23 comments on Tonight on the Food Network

  1. snerk
    June 8, 2012 at 6:00 pm

    Several questions, actually.

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  2. RolyPolyFishsticks
    June 8, 2012 at 6:13 pm

    Paula Deen – bitch be trippin’ balls.

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  3. BewilderingDialogue
    June 8, 2012 at 6:21 pm

    Naw, Joan Rivers

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    • Larkspur
      June 8, 2012 at 7:06 pm

      I thought exactly the same thing!

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    • All Aboard the Failboat!
      June 8, 2012 at 8:21 pm

      Someone please photoshop in a red background! I lack these skills.

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  4. left4good
    June 8, 2012 at 6:44 pm

    yeah, which art school did you go to so I can avoid it?

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  5. rahrahratty
    June 8, 2012 at 6:55 pm

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  6. Ladymongoose
    June 8, 2012 at 6:59 pm

    I could have spent the next fifteen years trying to guess who this is supposed to be, and I would never have come up with Marilyn Monroe. Look, I don’t bake cakes because I know they are going to turn out tasting like dirt. How is it that these so-called artists don’t realize they suck at what they do? Is it the same principle as the mullet hairstyle? People just seem to obliviously think it’s a good look? Maybe their moms told them they could paint. As an illustrator, this sort of crap kills me.

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  7. Ladymongoose
    June 8, 2012 at 7:00 pm

    Also, it’s clearly Hillary Clinton.

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    • Gabisimo
      June 8, 2012 at 7:31 pm

      It is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was the first though across my mind!!! I though…Hillary? Hillary Clinton, is that you?? I left you Ritzes at the doorstep…Please don’t scare me again….

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    • Mapleleaves
      June 8, 2012 at 8:32 pm

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  8. heckthecat
    June 8, 2012 at 7:32 pm

    Clearly this is a rare glimpse at one of Marilyn’s Neanderthal predecessors, with the distinctive sloping forehead, flattened, protruding nose, and backward-sloping chin…

    http://www.rdos.net/neanderthal.jpg

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  9. Mystik Spiral
    June 8, 2012 at 8:20 pm

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  10. Valmonty
    June 8, 2012 at 9:59 pm

    I was thinking Teri Garr, actually. Or possibly Edvard Munch’s Marilyn.

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    • rumpledtulip
      June 9, 2012 at 6:33 pm

      Yes, Teri Garr. Or a blond Mary McDonnell in a halter top.

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  11. Menopausalmaniac
    June 9, 2012 at 4:19 am

    Her signature is nice and straight!

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  12. katfud
    June 9, 2012 at 10:03 am

    It’s ready to hang, all right. Along with anyone suicidal enough to buy it. WWWD? (what would Warhol do?)

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  13. BostonCreamy
    June 9, 2012 at 11:08 am

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  14. MaurinQuina22
    June 12, 2012 at 7:29 pm

    Sweet Jesus Marie.

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