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UPDATE: I think the seller took it well
OKAY BUT AT LEAST WE DON’T KILL ENTIRE CIVILIZATIONS WITH OUR SCOODS
UPDATE #2: Rewrite 5/30
They had to use a mannequin because everyone is dead.
omg coffee shot out of my nose, thanks asshole!!!
me too! I’ve been following this and every time I come back I laugh all over again at this one. rare birds <3
The mannequin reminds me of Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct for some reason…
Was there a full-length photo I missed?
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The other option would have been a Kardashian since they are Armenian
It’s because the Armenians were victims of a genocide! Unless you go with the Turkish government who says “We didn’t do it! They all fell down the stairs or something…”
Psh. I liked Genocide Houndstooth Scoods back when they opened for Matricide Plaid Hairnets back in ’09.
Yeah, but the aftershow was killer.
Agreed… the cattle prod solo alone was legendary.
But then they signed up with Death Row records and now they’re walking around in Kosovo, with masking tape over their mouths. They’ve sold out. RIP, Snoods.
What, you don’t get a warm, fuzzy feeling in your head and neck when you think about the planned killing of a country or race of people? Hm. Must be just me.
Apparently all cupcake-sniffers know what a “scood” is, but “genocide” has to be defined for them.
Let’s hope so anyway.
I do believe this item is aimed at space aliens with pointy heads.
I had trouble with “scood.” I thought it was a misspelling and misuse of “snood” for a while, until I figured it out. (I think. It’s scarf + hood, right?)
But isn’t a snood a scarf + hood? I was thinking that a scood was a snood for a cod?
R.I.P. Dr. Seuss
No, a snood is a sort of hairnet for the back of the head. Here’s one: http://www.doversaddlery.com/equi-star–classic-velveteen-show-bow/p/X1-36218/?ids=5ilvajuolplfkf55d4mptsiu
Basically a mesh bag you stuff a low ponytail into. People wear them at horseshows, because flying hair looks bad and can obstruct your vision, and the helmet doesn’t fit right over a braid. Also English show clothes are ridiculously old-fashioned.
I wonder where that dude has gone, that scood-y scood- y dude. I loved him, I loved him like a son.
Perfect to wear to your next cross burning, gay bashing, or other racist, sexist , or homophobic outdoor event.
This is for those who just can’t commit to the white hood. Baby steps…
You don’t wear white after Labor Day!
seriously…what do you think she feels about all this…of course all you sick demented twisted mthrfkn cckheads would think that.. its your perception … still the owner of this shop wouldnt be very pleased .. how bout you all shut your fkn retarded mouths and get a life..not make someone elses miserable
Awwwwww! Somebody didn’t wear their “BUTTHURT Nose Warmer.” Thanks for stopping by.
…I get the feeling that you’re the owner of this shop…
And I mean never ever again!
OK, so let’s analyse this point by point, shall we?
Product name that has nothing to do with product: Check!
… name offensive to many people: check!
… deliberate attempt at controversy: check!
Barely competent work: Check!
FRONT PAGE MATERIAL RIGHT HERE.
Seriously though, genocides are not a cool, funky thing to add to your product to make it sell better. If you’re going to name anything after a genocide, It had BETTER WELL HAVE ALL THE MONEY GOING TO A CHARITY THAT HELPS SURVIVORS or it’s just a sickly blatent attempt to cash in on shock. You should be ashamed, seller.
She actually linked some of her other “products” followed by “go fight against crimes of humanity like a lady!” So she clearly supports ending genocide if it gets you to buy her shit.
Fuck this seller so fucking hard. I was going to make a joke and I can’t now.
she uses “bespoke” in her shop subheader. That’s got to count for something
I guess it means that we can all go buy genocides that have been personally tailored to our murderous needs.
I am going to go have a drink now…
How brave, how noble, how controversial of her to be against genocide. SHe’s taking a massive stand there, and if she needs to recoup some of her losses due to all the genocide lovers out there boycotting her, who are we to judge?
Except, wait, that’s not how this shit works. I don’t like genocide very much either, seller, and I don’t do much about it either. But I suppose she’s better than me cause she sells products that remind people that genocide happens. Seller, I have the news.
