Dead Head
We can create a custom urn in the image of your loved one, favorite celebrity or hero!
Personal Urns are built from just one or two photographs of the cherished person’s face. This is the most heartwarming and special memorial product available anywhere.
Isn’t this a great idea? Now you can have the disembodied head of your recently deceased loved one, stuffed with its own remains like some kind of turducken of the damned.
Not into your husband’s head? How about the head of “your hero?” Just bring in a couple of snaps of say, Barack Obama, and before you know it, your beloved will be resting comfortably in his hollowed out skull. Talk about Obamacare!
Sports more your thing? Who could resist the sloe-eyed gaze of Derek Jeter, watching you thoughtfully from the bookcase, with your loved one on his mind?
Or if the whole thing isn’t weird enough for you, get one of your own head, and turn it into a bong.
- Personal Urns from Cremation Solutions
June 5, 2012 at 9:32 am
It’s bad enough to just feel like my late grandmother is watching me have sex from the afterlife. Now I have to have her simulated eyes on me?
I’m buying this if it comes with an optional wagging finger.
June 5, 2012 at 9:37 am
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June 5, 2012 at 9:41 am
I’d probably only buy this if I could get the Keanu Reeves floor model pictured above.
June 5, 2012 at 9:42 am
“Don’t fear the reaper, DUDE!”
*air guitar*
June 5, 2012 at 10:59 am
*cowbell*
June 5, 2012 at 12:54 pm
More cowbell!
June 5, 2012 at 3:11 pm
I’ve got a fever….
June 5, 2012 at 2:25 pm
Keanu? Aww crap, I thought that was Fox Mulder.
June 5, 2012 at 3:03 pm
I was hoping it was Tom Green.
June 5, 2012 at 2:32 pm
It looks like a young David Duchovny to me, but then I’m a former X-Files geek.
October 15, 2012 at 3:15 pm
First place my head went was DD.
June 5, 2012 at 11:06 am
WhimsicleFucker — I had forgotten the Rev’s funeral parlor connections. I’m not entirely pleased you’ve reminded me.
The creepy things that must be done with dead human bodies to ensure they don’t look or smell dead for the funeral are really, well, creepy. I don’t think the people who have to plug a dead guy’s ass get paid nearly enough for their troubles.
June 5, 2012 at 11:21 am
What worries me are the people who would pay TO plug a dead guy’s ass.
June 5, 2012 at 11:28 am
I strongly agree! Tip your funeral directors, folks! Or have your bereaved do it for you.
June 5, 2012 at 1:57 pm
Apparently no one else was too happy to be reminded either, think how she must feel.
June 5, 2012 at 4:32 pm
Nah. I bet most of those red thumbs are from peeps who are too drunk to remember/too new to know about that post.
I’d post a link to it, but I can’t ever get the Search function to work around here. (I’m sure that’s my fault.)
June 5, 2012 at 9:38 am
If you buy this, then you know she’s NOT watching you, because you can just turn her face to the wall.
June 5, 2012 at 11:22 am
Except if her husband has a very sick sense of humor and glues glass eyes to the back of the head so they’re only half hidden by the hair.
Makes me think of Danny Thomas’s episode of The Dick Van Dyke Show. And walnuts.
June 5, 2012 at 2:58 pm
Wow, Dick Van Dyke so much classier than what that idea makes me think of. I’m thinking of the Skilosh episode of Angel where Cordelia has a third eye from being injected with demon spawn (again).
June 5, 2012 at 9:32 am
This sounds like a great idea for, say, a super-conservative relative you genuinely hate. Put them into an Obama skull and say “FUCK YOU” for eternity.
June 5, 2012 at 12:14 pm
Can someone please cremate Mitt Romney for me? I just got an idea…
June 5, 2012 at 12:32 pm
Rick Santorum’s ashes in a Susan B Anthony?
Pat Robertson’s ashes in a Harvey Milk?
The possibilities seem endless! I think you’re onto something here.
