OMG I got harassed at Chicago Comic Con last year by a guy dressed up like Old Gregg. The costume was spot on, and he had a little led strobe light under his skirt.
Don’t know about yours, but my vagina doesn’t hang down below my asshole when I’m standing up. I confirmed this by mooning a room full of very observant people. Maybe this person has hemorrhoids!
Dear Lord…I clicked on your link and immediately noticed another link to a related article on anal bleaching. ANAL BLEACHING??! *weeps and takes another swig out of her bottle*
Didn’t we have a bleaching douche awhile ago? Although who is going to be seeing INSIDE you?
Also, I feel I should warn you all that I WILL cut a bitch if there’s any of that foolish calling a cooter a vagina. It drives me up the wall. Outer parts= VULVA, yes yes.
It’s so relaxed & casual, more the body language of a pen being toyed with in the mouth than the body language of sex. It’s about as hot as pulling the flyers out of my mailbox, sliding them back in, out, in, out… ha ha! Damn, the whole POINT of anal is that it’s TIGHT! The utter lack of interaction between the dick and the anus gives me the giggles!
(If I ever decide to run for office or foster a kid, these comments are gonna come back to haunt me aren’t they?)
All I can do is read “fuck the rectum” over and over and over again while I hope in vain that clever pun pops into my head. “Fuck the rectum. Fuck the rectum.”
I get that the hand is supposed to belong to the woman being fucked and the artist just kinda faded out the edge of it…what gets me is that the hand looks like it’s on backwards.
Seriously, look at the curvature of the fingers and the little lines in the knuckle-joints – the hand seems to be resting on her hip palm-side out, and yet the thumb is on the top instead of the bottom.
Please understand that I’m emphatically PRO-x-rated-needlepoint. I just like it to be anatomically correct.
Either her thumb is coming out of the top of her left hand in a weird dislocated looking way, or that’s her right arm which has been twisted behind her back and dislocated or possibly severed entirely at the shoulder.
Either way, the hand makes me feel more uneasy than the gaping anus.
Also, if that sells for $45 I need to find a new line of work. Seriously, imagine it: “What do you do for a living, CJ?” “I sell embroidered tracings of anal porn on the internet. ”
If everybody’s a star, where are the starlets? [On their knees, I suppose?]
I loved it when the Charlie Sheen batshit debacle exploded: He was living with a porn star. Just because you’re in porn doesn’t make you a star…except in her case, she really IS a star, being the recipient of AVD’s Best Anal one year. Her mother must be SO proud.
WHY?
It’s a modified dick-head. Don’t you like to involve the head of your dick when you shag?
And I really don’t think this is as normal as you imply. In homos, yes, but straight guys generally like the lady-bits, every little bit of them.
no. I involve nothing when I “shag.” Usually I’m in a vinyl bodysuit with all the air sucked out with a snorkel firmly in place in the presence of a drag dominatrix named Lady Bellequita while she treats my boyfriend like a sex toy and after I whistle dixie while eating a moon pie and then I wake up from the itchies remembering I’m allergic to vinyl. It takes a lot to get me off.
I wouldn’t know whether or not straight guys like the lady bits, I’ve never been one. I just assumed from what I’ve heard complaint-wise by pretty much every woman in my life… sorry if your male companion is one of the few exceptions.
All the thread on the right side of the hole looks like it’s implying the darker inside of a cylinder, and it makes the hole look HUGE. Plus the left asscheek is too ‘molded’ to the penis. The ass is soft, but it is not Play-Doh. That just does not happen, and anyone who’s actually seen anal porn in any quantity would’ve known that.
yup.. not a big deal… we kind of freak out about it and focus on the penis enough that when we are reduced to simply a penis it shows that our neurotic attention to the most pleasurable of appendages is well spent.
I beg to differ. Etsy’s bread and butter is cheaply made goods from overseas. A close second is poorly rendered versions of things other people have already dreamed up. (continuing the NFSW theme)
If I buy this, and hang it up amongst my grandmother’s collection of needlepoint, do you think she’ll notice? I doubt she has an “Erect Flowers” or “Bent Over” on her wall yet. Who says “hardcore” is only for youth. That’s discrimination. http://www.etsy.com/shop/bititi?ref=seller_info_count#
oh I know,, and what did s/he use for floss? Burlap/ I’ve never seen so many burrs and loose threads on what has got to be the most boring chain stitched sampler ever.
