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May 30, 2012 at 9:48 am
Everyone knows Lyra is only into Bon Bon.
May 30, 2012 at 9:58 am
Eww, it’s a love triangle then, the romance deepens!
May 30, 2012 at 10:43 am
i am so glad that this was the first post on this
May 30, 2012 at 11:27 am
“Don’t finish inside her” because fleece is hard to clean. {shudder no not that kind}
May 30, 2012 at 12:35 pm
I seriously need a shower after reading that. I guess we should be thankful this ‘crafter’ is creating things to keep the weirdos indoors and out of sight. Jesus Tapdancing Christ.
May 30, 2012 at 9:50 am
Why am I hyperventilating?!
May 30, 2012 at 9:55 am
Anxious for the UPS truck?
May 30, 2012 at 10:22 am
Your reply made my day.
May 30, 2012 at 9:50 am
That’s it. We’re fucked as a species.
May 30, 2012 at 9:51 am
oh, we’re not the ones who are fucked.
May 30, 2012 at 9:56 am
I bet she can make a unicorn one in case you want to be the one getting fucked.
May 30, 2012 at 10:41 am
Or “Pedro: the Mexican Donkey.” Collect them all!
May 30, 2012 at 12:51 pm
Dominic the Christmas Donkey!!! (damn you, now that song is in my head…HEEHAW HEEHAW)
May 30, 2012 at 1:14 pm
Damn YOU, because now it’s in MY head. One of the few songs I go out of my way to avoid (as in, lunge for the radio dial when it comes on).
May 30, 2012 at 7:48 pm
WORST CHRISTMAS SONG EVER. Seriously. I’d rather hear Twelve Days of Christmas sung by 4 year olds 100 times in a ROW first….
May 30, 2012 at 3:23 pm
Ah yeah: Dominic the Donkey. He’s great at parties!
May 30, 2012 at 4:26 pm
Not Dominic the Christmas Donkey.
Know my hell: http://wgna.com/dominic-the-christmas-donkey-greatest-christmas-novelty-songs-video/
May 30, 2012 at 11:57 pm
To compound the wickedness, the person who made the video used Papyrus.
I hate all of humanity so much right now.
May 30, 2012 at 8:54 pm
This is presumably one of those times when ignorance is bliss.
May 31, 2012 at 8:08 pm
It can’t be worse than Christmas Shoes.
June 1, 2012 at 1:23 pm
Folks, the contest is over.
WE HAVE A WINNER FOR WORST CHRISTMAS SONG!
As much as I hate that donkey, as annoying as it is, “Christmas Shoes” makes me want to tear the stereo out of the wall unit, throw it across the room, through the window, and hope that it takes out a few hipsters on its plummet Earthward. Nothing has ever come close to the cloying insipidness of that assault on the senses and intelligence of the listener.
Just thinking about it is giving me a sugar rush, the kind you get with really cheap candy.
May 30, 2012 at 7:50 pm
With GLITTER??!!
May 31, 2012 at 10:53 pm
Lyra (the pictured pony) is a unicorn already.
May 30, 2012 at 6:34 pm
Well played.
May 30, 2012 at 10:03 am
If this is keeping the target audience from reproducing, I think we’re going to be fine.
May 30, 2012 at 10:08 am
Well your voice of reason has reassured me a tiny bit.
Thanks.
May 30, 2012 at 10:13 am
I don’t think the target audience needs help to keep from reproducing…
May 30, 2012 at 4:35 pm
No, we are only fucked as fleecies.
May 30, 2012 at 9:50 am
Holy moly….
May 30, 2012 at 10:02 am
Wrong mammal.
May 30, 2012 at 10:13 am
Ha ha!
May 31, 2012 at 8:09 pm
Holey Horsey.
May 30, 2012 at 9:50 am
that’s not magical or friendship…
May 30, 2012 at 11:01 am
Friends with benefits?
May 30, 2012 at 9:50 am
Wow. For all those Brony boners out there that remain unsatisfied. I didn’t know Lyra was so…popular.
May 30, 2012 at 9:52 am
Apparently she gives a lot of guys a broner.
May 30, 2012 at 9:53 am
ZING OF THE DAAAAAAAY.
May 30, 2012 at 6:37 pm
Bazinga.
May 30, 2012 at 9:42 pm
“Broner”? What a groaner.
May 30, 2012 at 9:51 am
♪My Little Porny♫
May 30, 2012 at 9:51 am
Oh dear,
I sincerely thought this was just a regrettable idea on an innocent toy (for putting pyjamas away or something) until I read the description…
But apparently it’s made to go into your pyjamas…
May 30, 2012 at 11:32 am
I know. I was waiting for the oblivious “plus it’s a puppet!” (Or is that code for the furries?) But then, it’s purpose is out there for all to see. No confused grandmas will be buying this puppet for the kiddies. And HK gets a shot at the comedic low-hanging fruit. Everyone wins!
May 30, 2012 at 10:17 pm
Errmm…I think you mean plushie or plushophile. Furries are the ones that like to dress up like football mascots to make the touchdown. Why the fuck is this knowledge in my brain?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plushie
Straight from the horses…
May 30, 2012 at 9:52 am
“This is also the very first MLP plushie to feature a special hole in her butt that you can stick your penis in!”
Well at least they didn’t mince words…
May 30, 2012 at 10:00 am
The truly sad thing is, I doubt this one’s actually the first to have such a hole.
May 30, 2012 at 11:16 am
NOT EVEN CLOSE.
It is the infamous SPH. strategically placed hole. they’re just honest about it.
May 30, 2012 at 10:04 am
Yeah, I was thinking ‘Well, at least they’re being forthright about it. . . .’
Still; creepy.
May 30, 2012 at 10:20 am
I got all the way to that line thinking this was just an unfortunate coincidence… perhaps it’s a puppet for children’s entertainment, perhaps it’s one of those pajama-pillow toys… but then that sentence comes at you like a punch in the face. There’s no unfortunate coincidence — “It’s for putting your penis in! Because that’s a perfectly reasonable excuse for owning said plushie!”
May 31, 2012 at 12:57 pm
Yes exactly! I did the same thing! My daughter just got one of those “Stuffies” for her birthday that have all the pockets, and I was naively innocent about the hole placement. But then WHAM, oh it’s for your penis!
May 30, 2012 at 10:49 am
The worst part is, I was hearing all of this in a high pitched, sweet woman’s voice, and she totally sounded like a valley girl when she said it. “Like, ohmigod, there’s this, like, hole, and you can stick your, you know, penis in it!”
May 30, 2012 at 12:53 pm
We need an informercial….
May 30, 2012 at 2:08 pm
Regretsy Theatre!
May 30, 2012 at 2:26 pm
I’d actually watch that commercial.
May 30, 2012 at 3:53 pm
I was actually thinking of Sue Johanson.
May 30, 2012 at 11:00 pm
I was reading it in the voice of the woman in the Franks RedHot sauce ad. I put that shit on everything.
Well lookie that – time for my next dose of meds already?!!