June 5, 2012 at 1:02 pm
Oh bless you! Now I know what to get the hubby. “One more word…BAM! into the head you go”. Maybe I will get some peace and quiet this election year.
June 5, 2012 at 9:33 am
How about Vick’s head filled with a beloved pets ashes? Can they do that?
June 5, 2012 at 9:36 am
I’d rather see Vick’s ashes in an urn shaped like dog turds.
June 5, 2012 at 9:38 am
I’m waiting for the taxidermied vick-head for a pet urn.
June 5, 2012 at 9:40 am
As long as it’s the OOAK actual head
June 5, 2012 at 9:41 am
Jesus depp-fried Christ, it better be OOAK!
June 5, 2012 at 9:45 am
Depp fried? Can I sign up for anything involving Depp?
June 5, 2012 at 9:47 am
Derp spelled, deep-fried.
Once again my fat fingers result in public shame!
June 5, 2012 at 9:51 am
Not shame, dear WF. It’s more of a “just when I needed a grin” Freudian
June 5, 2012 at 2:54 pm
Preferably naked Depp?
June 5, 2012 at 9:41 am
I wouldn’t have it any other way.
June 5, 2012 at 9:35 am
So love the “turducken of the damned” descriptor…
Do you think they could rig it with LEDs so the eyes light up at random moments?
June 5, 2012 at 9:38 am
Or with a motion sensor and music like a big mouth billy bass.
June 5, 2012 at 9:45 am
“Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
In my bad toupee
I’ll be watching you.”
June 5, 2012 at 10:00 am
THAT was magnificent Snark!
June 5, 2012 at 9:45 am
I agree, “turducken of the damned” needs to be recorded for posterity as one of the finest examples of comedic genius of the 21st century.
June 5, 2012 at 4:37 pm
Sampler?
June 5, 2012 at 9:52 am
I was having a shitty day until I read “turducken of the damned.” That, (and the pain meds taken with Dr Pepper,) has just made my day. Thank you, HK!
June 5, 2012 at 10:39 am
“turducken of the damned” I wish I did cross stitch, that deserves a pillow.
June 5, 2012 at 1:27 pm
It’s now on my “to do” list.
June 5, 2012 at 11:00 am
That’s it. I may only be 30, but I’m making a will RIGHT NOW so that my loved ones know what I want to happen to my remains in the event of my death.
The LEDs must be red, but they can alternate flashing red and green during the holiday season.
June 5, 2012 at 11:23 am
You’re young, but you’re thinking ahead…to the holiday seasons after you die.
And they say the youth of the world have no forward vision. You have proved them wrong!!
June 5, 2012 at 11:33 am
Mmmmm, turducken.
June 5, 2012 at 12:00 pm
“like some kind of turducken of the damned…
I love it so much I want to get a sampler made.
Also, your suggestion would be the best child tamer ever made. Everytime little Johnny misbehaves remind him that Grandma Ethel is watching.
June 5, 2012 at 4:01 pm
Augh! Too much like the creepy Elf on a Shelf tattletale for this girl!
June 5, 2012 at 9:35 am
“Turducken of the Damned” A cinematic collaboration between the SyFy Channel and The Food Network bwahahahahaha
June 5, 2012 at 9:36 am
Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard!
June 5, 2012 at 9:36 am
I think Pennywise the dancing clown would be a hoot. But only if it talks. “They all float down here”
June 5, 2012 at 9:37 am
…i love you….
June 5, 2012 at 9:40 am
We can wire the base for sound, no problem.
June 5, 2012 at 11:20 am
“Kiss me fat boy!” That would be amazeballs!
June 5, 2012 at 12:33 pm
DAMN YOU!!!! Fucking clowns….ugh…
June 5, 2012 at 6:28 pm
It has to have shining silver eyes, too.
June 5, 2012 at 9:37 am
That does it. My ashes will rest in Robert Downey Jr for all eternity.
