 9/6/01 (i’ve been drinking, i could be off), but the description states july 16, 2001. par for the etsy course.
oh cool, you got both my posts condensed in to one. i should finish reading comments before i say anything.
It’s possible the camera had the date wrong, though.
That magick wand probably messed up camera dates everywhere, you know?
This might be the greatest Regretsy post of all time.
What’s goin on with those dogs in the hemp bracelet pic? Peace of tail?
They were just reenacting the whole free love vibe of the 60s & 70s.
The dogs were just saying hello.
(Aaaaand it’s gone.)
OMG. Did NOBODY learn anything from The Teakettle Guy?! PUT. CLOTHES. ON. O.O
Pssh, it’s all the hard work to make sure that you know it’s authentic bullshit, rather than the crisp, clean reseller photos
shit. do i have fucking cataracts now?
i don’t remember getting that memo :-/
Is it a co-incidence that the sharp photo is the one containing bosoms? Thought not.
I think the sharpest was with the dogs getting up close and personal
Sharpened the bookmark up a bit:
Is that an improvement? Hard to tell really.
It’s …uhh… lovely?… now, thanks Wildcat ;-P
“It has a motto on it!”
It sure as hell wasn’t instructions on how to focus the camera.
Please go see my shamelss, fawning comment on post #1 O Great LB.
AWWW! We’ve had a baby fawn in our back yard for about a week now; he’s eating well off my garden. Now I can prove to my husband that we can, in fact, bring Claude in and get him to cuddle*.
(*I’m not actually going to try this.)
I think the motto on it is “caveat emptor”.
Either that or “ass, gas or grass, nobody rides for free”.
I wonder how the altoids enhance the magical power of the wand? Or are they as a failsafe for a wiccan who only brushes her teeth during a full moon?
I kind of really want that hemp bracelet.
Some days it’s just too hot here, and I think to myself “Self, why not just go take pictures of your products in the nude? What could possibly go wrong?”
Oh no, that last picture…honey, you need some support. Or at least I think it’s a lady.
I *need* that lemon bookmark for my regretsy finnish folktales book! It has a MOTTO, guys. I didnt even know bookmarks GOT that fancy!
Say what you want about the BSB photos listing… The seller may not know where the shift key is, but they know the difference between there and their. And for that, I am truly grateful.
THEY and THEIR… you know what I’m trying to say!
Stop looking at me like that!
they’re all going to laugh at you! (adam sandler reference?)
I wouldn’t know since I don’t believe I’ve seen any Adam Sandler movies other than his first one and I think that was by accident or because someone I liked was in it.
I can see your dirty pillows.
I think the worst is that lady with the drooping shoulders in the awful t-shirt. The one that says “meh” on it. It makes me cringe. Who’d buy anything modelled like that?! And those socks! Eugh.
Frankly I’m just horrified that those “accidental” boobs look like udders. Who has nipples that hang like that?! I will have nightmares.
A lot of us do. We try not to post them on the internet where we will have them rated and judged.
Ah, Jupiter. How cute that you are horrified about sagging boobs! Age and gravity happen, my dear. Something to look forward to…lol
If they are big, they are never perky, even when young. And there are men and women who like them that way. People are so accustomed to media images of fake boobs, they don’t know what natural, large breasts look like anymore.
Mine looked like that from the time I was 12 until eventually had to have them reduced due to health problems. Now I have glorious big-ass scars instead. I’m self-conscious about them, but I try to comfort myself that somewhere out there, I’m somebody’s fetish.
Fuck being self-conscious, girl! I’ve had a reduction, and anyone who doesn’t like the scars can fuck off. Better to be healthy and comfortable. My husband didn’t even bat an eye the first time he saw my franken-boobies. I think he was just happy to be seeing boobies…
I’m sure you are right– I am always happy to see boobies!
Exactly. I have a pair of DDDs, and they’ve ALWAYS been saggy. And you know what? My boyfriend thinks he’s the luckiest guy on the planet.