May 30, 2012 at 9:52 am
What’s up with the cotton grannie panties? A sexy little pony like that should come with a thong.
May 30, 2012 at 10:13 am
No matter what her accessories, I don’t she’ll be coming with anything.
May 30, 2012 at 9:52 am
May 30, 2012 at 9:53 am
Oh myyyy…
May 30, 2012 at 9:53 am
Copyright infringement? invasion? insertion?
May 30, 2012 at 9:54 am
Something got violated, I’m sure of it!
May 30, 2012 at 9:55 am
Copyright penetration.
May 30, 2012 at 11:00 am
Talk about butthurt!
May 30, 2012 at 9:58 am
May 30, 2012 at 10:25 am
Pretty sure Lyra was a fan created thing. She’s only a background pony and her name has never been said and her first speaking role (although, it was very small) was in the last episode of season 2.
May 30, 2012 at 11:19 am
“It’s always the background ponies.” Cant wait for that “True Hollywood Story”.
May 30, 2012 at 12:54 pm
I am slightly frightened by the fact that you know this much about the show….
May 30, 2012 at 5:24 pm
I love the show! I currently have 28 My Little Pony toys…
May 30, 2012 at 7:51 pm
Could it POSSIBLY be as good as the one I watched as a kid??? I am forever doubtful….
May 30, 2012 at 10:36 pm
Better because it doesn’t have that stupid annoying girl Megan or baby ponies distracting from pony awesomeness! Plus the ponies aren’t drawn like down syndrome turtles.
I do miss the sea ponies, and the merchandise for the new ponies is awful compared to the earlier version. No scented ponies?! Oh wait, they do have them!!! No purple lilac fluttershy pony though..
http://www.strawberryreef.com/Index/Characteristic/scented.html
May 31, 2012 at 7:37 am
But do they have a castle, and the Show Pony Place??? With a bed for the horse to lay down in (despite laying down being really, REALLY bad for horses to do for long).
May 31, 2012 at 7:38 am
Also – I kinda like the Downs ponies…
May 30, 2012 at 9:24 pm
How many of them are anatomically correct?
May 30, 2012 at 1:05 pm
Yay! I didn’t know how many of us FJLs were also bronies.
Poor Lyra…. Although if I could find a reasonable priced DJ Pon3 plushie ( withOUT a vagina) Christmas would be set!
May 30, 2012 at 1:15 pm
Who said that was a vagina?
May 30, 2012 at 2:09 pm
exactly
May 31, 2012 at 5:52 pm
Actually.. I can make you an 18″ one for $25 and 2.5 ft. one for 50..
Email me at 12lawliet12@gmail.com if you’re interested >_>
May 30, 2012 at 2:32 pm
There are still the “My Little Pony” and “Friendship is Magic” trademark violations.
May 31, 2012 at 9:11 am
To my knowledge, Hasbro has been pretty laid back about fan-created stuff; I’m sure in part because the fanbase for the new series is of astronomical proportions, and Hasbro is laughing all the way to the bank. A plush pony with an SPH is but a tiny droplet in a tsunami of MLP-related art and crafting. And believe me, this is very, very tame. You do not want to see the pony horrors that the internet hath wrought.
May 30, 2012 at 11:21 pm
I think her official name was Heartstrings when they released the official toys, but the bronies freaked the fuck out and demanded a name change because her “real” name was Lyra. All of the packages now read “Lyra Heartstrings”.
Some of my friends are bronies now and I have to hear these things.
May 30, 2012 at 2:30 pm
Trademark. Has anyone written to Hasbro yet?
I’d love to see a copy of the Crease and Disgust letter.
May 30, 2012 at 9:54 am
I love how the seller is so excited. “She has a special hole in her butt you can stick your penis into!”
This strikes me as sort of awesome, even if she is making masturbatory aids for furries. :/
May 30, 2012 at 10:06 am
I like to think of it as “cutting furries out of the reproductive pool.” In which case, she’s doing all humanity a favor and SOMEONE GET HER A MEDAL
May 30, 2012 at 1:43 pm
Are you sure furries were acutally in that pool to begin with?
May 30, 2012 at 8:55 pm
Well, unless they’ve been gelded.
May 30, 2012 at 10:21 am
I find no indication the seller is a “she.” Given the amount of attention put into this pony (see what I did there?) I would say the maker is also a *fan.*
May 30, 2012 at 9:54 am
Now I know who created that pony/pornstar test.
May 30, 2012 at 9:54 am
Somehow, the worst part is how enthusiastic and open they are about WHY there’s a pocket back there. I mean I thought at least most…people…posting this stuff at the internet have the decency not to explain and just go “winkwinknudgenudge”.
I haven’t been drinking enough to see this.
May 30, 2012 at 10:15 am
I was waiting for some copy about it being a hand puppet. When I read about the special hole, I thought April had Photoshopped it in. No, her work was already done for her.
May 30, 2012 at 9:54 am
There are probably dozens of websites devoted to this specific kink. Plushies, or something.
May 30, 2012 at 10:05 am
I had to explain the difference between furries and plushies to a friend one night. He developed a distinct distrust of anyone with a stuffed animal collection after that.
May 30, 2012 at 11:37 am
Isn’t plushie just another word for stuffed toy?
May 30, 2012 at 11:44 am
In this context, you might want to be careful about using the adjective “stuffed.”
May 30, 2012 at 11:48 am
I couldn’t think of another synonym that did not include “stuff”.
May 30, 2012 at 11:59 am
In the UK they call them soft toys, but that’s not a common term here.
May 30, 2012 at 12:55 pm
Oh yeah, gotta like them soft….and fresh…
May 30, 2012 at 12:55 pm
In my head, it still is. *plugs ears with fingers* LA LA LA LA INTERNET I CANT HEAR YOU
May 30, 2012 at 3:55 pm
A friend had a son who lived his life as a cat and a daughter who worked as a character at Disneyland.
She was so happy when the daughter was promoted to one of the princesses and didn’t have to wear a costume. She was tired of explaining that the son was a furry and the daughter was a fuzzy.
May 30, 2012 at 7:39 pm
How do you live your life as a cat? I thought furries just got dolled up to have sex with each other?
June 1, 2012 at 11:52 am
some have whole ‘fursonas.’
May 30, 2012 at 10:08 am
Yeah, plushie fetish is nothing new (thanks, internet, for educating me on things I never wanted to know!) And a lot of bronies think it is entertaining to ironically sexualize MLP because it’s such an innocent kids show.
May 31, 2012 at 7:02 pm
I found out through second-hand information that my ex-stepdad collected PVC inflatables (and was on email groups with others who did the same) only partially because he just enjoyed balloons. Turns out that on inflatable animals, it’s easy to keep the tail inverted when you blow them up, thus creating a sleeve, and the PVC cleans easily afterwards.
I have no remorse whatsoever to realize I never would’ve thought of that in a million years. And I’m someone who bought a glass banana for purposes other than filling a fake fruit bowl.