June 5, 2012 at 9:39 am
I like the way you think. Maybe I can have my ashes molded into cooter-balls for crazy Russian women?
June 5, 2012 at 4:38 pm
Good thinking. Though I think I’d rather have him in me than the other way around…
June 5, 2012 at 5:20 pm
Hey, we take what we can get.
June 5, 2012 at 9:38 am
Creepiness aside, it’s actually really good work. Except for the hair.
June 5, 2012 at 9:39 am
Yeah, I was wondering if the bad wig is extra.
June 5, 2012 at 9:42 am
You mean it isn’t supposed to look like a small mammal died on his head? I thought maybe we were going for the Howard Cosell or Donald Trump look.
June 5, 2012 at 9:44 am
I was thinking Moe, then Reverend Back it on up 13 hipped me to the vibe. That is Douchecanoe Reeves.
June 5, 2012 at 9:40 am
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June 5, 2012 at 9:59 am
Yeah, pretty sure this guy died of the shame from that hair cut!
June 5, 2012 at 12:57 pm
I think that’s what’s creeping me out. It’s like a more genteel way of sticking someone’s head on a pike. If it was a complete bust it would be marginally less creepy.
June 5, 2012 at 9:38 am
After my dad dies from melanoma I think putting his ashes in Jerry Orbach’s head would just be the perfect tribute. My dad LOVES Law and Order. I’m doing it. I just need the $2,600 first.
June 5, 2012 at 9:39 am
I want Richard Nixon’s disembodied head from Futurama. That would be pretty awesome. Wait, what? Do not want this. At all.
June 5, 2012 at 9:41 am
You can always go with a Bender urn chanting REMEMBER ME every few seconds.
June 5, 2012 at 12:02 pm
I’d totally pay $2600 for that.
June 5, 2012 at 12:03 pm
Remember what the doormouse said: Feed your head…
June 5, 2012 at 9:40 am
My mom died a year and a half ago, and her ashes are still sitting in the cardboard box they arrived in. I put a hat on the box to make it look less depressing.
You know, I think that box is just fine.
June 5, 2012 at 1:28 pm
My dad died in April, and we didn’t bother with an urn either. My two sisters and I have been passing the cardboard box around. We make jokes about baby sitting and if we have to lay something on the box we say “Can you hold this Dad?”
In all seriousness, the three of us and his girlfriend all got matching necklaces that you put some ashes in and superglue it shut. I haven’t taken my necklace off except to shower, but wearing it all the time does kind of leave me with a sense of permanent remembrance, for good or bad.
Plus, it creeps my husband out, which is a plus!
June 6, 2012 at 5:40 am
We kept my dad’s ashes in the box they came in, as well. For my wedding, my mom made a little tuxedo out of construction paper for it. That way, he could be in the pictures too ^_^
August 7, 2012 at 11:00 am
Awwww! <3
June 5, 2012 at 9:42 am
June 5, 2012 at 9:54 am
oh, that urn would be so much cooler if it was encased in a glass jar of fluid ala futurama! I’ll take a martin van beuren please!
June 5, 2012 at 9:46 am
For $2600 you would think that asshole could at least shave.
June 5, 2012 at 9:49 am
Hipsters shave?
June 5, 2012 at 9:53 am
If it was a hipster the base would be weathered barn wood, or neon green sneakers. Plus no sideburns.
June 5, 2012 at 4:40 pm
And he’d be wearing wayfarers.
June 5, 2012 at 9:52 am
…”turducken of the damned”…
I just died.
Someone order me an urn of Salvador Dali’s head, would you?
June 5, 2012 at 9:56 am
Looking at thr price, I know just the photo to model it on:
June 5, 2012 at 9:53 am
when my grandmother died we got her ashes back in a plastic bag inside a cardboard box, when my dog died I got her ashes back in a handcarved teak box with a brass plaque with her name engraved on it on the front, and her cremains were in a plastic bag inside a velvet pouch..I called my mother right away to find out what kind of ghetto-ass funeral home they took grandma to when my vet’s office goes that much beyond in the presentation of their cremains!