Poor embroidery skills, and she can’t be bothered to wash or properly stretch the finished pieces. Just like the lazy bums when I was in art school who couldn’t be bothered to do good brushwork, they figured having genitalia or excrement in a painting made it art, even if it was a crappy image.
Because if there’s any medium with which to make a statement about the youth of today – or the hardcore industry, take your pick – it’s motherfucking needlepoint.
If it’s cold enough for an Inuit to be wearing a traditional coat and rubbing her back, why aren’t her nipples more erect? Inquiring minds want to know.
I LOVE this except for the thing with the green ring & turquoise ring around it. Is it the larval alien who’s controling her like a puppet? It looks like a tube of some sort. Is it her aura? motion lines?
We have yet to decide on ours! And we’ve been together for over 9 years XD We have two kids. We just finally got around to filing the papers. We didn’t have a fancy wedding. We just.. got shit filled out to make us legally a married couple.
I do get a new last name though, which is pretty awesome.
A lot of people like hand stitching because they can take it with them anywhere…doctor’s office, kid’s ballgame, etc. This, unfortunately, is probably one of those people, and parents are left with a lot of weird questions to answer.
I’m seriously worried about her lower back. She’s twisted herself so we can all see the glory of what’s going on (geddit? Oh well, I tried) but she’s going to bugger her back (humour attempt #2).
I rather love weird embroidery (It’s what got me into the hobby), and embroidery porn always makes me giggle in the best way. But Jesus-on-a-bicycle what the hell is up with her arsehole?!
Goatse would be proud.
June 5, 2012 at 1:32 pm
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June 5, 2012 at 3:04 pm
Remember, “Fuckin’” isn’t punctuation.
June 5, 2012 at 1:33 pm
I don’t care what anyone says. Amish porn is fuckin hot.
June 5, 2012 at 1:50 pm
My god, it’s Rule 34 of SOMEONE PUT IT ON A SAMPLER. I think now I’ve seen everything.
(sits back, takes massive swig of whisky)
June 5, 2012 at 1:57 pm
I think that is Rule 34(e).
June 5, 2012 at 2:49 pm
As someone with Amish ancestors and family members, I have to correct you. This can’t be Amish porn. There’s not enough hair.
June 5, 2012 at 3:44 pm
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June 5, 2012 at 4:22 pm
Be careful when you’re downloading Amish porn. You might get the Amish computer virus. http://www.upperregister.com/~charlie/AmishVirus.html
June 5, 2012 at 1:33 pm
Its from “Hardcore Youth” Is Chris Hansen going to come out from around the corner?
June 5, 2012 at 1:53 pm
If you flip it over there’s a rendition of him asking you to have a seat over there.
June 5, 2012 at 1:33 pm
I can’t have been the only one who lol’ed at “measures approximately 7 1/4 inches” given the context of the work?? :p
June 5, 2012 at 2:52 pm
I giggled and then thought “That’s what she said.”
June 5, 2012 at 4:33 pm
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June 5, 2012 at 5:14 pm
I really want to thumbs-up you, but right now you’re at 69, and that’s just a little too perfect…
June 5, 2012 at 6:19 pm
It’s amazing how often I see this comment on this site.
June 5, 2012 at 1:34 pm
Might wanna get that inflamed taint looked at.
June 5, 2012 at 1:35 pm
(Psst… I think that’s called a vagina…)
June 5, 2012 at 1:37 pm
MANgina.
June 5, 2012 at 1:52 pm
I’M YOUNG GREGG!
June 5, 2012 at 2:58 pm
OMG I got harassed at Chicago Comic Con last year by a guy dressed up like Old Gregg. The costume was spot on, and he had a little led strobe light under his skirt.
You just can’t beat the Boosh!
June 5, 2012 at 6:45 pm
that made me snicker out loud.
June 5, 2012 at 1:46 pm
Don’t know about yours, but my vagina doesn’t hang down below my asshole when I’m standing up. I confirmed this by mooning a room full of very observant people. Maybe this person has hemorrhoids!
June 5, 2012 at 1:55 pm
When aroused the FEMALE vagina is inflamed and puffy. Also it is very normal to have long lips. Lots of porn stars have their cut to look “normal.”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labiaplasty
I’m not going to start sprouting armpit hair and wearing patchouli but cutting you labia down because they are long is mentally defective.