June 1, 2012 at 11:53 am
glass does not belong inside of people. O_O
June 4, 2012 at 5:57 pm
Actually, solid glass is used for adult toys because it is incredibly easy to keep clean and hygienic, it doesn’t deteriorate and doesn’t absorb anything. They don’t break nearly as easily as you might think either.
May 30, 2012 at 9:54 am
£200.5 British pounds sterling = $311.9179 US dollars
;_____;
May 30, 2012 at 10:16 am
Priceless, when you think about it.
May 30, 2012 at 10:46 am
This explains the almost giddy enthusiasm of the seller. Those wannabe pony fuckers are willing to pony up a lot cash for a little love pony.
June 1, 2012 at 1:35 pm
It’s up to $540 US right now.
June 1, 2012 at 5:30 pm
I have to start making fuckable stuffed animals if that is what they go for. Someday, I hope to be the Mark Zuckerberg of plushies.
May 30, 2012 at 9:55 am
God, I saw this on Tumblr a while back and it’s not anmakes my less terrifying. This kinda stuff makes me sickened by bronies. And it makes me sad I’m even a fan of the cartoon.
May 30, 2012 at 10:05 am
Makes it any less*
man, screw these androids and their weird calibrations sometimes.
May 30, 2012 at 11:38 am
Hey, don’t blame the whole fan base just because there are some sickos out there. Every group is gonna have its fringes.
May 31, 2012 at 7:21 pm
What asecondsolution said. I’ve met some awesome people through MLP who would be/are just as aghast over this as you are.
For example, the gentleman who did the embroidery through mail order. He was not told that the final product would be anything other than a regular plush, which many people have asked his help with before, and just issued a public apology for being involved with something he had no knowledge of nor control over. He is a wonderful and generous person, and a prime example of what’s right with the fandom.
Rare is the MLP fan who crawls out of the psychological sewer; they just tend to be the loudest and more visible in the crowd. Most are just content to enjoy a cartoon full of horse puns.
May 30, 2012 at 9:55 am
At first I was like “Hah, that’s accidentally suggestive! Oh well, puppets usually are suggestive like that if you build the rest of the body.”
Then I read further and my brain gibbered in terror.
May 30, 2012 at 11:51 am
This is exactly the same thing that happened to me, only instead of gibbering in terror, I ran around flailing my arms screaming “DAFUCK DID I JUST READ!?!? DAFUCK DID I JUST REEEEEEAAAAD!?!?!?!?!” D: *snot and tears*
May 30, 2012 at 9:55 am
Recommended not to finish inside her… implies that one could actually reach climax while diddling a stuffed pony. I have to imagine this person could get off while wearing sweatpants and no undies on a crowded subway.
May 30, 2012 at 10:13 am
ESPECIALLY diddling a stuffed pony with a fleece-lined fundament. Uh… rug burn anyone?
May 30, 2012 at 10:23 am
That was my first thought. That just can’t be comfortable.
May 30, 2012 at 10:48 am
Stick a fleshlight in there? Seems like that would be a better idea, but then I don’t have a penis OR a thing for animated animals, so….
May 30, 2012 at 11:03 am
Just saw your comment, glad we’re on the same level when penis-less-ly imagining brony-plush relations!
May 30, 2012 at 1:55 pm
May 30, 2012 at 2:51 pm
Which was actually a photoshopped joke until one particular company actually made them for real. NSFW or brain.
May 30, 2012 at 3:34 pm
That link is terrifying. I keep trying to convince myself that Bad Dragon doesn’t exist, but it isn’t working.
May 30, 2012 at 5:22 pm
“What’s more, if you pick up 6 of our promotional colors in one order, we’ll give you 20% off! That means a discount of $150!”
Who’s buying SIX of these?? As if they’re day-of-the-week panties or something (you’d take the sabbath off. Right?) Unless… they’re buying them as gifts?
May 30, 2012 at 5:37 pm
OF COURSE BAD DRAGON WOULD. Of course. I can’t even get upset about it, because I just expect this sort of thing from them…
May 31, 2012 at 7:31 pm
Okay, finally something in this topic I feel bad about: not that these things exist, but that my first thought was “that is not ‘Rare White’. That’s ‘Ditzy Gray’. Arguably a better seller, but honestly, how hard would a pure white have been to make?”
And that’s when I started feeling bad.
May 31, 2012 at 7:33 pm
I have no idea why, if this plush was made from the get-go with the intent of being a love doll, a waterproof material was not used for the sleeve in the first place. You know what it’ll be for, so WHY WOULD YOU NOT DO THAT?!
May 30, 2012 at 12:31 pm
I think it should say: “Plz use a condom to eliminate rug-burn and need to wash pony in an inconvenient place…”
May 30, 2012 at 11:01 am
Stick a fleshlight in there and a hardcore brony doesn’t stand a chance.
May 30, 2012 at 11:48 am
A cozy for my fleshlight? Delightful, I hate a cold fleshlight!
May 30, 2012 at 9:55 am
That’s it. I quit. I don’t want to live on this planet any longer.
I wish I could send my My Lil’ Captain America, Bucky, and Aquapony mods to take vengeance on the person who made this.
May 30, 2012 at 9:55 am
Bronies get darker by the day. Or maybe dudes were always fucking kid’s toys, but now thanks to the internet it’s out in the open?
http://ejaculationismagic.tumblr.com/
Either way: *shudder*
May 30, 2012 at 10:04 am
Dudes were always fucking kid’s toys. I had one “friend” delightedly inform me how he “modified” his Pikachu plushie for similar purposes. D:
May 30, 2012 at 4:30 pm
You mean the one on a keychain?
May 30, 2012 at 10:11 am
Oh god. Why did I click the link? I should know better by now that you always read the URL first…
May 30, 2012 at 10:13 am
Chalk it up to ‘horrified fascination?’
May 30, 2012 at 10:26 am
Life ProTip: Don’t click on any link that had “ejaculation” in the address.
May 30, 2012 at 8:00 pm
Maybe should have put “NSFW” or “Extremely Horrifying.” You can blame @drewtoothpaste for bringing that to my attention. I thought it was fake, and read too much. Too much!!!!!
May 30, 2012 at 10:50 am
dudes have been fucking anything they can rub up against or get into. Didn’t you read page 27 of “Portnoy’s Complaint”?
May 30, 2012 at 10:57 am
I read that as “Porntoy”.
>_____>
May 30, 2012 at 11:24 am
Perfect! That porntoy definitely has a complaint.
May 30, 2012 at 11:37 am
Sixty shades of Pony the new best seller
May 30, 2012 at 1:58 pm
My Little Porntoy.
May 30, 2012 at 1:48 pm
Well… Now, that was something I didn’t need to know existed.
May 30, 2012 at 3:36 pm
I am not surprised anymore.
I am not sure if that’s a good thing.
June 1, 2012 at 12:05 pm
http://youtu.be/oKI-tD0L18A
safe for everyone. My reaction.
June 1, 2012 at 12:07 pm
http://youtu.be/feCXr86HzMk
also this. still safe.
May 30, 2012 at 9:56 am
This is also the very first MLP plushie to feature a special hole in her butt that you can stick you penis in!