But is she’s selling product that, when you wear it, makes other people want to kill you — how is that helping?
It’s actually a cozy to wear to a beheading.
Hmm…what do you get when you combine genocide with Darwinism?
You don’t. Natural selection sometimes causes extinction, as a species gradually dies out because of inability to produce enough offspring to survive to maturity. Genocide is the deliberate annihilation of a group of human beings (all of whom are the SAME species) because you don’t like their language, customs, color, or culture.
Here is me being an asshole:
To be fair it’s still natural selection if there is some selective pressure on inheritable traits creating a shift in frequency of those traits in the population. I don’t know if genocide would count though because the selective pressure is usually (always?) on non-heritable (cultural)identifiers and though it will probably result in allele change due to having some traits at higher frequency by chance if not specifically because of ancestry, the shift in these will be more evidence of a bottleneck (in the remaining population – i.e. humans in general)then being acted on themselves. If the murders target specific heritable traits (skin/eye color, a specific DNA sequence) it’s definitely natural selection though certainly not about fitness beyond not getting murdered by that specific group.
I just wanted to clarify that selection can occur from within group pressures and does not require an extinction event.
Also genocide sucks.
I think my problem is I rambled and wasn’t entirely clear.
That or the block of text.
Also I really really hate genocide. Cambodia was depressing as shit and I give money to amnesty international on a regular basis (not that this absolves me from being insensitive or anything but I do more then think genocide just “sucks” – sorry about that).
Anyway, I love biology and evolution in particular and had an asshole moment of wanting to talk about it regardless of the appropriateness of the situation. Almost anything that results in changed reproductive success (like premature death) influenced by any trait at all is selection…it seems I can’t stop.
She’s not against genocide. She’s against the crimes of humanity. Genocide is her suggestion for a cure, it sounds like.
Either that, or she’s about as deep as those magazines that use one-dimensional punning headlines that basically mean, “Look! I can free-associate!”
OMFSM it’s sincere? I was assuming there’d been a translation error, something about “knock ‘em dead!” times a million… But if she actually, honestly just meant to bring up genocide, she is seriously fucked in the head.
Anninyn: as I read along, my mind inserted ‘”Urban Outfitters” MATERIAL RIGHT HERE’
(Remember that dreadful yellow shirt with the 6-pointed star design?)
Maybe they need to change their name to “Urban Outrage”… but then they would sound like a punk-metal band–from the suburbs.
I don’t think they can legally be called a metal band if there is no umlaut present in the band name.
cough..cough… and does her feelings count for all this…genocidal IS JUST A NAME YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
Isn’t the important question here whether *my* feelings “does count” for all this? They’re hurt, retardedcockheads. Hurt, I tell you, and I think I speak for all of us here when I “cough..cough… ” right back at you.
Genocidal is not just a name. When using such a charged word you are asking for controversy. It might as well be HitlerNaziKKK or NukeThemAgain. If ‘she’ chose such a terrible name and is now suffering from hurt feelings than she’s a hypocrite and needs to go live in a home for the simple minded. What about the feelings of all those who have escaped genocide? Who have lost friends, family, loved ones to a mass slaughter?
If I sold a hooded sweater that said
KKK: white supremacist group that believes skin tone is an indicator of worth
Protect your head and hair from the cold of a storm front with KKK hoodies’
would that be any better? NO. Genocidal isn’t a brand name, ‘genocidal’ is an adjective, meaning someone that endorses or participates in genocide. If she wants to use a highly negatively charged word to describe her clothes, she had better be ready for the shit storm that follows.
*Ahem* This is just a wild flying guess, but I’m betting you’re the seller herself…If so, thank you for taking part in our experiment.
What’s a “scood”? Is it a snood for scat?
What are the fucking flaps above the ears? Scood = stupid cunt hood.
WHO GIVES A FUCK… does it matter to you.. if you dont like it then GET FUCKED!
Right?! I thought at first she cut a sleeve off a large shirt and just pinned it to a dummies head.