June 5, 2012 at 9:57 am
Turducken of the Damned is my new band name.
June 5, 2012 at 10:01 am
Can my band, Velveeta Orgasm, open for you?
June 5, 2012 at 10:06 am
I sense a world tour in our future. First stop, Finland!
June 5, 2012 at 3:05 pm
Count my band, Hissing Fetus, in too.
We’re a Bob Seger tribute band.
June 5, 2012 at 11:36 am
First, you need t-shirts and stickers!!!
June 5, 2012 at 10:03 am
My parents (their cremains) are in plastic bags inside of sturdy plastic boxes, in the “display case” in my dining room (probably one reason why we don’t eat in there). Now I know the only thing lacking is GOOGLY EYES hot-glued to the boxes.
June 5, 2012 at 1:31 pm
I had to stop my 27 year old sister from coloring all over dads box with crayons. It’s not a fathers day card! It doesn’t need stick figures flying kites under trees!
June 5, 2012 at 10:08 am
How about this?
June 5, 2012 at 12:36 pm
I love you…
June 5, 2012 at 10:18 am
Underneath that terrible wig, that guy up there looks like Jack from Will and Grace.
June 5, 2012 at 11:14 am
Right. Wrong wig. He played Larry, not Moe.
June 5, 2012 at 10:19 am
My husband has never told me that I’d be the perfect woman if could just put Sandra Bullock’s face on my body. But if he had…
June 5, 2012 at 10:19 am
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June 5, 2012 at 11:04 am
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June 5, 2012 at 11:10 am
Anyone’s death is a sort of tragedy. The lack of ability to darkly chuckle at it three years later is another sort of tragedy.
June 5, 2012 at 11:18 am
If you had been funny, chuckling could have happened. As it is, you’ve posted an “unpublished last picture” of a corpse and made a lame old joke about how Michael Jackson looked like Joan Rivers due to all their plastic surgeries. That’s just so 90′s.
June 5, 2012 at 11:39 am
And you couldn’t have found a picture of him alive? He looked just as good!
Yes, I have a real hard time having a dark sense of humor, that’s why I read Regretsy. I think the real tragedy here is the Joan Rivers “joke”.
June 5, 2012 at 1:41 pm
Alright, I agree it was a bit too much. When looking for a disturbing image this is the first one I found, and I suspect I’m far more immune to shock than most people. I mean, this isn’t even a “gory” photo, it’s “real”. It’s very hard to find an image of MJ not touched-up with his wig and prosthetics and make-up, and it is sobering (to me) to see him as he was: much more human than the image he tried to project.
But his tragic life and eccentricities were pretty fucking funny, too.
June 5, 2012 at 3:33 pm
I don’t see how MJ is any more off limits than anyone else. I think you’re fine here.
June 5, 2012 at 3:55 pm
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June 5, 2012 at 4:02 pm
I have to fess up: I am totally pro-child-abuse.
I mean, if I didn’t like child abuse so much, there’s no way I would find purchasing the bones of The Elephant Man or owning a chimp named Bubbles or having bizarre sleepovers with neighborhood children even slightly funny.
YOU GOT ME
June 5, 2012 at 4:09 pm
For what it’s worth, the photo’s a fake. Tasteless, yes, but not real. You can unwind your panties now!
June 5, 2012 at 8:51 pm
Dead cats made into helicopters, fuckable stuffed animals, guys advertising to have anonymous sex to video games, and women who lift massive weights with their vaginas, but a Michael Jackson photoshop joke is over the line? Surely I can’t be the only one who finds this oddly random.
No one thinks child abuse is funny, but bad plastic surgery is.
June 5, 2012 at 12:05 pm
Ability to chuckle does not require comment-whoring through death photo.
June 5, 2012 at 11:40 am
What’s impressing me here is not the joke, but that he looks more like a black man in death than he had for 20+ years. I kinda miss him.
