Spaghetti Bender
This post originally appeared on Regretsy in January, 2010
This painting is such a piece of shit that I actually laughed out loud while I was making it!
That’ll be $25.
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June 9, 2012 at 9:39 am
More like a pile of vomit.
June 9, 2012 at 10:04 am
I thought she was on the Ragu.
June 9, 2012 at 1:46 pm
I’d guess Prego. At least, I was with my three kids.
June 9, 2012 at 12:56 pm
Pehaps it is the promotional art for “The Puke, The Scat and The Ugly.”
June 9, 2012 at 7:39 pm
I was thinking “hairball chucked up by a very ill cat”.
June 9, 2012 at 9:40 am
There are lots of things I think this looks like. Spaghetti is not one of them.
June 9, 2012 at 11:18 am
I thought it was a wad of gum. I have nothing funny to say about it, I just thought it was a wad of gum that the painter thought, “Let’s sew some strings into it aaaand, done, it is art.”
June 9, 2012 at 9:42 am
It’s like some knitted soft animal toy reproduced, and this is its afterbirth.
June 9, 2012 at 9:45 am
Well, either afterbirth or roadkill…
June 9, 2012 at 9:47 am
or hairball?
June 9, 2012 at 9:50 am
Ah, this brings me back to the halcyon days when I was potty training my son. “Mommy! I pooped!” always turned into a hunt for said poop’s exact location. The yellowish tinge on the canvas is an excellent touch.
June 9, 2012 at 9:55 am
The degrade of colour from yellow to red as it spreads from that glob of.. stuff.. is indeed a nice touch, quite reminiscent of the halo test for csf in severe head injuries (except inversed).
June 9, 2012 at 9:54 am
How does she have 59 admirer’s? Makes me wonder what other awesomeness she had listed…
June 9, 2012 at 10:02 am
My cat has similar artistic tendencies. Time for her to start earning her room and board!
June 9, 2012 at 10:16 am
Looks like what I’d see in the backyard after the dog had too many snacks under my sewing table.
June 9, 2012 at 10:17 am
I had that idea years ago. Okay, it was a regurgitating cat artist. Close enough.
http://www.dumbentia.com/pdflib/gallerysnuggles.pdf
June 9, 2012 at 11:00 am
My favorite is “Chunky Scrod, Part II.” Also Snuggles’ expression.
June 9, 2012 at 10:34 am
I’d be laughing too if I thought someone was dumb enough to buy some half-assed thing I made.
The one item that she sold isn’t bad, though… I would have liked to see what else she did with woodburning.
June 9, 2012 at 10:46 am
Oh hell, I had the wrong link in there. The woodburning lady is later.
June 9, 2012 at 1:39 pm
HKapril, it’s Vicodin THEN Vodka. Alphabetical order is everything.
June 9, 2012 at 10:38 am
As hilariously chunky as this is, I actually think it’s a fair asking price for the painting. It probably just barely covers the cost of materials. Canvasses can be expensive, man.
June 9, 2012 at 12:50 pm
Yes, but sometimes the artwork actually devalues the materials.
June 9, 2012 at 10:45 am
This shit paints itsef.
June 9, 2012 at 12:51 pm
Or, this paint shits itself.
June 9, 2012 at 2:13 pm
Works both ways.
June 9, 2012 at 10:47 am
I honestly like the background, and if her cat hadn’t coughed a hairball up onto it it maybe it would have turned into a nice painting.
June 9, 2012 at 10:50 am
Alternative names for this piece: ‘Deconstructed Cat Vomit’, ‘Dehydrated Placenta of Death’, or (my favorite) ‘I Ran Out Of Toilet Paper”.
June 9, 2012 at 10:51 am
Suddenly I feel nauseated…spaghetti is off the menu for tonight!
June 9, 2012 at 10:54 am
“You have lupus.” -House M.D.
June 9, 2012 at 11:25 am
aw, it’s gone
June 9, 2012 at 11:42 am
Ah, I see Etsy’s added a new “unavailable listing” screen.
“Darn”? I’m surprised they didn’t go with “shucks.”
Anyway, did you spot this gem in the similar items?
Colorful Abstract Painting of Female Nude
June 9, 2012 at 8:41 pm
If this is the closest I will ever be to being featured on Regretsy, I’ll take it. (I mean, I DID get into the Skant finalists, but this is much better!)
June 9, 2012 at 11:26 am
reminds me of my rescue dog’s crap shortly after her deworming.
June 9, 2012 at 11:35 am
was i the only one who thought this title was referencing avatar the last airbender?
June 9, 2012 at 11:58 am
The Last Hairbender.
June 9, 2012 at 11:41 am
Is that vomit on a canvas? Can she even legally sell that if it is?
June 9, 2012 at 11:49 am
That happened to me once, driving through Montana. Lesson Learned: Don’t order Pork Ribs in Beef Country.
June 9, 2012 at 12:34 pm
The seller throws like a girl.
June 9, 2012 at 12:37 pm
And when I saw, all the cutsey wootsey little strings remind me of yummy wummy spaghetti! Heeheehee!
Jesus, pull yourself together. You are, I’m presuming, not a kitten or some sort of adorkable wide-eyed alien seeing planet Earth for the first time. There’s a clue about what’s wrong with your product in your description: “like a one-year old might do.”
June 9, 2012 at 12:41 pm
$25? Throw in all you can eat bread sticks and you’ve got a deal.
June 9, 2012 at 12:56 pm
I always to get a sneak peek into the Olive Garden’s test kitchen – Thanks!
June 9, 2012 at 1:06 pm
Watch your back, asshole-painting guy!
June 9, 2012 at 1:37 pm
This painting reminds me of the night when I was 5 years old and was randomly sick after eating spaghetti. Plot twist: I missed the toilet.
June 9, 2012 at 2:31 pm
Wow, what a coincidence! I laughed out loud too.
June 9, 2012 at 2:37 pm
June 9, 2012 at 11:56 pm
Geez, I’d lose my appetite if I had to view that in the dining room.
June 9, 2012 at 5:04 pm
“…and this painting was born.” No. No, it wasn’t. This is what an aborted craft-baby looks like. RIP.
June 9, 2012 at 5:50 pm
Let’s see. I have IBC, so if I could make $25 per ‘movement’ minus the cost of shipping and canvas…
June 9, 2012 at 7:44 pm
And to think all this while, I didn’t know that wookiees could hack out hairballs!
themoreyouknow.jpg
June 9, 2012 at 10:40 pm
http://youtu.be/B4ijRUM885g
June 9, 2012 at 10:41 pm
oh yeah. WARNING, VOMIT ART ^^^
June 10, 2012 at 2:08 pm
As for why etsy ditched it, the items would have to be handmade & etsy don’t play that!
June 10, 2012 at 7:48 pm
Holy crap. Literally.