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United States of Marilyn
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June 8, 2012 at 6:08 pm
It was a sad day when Ms Monroe started to go bald.
June 8, 2012 at 6:18 pm
Yeah, I was about to say that some of her hair had upped and disappeared. Also, her eyeballs are pointing in opposite directions, giving her that nice, sultry pug look.
June 8, 2012 at 8:13 pm
And this is one of the better ones… I realize that isn’t saying much.
June 8, 2012 at 8:22 pm
That’s nothing. They just used the Barbara Stanwyck filter in Photoshop.
June 8, 2012 at 10:04 pm
It was Barkley Ranch Picture Day in the Big Valley, when some horse theives had Sherif Madden asking the townsfolk a question or two.
June 8, 2012 at 8:29 pm
If she’d named it “Aunt Susan” and said “We all think she favors Marilyn Monroe! Don’t you?”, it would have been pretty goodish.
June 8, 2012 at 10:29 pm
Cover up the teeth, and it’s quite good actually. But the teeth…oh god, the teeth.
June 9, 2012 at 7:56 am
Maybe good, but not a good portrait!
June 8, 2012 at 11:30 pm
It looks like they took portions of her face from about 5 different movies and smushed them together.
June 9, 2012 at 3:23 am
The ‘artist’ was working from this photo:
Oh no.
June 9, 2012 at 3:42 am
I think yhis is a pretty good representation of what she would look like today if she had not died.
June 9, 2012 at 5:45 pm
Naw, the face shape is all wrong. Bone structure stays about the same,with some thickening of the nose and jaw. Flesh slumps.
She’d look more like the image below if she had taken care of herself and didn’t get plastic surgery. She was vain, had already had plastic surgery and smoked, drank & took drugs, so this image is probably really idealized…
If she had become a plastic surgery addict, she’d probably end up looking more like this:
Yikes!!!!!
June 9, 2012 at 5:48 pm
P.S. She’d be 867 if you was alive today.
June 9, 2012 at 5:48 pm
D’oh! 87!
June 19, 2012 at 5:43 am
“She’d be 867 if you was alive today.”
Now that is definitely some Bewildering Dialogue. ha.