The thing is, “potato sack couture” is bad enough by itself. To actually write POTATO SACK COUTURE on the thing takes it to a whole ‘nuther level of douchebaggery.
All this talk of tube socks and peni–makes me think you could make a mom-to-be a really phallic yet useful baby shower gift. I mean, how many washcloth bunnies does someone really need? Show you care with the baby socks penis scarf! If I was feeling more clever I’d come up with a name but I realize I’ve been up for 4 hours and have yet to have caffeine, how am I even still awake?!
Either one, I think. Depends on the transliteration, and your Aunt Rose’s accent.
If they hadn’t raised the price, I’d buy it for Rosh Hashanah. Imagine the admiring comments (“Dear, where did you find that darling shlong/putz/schmeckle/petzeleh scarf? I’d love to get one for your cousin’s bris).
Y’know, I did a “bouquet” of baby sock roses for a friend’s shower once. I’d have shot myself if they’d looked like this. And for the record, roses are an annoying bitch to make. Floral tape does not help.
June 2, 2012 at 11:31 am
This uncircumcised penis scarf is the perfect accessory for my labia earrings. SOLD
June 2, 2012 at 12:22 pm
Perfect. Nothing else needs to be said.
June 2, 2012 at 12:25 pm
Well I see that didn’t stop you.
June 2, 2012 at 6:42 pm
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June 3, 2012 at 6:32 am
You have the perfect avatar for that comment.
June 2, 2012 at 11:41 am
Is this supposed to be the equivalent to tattooing for Adam and Eve? At least it would match the figleaves.
June 2, 2012 at 11:42 am
Are they made out of ace bandages? Tube socks? WTF? And the scarf part is like the leg from used pantyhose. I guess this is upcycling at its…best?
June 2, 2012 at 11:42 am
Step 1, cut 5 holes in the necklace…
June 2, 2012 at 11:47 am
When the scarf wearer get excited do the “flowers” grow?
June 2, 2012 at 11:48 am
Needs to be worn with seller’s Nipple Dress:
June 2, 2012 at 11:50 am
Wow, that whole store is . . . interesting.
Like this:
If I ever get invited to a hobo wedding, I know what I’m wearing!
June 2, 2012 at 12:25 pm
The only person I know of that can get away with rocking a potato sack is Renee O’Connor.
June 2, 2012 at 11:31 pm
The thing is, “potato sack couture” is bad enough by itself. To actually write POTATO SACK COUTURE on the thing takes it to a whole ‘nuther level of douchebaggery.
June 2, 2012 at 1:39 pm
Be sure to use your hillbilly bajingo wash before you go.
June 2, 2012 at 11:50 am
I so want that. If I had $50 to give up, IT WOULD BE MINE!!!!!
June 2, 2012 at 11:50 am
All this talk of tube socks and peni–makes me think you could make a mom-to-be a really phallic yet useful baby shower gift. I mean, how many washcloth bunnies does someone really need? Show you care with the baby socks penis scarf! If I was feeling more clever I’d come up with a name but I realize I’ve been up for 4 hours and have yet to have caffeine, how am I even still awake?!
June 2, 2012 at 11:53 am
Why would you want to wear sock shaped clitorises around your neck?
June 2, 2012 at 11:56 am
Someone got a little cocky (lol) and raised the price.
June 2, 2012 at 12:28 pm
I was thinking the same thing – okay, not that they got cocky, but that they raised the price! I guess being on Regretsy makes it more valuable
June 2, 2012 at 12:41 pm
Inflation, so to speak.
June 2, 2012 at 12:01 pm
That’s funny. Just about the same time this post went up, a friend posted a link to this story:
When The Rabbi Finds Your
RabbitVibratorJune 2, 2012 at 12:24 pm
Great story.
June 2, 2012 at 7:00 pm
Etsy, we kow you are listening. Just think of the money to be made designing fake clothespin-shaped drawer locks for personal items!
People would automatically squeeze the clothespin, nothing would unlock, they would think “Too weird, back off,” and the Day Would Be Saved!
June 2, 2012 at 7:03 pm
oops, made a mistake!
Should have been “Etsy, we kowtow in your general direction, hoping deeply that you are listening…”
June 2, 2012 at 12:23 pm
I’m getting fahklempt.
June 2, 2012 at 12:43 pm
Verklempt. I’ma Goy and even I know *that*!
June 2, 2012 at 3:22 pm
Either one, I think. Depends on the transliteration, and your Aunt Rose’s accent.
If they hadn’t raised the price, I’d buy it for Rosh Hashanah. Imagine the admiring comments (“Dear, where did you find that darling shlong/putz/schmeckle/petzeleh scarf? I’d love to get one for your cousin’s bris).
June 2, 2012 at 12:29 pm
From Hardcore TV. Bob Ross: The Joy of Circumcision
http://youtu.be/LnnPFgRBDNw
June 2, 2012 at 1:29 pm
Please let these be squirting flowers. Please let these be squirting flowers. Please let these be squirting flowers.
June 2, 2012 at 3:26 pm
Dang. Took me an extra reading. Thumbs up!
June 2, 2012 at 3:26 pm
Dang. Took me an extra reading. Thumbs up!
June 2, 2012 at 1:46 pm
I wonder how long that thing would be if she had, like, 10 ex-husbands instead of 5.
June 2, 2012 at 3:39 pm
If these roses need to be bigger and thicker then maybe I would buy them.
June 2, 2012 at 5:02 pm
Y’know, I did a “bouquet” of baby sock roses for a friend’s shower once. I’d have shot myself if they’d looked like this. And for the record, roses are an annoying bitch to make. Floral tape does not help.
June 2, 2012 at 5:57 pm
no matter how hard I look, all I see is some anal prolapses on a string.
June 2, 2012 at 7:13 pm
also everyone repeating “pink sock” in this thread isn’t helping me see anything else.
June 2, 2012 at 8:03 pm
Anal prolapses surrounded by fake leaves. Makes it festive…or something. Would definitely make you the talk of your next proctology convention.
June 3, 2012 at 11:51 am
Anal Prolapses on a String
Best. Band. Name. Ever.
June 5, 2012 at 2:16 pm
There’s really nothing wrong with this item. The real problem is you FJLs making such a mountain out of a mohel.
Here all week, veal, tips, etc.