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Tower of Power

This post first appeared on Regretsy in July of 2011

She rules Vacantlot in the shadows of the high voltage towers. She puts sticks on her head and draws on her face, and people try not to stare as they walk past to get a Slurpee at the 7-11.

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Turtle Head

This post first appeared on Regretsy in July of 2011

That’s a beautiful shot isn’t it? There’s nothing more appetizing than food in the dirt. It’s like something out of the North American Scat Guide. All it needs is a ruler and a couple of flies.

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PEOPLE ARE AWESOME

This post first appeared on Regretsy in July of 2011

One of the great things about Etsy is that it affords any vulture with marginal talent the ability to make a few bucks on the back of tragedy.

So today, as the nation is reeling from one of the most shocking verdicts in recent memory, let us exploit a dead baby with some neat stickers and bad felt marker drawings.

Bonus points for NO portion of the proceeds benefiting the victim or any child abuse charity!

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Pit Boss

This post first appeared on Regretsy in June of 2011

Whenever I see images like this, I think…good for you.

Good for you for rejecting all socially-imposed forms of beauty standards. Good for you for not buying into culturally-induced body shame and self-loathing. Good for you for throwing off the shackles of the patriarchy, and striking a blow for feminism.

No, I’m fucking with you. Get a razor, hippie.