In fact, earlier today he offered to be my slave and walk around behind me holding them up all day (because, frankly, most bras aren’t up to the challenge).
Yeah, I’ve had that offer myself.
Convo me about bras if you want. I have had to develop extensive knowledge in that area.
32DD signing in & open to tips!
I guess we don’t get messages on here.
1. Fit is crucial. Most women wear the wrong size. Go to plussizebras.info to read about how to measure yourself and determine proper fit.
2. Good bras are expensive and wear out in a few months. It costs you money, no way around that. If you don’t have a front loading washer, wash by hand to preserve the life of your bra.
3. My favorite brands are Panache, Elomi, and Fantasie of England–all sold online and in specialty shops. Don’t rely on dept. stores because they stock limited sizes and generally don’t go above DD or DDD.
Panache provides excellent, gravity defying support but can be uncomfortable. Fantasie bras are pretty, okay support and well made. I am currently wearing Elomi– good support and reasonably comfortable. If you really are a DD you’ll have a lot more options than I do.
I’m going to add find a good bra specialist. NOT the old ladies in the lingerie department at Macy’s, and NOT the chicks at VS. Get fitted properly, even to the point of the specialist doing alterations. It’s heaven.
I’ve found that the better I care for my bras, the longer they last. Also, my bra specialist will do bra tune ups – I have a bra that has lasted me well over a year, simply because she did a $10 refit and fixed the band and straps….the CUP is the pricey, but long lasting, part. If you’re in the Chicago burbs, go to Tina’s Closet in Lisle…..she’s a treasure for boobs.
I´m a 34GG and I second everything what imenja said. A bra must fit – most women wear them too big on the back size and too small in the cups. It´s almost impossible to get good bras in my size here in Czech Republic so I order them online from England. Currently my favorite bra is a Panache sports bra: http://tinyurl.com/c76we25 – it´s unbelievably comfortable, gives a fantastic support and a great shape, I wear it under T-shirts as an everyday bra. Also fantastic is the Deco bra from Freya, great shape and cleavage – I have four in different colors: http://tinyurl.com/col8fm8
You women are forming quite an awesome supoort group here, I guess today’s motto is “when life gives you jugs, start a jug band.”
I completely agree about the good bra specialist. If you go to a good specialty store that stocks a wide range of sizes, they can fit you properly. I have found, however, that if they don’t stock my size, they’ll will try to fit me in whatever they have. When I lived in Austin, TX, there was a great shop I went to where I first learned I was buying way too large of a band size and too small of a cup size. But when I moved back to Minneapolis, the store I went to here didn’t stock my size. The experience was pretty horrible, in fact. So a good bra specialist is invaluable, but not all locations have them. So I shop online now.
Panache Super Bra Tango II has the best support I’ve ever experienced in a bra.
Also note that sizes vary by brand. There is no standard sizing after DD.
Here is a chart that compares sizes by brand: http://www.plussizebras.info/size.html
Title Nine has an incredible range of well-made bras for A through DDD. I ordered two awhile back and they both fit and gave comfortable support – something I gave up on 10 years go. They also have a good return policy and good fitting directions to ease the fear of shopping online.
Great advice here . . . seriously . . . but when you’re poor (like below poverty level poor), your only option is praying that the Kohl’s down the street has their bras on sale and you can find a DDD that doesn’t have underwires so wide that they’re jabbing you in the armpits all day.
And when only one in a dozen bras in your size feels like you could wear it without wanting to tear your breasts off, mail order is out too. And yes, I’ve tried that before when I had money to buy a bunch at once and return what didn’t fit. And no, it still didn’t result in anything that worked any better than the department store selections.
I’ve had a fitting before too. They just don’t make bras this large in the right proportions or with adequate support, at least not in my price range. It SUCKS.
Check Barenecessities.com. They sometimes put good bras on sale at great prices. I saw some Fantasie and Elomi bras on sale there recently.