June 5, 2012 at 2:31 pm
Am now wondering what a MALE vagina looks like.
June 5, 2012 at 3:40 pm
I take it you’ve never heard of Buck Angel?
June 5, 2012 at 4:16 pm
I was referring to the MANgina theory above
June 5, 2012 at 2:40 pm
Dear Lord…I clicked on your link and immediately noticed another link to a related article on anal bleaching. ANAL BLEACHING??! *weeps and takes another swig out of her bottle*
June 5, 2012 at 2:46 pm
Please do an Amazon search for My Pink Wink ASAP. Not to be missed.
June 5, 2012 at 2:49 pm
Is it the same as My New Pink Button? Because that one has some GREAT reviews.
June 5, 2012 at 2:51 pm
Didn’t we have a bleaching douche awhile ago? Although who is going to be seeing INSIDE you?
Also, I feel I should warn you all that I WILL cut a bitch if there’s any of that foolish calling a cooter a vagina. It drives me up the wall. Outer parts= VULVA, yes yes.
June 5, 2012 at 4:55 pm
You mean female chimpanzees, right?
June 6, 2012 at 2:12 am
As someone who belongs to that club, even mine don’t look like that. This embroidery looks like two baby carrots nestled together.
June 5, 2012 at 1:56 pm
That’s because you’ve been exercising your “intimate muscles.” Haven’t you? Hmmm?
June 5, 2012 at 3:02 pm
Speaking of kegel exercises….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiDm9dz1Ti8
June 5, 2012 at 3:54 pm
I suppose I should have prefaced that with the fact that it’s a clip from American Dad, nothing that you’ll need eye bleach for!!
June 5, 2012 at 2:55 pm
What kind of anal sex have you been having?!
June 6, 2012 at 11:36 am
Ive come from the future to tell you that this is what happens when you trigger all the fireworks and skip the secret level…
June 5, 2012 at 1:34 pm
Is that a GAPING rectum I seem? Teen age hard core indeed! It takes years to get so loose… Errr, so I hear.
June 5, 2012 at 1:36 pm
“Gaping rectum I see,” damnit! I wish with please, and sugar, and chamois butter that we could edit these!
June 5, 2012 at 4:31 pm
On another note how is chamois pronounced, anyway? Cha-mois like moist? Sham-wow like the infomercial? Sham-mois? Kammy?
June 5, 2012 at 4:43 pm
Shammy.
June 5, 2012 at 9:47 pm
Sham-wah, in my head. But people may laugh if you say it that way.
June 5, 2012 at 2:38 pm
Gaping indeed…it looks like someone tossing a hot dog down a ventilation shaft…
June 5, 2012 at 2:57 pm
It’s so relaxed & casual, more the body language of a pen being toyed with in the mouth than the body language of sex. It’s about as hot as pulling the flyers out of my mailbox, sliding them back in, out, in, out… ha ha! Damn, the whole POINT of anal is that it’s TIGHT! The utter lack of interaction between the dick and the anus gives me the giggles!
(If I ever decide to run for office or foster a kid, these comments are gonna come back to haunt me aren’t they?)
June 5, 2012 at 4:20 pm
Only if you run on the same platform as Santorum.
June 5, 2012 at 3:53 pm
Goatse Jr.
June 5, 2012 at 1:34 pm
If ANY piece deserved a “View it in a room,” it’s this one!
June 5, 2012 at 1:49 pm
Look at the origional listing. The seller was nice enough to style it for us.
http://www.etsy.com/listing/98946596/anal-sex
June 5, 2012 at 1:56 pm
Can I pun out on a limb and call that an asshat?
June 5, 2012 at 1:35 pm
Fuck the rectum – it’s the lonely, floating hand what disturbs me.
June 5, 2012 at 1:44 pm
“fuck the rectum”
I think that’s already been established.
June 5, 2012 at 1:46 pm
All I can do is read “fuck the rectum” over and over and over again while I hope in vain that clever pun pops into my head. “Fuck the rectum. Fuck the rectum.”
June 5, 2012 at 1:47 pm
Rock the casbah.
June 5, 2012 at 1:55 pm
The Sharif don’t like it.
June 5, 2012 at 5:19 pm
YOU KNOW HE REALLY HATES IT!
(fundamentally can’t take it…)
June 5, 2012 at 7:47 pm
He dropped his bomb between the minarets.