I think it is actually the middle of a blouse–in some of the pictures you can see raw edges from cutting.
OH, I GET IT NOW–the seller kills other clothing to create this crap!
It’s ugly, that’s what it is
Your probably just as ugly FRANKENOID
Daww, is someone mad that the oddly constructed, editing-eye-needing clothing is getting called out for being oddly constructed and needing an editor’s eye?
No, you’re thinking of a spooper.
“Scood” is a hat for a scrotum. Unless that’s a “scrod”, I disremember.
If I may be serious, this comment made me wonder… Scarf+hood=scood
Why does anyone call it a snood in the first place?
I remember that the pudgy, morose, vacant-eyed seller called it that. Hers was more of a tube or ring scarf, so aught to have been a tarf, scude, rarf, scring. Even if you called it a hood or toque or beanie, you can’t come up with “snood”.
So what words IS “snood” made from?
A snood is just a snood. It’s an accessory in and of itself. Think Lily Tomlin as the 11940s era telephone operator. Headband+hairnet = snood. I’d say “correct me if I’m wrong” but that would be redundant amongst the Fat Jealous Loser Harpy Grammarian Know-It-All Nerd Herd. God, I fucking love you, my people.
fuckit I’ll bite.
(disclaimer) former costume designer here.
Wikipedia for once is fairly accurate.
been around since the 700s (not 1700s – the 700s)
still in use today, derives from the Old English
also refers to that flappy-do that hands off a turkey’s beak, which may be more appropriate in this case…
Thanks to you both. Silly me asssuming all strange words are etsyisms.
The turkey wattle factoid is awesome! From now on I’ll imagine that’s what such accessories are based on, rather than the hair-containment cloth.
snood is a word that originated in one of Dr. suess’s books (I think it may be from the lorax, but not entirely sure) and in fashion it refers to a type of scarf that is actually a long knitted tube. The Snood can be worn as a scarf, hood, or any other type of clothing that can be fashioned from a tube…I have a friend that wore one as a dress to burning man, yes she is a hippy, and it seemed an appropriate venue for a dress that had an open enough knit for her nipples to stick out through the holes!
Now you made me picture Snood Lady with her snood as a dress. I hope you’re happy!
Call it a Snoodie?! (but don’t wear it in Florida)
Like you perverts weren’t already thinking about her nipples!
That would be a THNEED I believe.
Oh yeah, the dr suess term is a thneed…but a snood is still a term used for tube scarves, at least that’s what the internets seem to think!
Scood: SCraps of houndstooth sport coat + hOOD. I’m impressed. It takes extraordinary talent to take the pinking shears to that sports coat of your grandmother’s and simultaneously 1) offend everyone nonspecifically 2)lie about how you made the item & what its made of 3) butcher the English language .. wait .. linguistic genocide starts small, but if it is carefully nurtured.. 4)identify the perpetrator as totally clueless 5) add the the ugly quotient of the planet 6) give OffGrid a bad name, all at once.
It’s scood enough for her, it’s scood enough for me, it’s scooood, it’s scoood enough for me-ay! Ayiyiyi!
(apologies to Cyndi Lauper, but I couldn’t resist)
Reasearch it then you retarded bitch… Oh sorry… Princess Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle..!
And yes i meant Research**
Can we not make scood a thing? Just call it a hooded scarf or some shit. Maybe they called it genocide because when you read “scood,” that’s what it makes you want to commit (against shitty crafters).
AND IT’S NOT EVEN WELL MADE! LOOK AT THE GAPPING! I’M TYPING IN CAPS BECAUSE I’M SERIOUS RIGHT NOW.
she just pulled the leg of a pair of her dad’s pants over her head!
I was thinking it was a button up the front skirt that has been “repurposed” (gawd but I hate that word)
The only word that annoys me than “repurposed” or “upcycled” (they’re tied) is “proactive.” Yeah, because I’m against action. Gah!
And since when is lopping the torso out of a 70′s era checked shirt and pulling it over your head like a moron crafting?
I thought it was an upcycled buttoned shirt/blouse.
