18 comments on Love to Love You, Mr. President

  1. Jordanitor
    June 8, 2012 at 5:12 pm

    It looks like a semi-deflated blow up doll

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  2. mitte
    June 8, 2012 at 5:18 pm

    Another special thing about Marilyn is her mouth was so high up on her face that every time she spoke, she ran the risk of chewing her own eyes off. She had to get a special, very expensive insurance policy for that.

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    • BewilderingDialogue
      June 8, 2012 at 5:52 pm

      Not to mention that whenever she blew her nose, she scratched her corneas!!

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  3. Hamster Huey
    June 8, 2012 at 5:19 pm

    Such a shame that someone stomped on Billie Piper’s head.

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  4. snerk
    June 8, 2012 at 5:54 pm

    NEVER feed them after midnight.

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  5. Elysapeth
    June 8, 2012 at 6:12 pm

    I thought this was a washed out painting of nicki minaj……

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  6. Damperlessautoharp
    June 8, 2012 at 6:34 pm

    It would be halfway decent if it wasn’t supposed to be someone specific…

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    • onestopannijaksun
      June 8, 2012 at 8:02 pm

      Right? It’s kinda hot, the face is weird but consistently weird, which is good,a nd the hair is pretty cool. It’s one of those paintings you put up to say “This is the room I have sex in.” The sex is had here.” But, I wouldn’t have guessed Marilyn. At all.

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  7. Ladymongoose
    June 8, 2012 at 6:46 pm

    It’s MM as a Bratz doll.

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    • auntiebeer
      June 8, 2012 at 9:57 pm

      Or as one of the Jacksons…between Latoya and Michael maybe?

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  8. Gabisimo
    June 8, 2012 at 7:25 pm

    If it was green, u’d know right away it belonged in Area 51….

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  9. Parentheses
    June 8, 2012 at 8:41 pm

    The nose just ruins it for me.

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  10. lemon_bombs
    June 8, 2012 at 8:50 pm

    I had wondered where Debbie Harry has been!

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  11. Cuntsicle
    June 8, 2012 at 10:32 pm

    I saw this and thought, “dead hooker”.

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  12. Misery Fox
    June 9, 2012 at 1:15 am

    This looks like it’s supposed to be Brigitte Bardot, with a bit of Christina Ricci’s weird facial proportions thrown in.

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  13. Menopausalmaniac
    June 9, 2012 at 4:02 am

    A little green booger would have made it more whimsicle!

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  14. Heykid
    June 10, 2012 at 6:16 pm

    You know…I actually kind of like this painting. I think it’s kinda purty.

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  15. jumpingfences
    June 11, 2012 at 9:33 pm

    I almost never post comments because I tend to show up way late to the game and just read everything else and laugh instead, but this time I have something to say that no one else has yet which really surprised me, because all I see here is Anna Nicole Smith!

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