June 5, 2012 at 3:51 pm
Ha! That’s exactly how I heard it in my head. I’ll never listen to that song the same again.
June 5, 2012 at 6:19 pm
I kept hearing it as “fuck the taskbar” until my sister corrected me.
June 5, 2012 at 10:03 pm
Man the torpedoes?
June 5, 2012 at 3:53 pm
I get that the hand is supposed to belong to the woman being fucked and the artist just kinda faded out the edge of it…what gets me is that the hand looks like it’s on backwards.
Seriously, look at the curvature of the fingers and the little lines in the knuckle-joints – the hand seems to be resting on her hip palm-side out, and yet the thumb is on the top instead of the bottom.
Please understand that I’m emphatically PRO-x-rated-needlepoint. I just like it to be anatomically correct.
June 5, 2012 at 4:06 pm
I mean the thumb is on the left instead of the right. Or something. IT’S ON THE WRONG SIDE, anyway.
June 5, 2012 at 4:23 pm
Well, dudes in porn do a weird right hand on left hip when doggy style so they don’t “RUIN” the anus visibility.
June 5, 2012 at 4:38 pm
I think it’s just a bad rendition of needlework knuckles, BUT I thought it was the dude smackin dat ass!
June 6, 2012 at 5:56 am
Either her thumb is coming out of the top of her left hand in a weird dislocated looking way, or that’s her right arm which has been twisted behind her back and dislocated or possibly severed entirely at the shoulder.
Either way, the hand makes me feel more uneasy than the gaping anus.
June 5, 2012 at 1:35 pm
Pfft, only 7 1/4 inches? If I want hardcore, I want at least 10!
June 5, 2012 at 1:46 pm
For “teen-anal” I still think 7-1/4 is pretty hardcore. Call me old-fashioned.
June 5, 2012 at 1:58 pm
Old-fashioned. At least now I know what I’m drinking after work.
June 5, 2012 at 1:35 pm
Is that 7 1/4 inches long or diameter or … hell, I don’t really want to know.
June 5, 2012 at 1:35 pm
Well…it’s average size. No shame in that.
June 5, 2012 at 1:36 pm
Seven and a quarter inches? Bigger than some, but hardly hardcore!
June 5, 2012 at 1:40 pm
Also, if that sells for $45 I need to find a new line of work. Seriously, imagine it: “What do you do for a living, CJ?” “I sell embroidered tracings of anal porn on the internet.
”
June 5, 2012 at 1:42 pm
Or, “oh I’m involved in porn industry”.
June 5, 2012 at 1:47 pm
That is one industry where everyone is a star, and don’t you forget it.
June 5, 2012 at 3:36 pm
If everybody’s a star, where are the starlets? [On their knees, I suppose?]
I loved it when the Charlie Sheen batshit debacle exploded: He was living with a porn star. Just because you’re in porn doesn’t make you a star…except in her case, she really IS a star, being the recipient of AVD’s Best Anal one year. Her mother must be SO proud.
June 5, 2012 at 7:48 pm
Now that I know you personally, part of me wants to know how it is that you know this. The rest of me is happier not knowing.
June 6, 2012 at 6:07 pm
Probably the New York Post. It’s their kind of investigative reporting.
Don’t ask me what year she won. Some trivia really doesn’t stay with me.
I kick ass at Trivial Pursuit.
June 5, 2012 at 1:43 pm
with the surprise reply of “Me too! What a coinkidink! How do you best outline the perineum?”
June 5, 2012 at 1:56 pm
“Very carefully with small stitches. The true secret is the style of french knot used for the clitoris.”
June 5, 2012 at 2:10 pm
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June 5, 2012 at 3:03 pm
WHY?
It’s a modified dick-head. Don’t you like to involve the head of your dick when you shag?
And I really don’t think this is as normal as you imply. In homos, yes, but straight guys generally like the lady-bits, every little bit of them.
June 5, 2012 at 3:53 pm
The good ones do.
June 6, 2012 at 4:18 am
no. I involve nothing when I “shag.” Usually I’m in a vinyl bodysuit with all the air sucked out with a snorkel firmly in place in the presence of a drag dominatrix named Lady Bellequita while she treats my boyfriend like a sex toy and after I whistle dixie while eating a moon pie and then I wake up from the itchies remembering I’m allergic to vinyl. It takes a lot to get me off.