My vote is it’s a sleeve. Bitch spilt something on her blouse so chopped up the unstained portions & wants us to buy the scraps on Etsy.
OOH, that’s it! It’s a hood made of scraps:
The worst part is that so many of these “upcyclers” don’t even do nice tucks/darts/etc so their stuff will fit well. They just safetypin it onto themselves in a drug haze, then replace the pins with little stitches & call it art. The difference between some crazy Etsy skants or fascinator, and the weird styles you see on GaGa or Rhianna; the difference between haute couture and garbage, is WORKMANSHIP, planning and quality. Cupcakey douchebags, grr! They’d build a house all asymmetrical and wavy-walled, and try to say it was an homage to Frank Gehry, when it was really just that they hadn’t measured or levelled anything. if yaknowaddamean.
But… if they had to measure, and cut, and put some effort into it, it would detract from the beauty and spontanaity (spelling?) or some such shit.
I originally read that as “upcycled buttoned shithouse” and now I think I’m vaguely disappointed…
ok, I like your idea better.
WOW! ARN’T YOU AWESOME! YOUR SHOUTING! :O HOW AMAZING…. grow a brain yu freaking retarded retard… look at her other items..then judge… RETARD (oh im so sorry IM SHOUTING!)
*Aren’t. *You’re. *You. “Retarded retard” is redundant. *I’m. *I’m.
We’re not talking about the other items. We’re talking about the crappy workmanship on this one.
Also, using the word “retard” over and over just highlights your classlessness.
Forget the gapping, look at the seams. Ugh.
Is a hooded scarf not just a scarf? Or am I missing some wild new form of shit-craft?
You deserve “The Only Sane Person In The World” lady as your icon for that. You are 100% right.
No, Fricken. That would be “jean-ocide”, because please, repurposed denim is so in this season.
Related: Can we make f’cunt a thing? I’ve been trying to get it off the ground, but with little luck.
Damn. You can see where they’ve hung the shrunken heads of their enemies on the wall!
And the swiffer hanging on the wall with an Xmas stocking hanging on it? Is it Xmas in Australia now?
That isn’t a Christmas stocking.
It’s where she keeps the hearts of people who interrupt her while she’s sewing.
As ye sew, so shall thee reap.
well it will be midwinter in a couple of weeks. Does that count?
It’s just not Xmas without long nights and shitty weather.
If you mean here in Australia, winter actually starts on Friday. It’s getting a bit nippy round the nether regions and I could do with a couple of these – things – to keep my knees warm. Just slide them along the legs and secure with a bit of hayband tied in a jaunty bow.
You had me at “Here in Australia”, Juicy. I’d go there again, and tie a jaunty bow on your nether regions – or at least buy you a drink.
That is simply her coat hook. The bow/swiffer you speak of is the fascinator she wore to a fancy party the night before.
Although I have to admit that when you are planning to kill an entire race or nation, keeping your head warm is PRIORITY ONE.
Girl, you can’t kill it if you ain’t cute!
I’m confused. Is it saying that you should be killed for wearing that thing?
I’m not willing to assume she’s that self-aware.
That’s probably the real reason it’s modeled by a mannequin. When she tried to take a photo of herself wearing it, she kept getting distracted by the other gal in the mirror.
Oh wow, that explains it all! Hitler wasn’t a maniacal madman bent on wiping out a population and ruling the world, he just didn’t have the right accessories! Who knew that whole World War II thing could have been solved with 1/2 a yard of wool/poly blend suiting!!
We all know Hitler was driven to genocidal thoughts by people criticizing his shitty art.
Crap – I’ve just created the “Etstapo”.
Nah, they’ve been around for a while already. You know, the people wearing jackboots, glasses, carry ironic moustaches on sticks, and have silver cupcakes pinned to their collars.
…and little robot heads on their hats and armbands with Indian peace symbols…
Oh.. you mean the content management team? That explains a LOT.
Hail Hydra – the Original Steampunk Octopus! *shoves monocle in eye, goes to fight Captain America*
Win. You’re full of it.
I just thumbed up all you assholes in this entire thread right here.
Right back atcha.