This sentence is so nonchalant, like he thinks this is normal… D:
May 30, 2012 at 10:02 am
I know, its the most haunting thing.
May 30, 2012 at 6:37 pm
Yeah, that’s what really stood out for me…
May 30, 2012 at 10:01 pm
And the fact that there were 70+ bids on it…
ewwww.
May 30, 2012 at 10:51 am
IS it the first MLP plushie so equipped? Like NOBODY has thought of this before?
Color me skeptical.
May 31, 2012 at 7:38 pm
I doubt it, too, but I’m sure the predecessors didn’t have the audacity to put their ‘creation’ up for sale. Or, you know, ever admit to another person that they’d done it.
May 30, 2012 at 9:56 am
Helen,
You might consider grouping this with the Horse’s Blowhole into a whole sub-category of “Horse’s Holes: Blow, Glory, etc.”
May 30, 2012 at 10:10 am
Curse my slow composition skills! 8 minutes is an eternity on Regretsy. (see below)
Also: “neigh-neigh hole”
May 30, 2012 at 10:52 am
May I hire you to index my next book please?
May 30, 2012 at 9:57 am
It took me a moment to understand what I was looking at and reading!
So, mounting a Plushie my little pony and sticking your manhood in it’s strategically placed penis hole is all the rage? I don’t have a penis…would this be a magical experience for those w/ My Little Pony fetishes?
No returns! LOL
May 30, 2012 at 11:57 am
Can you truly call it a “manhood” if you’re sticking there?
May 30, 2012 at 9:57 am
rule 34 is it?
May 30, 2012 at 10:00 am
This is Rule 34′s mascot.
May 30, 2012 at 10:04 am
I thought it was pedo-bear’s mascot, the more you know!
May 30, 2012 at 9:53 pm
Actually, it turns out this is Rule 51.
http://rulesoftheinternet.com/
Rule 34 would be if someone made a video of this item in use OH GOD GET THE BRAIN BLEACH
May 30, 2012 at 9:58 am
It bothers me more that there have been 74 bids on this already, how many of those 74 are only wanting it for a ‘joke’???
£200 is like $300, so who are we to laugh, I’m getting the old sewing machine out tonigt!
May 30, 2012 at 10:02 am
I knew a girl that worked at a porn shop, and she said about 110% of the inflatable sheep they sold were for “joke at a batchelor/ette party”. I understand they sold HUNDREDS of them, I have still never seen a “joke inflatable sheep” at any kind of party, and have only heard of maybe one second hand.
Just sayin’
May 30, 2012 at 10:15 am
You just can’t imagine the impact of a flock of 30 or so sheep on the unsuspecting bachelor/ette, who has been coerced into wearing a border collie costume.
May 30, 2012 at 10:28 am
Those sheep are there just for the harness, whip, and floggers that the bride receives, when her mother asks about the unusual bridal shower gifts.
Meanwhile, her grandmother sits, smiling slyly, knowing she finally has found the grandchild to whom she can bequeath her special, locked storage chest full of wonder.
May 30, 2012 at 10:54 am
I can only hope for such a grandchild. Otherwise there will be some shock and awe ( or would that be shock and AUGH!) when my descendants are cleaning out my various storage areas…
May 30, 2012 at 12:25 pm
Sounds like my g-ma with her boxes of PlayGirl magazine & ivory & redwood dildos from Hong Kong.
May 31, 2012 at 7:48 pm
I think filling 30 inflatable sheep with helium and tying them with string into bundles like normal balloons would be hilarious for a party, if only to watch people squirm and try all night to avoid looking directly at them.
May 30, 2012 at 10:21 am
I’ve seen them before…my sister was a butcher and a girl she worked with left and they gave her one as a going away present. You can also get 3 boobed aliens (I bought one for my sister) and ones that are intentionally fat/repulsive.
May 30, 2012 at 10:35 am
“Young man! There’s a man behind your house doing something unspeakable to a sheep! Call the police!”
“Oh, that’s just Da-a-a-a-d”
May 30, 2012 at 10:47 am
I have seen one. I used to go to a smallish software development conference that had a disproportionately large number of Australians. Spend 2 hours on a bus with them and you’ll hear every “New Zealander and sheep” joke known to man.
So “sheep jokes” became a running theme at the conference, and at the farewell party the conference organizer was given an inflatable sheep. His first reaction was to say he was going to give it to his kids; someone then took him aside and pointed out the “features” list.
May 30, 2012 at 10:16 pm
I’m Australian and yes, we like our NZ sheep jokes. The NZers just like their sheep, no joke.
A few years ago my husband, my ex and I (long story) went to Sexpo, a conference dedicated to All Things Erotic. There were thousands of people there, all entranced by the decor which featured hundreds of inflatable sheep filled with helium and floating near the ceiling. Some clever clogs had made a sign saying Kiwis Only with an arrow pointing upwards. Well, I thought it was funny.
I didn’t spot any ponies there, but it’s only now that I realise that my daughters’ My Little Ponies are not all that they seem to be.
May 30, 2012 at 11:48 am
Saw one as well. It was a guy’s 50th birthday party. He was a regular at the neighborhood bar where the party was held. Someone tried to start the sheep going in the way of a beach ball at a concert, but it was a very small bar and that shit gets old really quickly.
May 30, 2012 at 2:29 pm
I once bought one with the intent of dropping it off at an ex-boyfriend’s workplace with a box of condoms and large jar of mint jelly…
May 30, 2012 at 2:54 pm
I’ve seen one. I flagged a man for a more detailed search at a border crossing. The two female officers searching his car found a bag in the trunk containing a smashed jar of Vaseline and an inflatable sheep. The poor man was trying to explain that his friends must have put it in his car as a joke when the officers stopped him and told him they didn’t care. They sent the man and his sheep on his way.
May 30, 2012 at 8:00 pm
“second hand” and “inflatable sheep” should never be used in the same sentence D:
May 31, 2012 at 7:54 pm
There’s a classified ad from a newspaper calling for the return of a stolen inflatable sheep in NatLamp’s the Big Book of True Facts. The guy placing the ad even listed its name, like it was a real pet. Except, of course, that the ‘pet’ had a woman’s name.
May 30, 2012 at 9:59 am
That’s nice and all, but as for me, I’m holding out for a three-holed spit-roastable Strawberry Shortcake.
May 30, 2012 at 1:58 pm
Make sure it has easy clean reservoirs.
May 30, 2012 at 9:59 am
It’s always the musicians, isn’t it?
May 30, 2012 at 10:00 am
Isn’t this a trademark infringement???
May 30, 2012 at 10:19 am
Lyra is only a background character…I don’t even think she would be trade marked or have any official merch of her… I know they don’t in Australia.
May 30, 2012 at 10:55 am
Actually, they are releasing a Lyra toy at some point…
But because Hasbro doesn’t make nice plushes, people who do make them kind of get away with it because there is no similar commercially available product.
May 30, 2012 at 10:58 am
Lyra is actually currently a blind bag toy, as Lyra Heartstrings.