June 5, 2012 at 11:44 am
He really did have nice eyebrows.
June 5, 2012 at 10:24 am
This is pretty exploitable to be honest , imagine . if you will the potential of this if you just got a ‘ bare head’ it could be like one of those kids toys ( http://www.amazon.co.uk/Mattel-P7615-Barbie-Styling-Head/dp/B002DPVAWW )
June 5, 2012 at 12:47 pm
I’d buy one.
June 5, 2012 at 10:24 am
Is the Dorothy Hammill wig extra? Because I’d really rather have the Farrah Fawcett hair or even Oprah from the 80s.
June 5, 2012 at 10:44 am
to me it looks like early Beatles, mop tops they called them
June 5, 2012 at 10:48 am
No, that’s definitely a Hamill Wedge cut. The Beatles’ hairstyle was closer to a bowl cut.
June 5, 2012 at 10:55 am
It looks more Emo Phillips to me.
June 5, 2012 at 11:42 am
ZOMGBBQ I LOVE EMO PHILLIPS
June 5, 2012 at 3:48 pm
It’s one of “THE RUTLES”
June 5, 2012 at 10:29 am
It’s bad enough that i have my F.I.L’s ashes in my hutch, but i think i would be completely freaked out if i had his head sitting on my shelf.
June 5, 2012 at 4:09 pm
I’d be hard pressed to not start humming “Grim, Grinning Ghosts”
June 5, 2012 at 10:41 am
That’s always what I’ve wanted. An expression and emotionless decapitated depiction of my dead relatives staring at me blankly from their wooden pike pedestal. I wonder if they’ll add buzzing flies and/or a depiction of what that head would look like 3-4 months after said decapitation.
June 5, 2012 at 10:44 am
“Turducken of the damned” is my new favorite expression EVER.
June 5, 2012 at 10:45 am
I love this and will budget for about a dozen wigs a year. I’d have to have the head of my deceased beloved be unfashionable and wearing a summer cut in the dead (sorry) of winter.
June 5, 2012 at 2:07 pm
You don’t need a dozen wigs. Just an Etsy crafter willing to make seasonal chapeaus. You know … a tricorn for the fourth of July, a pilgrim hat for Thanksgiving … let your glue gun run wild.
June 5, 2012 at 6:00 pm
I love it too! You know, compared to the price of a fancy funeral with a casket on the nicer side, this is actually quite affordable and a fuck of a lot more fun. . . although it would be better if the face parts were also changeable, a la Mr. Potato Head.
June 6, 2012 at 7:52 pm
I think the possibilities for seasonal decorations are almost endless! A Santa hat, then a New Year’s party hat, then one of those blinking heart necklaces. Just think of what you could do for Saint Patrick’s Day! And bunny ears for Easter.
Now I really want one. My mother’s ashes have been in a cardboard box in my dining room for years, shortly after my sister-in-law threatened to spread them on the compost pile if they spent one more minute in HER house…
June 5, 2012 at 10:48 am
can I get an eddard stark head dipped in tar on a pike?
June 5, 2012 at 10:58 am
Damn you, Regretsy. JUST when I had decided to turn my cat into a helicopter that would ALSO serve as my urn, you give me this.
June 5, 2012 at 5:55 pm
Why not have both? Just glue the head onto the kitty’s back and blammo, you’re riding a flying pussy into eternity.
June 5, 2012 at 11:04 am
Nothing says centerpiece for my dining room table quite like A decapitated head of my recently deceased
Who wants more turkey! No..? Where are you goi….
June 5, 2012 at 11:06 am
How about non-humans? I mean, can I have an Elmo head for my great-grandma or is that just tacky?
June 5, 2012 at 11:07 am
Guest: Why is there a head sculpture of Tom Green sporting Dorothy Hammill hair on your mantle?
Me: It’s not a sculpture, it’s an urn.