I thumbed up your asshole remark and – wait, that came out wrong.
playing on the theme…
The Gulag Decoupagio
Hitlers and Misses – The 1941 Film Review Guide
Amin to That!
Franco and Beans – Spanish Cooking at it’s Finest
Quizling! Norway’s Favorite Game Show!
Bin Laden – Your one-stop container store!
The Shawls of Iran
How soon is “too soon” for me to open up a Bin Laden franchise? That list puts the terror back in terrific, Monkey!
I can see the copy now…
We have a killer sale this week. Come out of your cave and you can take home a extra-tall bin LADEN all your purchases!
i keep waiting for Schindler’s Crisps to come to the Whole Foods near me.
oh god i’m a terrible person
You just made me spew soda all over my livingroom carpet. Through my nose. So.. thanks for that.
I know! I have to eat at Waffen House when I want some.
…where SS stands for Secret Sauce…
I have the shop bookmarked for if I ever want to commit genocide, but don’t have anything cool to wear.
You still won’t have anything cool to wear
Are these recycled restaurant pants?
Yes. “In sight it must be wrong.”
Deep fried Christ, I hope they don’t plan to make the vicitms wear these first. Some dignity for the dying please.
I thought I recognized this thing:
Just needs some buttons, then = CUTE!
Well, since we’re sharing. I saw this online today…
Why did you post a photo of Robin Williams peeking out of Zach Galifiniakis’s no-no hole? It’s lunch time in the Midwest, and I’m feeling less than enthusiastic now.
The thing is, January in Winnipeg, Minsk, or Tuktoyaktuk, this thing would help you not freeze quite to death. The “scood” would = frozen idiot.
Wouldn’t you want it to cover more of your neck, though?
the assumption is you’d wear it with an equally hardcore winter jacket. i think wearing it with a cotton v-neck misses the point.
Up, fur periscope!
Now my Q-bert costume shall be complete!
i once received a SCOOD for Christmas. It made me want to KILL everyone at that party!
This post made me laugh because I pictured you reading it out-loud while emphasizing the words in capitals very noticeably.
I feel stupid now.
I pictured the same thing, but in Stewie Griffin’s voice.
I thought that this might have been some amusing derp (Helen finds lots), but then the seller went and defined it right there in the posting. An unintentional idiot is one thing, but this is purposeful.
Honey, when people asked “Do you know what that word means?” they didn’t mean, put a definition of it in the description.
It leaves me hoping that it’s a case of “that word you keep using does not mean what you think it means.”
Protect your neck & head from the bullets, shrapnel and razor wire & accessorise with the GENOCIDE Scood this Fall…
People, people, calm down. This Kiwi’s just sending a big fat kiss of support to, er, Somalia I guess.
Although after scanning through her shop I found zero detail on how spending money on her overpriced crap manages to “fight against crimes of humanity like a lady!”
Maybe she thinks fighting crimes against humanity involves strutting the runway in fierce heels?
She’s RuPaul’s idiot cousin?
You call your clothing “Genocide”? You might be an oblivious asshole.
And it resembles an Arab headscarf?? You might have just redefined “oblivious asshole.”
She needs to add that definition in her listing.
Yes, I noticed that as well. This really takes a special kind of stupid.
Due to the resemblance to those checked scarves, I thought at first it was a Palestinian or possibly Bosnian reference.
On second thought, though, I realized it was just part of a checked shirt wrapped around a mannequin head, with a word attached to it seemingly at random. Is the shop like a word-a-day upcycling calendar?
SEO: Ur doin it wrong
I am SO glad I wasn’t the only one whose brain went to Palestine and Bosnia….
You KNOW she poofed up that bend on the top of the head on PURPOSE…..Arafat style. Sadly, it doesn’t have his, je ne sais pas…..with the flipped over end, and all….
actually my 1st thought was “someone bought a pair of pants from the 1980s at Goodwill and cut them up”
2nd thought – eww, why is the crotch part on her HEAD???
She couldn’t spell *shemagh*.
The fact that the mannequin is blond with blue eyes just makes it that much worse…
Scood-by doo, why are you?