I wouldn’t know whether or not straight guys like the lady bits, I’ve never been one. I just assumed from what I’ve heard complaint-wise by pretty much every woman in my life… sorry if your male companion is one of the few exceptions.
June 5, 2012 at 4:25 pm
That explains a few things about my friends’ love-life complaints, to be honest.
June 5, 2012 at 1:54 pm
If this is a tracing, I want to see the original pic! I bet it would be horrifying. She probably did this from memory.
June 5, 2012 at 3:05 pm
No, I’m thinking this person has never had sex or even seen porn. There is no other explaination.
June 6, 2012 at 1:53 am
My suspicion, as well.
All the thread on the right side of the hole looks like it’s implying the darker inside of a cylinder, and it makes the hole look HUGE. Plus the left asscheek is too ‘molded’ to the penis. The ass is soft, but it is not Play-Doh. That just does not happen, and anyone who’s actually seen anal porn in any quantity would’ve known that.
June 5, 2012 at 1:37 pm
Finally, the perfect gift for Jacqueline Stallone!
June 5, 2012 at 1:38 pm
I bet it’s really only five inches.
June 5, 2012 at 1:51 pm
My favorite sexist joke:
Why are women so bad with directions?
From centuries of men convincing them that this (holds hands 5” apart) is 12”.
June 5, 2012 at 1:39 pm
Someone has never seen porn. Or an anatomy book.
June 5, 2012 at 1:44 pm
Really. “Just stand up straight and spread your cheeks. And hold up your labia.”
June 5, 2012 at 3:38 pm
That would take 3 hands…unless a person is possessed of very wide hands and a very narrow butt.
Sometimes I think too
hardmuch about these things.June 5, 2012 at 4:23 pm
OR.. or…
how about
she’s SUUUUPER flexible, and is pushing her junk backwards with her forehead
while using a hand on each cheek
?
June 5, 2012 at 1:40 pm
Just wait until you see her “whorigami” and “crotchet” collections…
June 5, 2012 at 5:05 pm
Knutting, too.
June 5, 2012 at 1:42 pm
I never sit next to those women doing needlepoint on the train.
Maybe I should start.
June 5, 2012 at 1:43 pm
where is the masculanists on this one? The man is reduced to a penis and a line.
I’m sure men must object to being only penis.
June 5, 2012 at 1:48 pm
Nope, we’re OK.
June 5, 2012 at 2:12 pm
yup.. not a big deal… we kind of freak out about it and focus on the penis enough that when we are reduced to simply a penis it shows that our neurotic attention to the most pleasurable of appendages is well spent.
June 5, 2012 at 1:44 pm
And what does NFSW mean?
“Not for safe work”? Sure, I see no condoms in there.
June 5, 2012 at 3:07 pm
hmm… a bonus “fucking”, just for emphasis?
June 5, 2012 at 1:47 pm
I suspect I could pay someone $45 for actual anal sex. And pictures of it are free all over the web. Why should I buy this?
June 5, 2012 at 1:51 pm
because you CAN
providing quality goods noone else could possibly dream up is Etsy’s bread and butter
June 5, 2012 at 2:06 pm
I beg to differ. Etsy’s bread and butter is cheaply made goods from overseas. A close second is poorly rendered versions of things other people have already dreamed up. (continuing the NFSW theme)
June 5, 2012 at 2:11 pm
well .. i .. no ..
fuck it , you’re right .. i cant argue with that lol
June 5, 2012 at 2:25 pm
No worries! I’ll be wrong about something again soon enough.
June 5, 2012 at 3:39 pm
Let’s focus on the present. You’re right today, so let’s celebrate!
*passes rum to Steampunk Octopus and raises glass in congratulations*
June 5, 2012 at 4:26 pm
Woo hoo! You’ve always got the best rum, Mugsy! *clinks glasses*
June 5, 2012 at 1:55 pm
The memories cost extra.
June 5, 2012 at 2:00 pm
or indeed nightmares
June 5, 2012 at 1:47 pm
If I buy this, and hang it up amongst my grandmother’s collection of needlepoint, do you think she’ll notice? I doubt she has an “Erect Flowers” or “Bent Over” on her wall yet. Who says “hardcore” is only for youth. That’s discrimination.
http://www.etsy.com/shop/bititi?ref=seller_info_count#
June 5, 2012 at 1:48 pm
I’m not really sure that the medium and message quite match in this case.
It’s like looking at Mapplethorpe ColorForms.