*Awkward silence*
Me: My mother would have wanted it that way, OKAY?
June 5, 2012 at 11:07 am
What the hell is this, an urn for people who want to rest in peace inside Tom Green’s head?
June 5, 2012 at 3:00 pm
Beats resting in peace inside Tom Green’s nuts.
June 5, 2012 at 11:08 am
How about my recently deceased as a zombie? That would be more appropriate.
June 5, 2012 at 11:08 am
Before my younger brother died, he went to several glass artisans in the Seattle area to arrange having his ashes stirred into a batch of glass, which would then be made into earrings, necklaces, and other baubles. He had told each of them he was dying of AIDS, and these were to be his ashes they’d be working with. One lady asked if he had any ashes she could experiment with. He told her no, he was using all of his parts at the moment, and didn’t have any extra to pre-cremate.
June 5, 2012 at 11:34 am
I’ll bet she was so pissed off–how could he expect an artiste to do any preliminary work if he refused to pre-cremate himself. How unthoughtful of him.
Did he find someone who could do what he wanted?
June 5, 2012 at 12:24 pm
I am also curious if he was able to do this.
A couple reasons:
One, I’m hoping he was able to accomplish what he wanted.
Two, do those who have ended up with jewelry made from his ashes wear the pieces very often? I can see a couple of sides to this, but I wonder just how strange it would be to wear Mom or Grandpa to work or on a date.
June 5, 2012 at 12:48 pm
I’m intrigued by the idea of my ashes turned into beautiful necklaces. It’s like being a ghost, but not as exhausting for past-life-me.
June 5, 2012 at 1:36 pm
Sometimes I forget that dad is hanging from a pendant around my neck, and sometimes I’m so aware that its painful. It’s not for everyone, and I think I may not wear it forever.
June 5, 2012 at 12:06 pm
You can also have cremains made into gem stones and set into jewelry, expensive but pretty.
June 5, 2012 at 12:25 pm
You can order “Cremation Diamonds” from this company as well. I’ve always wanted to have my awesome dog Marley’s remains made into a diamond.
June 5, 2012 at 3:22 pm
. . . Regretsy, meet the plot of my book . . .
June 5, 2012 at 12:22 pm
These people also make cremation jewelry, some of it glass.
http://www.cremationsolutions.com/Cremation-Jewelry-Glass-Pendants-c53.html
“Wear as a necklace, hang from your rear view mirror, a window, or in any creative way…”
I think Grandma would have liked “Eternal Purple”. Besides, it also matches the seat covers in my ’98 Jetta.
June 5, 2012 at 11:19 am
I didn’t realize Tom Green was dead and immortalized this way.
June 5, 2012 at 11:23 am
I kept reading it as Personal “UM” instead of urn. I just could not understand why someone would need an um if they were dead!
June 5, 2012 at 11:43 am
At first I thought it said UM too XD
June 5, 2012 at 12:51 pm
me too!
June 5, 2012 at 1:06 pm
I’m still reading UM everywhere and people are starting to sound like unsure teenagers in my head.
June 5, 2012 at 2:28 pm
Bad keming will get you every time.
June 5, 2012 at 11:48 am
All I can imagine is all the undignified things people could do with this. Imagine if you will…people doing things like putting panties on it like a hat, or putting it in a suitcase and taking it on a plane flight just so the scanner person will ask you to open your bag, or a million other profane/inappropriate/hilarious things. Is this how you want to spend eternity?
OH, I THINK IT IS.
June 5, 2012 at 12:12 pm
Recently lose a loved one, and can’t find an appropriate way to memorialize them?
Why not PUT A BIRD IN IT?
June 5, 2012 at 12:17 pm
It’s like a gallery that’s shouting “SYLAR WAS HERE”.
June 5, 2012 at 12:23 pm
If only Ted Williams had known about this… Think it’s too late to thaw out his head?
June 5, 2012 at 2:51 pm
You can thaw it out, but then you gotta put it back together. They froze it wrong & it broke in pieces.
