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Hot Mohel Treatment

- This post originally appeared on Regretsy in July, 2010

Although you might want to measure them again after the rabbi leaves.

39 comments on Hot Mohel Treatment

  1. kyjellybutthurt
    June 2, 2012 at 11:31 am

    This uncircumcised penis scarf is the perfect accessory for my labia earrings. SOLD

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  2. auntiebeer
    June 2, 2012 at 11:41 am

    Is this supposed to be the equivalent to tattooing for Adam and Eve? At least it would match the figleaves.

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  3. OhHowMyBrainHurts
    June 2, 2012 at 11:42 am

    Are they made out of ace bandages? Tube socks? WTF? And the scarf part is like the leg from used pantyhose. I guess this is upcycling at its…best?

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  4. Zippy
    June 2, 2012 at 11:42 am

    Step 1, cut 5 holes in the necklace…

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  5. ifyousquintjustright
    June 2, 2012 at 11:47 am

    When the scarf wearer get excited do the “flowers” grow?

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  6. rushgirl2112
    June 2, 2012 at 11:48 am

    Needs to be worn with seller’s Nipple Dress:

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    • rushgirl2112
      June 2, 2012 at 11:50 am

      Wow, that whole store is . . . interesting.

      Like this:

      If I ever get invited to a hobo wedding, I know what I’m wearing!

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      • pearlheartgtr
        June 2, 2012 at 12:25 pm

        The only person I know of that can get away with rocking a potato sack is Renee O’Connor.

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        • Midnight Rambler
          June 2, 2012 at 11:31 pm

          The thing is, “potato sack couture” is bad enough by itself. To actually write POTATO SACK COUTURE on the thing takes it to a whole ‘nuther level of douchebaggery.

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      • auburn_vixen
        June 2, 2012 at 1:39 pm

        Be sure to use your hillbilly bajingo wash before you go.

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  7. The Uteratti
    June 2, 2012 at 11:50 am

    I so want that. If I had $50 to give up, IT WOULD BE MINE!!!!!

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  8. Pfeffernusse
    June 2, 2012 at 11:50 am

    All this talk of tube socks and peni–makes me think you could make a mom-to-be a really phallic yet useful baby shower gift. I mean, how many washcloth bunnies does someone really need? Show you care with the baby socks penis scarf! If I was feeling more clever I’d come up with a name but I realize I’ve been up for 4 hours and have yet to have caffeine, how am I even still awake?!

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  9. jaiejohnson
    June 2, 2012 at 11:53 am

    Why would you want to wear sock shaped clitorises around your neck?

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  10. Caesarean Salad
    June 2, 2012 at 11:56 am

    Someone got a little cocky (lol) and raised the price.

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    • not lurkin anymore
      June 2, 2012 at 12:28 pm

      I was thinking the same thing – okay, not that they got cocky, but that they raised the price! I guess being on Regretsy makes it more valuable ;)

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    • HooHa Glitterpuff
      June 2, 2012 at 12:41 pm

      Inflation, so to speak.

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  11. hatman
    June 2, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    That’s funny. Just about the same time this post went up, a friend posted a link to this story:

    When The Rabbi Finds Your Rabbit Vibrator

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    • imenja
      June 2, 2012 at 12:24 pm

      Great story.

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    • Miep
      June 2, 2012 at 7:00 pm

      Etsy, we kow you are listening. Just think of the money to be made designing fake clothespin-shaped drawer locks for personal items!

      People would automatically squeeze the clothespin, nothing would unlock, they would think “Too weird, back off,” and the Day Would Be Saved!

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      • Miep
        June 2, 2012 at 7:03 pm

        oops, made a mistake!

        Should have been “Etsy, we kowtow in your general direction, hoping deeply that you are listening…”

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  12. yddraiggoch1240
    June 2, 2012 at 12:23 pm

    I’m getting fahklempt.

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    • OhHowMyBrainHurts
      June 2, 2012 at 12:43 pm

      Verklempt. I’ma Goy and even I know *that*!

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      • WoodysMom
        June 2, 2012 at 3:22 pm

        Either one, I think. Depends on the transliteration, and your Aunt Rose’s accent.

        If they hadn’t raised the price, I’d buy it for Rosh Hashanah. Imagine the admiring comments (“Dear, where did you find that darling shlong/putz/schmeckle/petzeleh scarf? I’d love to get one for your cousin’s bris).

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  13. pearlheartgtr
    June 2, 2012 at 12:29 pm

    From Hardcore TV. Bob Ross: The Joy of Circumcision

    http://youtu.be/LnnPFgRBDNw

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  14. T-Bone
    June 2, 2012 at 1:29 pm

    Please let these be squirting flowers. Please let these be squirting flowers. Please let these be squirting flowers.

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    • WoodysMom
      June 2, 2012 at 3:26 pm

      Dang. Took me an extra reading. Thumbs up!

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    • WoodysMom
      June 2, 2012 at 3:26 pm

      Dang. Took me an extra reading. Thumbs up!

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  15. Opinionated
    June 2, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    I wonder how long that thing would be if she had, like, 10 ex-husbands instead of 5.

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  16. slovaksiren
    June 2, 2012 at 3:39 pm

    If these roses need to be bigger and thicker then maybe I would buy them.

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  17. avatarofchaos
    June 2, 2012 at 5:02 pm

    Y’know, I did a “bouquet” of baby sock roses for a friend’s shower once. I’d have shot myself if they’d looked like this. And for the record, roses are an annoying bitch to make. Floral tape does not help.

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  18. resonanteye
    June 2, 2012 at 5:57 pm

    no matter how hard I look, all I see is some anal prolapses on a string.

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    • resonanteye
      June 2, 2012 at 7:13 pm

      also everyone repeating “pink sock” in this thread isn’t helping me see anything else.

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    • kimoutre
      June 2, 2012 at 8:03 pm

      Anal prolapses surrounded by fake leaves. Makes it festive…or something. Would definitely make you the talk of your next proctology convention.

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    • Mugsy Doodle
      June 3, 2012 at 11:51 am

      Anal Prolapses on a String

      Best. Band. Name. Ever.

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  19. lurkfish
    June 5, 2012 at 2:16 pm

    There’s really nothing wrong with this item. The real problem is you FJLs making such a mountain out of a mohel.

    Here all week, veal, tips, etc.

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