Also if you read the plussizebras.info site and look at their comparative sizing charts, that should help you figure out how to order the right size.
rushgirl – you need to find a FJL who knows how to sew in your area, then. Trade sex for bra work! I’ve sewn my own before (bought from Kohls, altered at home) and it’s still better than off the rack. Like a lot of us have said – MOST people buy TOO BIG in the band – it should sit at the bottom of the shoulder blades, and stay there. If they ride up, they pull up back fat and throw off the balance. I’ve bought some good ones @ Kohls….without wire, though, because the wire ALWAYS sits too wide. I’m around a 40GGG…..I’ve bought 44DDD and taken things in and been far more comfy than finding an off-the-rack 40GGG…..fit the cup, alter the band!
ALSO – I do think it’s COMPLETE bullshit that it HAS to be so pricey. Tina @ the place I go has all sorts of different price ranges, thankfully, and she alters – for free. Look around, you’d be surprised!!! BUT – bra support is so important to health (back, neck, breast, etc) that I think it’s CRAP that it’s so high priced for the big ones….and half the time (I’m looking at you, Lane Bryant!) it’s $50+ and STILL fits like shit…
Barenecessities has Panache Supertango on sale in limited colors. 20.99.
In my size range, choices are limited and prices are high. So I am sharing my own experience, not bullshitting. As a JJ or K, I couldn’t begin to fit into a DD.
Cup sizes cannot be altered, because they are integral to the structure of the bra, but I expect band sizes can be. I’ve always tried to find a bra that fits. And if you can get one for 20 bucks that’s got to be more economical than buying a standard bra and paying for alteration.
Goddess bras are reasonably priced, but in my experience not as good. But if you get one at Onestopplus.com, you can also find a 50% off coupon online. They have other options as well.
Essentialapparel.com also has some excellent bras on clearance for $19.99 right now.
Hell, even if they’re small they’re often not perky unless it’s cold out.
(heck, if you check out societies where it’s acceptable for women to always go topless, pretty much everyone’s boobs look like rather like that, regardless of size. ‘Tis gravity.)
Imenja’s right: a decent bra is the key. Mainly because it slaps Isaac Newton upside the head and allows your sweater-kittens to laugh in the face of gravity.
So it wasn’t an apple that smacked Newton’s head, but rather one of his wife’s ample jugs?
No, not *never.* My natural breasts are 30FF and they do not look like that. They are very large, yet I cannot hold a pencil under them.
That is very unusual. You must be very young. Mine were never perky. It’s a simple function of gravity.
How dare people not conform to your exacting physical standards that they can’t control! I’m certain I’m getting the vapors.
Also fuck you.
Well, you’ve obviously never owned – or had an encounter with – a pair of naturally large boobs, nor studied anthropology, nor even flipped through a copy of National Geographic.
Grow up. Seriously. Until then, best have Mommy tuck you in to help prevent those scary dreams.
I don’t know, because if Mommy was ever pregnant with you, her boobs might look like that…
Now I got “Man in the Mirror” stuck in my head:
I’m staring at the rack in the mirror
Just like all you Regretsy dudes
And no message could have been any clearer
If you wanna sell the world a Christnas pooch
Take a shot of yourself flashing your boobs
That was dreadful. And I do mean that in the best way possible.
There are so many tutorials about how to take great sale shots regardless of the quality of your camera. Why don’t people read them?
Too busy having nightmares maybe?
The last two pics just made my night! Now I KNOW it’s time for a beer.
I know what the motto says: When Life Gives You Lemon-Shaped Bookmarks, Throw Them On Etsy With the Rest of the Crap!
Hey now! Some of you people are imposters!! FJLs don’t have beautiful, perky tits!!! REAL Fat Jealous Losers most definitely have “utters”, and need “support”. Take your perfect breasts back to Etsy and go model some handmade Alibaba shit.
Love, my tig ol’ bitties.
FUCKING HELL. *UDDERS* FUCK ME RUNNING. WITH A SPORTS BRA ON, OF COURSE.
All natural breasts are beautiful, small and large. The important thing is that we as women don’t contribute to our own disempowerment by criticizing other women’s bodies.
