This is absolutely horrifying. It’s like it’s cursed, and the eyes are saying, “Kill me. Please kill me!”
Like some Twilight Zone episode where a woman gets caught in a painting or something.
I’m so proud to finally get something on Regretsy!! I’m so proud haha! I did this in high school. it was literally one of my first paintings, ever! and after 10+ years I really just wanted the creepy out of my closet!! I hope I have graduated past this level of fuckery <3 Melissa
June 8, 2012 at 5:10 pm
Can’t sleep, Marilyn will eat me…
June 8, 2012 at 5:28 pm
Marilyn really inspired Duane Hanson’s serie about fat ugly tourists.
June 8, 2012 at 6:12 pm
It looks like plastic.
June 9, 2012 at 6:29 pm
Plastic that’s been left on a hot sidewalk for a few days. And run over a couple of times. And possessed by an unholy spirit that refuses to die.
June 9, 2012 at 6:56 pm
Marilyn, the partially melted blow up doll edition.
June 8, 2012 at 6:45 pm
I wish Eddie Breen would buy that and Breen it!
http://eddiebreen.com/
June 8, 2012 at 8:20 pm
Oh my god he’s amazing. WANT.
June 8, 2012 at 6:55 pm
Is it just me or is that Phil Hartmann?
June 8, 2012 at 7:01 pm
Now THIS looks like a blow-up doll. With extra sucking power.
June 8, 2012 at 7:20 pm
She looks vaguely like Richard Simmons in drag to me, with Zippy the Pinhead’s tiny, low-placed ear…
June 8, 2012 at 7:26 pm
I shriek….
June 8, 2012 at 7:26 pm
It reminds me of the blonde woman with the creepy face at the end of the video for “Black Hole Sun” by Soundgarden. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg&feature=player_detailpage#t=282s
June 11, 2012 at 9:26 am
YES.
June 8, 2012 at 8:34 pm
So, it seems I’m the only one who immediately thought of Buffalo Bill…
June 8, 2012 at 8:48 pm
This is every basement dwelling, computer addicted, social skill lacking, love starved, dweeb’s most precious wet dream.
June 8, 2012 at 9:00 pm
I think this looks like Gary Abusey.
June 8, 2012 at 9:38 pm
One tiny eye to rule them all!
June 8, 2012 at 10:45 pm
This is absolutely horrifying. It’s like it’s cursed, and the eyes are saying, “Kill me. Please kill me!”
Like some Twilight Zone episode where a woman gets caught in a painting or something.
June 9, 2012 at 1:35 am
If Marilyn hadn’t died, this is what she would’ve looked like after she’d paid a few visits to Jackie Stallone’s plastic surgeon.
June 9, 2012 at 2:25 am
Something like this teen Texas Beauty Queen during a manic episode*:
Plus a little of our favorite, Miss South Carolina:
June 9, 2012 at 2:31 am
I’ve been enjoying looking for the photos of the real Marylin Monroe just to see how far these “artists” were off!
This one appears to be inspired by the image to the right:
Highlarious!!
June 9, 2012 at 1:41 pm
Oral fixation, anyone?
June 9, 2012 at 1:43 pm
Gary Busey’s mouth?
June 9, 2012 at 3:34 pm
Well, that was the first time I said “Oh my fucking god” at the internet today.
June 9, 2012 at 4:04 pm
Showed this one to my dude and he asked me if it was a “blackface mouth marilyn monroe”.
June 9, 2012 at 8:17 pm
I get chills if I look at it straight in the eyes.
June 10, 2012 at 4:20 pm
I’m so proud to finally get something on Regretsy!! I’m so proud
haha! I did this in high school. it was literally one of my first paintings, ever! and after 10+ years I really just wanted the creepy out of my closet!!
I hope I have graduated past this level of fuckery
<3 Melissa
June 12, 2012 at 7:26 pm
GOONIE-GOO-GOO!
August 4, 2012 at 2:33 pm
Are you looking for this picture?:
http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.142884232517066.29350.100003864715987&type=3
I painted it and I am thinking on selling it, if you are interested in it please contact me.