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/File:Lyra_Heartstrings_Surprise_Bag_toy.jpg
May 30, 2012 at 11:15 am
“My Little Pony” is trademarked. You cannot legally use that term to sell products, unless you’re reselling official merchandise purchased legally.
It wouldn’t even matter if you made up your own brand new MLP character – if you call it MLP, you are infringing on that trademark.
May 30, 2012 at 1:54 pm
Think Streisand Effect. If you were Hasbro would you want to call attention to pony fuckers?
May 30, 2012 at 1:34 pm
It’s still infringement, but I think that small sellers are often ignored or overlooked (maybe because of the legal fees? IDK).
I guess what I’m saying is that unless you’re making like thousands upon thousands you can /probably/ get away with it.
May 30, 2012 at 11:35 am
Who exactly is going to report them?
And if someone did, do they really want to take this to court?
May 31, 2012 at 8:14 pm
The thinking with fan-made plushes (at least, the non-fuckable ones I’ve seen so far,) is that they are individual works of sculpture, and what you’re buying is not so much the licensed character but the cost of the materials used and the time and work of the artist. Because they’re not mass-produced, they aren’t directly competing with Hasbro merchandise (also because Hasbro has only made two “pillow ponies” that aren’t really plushes, thus far, and there aren’t products officially available to fill a consumer demand, or we’d be buying those to support the show.)
That said, however, Hasbro did recently issue a Cease and Desist to a fan plush maker. I still don’t know why she was singled out, though, when there are dozens doing it. (I like the theory that she was doing such a good job for reasonable costs that Hasbro thought she was setting expectations too high.)
May 31, 2012 at 11:11 pm
From what I know, the issue was that she was listing prices for the plushes and the prices for custom ones right on the DA page (rather than having to inquire)- that crosses some legal line between ‘artistic expression’ and ‘off-brand toy.’
May 30, 2012 at 10:00 am
I like how excited the seller is about how one can stick their penis in it. It’s like ho boy! Lookit that hole! That hole is amazing! And you can stick your penis in it! Will wonders never cease!?
*dies a little inside*
May 30, 2012 at 10:02 am
Does it taste like lemonade though?
May 30, 2012 at 9:02 pm
I won’t be impressed unless you can change the size of the smell.
May 30, 2012 at 9:56 pm
So does it turn YOU into a plane, then?
May 30, 2012 at 10:01 am
Wow. Woooooow. I was reading the description, figuring it was, you know, supposed to be a handpuppet with a tragically awkward hole, or maybe it would be marketted as a “handpuppet” with a winkwinknudgenudge know what I mean.
But NOPE. Just comes right out and says it up front. Youre supposed to put your penis in there.
I guess I should respect the truth in advertising?
May 30, 2012 at 10:56 am
so it’s a penis puppet, then.
May 30, 2012 at 12:44 pm
I must find ways to use this phrase with unlikely-to-be-appropriate frequency.
May 30, 2012 at 10:01 am
Friendship isn’t the only thing that is magic! *cue porn music*
May 30, 2012 at 10:28 am
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May 30, 2012 at 7:55 pm
Is there a pony that has a cheesy mustache….and who delivers pizza?
May 31, 2012 at 8:18 pm
Oh god. There have already been Big Lebowski cameo ponies – if a pornstache pizza delivery pony shows up, I’ll laugh ’til it hurts.
May 30, 2012 at 10:03 am
April could have recycled “The Horse’s Blowhole” from the last post.
May 30, 2012 at 10:07 am
I think that hole is in the front.
May 30, 2012 at 10:29 am
A hole in front AND in back? It’s a party!
May 30, 2012 at 10:37 am
The front one is multipurpose!
May 30, 2012 at 10:04 am
I’m not a penis owner, but fleece doesn’t seem like something sexy to put it in. Maybe if his dick was cold or something, but not for jackin it. (The tail looks like it would get in the way, too. Now I’m kind of upset that I was thinking about it that hard.)
May 30, 2012 at 10:09 am
Now featuring the Penis coozey-not just for beers anymore!
May 30, 2012 at 8:01 pm
I can’t wait for winter! Maybe it could be sold as a “plove?” (a penis glove).
June 1, 2012 at 1:50 pm
So far, “plove” doesn’t show up in a search on Etsy. There’s still time…
May 30, 2012 at 10:31 am
Not having a penis myself, I hadn’t thought about the tail getting in the way. Perhaps the guy flips the pony so the tail strokes his testicles?
*shrugs*
May 30, 2012 at 10:46 am
You guys are sick! There’s nothing sexual about this at all. It’s just a prop for the next Puppetry of the Penis show right? RIGHT?!
May 30, 2012 at 2:01 pm
OH, yeah, it’s a dickwarmer, too. Additional feature!
May 31, 2012 at 8:20 pm
I’ve seen other plush makers use a sturdier, furrier fabric called Minky which might’ve been a better choice than fleece and OH MY GOD WHAT AM I SAYING.
May 30, 2012 at 10:08 am
After looking at this listing, I’ve got permanent worry eyebrows and this voice inside me’s saying, “Momeeeeeeeeeeee”!
It was made worse after the urban dictionary lookup.
May 30, 2012 at 10:09 am
Okay, show me where on the doll the man violated you…oh wait…
May 30, 2012 at 10:09 am
Oh man. I am so making one of these, but with a latex/silicone hole. With textures! I’ll make so much money!!!
May 30, 2012 at 10:57 am
don’t forget the vibrator!
May 30, 2012 at 10:10 am
But it’s drop dead fucking hilarious.
Very very very Chris Morris, and all the better for it.
May 30, 2012 at 10:12 am
What the fucking fuck.
May 30, 2012 at 10:14 am
My dog’s name is Lyrra. Leave her alone.
May 30, 2012 at 10:38 am
Considering your user name…
May 30, 2012 at 10:16 am
My reaction at seeing this post…
May 30, 2012 at 10:38 am
Lemon Bombs?!?!??
May 30, 2012 at 11:37 am
Yeah, pretty much this.
May 30, 2012 at 11:44 am
I was like
May 30, 2012 at 10:16 am
First the Ponypede and now this?! Why are perverts shitting all over my childhood…?
May 31, 2012 at 11:40 am
Tumblr is really having too much fun with this…
May 30, 2012 at 10:17 am
Look on the bright side…at least it’s not a CMC! I would probably throw up had that been sweet little Apple Bloom…
May 30, 2012 at 10:27 am
Oh god, oh god, my son is a “broney.” I’ve never understood the concept….until now. Must. go. drink.
May 30, 2012 at 10:38 am
It’s not always weird. Well okay, it’s a little weird, but it’s not always sexually weird.
May 30, 2012 at 10:49 am
My 11-year-old brother informed me he’s a broney a few weeks ago. I Googled and read around and hoped it was all an innocent thing (and learned that not all furries are sexual deviants and that term encompasses a broad scope of things? Weird. Education!). I was sufficiently sated with the whole thing til seeing this.
May 31, 2012 at 8:48 pm
Unless your 11-year-old brother is in the habit of browsing UK auction and/or sex toy sites, I wouldn’t worry.