This makes me stabby.
Makes me wonder how much you hate the person you need a gift for if you think ‘Hey, let’s go to Etsy and search for genocide, I’m sure it will bring up a nice gift for hir’.
Then again, I’m not related to a violent dictator or warlord so how could I know.
I fixed that first picture:
suddenly now the genocide reference makes some sense!
OK, now I’m fuhreriuos!
The thing is I can’t even give her the benefit of the doubt that quite possibly the seller doesn’t know what the word genocide means. She actually looked it up, defined it, then used it anyway! This is just a special kind of stupid.
fascists hate when you wear fucking pant legs on your head!
Does that make them facist-nistas?
Though there have been many an occasion wherein I have typed the phrase “face-palm” and, yes, I’ll admit, even a fair few occasions wherein I’ve said the damn thing aloud, not once have I actually partaken in the action described.
This made me use both hands.
Must have missed the Etsy Success newsletter that recommended the use of creepy mannequins in your pics. This is the second one this week! Maybe I should open an Etsy Mannequin Supply shop and rake in the bucks! What to name it? hmmmm…
“Dummies 4 Dummies”?
That looks marginally like a Fatah keffiyeh. Apart from that random connotation, I have no clue what this dipshit is smoking.
“Why, Joyce, your hat-slash-necklace made from a sleeve
IS SIMPLY TO DIE FOR!”
“Aw shucks, really?”
“Oh yes. Not just one death, even, but MILLIONS.”
“Wow, thanks for the useful critique, fellow Etsian! I shall call my fashion something to indicate it is worth millions of deaths, because you would never steer me wrong. What do you think of ‘genocide’?”
“What a cyuuute idea! It really has an edgy, socially conscious ring to it. Love. That. Name!”
Genocide is soooo 80′s. Call me when she does an African Tribal Batik HIV Suspender Thong.
Yeah, that definitely looks like the Palestinian keffiyeh.
That… plus the name… dude, you do not post a black-and-white checkered headscarf entitled “Genocide.” You just do not do these things. Don’t these people have any sense of… anything?!?!
Wait, let me try again, in gif form.
Kermie flails are NOT rage flails, dammit! The Kermit flail is full of happy excitement. Stop ruining my childhood!
So, rage flail fail, then? Tough crowd!
I always wondered why Kermit never seemed to get angry, but then I realized that Kermit’s secret is: he’s ALWAYS angry.
Just like that other guy who’s (occasionally) green. Well played!
Really? I always figured it was stress.
I’d like to reference the “Good grief, the comedian’s a bear” skit as a prime example of a Kermit rage flail.
I think Arafat’s expression sums this up pretty well.
Didn’t you know it’s ok to be discriminatory against Arabs?? Did you miss the Cupcake Memo????
That is for Fatah, specifically. While they are the largest branch of the PLO (and perhaps the sanest, if that means something) they are not exactly “in control” anymore. Arafat’s death led to factionalism, with Hamas gaining control in some areas and Fatah in others. Unfortunately this means Fatah must compromise to regain control, and will likely swing more to the right.
I doubt this “art” was supposed to refer to Arafat, but maybe it’s commentary on either genocide against Palestinians or by Palestinians? Who fucking knows.
I think the different patterns and colors are like a political symbol, but only in Palestine because Arafat used to wear his distinctive pattern in such a distinctive manner in the 70′s. I haven’t seen them used elsewhere in the Arab world as a badging mechanism. (I’m not an expert, though, and live within the protective borders of The Great Satan, so take that for what it’s worth.)
Well, on the plus side, it did push that horrific chicken skin mask off the front page.
Trying to find some silver (polyester) lining here.
So what she really means to say is…
Hi thanks for stopping by, I hope you enjoy my scood
Sidenote: I hope you die in a fire
Excellent idea! It can double as a wick for your Molotov cocktail!
Don’t forget Turkish towels. Great for wiping away those Armenians.
Product name that has nothing to do with product: Check!
… name offensive to many people: check!
… deliberate attempt at controversy: check!
Barely competent work: Check!
Checked fabric: Check!