All “natural” breasts are beautiful. So I guess we empower ourselves by criticizing the bodies of women who choose to get implants.
I’m not sure that’s a woman in the mirror…does that mean we have open season to criticize and make fun?
I was under the impression we had permission to make fun of everything.
Except Sci-Fi, apparently. People here seem to get awful serious about that.
Feeble attempt at humor was feeble. To the Fat Jealous Loser Cave I go!! Study the ways of the masters, I must. Boobs!
Was that a reply to me, MockingbirdDont?
@Matt Oh no! More a general reply. I did not forsee my initial comment welcoming the kudos of…um…a hippie in disguise? No snark was intended. Imagine if you will that I was literally slinking back into a cave. Like Gollum. Without his Precious. Only less angry. And schizophrenic.
All boobs have their strengths and weaknesses. For example, natural breasts are easier to juggle, surgically enhanced breasts are easier to motorboat. Either way, boobs are awesome.
Shush now. Taint that serious.
I haven’t criticized anyone’s body and have no intention to start.
This one is not Etsy, but why deny you such brilliance because of that little detail:
From Blocket, a Swedish site (we´re neighbours of the Finns).
And oh, it´s the dining table and chairs that were for sale.
Whoa, that future vintage brooch’s date stamp is my birthday. I certainly hope that isn’t what I’m getting for my birthday in 2018 because that’d really suck.
Oh I remember that Dashund.
* le shudder *
Do you think that she was midway through getting dressed and facepalmed when she remembered that she’d forgotton to take the photo, so did a hasty snap.
Or do you think she just likes to prance about in her house naked?
I know it shouldn’t put you off (after all she’s not been rubbing it over herself) but….bleuugh.
Which is a pity because it is rather cute.
I find it kinda lumpy & poorly-made myself. There’s an art to making stuffed toys well.
You don’t find you take your best sales photos in the nude?
I’ve actually been paid to model items for sale on etsy. Glad no one told the guy he could just take a fuzzy cell phone pic in the buff!
I think I drnk too much hard lemonade again. Everything is all blurry.
That Magick Wand is so powerful that it fucked up the focus on the camera. Now THAT’S magickal!
Plus, it looks kinda like a dick- double bonus.
I always wondered what a Backstreet Boys concert looks like. Turns out it looks like a junior-high talent show, only with more streamers and higher voices.
I refuse to believe that last one was an accident.
Be honest….could you honestly identify that as a lemon in a police lineup? Or under oath?
When Life gives you lemons make lemonade and a matching bra and panty set out of the peels so you won’t be caught taking photos in the nude. Plus it recycling!
I know how it is, though….lots of times, I want to take pics of my “Silence of the Lambs human torso skin santa dog” but I don’t want to be puttin’ on all kinds of clothes n’ shit! Plus, I don’t want to have to move my humidifier, that thing’s heavy!
You need to come join the forums.
I looked in there, and couldn’t make sense of it.
It looked depressing. Was I in the right place? Lots of “cat talk” n’ shit about feeling down and/or mad?
My recipe for life’s lemons:
lemonade (from said lemons)
2 oz Vodka (or Rum if you prefer)
1 oz limoncello
2 fresh mint sprigs
Tall Glass with Ice
I have everything for this recipe except the lemonade! Life, why won’t you give me some lemons, dammit!?
Be careful what you ask for…
I have to admit that I did not see the naked person in the mirror in either picture until it was pointed out. Now I can’t un-see it. All I saw was clutter, a frequent problem in many photos. I mean, how hard is it to drape a sheet or blanket over some of your furniture to make an uncluttered background? That is what I do for most of my Instructables photos. And if they come out blurry, I re-take them. And I’m not even selling anything.
Someone who can’t be bothered to dress themselves is going to dress their furniture? I don’t think so.
When life gives you lemons, study those lemons: someday, you might want to make something that actually looks like a lemon.
“When life gives you lemons, take off your hemp peace sign bracelet and pull your dog’s nose out of your other dog’s ass.” How did they miss that before posting that photo?
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