May 30, 2012 at 12:39 pm
I feel it is my duty to point out that being a Brony does not necessary mean you want to diddle pony toys. It can be entirely innocent! Still a little odd, but innocent!
Now just pray your son is mostly normal.
May 30, 2012 at 12:59 pm
I promise, we are NOT all like this! Your son is probably very normal. Some people are just using us bronies and pegasisters as excuses to come out of the furry closet.
May 30, 2012 at 4:36 pm
Yeah, because everyone knows all furries like to diddle their stuffed animals and dress up in full costumes to go at it. Tru fax.
May 30, 2012 at 10:28 am
Aaaaand my puke tastes like coffee. Thanks for that…
May 30, 2012 at 10:34 am
Been using this one a lot lately.
May 31, 2012 at 12:11 am
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August 22, 2012 at 7:24 pm
Rainbow Dash is in a flying competition being judged by her favorite pegasus team, The Wonderbolts, and has stage fright. The number on her flank is a number tag for the competition. Throughout the episode she switches numbers with other pegasi to delay having to fly, but this only makes her nerves worse. This picture is when she has no other pegasi to trade numbers with, her turn is next, and she’s scared.
I don’t remember how the episode ends exactly, but she doesn’t join The Wonderbolts.
May 30, 2012 at 10:35 am
At last, this guy has someone to play with!
Also, I couldn’t help but be reminded of this Robot Chicken sketch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXqZ7pEyOaI
May 30, 2012 at 2:03 pm
“This is a no-no!”
May 31, 2012 at 12:13 am
THANK YOU!! I’m so glad I was not the only one thinking about that RC bit.
May 30, 2012 at 10:37 am
that’s about as sexy as fucking an oven mitt.
very.
May 30, 2012 at 10:45 am
Who’s hotter, the Arby’s mascot or the Hamburger Helper mascot?
May 30, 2012 at 10:53 am
Or a Romney Mitt?
May 30, 2012 at 10:38 am
I have a cousin who’s a brony. Now I feel the need to stage an intervention for him
May 30, 2012 at 10:41 am
To be fair, I think the majority of the fandom is going “OH DEAR SWEET JESUS WHY STOP THAT /SOBS”
May 31, 2012 at 9:00 pm
If your cousin hasn’t shown himself to be a pervert before now, a show about ponies learning friendship lessons isn’t going to put him over the edge. The person who made a fuckable pony doll was a pervert long before the show ever aired. The same for the 74 (out of hundreds of thousands of fans) people bidding on it. MLP only gave them a new outlet.
May 30, 2012 at 10:39 am
Well, thanks to you bitches, I decided to google ‘plushies’ and was redirected to a treasury of erotic zoophilia novels on amazon.
Excuse me while I vomit.
May 30, 2012 at 10:41 am
I thought this tumblr post was amusing:
May 30, 2012 at 12:17 pm
I love you and hate you for this.
May 30, 2012 at 3:04 pm
Oh god, now I’m remembering that manga and will be doubly unable to sleep.
May 30, 2012 at 10:41 am
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May 30, 2012 at 10:42 am
can. not. unsee.
May 30, 2012 at 11:43 am
That was exactly my response.
Plus I clicked one of the above links without looking at it first, and now I want to put my computer’s browser history in the washing machine.
May 30, 2012 at 10:43 am
Kids these days. Back in my day we used socks and we liked it.
May 30, 2012 at 10:55 am
That’s why so many socks make a break for it while being laundered. Ever notice how really scratch wool socks don’t go missing?
May 30, 2012 at 10:56 am
*scratchy*
May 30, 2012 at 10:43 am
wow, just wow. Friendship is magic…but what is fucking a my little pony doll? Extraordinarily magical, that’s what! I believe there’s a legal term for that, Buggery. Pony Buggery to be exact!
May 30, 2012 at 10:49 am
Yeah, yeah, but the real question is: Can she make me – err, my friend – a Pinkie Pie or a Rarity plush?
May 30, 2012 at 10:50 am
The brony “I’m gonna love and tolerate the shit out of you” mantra is pretty damn hard to follow when you see shit like this.
May 30, 2012 at 10:51 am
The depth of the orifice is a direct statement about its intended audience.
May 30, 2012 at 11:03 am
I think she’s playing to her audience’s dreams in more ways that one.
I wonder how many of her customers would notice if she “short sheeted” the pony.
May 30, 2012 at 11:03 am
Should I be worried that I’ve seen far worse come from my much beloved Brony fandom?
I mean, there is a tumblr of flash-animated MLP porn. And it’s not like shit animation, either; someone really put time and effort into recreating the MLP:FiM characters doing awful awful things to each other.
So this barely registers for me.
Fucking hell, I’ve been on the internet too long.
May 30, 2012 at 11:18 am
I was irreparably damaged the first time I witnessed cartoons featuring The Simpsons involved in unsavory incestuous acts. This was back in the era of the Xeroxed-to-oblivion cartoon of the caterpillar trying to sex up a krinkle-cut french fry posted next to every mom-and-pop store cash register.
In looking that up, I came across this, as well. Yikes!
May 30, 2012 at 11:21 am
Welp, dammit. Stupid websites not wanting me stealing their pictures.
May 30, 2012 at 2:06 pm
I think of the Drew Carrey Show whenever I see this.
May 30, 2012 at 12:01 pm
What the crap is the yellow thing with the teeth??? There will be nightmares aplenty from this. I’d go look at some My Little Pony to erase the horror, but now that’s been ruined. Thank goodness The Letter People remain untouched by Internet perversions.
May 30, 2012 at 10:02 pm
Rule 35. Enjoy the Letter People while you can…
May 30, 2012 at 12:04 pm
JEEZ LOUISE! Could you make it any bigger? I think I have a few inches of skin that hasn’t crawled.
May 30, 2012 at 11:06 am
love the fact that the seller made sure to mention that “you should not ‘finish’ inside her” as fleece can be difficult to clean…I’m sure cleanliness is the first concern of a guy who buys a stuffed pony to fuck!
May 30, 2012 at 11:06 am
There are already 76 bids! With four days left, should be interesting to see how high the price goes…
May 30, 2012 at 11:23 am
At least is is a NEW plush.
from different auction site, Murr paws.
http://www.furbuy.com/auctions/1032266.html
yes, extra soft for your pleasure!
May 30, 2012 at 11:39 am
New is better than reFURbished.
May 30, 2012 at 11:29 am
I hope this doesn’t start a subculture of transforming other cartoon plushies into fucktoys. I really don’t want to see an Oscar the Grouch S+M hand puppet with flogger attachment or Yo Gabba Gabba blow up dolls. Although Moono already looks like a dildo…
May 30, 2012 at 12:40 pm
…”start”?
May 30, 2012 at 3:11 pm
Those are oddly specific fears.
May 30, 2012 at 11:51 am
screw being tolerant at this point. if you are going to fuck a plush my little pony doll, then I am going to judge the shit out of you.
May 30, 2012 at 11:51 am
I think I know the perfect bag to keep my chocolates in!