June 5, 2012 at 1:57 pm
I keep looking for those in vintage shops. I want to use them as door clings when Jehovah’s Witnesses are in my neighborhood.
June 5, 2012 at 3:57 pm
The contrast is what I like about it. But I paint things like pin-up style mermaids with trails of fart bubbles, so yeah.
June 5, 2012 at 4:24 pm
ewwww… cloaca
June 5, 2012 at 1:55 pm
Once again Etsy proves that anyone with a little DMC floss and a copy of Hustler can be a small business owner.
June 6, 2012 at 2:04 am
*copy of Hustler optional.
June 5, 2012 at 1:56 pm
Gotta put another nickel into the “That’s What He Said” jar.
June 5, 2012 at 1:56 pm
“Mother? I’m embroidering something — can you show me how to make the ‘gaping sphincter’ stitch again?”
June 5, 2012 at 2:04 pm
Just remember to stretch first, you don’t want to tear anything!
June 5, 2012 at 2:16 pm
I do think this woman looks like she is lacking a taint. Most people have some pace between the vagina and anus!
June 5, 2012 at 2:17 pm
This is one of those posts where I’m taking the comments on faith because I don’t want to examine the product too closely.
June 5, 2012 at 2:19 pm
Is it sad that the part of this that bugs me the most is that the “artist’s” embroidery skills are so poor?
SongBird
June 5, 2012 at 2:42 pm
oh I know,, and what did s/he use for floss? Burlap/ I’ve never seen so many burrs and loose threads on what has got to be the most boring chain stitched sampler ever.
June 5, 2012 at 4:08 pm
no. ibid.
although the goetsesque proportion sans any hand finagling is also rather disturbing.
June 6, 2012 at 10:24 am
Poor embroidery skills, and she can’t be bothered to wash or properly stretch the finished pieces. Just like the lazy bums when I was in art school who couldn’t be bothered to do good brushwork, they figured having genitalia or excrement in a painting made it art, even if it was a crappy image.
June 5, 2012 at 2:21 pm
$45 for this. I know full damn well that I can perform that very act on a “hired assistant” for at least half that much.
June 5, 2012 at 2:23 pm
Because if there’s any medium with which to make a statement about the youth of today – or the hardcore industry, take your pick – it’s motherfucking needlepoint.
June 5, 2012 at 2:26 pm
If I’m going to pay for embroidery it has to be something that it would take me longer than 30 minutes to stitch myself!
Like this
June 5, 2012 at 2:35 pm
If it’s cold enough for an Inuit to be wearing a traditional coat and rubbing her back, why aren’t her nipples more erect? Inquiring minds want to know.
June 5, 2012 at 4:28 pm
I LOVE this except for the thing with the green ring & turquoise ring around it. Is it the larval alien who’s controling her like a puppet? It looks like a tube of some sort. Is it her aura? motion lines?
June 5, 2012 at 6:52 pm
Yes, that’s exactly what I was thinking, what is the tube thing? Maybe it’s Jesus robed arm with his supportive hand on her back?
June 5, 2012 at 4:29 pm
Seriously though I do love it. Please give us info how to buy such things?
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June 6, 2012 at 2:14 am
If I remember right that embroidery is done by Wizardspaw
and she’s freaking awesome
http://www.etsy.com/shop/WizardsPaw
June 6, 2012 at 8:09 pm
I should have credited it but I was in a rush, this is listed as the creator on a few places
http://www.flickr.com/photos/30202154@N05/
http://www.etsy.com/shop/WizardsPaw
June 5, 2012 at 2:32 pm
As my dad would say, Rectum? Damn near killed’um.
June 5, 2012 at 2:34 pm
If the seller had real talent, she’d do a series and film them…such as this artist did: http://www.regretsy.com/2011/08/23/running-through-hoops/
June 5, 2012 at 3:17 pm
June 5, 2012 at 4:46 pm
I didn’t know that Buddy Hackett was Catholic.
June 5, 2012 at 3:45 pm
Whelp. I just got married today. Tempted to buy this for the hubby as a ‘We got Hitched’ gift.
June 5, 2012 at 4:13 pm
Well, what the hell are you doing over here, wasting your time with us FJLs, woman? You’ve got a honeymoon to sex up!Congratulations!!June 5, 2012 at 7:32 pm
We have yet to decide on ours! And we’ve been together for over 9 years XD We have two kids. We just finally got around to filing the papers. We didn’t have a fancy wedding. We just.. got shit filled out to make us legally a married couple.