It will protect my head and neck from cold and wind but will it protect it from Genocide?
The scarfcowlhood looks as though it was made by amputating a pant leg and just throwing it on a mannequin’s head.
Also, I am quite certain that is the same mannequin who starred in the Twilight Zone. Let me see if I can figure out how to post an image.
oops, nope. oh well.
Here ya go:
That looks like the mom from Lost in Space – June Lockhart. And holding that information in my atrophying brain is why I can’t find my car in the supermarket parking lot after 30 minutes.
June Lockhart also played the mom in Lassie TV shows. And yeah, that does kind of look like her.
Nope. That’s Anne Francis in a Twilight Zone episode. Very apt, Elysapeth.
I much prefer the one where Chad Dickerson is being followed by steampunk octopi and robot watches croaking “Franklins!”.
Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet
I know that because of a song. Can anyone tell me which one WITHOUT looking it up? ^_^ Because then you’d be my super friend.
Rocky Horror Picture Show Theme Song. Also, the Redux that sometimes appears at the end of the movie but was rarely played in theaters.
What do I win?
At the late night
(I wanna go)
To the late night
Looks like Sheridan Smith doing her “don’t fuck with me” face in Two Pints, too.
She’s fixed it to “STOP GENOCIDE” now. But I really don’t get how buying this is going to do anything of the sort? What am I missing?
Those crazy Tasmanians…
Why dont you all just grow a brain and a life.. If you had a shop would you want everyone to be ruining your reputation..? I think not.. So you can all shut your retarded pieholes and get on with life.. Im sure if i had a shop and everyone was bagging the fuck out of it i’d want to kill people also.. And to answer all your questions Snoods were very fashionable in the 60s-70s.. Do your reasearch.. or maybe you just think its meant to be about murder because your all sadistic retards.. ITS JUST A FUCKING NAME!
There, there, here’s a tissue.
If I had a shop I would not want someone tarnishing my reputation. I would make sure this didn’t happen by not using phrases like “Genocide” all willy-nilly. Also, my clothing wouldn’t look as bad as that scood. The word genocide is just a word that means the murder of many. You can’t use genocide without meaning murder. You really are ignorant.
I’m thoroughly baffled by the pure ignorance of this product. I can’t wrap my mind around why Genocide could be a possibly appropriate name for this!? I can think of quite a few reasons why it’s not though.
Ahhh yes, because making fun of people who market their scoods with the term “Genocide” is just plain tacky, whereas it’s totally classy to market said scood as “Genocide: the planned killing of a whole nation or racial group… the masses of society, created by their own government & elite.” So glad they set me straight on THAT one.
Of course the fact that it comes from Tasmania, where genocide was actually practised on the indigenous population with frightening efficiency in the 1840s makes it all right.
I wonder if calling it INCEST, CHILD PROSTITUTION or CANNIBALISM, three other white Tasmanian specialties would be as funny?
Those are just words! Don’t be such a sadist! Stop bullying her with your reading comprehension!
Umm, excuse me, but taking my “doctor prescribed medication” is what keeps me from buying shit like this,wearing it around town, shooting people with a water pistol.
Your comment marks the first reasonable use for this piece of poorly sewn cloth.
“go back to…taking your doctor prescribed medication, watching your mind controlling tv, drinking it all down with alcohol…”
DON’T MIND IF I DO
Bless us – but go fuck ourselves with fluoride and mind control too.
I like how like, 75%* of the people who get called out on doing stupid shit on the internet always splutter, “Uh, oh, I, uh, IT WAS A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT. YOU ALL FELL FOR MY TRICKY WILES. I WANTED YOU TO CRITICIZE ME. THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT OF EVERYTHING I’M DOING. YOU’RE THE STUPID ONES, NOT ME! JEEZ!”
*total bullshit number, but a still metric fuckton
LOL @ chemtrails. Doesn’t Billy Corgan believe in that nonsense? Sad, sad crazies.
Is it just me or are these dried opium poppies hanging in the window behind the head?
I just realized that she thinks measles protection is genocide. I missed that the first time around.
But, you’re killing ALL OF THE GERMS!!
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