June 5, 2012 at 12:40 pm
I didn’t realize that cremation was such a problem that it needed a $2600 “solution” found. WTF is wrong with a nice wooden box and a photo???? Or, here’s an idea – bury the fucking ashes???
June 5, 2012 at 12:44 pm
My mother has requested that we mix her ashes with clay and make her into something useful. I thought that was the most bizarre and awkward request possible for the disposal of cremains, until I saw this.
June 5, 2012 at 2:29 pm
I had a friend who wanted to be made into a bone china tea set.
June 5, 2012 at 12:50 pm
oh! not ‘Ums’, but ‘Urns’. “Custom ums” had me wondering if the seller had a stutter. I think I need glasses.
June 5, 2012 at 12:50 pm
All they put my grandad in was a red plastic thing that looks like an old-fashioned sweetie jar. My grandma keeps it in her closet. How much more awesome it would be if we had an urn that looked just like him to keep in the front room. It’d terrify everyone.
June 5, 2012 at 12:54 pm
I need a Batman one for my parent’s ashes.
June 5, 2012 at 12:55 pm
“turducken of the damned”
seriously April you really should have never left advertising, I am pretty sure I would begin to watch commercials again if you were writing them.
June 5, 2012 at 12:57 pm
I’m tempted to order such an object and use it as a cookie jar, though without a visible lid I’m not sure how practical it’d actually be for one. How much headspace is in this urn? Enough for a pack of oreos?
June 5, 2012 at 1:05 pm
If I got this as a cookie jar, I’d buy brain-shaped cookie cutters and let my inner Martha Stewart fly. Yes, I would.
June 5, 2012 at 1:13 pm
Too bad if some people find this idea creepy – I’ve already ordered mine, biatches!
June 5, 2012 at 1:35 pm
My only regret is that I have but one thumbs-up to give you. Well Played.
*slow clap*
June 5, 2012 at 3:03 pm
….I love you.
June 6, 2012 at 12:27 pm
I hope it comes with a diagnosis of what caused the dearly departed to end up needing a head urn.
June 5, 2012 at 2:24 pm
Please put that thing back in Uncanny Valley where it belongs…
June 5, 2012 at 3:03 pm
It’s really just the dead-eyed stare that gets me. It’s so meta.
June 5, 2012 at 3:07 pm
Some people just shouldn’t give head.
June 5, 2012 at 4:23 pm
It looks like a prop from “They Saved Tom Green’s Brain”. Only, what did they do with it?
June 5, 2012 at 5:19 pm
Of all the things belonging to Tom Green, they saved his brain?
June 5, 2012 at 5:24 pm
HEY PEOPLES! You know what I think we’ve missed here? ANIMATRONICS!
June 5, 2012 at 6:29 pm
I came across these urns while I was doing a project and put him into my slides. You could for sure tell who was paying attention by who gasped, lol.
June 5, 2012 at 6:31 pm
Is it weird that the first thing I thought of when I looked at the photo was that’s a really bad wig?
June 5, 2012 at 8:39 pm
I love that the button you click to order this disembodied head is labeled “Add To Basket”. Gives a real 18th century French vibe to the whole buying experience. And by “18th century French”, I mean the Reign of Terror.
June 5, 2012 at 9:16 pm
‘turducken of the damned’. Now there’s a tshirt phrase if ever I read one.
June 6, 2012 at 1:42 am
And for the discerning MiSTie:
June 6, 2012 at 8:01 pm
Ah, The Brain That Wouldn’t Die! (aka Jan in the Pan). My Aunt Adele played the lady whose body they were going to transplant her disembodied head onto.
June 6, 2012 at 7:44 am
I don’t think I want my ashes put in David Duchovny’s head, thanks. From what I’ve heard, he’d do something sexual with them.
June 6, 2012 at 3:03 pm
I NEED to know if anyone’s actually bought one of these. I NEED TO KNOW.