I could have spent the next fifteen years trying to guess who this is supposed to be, and I would never have come up with Marilyn Monroe. Look, I don’t bake cakes because I know they are going to turn out tasting like dirt. How is it that these so-called artists don’t realize they suck at what they do? Is it the same principle as the mullet hairstyle? People just seem to obliviously think it’s a good look? Maybe their moms told them they could paint. As an illustrator, this sort of crap kills me.
It is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was the first though across my mind!!! I though…Hillary? Hillary Clinton, is that you?? I left you Ritzes at the doorstep…Please don’t scare me again….
Clearly this is a rare glimpse at one of Marilyn’s Neanderthal predecessors, with the distinctive sloping forehead, flattened, protruding nose, and backward-sloping chin…
June 8, 2012 at 6:00 pm
Several questions, actually.
June 8, 2012 at 6:13 pm
Paula Deen – bitch be trippin’ balls.
June 8, 2012 at 6:21 pm
Naw, Joan Rivers
June 8, 2012 at 7:06 pm
I thought exactly the same thing!
June 8, 2012 at 8:21 pm
Someone please photoshop in a red background! I lack these skills.
June 8, 2012 at 6:44 pm
yeah, which art school did you go to so I can avoid it?
June 9, 2012 at 2:18 am
It was the one where all they had to do was draw a turtle to get in.
June 8, 2012 at 6:55 pm
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June 8, 2012 at 6:59 pm
I could have spent the next fifteen years trying to guess who this is supposed to be, and I would never have come up with Marilyn Monroe. Look, I don’t bake cakes because I know they are going to turn out tasting like dirt. How is it that these so-called artists don’t realize they suck at what they do? Is it the same principle as the mullet hairstyle? People just seem to obliviously think it’s a good look? Maybe their moms told them they could paint. As an illustrator, this sort of crap kills me.
June 8, 2012 at 7:00 pm
Also, it’s clearly Hillary Clinton.
June 8, 2012 at 7:31 pm
It is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was the first though across my mind!!! I though…Hillary? Hillary Clinton, is that you?? I left you Ritzes at the doorstep…Please don’t scare me again….
June 8, 2012 at 8:32 pm
June 8, 2012 at 9:35 pm
That was my first guess as well!
June 8, 2012 at 7:32 pm
Clearly this is a rare glimpse at one of Marilyn’s Neanderthal predecessors, with the distinctive sloping forehead, flattened, protruding nose, and backward-sloping chin…
http://www.rdos.net/neanderthal.jpg
June 8, 2012 at 8:20 pm
June 8, 2012 at 8:23 pm
Aw, shucks. Here we go: Paula Deen Takes ‘Ludes and Makes Food
June 8, 2012 at 9:42 pm
I don’t even have to click the link to know you speak the truth, sister!
June 8, 2012 at 9:59 pm
I was thinking Teri Garr, actually. Or possibly Edvard Munch’s Marilyn.
June 9, 2012 at 6:33 pm
Yes, Teri Garr. Or a blond Mary McDonnell in a halter top.
June 9, 2012 at 4:19 am
Her signature is nice and straight!
June 9, 2012 at 10:03 am
It’s ready to hang, all right. Along with anyone suicidal enough to buy it. WWWD? (what would Warhol do?)
June 9, 2012 at 11:08 am
June 12, 2012 at 7:29 pm
Sweet Jesus Marie.