May 30, 2012 at 12:02 pm
it’s over three hundred bucks now.
i have found a new career.
May 31, 2012 at 4:15 pm
I was thinking the same thing. I learned to make stuffed animals in middle school home ec class–if only I had kept it up, I could have an exciting and lucrative business! One that I could never, ever mention to anyone that I know.
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May 30, 2012 at 12:03 pm
[i have no idea why that posted twice.]
May 30, 2012 at 12:06 pm
New My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Plushie:
“Hugs Like A Pony, Hung Like a Horse.”
May 30, 2012 at 12:11 pm
I might be sticking my foot in my mouth here (or somewhere else, O HO HO) but I’m going to point out this doesn’t seem to be really aimed at furries, because furries tend to be into anthropomorphic animals, not quadrupedal cartoons.
Incidentally, how old are the ponies supposed to be in FiM?! Is this pedo-bestiality we’ve got here?
May 30, 2012 at 12:43 pm
They’re mostly grownups. They’ve got mayors, tailors, and farmers and teeny ponies that are the foals. So Lyra here is of the age of consent.
Thank Crom.
May 30, 2012 at 1:27 pm
IDK if they’ve publicly said anything about the ages of the main characters, but I always thought of them as being around my age (early to mid 20s). I don’t think Rarity is running around as a teenager operating a dress shop.
May 30, 2012 at 3:04 pm
I think Lauren Faust said the main characters are supposed to be in the area of 12 to 20 years old. The CMCs are like elementary-school-age, like the show’s target audience.
I think Lyra is supposed to be an adult pony. She’s a background character, though, so who knows? She had a date for Hearts and Hooves Day though (Bon-Bon, of course!)
May 30, 2012 at 12:13 pm
I’m gonna play devil’s advocate here and say that although it is a hilariously bizarre and horrifying sex toy… it’s still just a sex toy, and I don’t really care how other people masturbate as long as they don’t feel the need to share it with me.
The most disturbing part of this, to me, is the price tag. Someone is that desperate for this. Looks like I’ll need to pick up some sewing patterns. I’ve got bills to pay.
May 30, 2012 at 3:13 pm
I agree. I’m most disturbed by the current, and rising, bid.
May 30, 2012 at 9:42 pm
I saw handmade plush My Little Pony toys going for about $200 at an anime convention last month, and you can find similar prices on Ebay for well made ones. I’m talking about regular, non-sexual-related stuffed animals here.
So I don’t think the fact that this one is a sex toy has actually hiked up the price much.
May 30, 2012 at 12:15 pm
Also, as a plushie-maker myself (I avoid the addition of wang-holes in mine, however, though CLEARLY I’m missing out on a hugely profitable market here), it kind of irritates me that this guy made this plush with someone else’s pattern, and they didn’t credit the patternmaker.
It almost makes them sound like a typical Etsy seller!
May 30, 2012 at 3:20 pm
Where can you get a pony pattern? I want to make one. (No penis hole, though.)
May 30, 2012 at 4:43 pm
http://valleyviolet.deviantart.com/
A friend of mine has made several using a modified version of this person’s pattern, and they’re adorable!
May 30, 2012 at 9:14 pm
ty
May 31, 2012 at 9:34 pm
On the flip side, I follow the tumblr of the gentleman who was credited for the embroidery. He would rather he hadn’t been.
May 30, 2012 at 12:17 pm
My little poony!
May 31, 2012 at 12:36 am
Goddammit, now my husband will not stop singing “My Little Poony”! >.<
May 31, 2012 at 11:07 am
My little poony!
I used to wonder what pleasure could be
Until you stuck your dick inside of me!
I’m so sorry. I deserve the downthumbs.
May 30, 2012 at 12:40 pm
There just aren’t enough capslock OMGWTF letters to express where my brain went when it encountered the phrase “you can stick your penis in.” Now there’s just static left…
May 30, 2012 at 12:44 pm
In the past two years since reading Regretsy, my eyes have been opened to a world of weirdness, weirdness plus and Mega weirdness. When I throw some of these items into a conversation with my friends (other grandmothers) they think i am viewing porn all day long. I have to educate them to the fact that people are all different, I printed wool porn for them and the 80 year old man in his Rubber fishing waders, which they thought was a hoot!
I have to keep using Urban Dictionary to keep up with the lingo, I didn’t know what a brony was. I clicked on the website the penis cosy came from and realised that the person who made this lives in England, right down the road from my son, maybe I could ask if they allow pick ups instead of shipping??
Anyway, I guess this little pony would be good to take to the movies with you, no one would suspect would they, especially when they ask you to pet their pony!
May 30, 2012 at 1:05 pm
Oh, you ARE viewing porn all day. Admit it.
May 30, 2012 at 1:14 pm
Actually PBCGE I am too hooked on the daemon thread to view porn all day. And you know I should be doing other things but the pc keeps calling me ‘turn me on, turn me on!’
Isn’t this what retirement is for??????
May 30, 2012 at 12:46 pm
One of my friends is a brony. Every day I fear that he’ll turn into this sort of brony.
May 30, 2012 at 12:56 pm
A year or so ago a guy in my office passed away. I googled him online thinking to find his memorial page to leave a message. I instead discovered he was, in fact, a Furry – though he wasn’t actually furry, as his furry-self was dolphin.
It would have been nice to see him buried with a bone-able dolphin, since I’m sure he must have had something like that in real life.
May 30, 2012 at 1:22 pm
I thought furries were only furry mammals. Well, I learn something new every day!
May 30, 2012 at 9:55 pm
Not all furries are into the sexual aspect of it, though.
May 30, 2012 at 10:18 pm
Dolphins are mammals, mammals have hair… so a technicality furry? IDK
May 31, 2012 at 10:16 am
Good point. “I’m a furry” has better cachet than “I’m a hairy.”
May 30, 2012 at 12:58 pm
Not that I care about how you pleasure yourself, but wouldn’t fleece chafe?
May 30, 2012 at 1:37 pm
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have…something…to bid on.
STOP JUDGING ME :V
May 30, 2012 at 2:12 pm
See my username.
May 30, 2012 at 2:50 pm
Why
why
WHY would you post that
May 30, 2012 at 1:40 pm
A partner for … My Little Peenie?
May 30, 2012 at 1:53 pm
You all are just jealous of this guy’s creativity. Stop bitching and start crafting other ass-holy things, people! I wanna see some photos of other plush toys ready to enjoy! You know you can do it!
May 30, 2012 at 1:54 pm
I like how the description starts out by saying “perfect for hugging!” I imagine the seller was thinking about going for a more subtle description, then half way through decided to go for the gusto.
May 30, 2012 at 1:55 pm
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May 30, 2012 at 2:03 pm
I thought the hole was only a “tee hee butt hole” kind of thing, and then I got to the part where the seller happily suggests you actually do stick your pecker in there. I must be getting inured because all I could think of was “…well all right then, they’re honest about it”.
May 30, 2012 at 2:49 pm
I wish she wasn’t so clear in the description, so I could think this image was accurate.
