- This post originally appeared on Regretsy in July, 2010
Although you might want to measure them again after the rabbi leaves.
This uncircumcised penis scarf is the perfect accessory for my labia earrings. SOLD
Perfect. Nothing else needs to be said.
Well I see that didn’t stop you.
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You see incorrectly. I paid a simple complrment. A made no attempt at snark.
You have the perfect avatar for that comment.
Is this supposed to be the equivalent to tattooing for Adam and Eve? At least it would match the figleaves.
Are they made out of ace bandages? Tube socks? WTF? And the scarf part is like the leg from used pantyhose. I guess this is upcycling at its…best?
Step 1, cut 5 holes in the necklace…
When the scarf wearer get excited do the “flowers” grow?
Needs to be worn with seller’s Nipple Dress:
Wow, that whole store is . . . interesting.
If I ever get invited to a hobo wedding, I know what I’m wearing!
The only person I know of that can get away with rocking a potato sack is Renee O’Connor.
The thing is, “potato sack couture” is bad enough by itself. To actually write POTATO SACK COUTURE on the thing takes it to a whole ‘nuther level of douchebaggery.
Be sure to use your hillbilly bajingo wash before you go.
I so want that. If I had $50 to give up, IT WOULD BE MINE!!!!!
All this talk of tube socks and peni–makes me think you could make a mom-to-be a really phallic yet useful baby shower gift. I mean, how many washcloth bunnies does someone really need? Show you care with the baby socks penis scarf! If I was feeling more clever I’d come up with a name but I realize I’ve been up for 4 hours and have yet to have caffeine, how am I even still awake?!
Why would you want to wear sock shaped clitorises around your neck?
Someone got a little cocky (lol) and raised the price.
I was thinking the same thing – okay, not that they got cocky, but that they raised the price! I guess being on Regretsy makes it more valuable
Inflation, so to speak.
That’s funny. Just about the same time this post went up, a friend posted a link to this story:
When The Rabbi Finds Your Rabbit Vibrator
Etsy, we kow you are listening. Just think of the money to be made designing fake clothespin-shaped drawer locks for personal items!
People would automatically squeeze the clothespin, nothing would unlock, they would think “Too weird, back off,” and the Day Would Be Saved!
oops, made a mistake!
Should have been “Etsy, we kowtow in your general direction, hoping deeply that you are listening…”
I’m getting fahklempt.
Verklempt. I’ma Goy and even I know *that*!
Either one, I think. Depends on the transliteration, and your Aunt Rose’s accent.
If they hadn’t raised the price, I’d buy it for Rosh Hashanah. Imagine the admiring comments (“Dear, where did you find that darling shlong/putz/schmeckle/petzeleh scarf? I’d love to get one for your cousin’s bris).
From Hardcore TV. Bob Ross: The Joy of Circumcision
Please let these be squirting flowers. Please let these be squirting flowers. Please let these be squirting flowers.
Dang. Took me an extra reading. Thumbs up!
I wonder how long that thing would be if she had, like, 10 ex-husbands instead of 5.
If these roses need to be bigger and thicker then maybe I would buy them.
Y’know, I did a “bouquet” of baby sock roses for a friend’s shower once. I’d have shot myself if they’d looked like this. And for the record, roses are an annoying bitch to make. Floral tape does not help.
no matter how hard I look, all I see is some anal prolapses on a string.
also everyone repeating “pink sock” in this thread isn’t helping me see anything else.
Anal prolapses surrounded by fake leaves. Makes it festive…or something. Would definitely make you the talk of your next proctology convention.
Anal Prolapses on a String
Best. Band. Name. Ever.
There’s really nothing wrong with this item. The real problem is you FJLs making such a mountain out of a mohel.
Here all week, veal, tips, etc.
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