I do get a new last name though, which is pretty awesome.
June 5, 2012 at 4:30 pm
You must be more addicted to this site than the average FJL, ha ha!
June 5, 2012 at 5:09 pm
*throws rice and whimsy*
June 5, 2012 at 7:51 pm
Congratulations and best wishes!!
June 5, 2012 at 3:59 pm
Dang, that’s one roomy rectum. What about FRICTION, fer chrissakes?
June 5, 2012 at 5:46 pm
Yeah, he’s throwin’ a hotdog down a hallway here. Maybe that’s why he isn’t close enough to even seem interested.
June 5, 2012 at 4:18 pm
It’s a Crewel World out there.
June 5, 2012 at 4:18 pm
OK, Etsy lists this as “Anal Sex by bititi.” I think there’s something wrong there, but I refuse to put my finger on it. Or in it.
June 5, 2012 at 4:56 pm
Can anyone explain to me what this one is supposed to be:
Bent Over by bititi
It leaves me very confused and a little bit scared.
June 5, 2012 at 5:00 pm
Me, too. Let’s wrap a blanket around us and sing cheerful songs and maybe it will go away.
June 5, 2012 at 5:15 pm
Let’s hope so, Mugsy. *huddles under blanket*
June 5, 2012 at 5:18 pm
Room for one more? I promise I’m safe. That sampler traumatized me.
June 5, 2012 at 5:37 pm
Always room for you–and you don’t even have to bring liquor.
*wraps blanket all around*
June 5, 2012 at 6:27 pm
What the h… Ok, everyone all together now,
“Someone’s laughing, my Lord, kum bay ya…”
And I only have tequila – is that ok?
June 5, 2012 at 7:12 pm
…Does that have teeth? It looks like the profile of an evil “Imma gonna kill you!” smile…just between two legs.
June 5, 2012 at 7:46 pm
Vagina Dentata
June 5, 2012 at 7:48 pm
Holy shit! http://www.tokyokinky.com/tag/hentai/
June 5, 2012 at 9:32 pm
Needs ironing.
June 5, 2012 at 5:14 pm
Why does the pic not link to the original regretsy item? I KNOW she wants to keep it all up her own ass. Greedy.
June 5, 2012 at 5:57 pm
Only 7 1/4 inches? I’m gonna need at least 8 inches. I’m definitely a size queen.
June 5, 2012 at 5:58 pm
“Measures approximately 7 1/4 inches.”
You wish.
June 5, 2012 at 6:46 pm
I like the variety of stitches on this one: http://www.etsy.com/listing/98952124/spread-legs?ref=v1_other_2
June 5, 2012 at 7:18 pm
I’m traumatized! TRAUMATIZED!!!!!!!!!
June 5, 2012 at 6:46 pm
I like the variety of stitches on this one: http://www.etsy.com/listing/98952124/spread-legs?ref=v1_other_2
June 5, 2012 at 6:59 pm
Looks like someone was stitching with one hand.
June 5, 2012 at 7:52 pm
Well, I think this defines “whimsicle fuckery” pretty well.
June 5, 2012 at 9:55 pm
A lot of people like hand stitching because they can take it with them anywhere…doctor’s office, kid’s ballgame, etc. This, unfortunately, is probably one of those people, and parents are left with a lot of weird questions to answer.
June 5, 2012 at 9:56 pm
I’m seriously worried about her lower back. She’s twisted herself so we can all see the glory of what’s going on (geddit? Oh well, I tried) but she’s going to bugger her back (humour attempt #2).
June 6, 2012 at 2:08 am
I rather love weird embroidery (It’s what got me into the hobby), and embroidery porn always makes me giggle in the best way. But Jesus-on-a-bicycle what the hell is up with her arsehole?!
Goatse would be proud.
June 6, 2012 at 5:20 am
Looks like a prolapsed rectum to me. The kind man is trying to re-insert it for her. And is that a vaginal prolapse as well?
June 6, 2012 at 9:50 am
That’s not an anus. That’s a love hole. The lady in this picture is a fabricated-American.
Which unfortunately reminds me…
June 6, 2012 at 3:05 pm
Holy crap, something I sent ended up on Regretsy! I don’t know why I’m more proud of this than I am of any of my other accomplishments in life.