May 30, 2012 at 5:21 pm
I found another pic on tumblr just now…
YOU CAN DO SO MANY THINGS WITH
May 31, 2012 at 2:18 am
USE IT MULTIPURPOSE.
May 30, 2012 at 3:55 pm
I thought this kind of thing only existed in the Something*Positive universe! D:
May 30, 2012 at 3:56 pm
Goddammit internet. Just… Goddammit.
May 30, 2012 at 5:03 pm
76 bids? Are you fucking kidding me?
Nevermind, the fucking won’t be in my general direction, not with that thing.
May 31, 2012 at 2:19 am
I’ve read it as “in my genital direction” at first.
May 30, 2012 at 5:27 pm
Dear FJLs, I love you. Even if snort/laughing gingerale out my nose really hurt.
May 30, 2012 at 5:37 pm
Oh Celestia, best one yet. “Horn Warmer” by Pixelkitties:
May 31, 2012 at 12:00 pm
I’m really confused as to why Lyra is in a bucket, and looks dragon-ish.
May 31, 2012 at 8:43 pm
That there’s a seapony.
They haven’t made an appearance in G4, but the “Call Upon the Seaponies” song is pretty much the Rickroll of Equestria. Once you hear it you will never get it out of your fucking skull. EVER. (shoo-be-doo, shoo shoo-be-doo…)
As an aside, I’m fairly certain most fans regard stereotyping seaponies with doo-wop music to be racist. Because it’s hilarious.
Anyway. For some reason, people occasionally draw Lyra, Octavia, and Vinyl Scratch (three of the background ponies in fanon) in seapony form. Octavia as an octopus, of course. Vinyl is usually drawn with Octavia, and I don’t know Lyra’s connection. Maybe she resembles an older generation seapony, or maybe people just like making Lyra Heartstrings all swimmy.
May 30, 2012 at 6:32 pm
” and a depth of about 6″… ”
Wow, this really does put the My Little into Pony.
May 30, 2012 at 7:16 pm
Oh man. I have to go see my grandmother now and act like this never happened.
May 30, 2012 at 7:37 pm
Not to ruin the snark, but as a veterinarian I’m really turned off by anything remotely resembling bestiality…and I hope I don’t have to tell you why.
May 30, 2012 at 8:21 pm
I’m not a vet and it turns me off too and I hope I don’t have to tell you why.
May 30, 2012 at 8:21 pm
“You can love your pets — you just can’t ‘love’ your pets.” -The Truth About Cats & Dogs
May 30, 2012 at 9:03 pm
Yup that pretty much ruins it. (shudder)
May 30, 2012 at 8:13 pm
I’m giving myself giggles imagining some guy buying this and then getting it mixed up with a more “traditional” pony gift for his niece/little sis/etc.
May 30, 2012 at 8:33 pm
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May 30, 2012 at 9:41 pm
Allow me to be candid for a moment.
Wanting to boff a cartoon pony is pretty fucking funny. I’m pretty sure the people who want this toy get a big chuckle from it too. If it isn’t funny, well, you probably need the stick yanked out of your bum.
On the other hoof, reacting as though someone is murdering puppies by offering a weird sex toy online is just bizarre. I can understand the joking, even the mock horror or incredulity (maybe you lived a sheltered life), but the “anger” thing is pretty weird. I mean, haven’t you fuckers ever browsed the Internet before? Or looked at half the posts on Regretsy, for that matter?
Calling an amusing but harmless plush unicorn sex toy ‘bestiality’ or ‘pedophilia’ either means you’re completely off your fucking rocker, or else you’re just trying waaaay to hard to be “liked” by the FJL’s who lurk around here. Either way, let me know how well that works out for you.
May 30, 2012 at 8:46 pm
I really want to believe that the person who wants this is buying it as a joke. Certainly, the bronies on tumblr seem to be having a field day mocking this.
But you don’t spend 200 pounds on a joke. That’s why of the fuckery featured on this site, it’s the stuff that’s going for hundreds or thousands of dollars that gets deadlinked while the cheaper stuff gets bought, even if it’s total shit.
And that’s what disturbs me about this. Someone who is spending THAT MUCH on a plush fleshlight must really wants it. Eeeeeeeek.
May 30, 2012 at 10:08 pm
It actually looks like quite a well-made plush toy, and handmade pony toys of that size can cost that much.
So the price is not surprising for the toy itself, I mean if it was a normal toy.
Obviously it still would be very odd to buy as a joke, even if you were going to spend 200 on a “normal” plush pony already, because the joke part kinda ruins the toy (or at least seriously messes it up)– unless you have a really messed up sense of humor maybe.
May 31, 2012 at 11:44 am
I don’t know, I think most of the plush toys I’ve seen advertised on EQD topped out at around 200 dollars. Pounds are worth almost twice as much as dollars so this would be more than that.
And thats just unsettling…
June 1, 2012 at 1:42 pm
Ok, I think I failed at my conversion of pounds to dollars there, whoops.
May 30, 2012 at 8:57 pm
It’s a fucking pony for fucking. Melted brains wish to know if that make it a palindrome?
May 30, 2012 at 9:26 pm
A least it has fire retardant stuffing. One should always stay safe when banging fluffy toys…
May 31, 2012 at 11:03 am
Damn cloppers…
May 31, 2012 at 8:45 pm
“Ah’m just sayin, one pony an’ billions o’ apples jus’ don’ add up.”
May 31, 2012 at 9:58 pm
To be fair, Fluttershy would cry if she stepped on a bug. Even if it lived. That kind of equates clopping with being as risque as scratching your elbow in public.
May 31, 2012 at 12:59 pm
I sent this link to a friend, and now Gmail is running an ad for “My Little Pony Pinkie Pie.”
Oh… oh dear.
May 31, 2012 at 8:47 pm
June 1, 2012 at 1:45 pm
I like this version of that meme because it includes Discord (aka Q…get it?)
May 31, 2012 at 1:40 pm
So… MLP = PILF?
May 31, 2012 at 9:56 pm
I’d expect MILF for “mare” in this case.
June 1, 2012 at 6:31 am
In case anyone is still watching this, bidding is up to ~$500 US (£350). JUST THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW.
June 1, 2012 at 7:11 am
Jegus. At least I don’t have to worry about wasting the money anymore, that’s well outside of my price range.
This is why if you want your pn0y fuckplush, you commission it in advance rather than buy it at auction.
I regretfully suspect there’s at least one high-power bidder out there trying to “save Lyra” from being used as a sex toy, which is actually more disturbing to me than its intended purpose…
June 9, 2012 at 7:47 pm
oh dear.
June 12, 2012 at 2:45 pm
This is pretty nasty. All we need to go completely over the edge is a plush and anatomically accommodating pedobear. And on that note, I am going to go soak my brain in bleach for even thinking that thought…
June 30, 2012 at 9:30 pm
And people wonder why it’s REALLY hard for me to like Friendship is Magic.
August 22, 2012 at 7:38 pm
Really, some perverts on the internet can ruin an entire show for you? We hardly see Lyra, and the songs are so CATCHY! Have you seen the Discord episodes?