As soon as I saw that hanging tile, I thought, “Someone better post a gif or something with that eagle from the Muppets!” (He’s got that same stern look)
After “bald hawk” I really don’t think that there is much more one can do to demonstrate their idiocy. I wonder if I convo them I could get shirts with a yodelingbird and a searobin
It is even better! Glue guns are part of the Etsy trinity (I’m pretty sure that pink glitter is the second but I’m wavering on the third, clock parts? octopi? maybe just alleged steampunk shit in general?)
Why is the banana hanger…. I should probably just leave it at that. “WHY is the banana hanger?!?”" But more specifically, why is the wall plate a cut out of the US painted in to look like an upside-down French flag? I’m assuming it’s because the seller is an idiot, but it’s more fun to look at it as a deep political statement of rejecting France and all that it stands for by inverting its colors….
On the plus side, the listing prompted me to google “american eagle banana hammock,” and while I didn’t find the patriotic speedo of my dreams, I did eventually come across THIS piece of terrifying fuckery.
And they shorted California — now the coastline of Fla is longer, and, well, the whole bottom or Arizona is cut off! perhaps because there are so many, well, you knows, there?
Actually, Texas looks pretty dang huge when you look at it from the Mississippi delta to California. Texas looks like its twice as wide as the rest of the southwest.
Worse, it looks like it actually had appropriate red and white stripes, but was painted over! Does anyone else see the faint red stripes beneath the white paint?
A few notes: The first two eagles look really pissed off.
I never thought of bald eagles as being “dreamy.”
The banana hanger’s red, white & blue would clash with the yellow/green of bananas. It would also take up a whole lot of counter space.
Two of these are not American made, though at least the driftwood eagle “peace” is a “unique from the nature.”
I think I’ll commemorate Memorial Day without so many eagles in it.
What could be more patriotic than good ol’ fashioned capitalism? God bless America, God bless the greedy.
By the way, does anyone else think “American Eagle Banana Hanger” sounds like a sex act? Maybe singing the national anthem while giving a handie to a guy on top of you…
This is what Memorial Day is all about. Celebrating those who gave their lives so that people on the internet can misunderstand the meaning of copyright and we can snark at them for it. Freedom for fuckery in all its forms!
I was going to leave my comment snarking at how the first eagle looks so depressed, but is clearly too manly to shed a single glitter tear.
Then I saw the second listing’s description of bald eagles as majestic and “dreamy” and my brain shut down. It’s a bald eagle, not a Top 10 hottest celebrity.
The banana-hanger-eagle-stand, country-shaped, flag-painted base is the flag of the Netherlands if viewed up from the south, and the French flag if viewed down from the north, where Quebec is!
MetaCraft!
And the eagle, carrying bananas, with flag scarf flying behind, is slicing though the country, dividing red states from blue states, at the expense of the heartland. Maybe he’s cutting a new Mississippi River channel.
I love that the banana eagle crapfest actually used up two of their tags for ‘eagle banana hanger’ and ‘eagle banana holder’ as though someone will be looking for exactly that on Etsy. Although in the land of cupcakes, anything is possible.
Not sure how to post the actual link. I made this for the AA Charity shop but it wasn’t picked up. If anyone wants to buy it CONVO me (hahhah) for a more realistic price. I keep it high so no one will buy it.
Cee, That is AWESOME! I really like that a lot. Is it a natural opal? It has great fire. If I weren’t so broke that it hurts, I would have it. If it’s still hanging around come difference check time, I WILL have it
Oh thanks!
yes, it’s an Ethiopian Opal and it’s full of fire! It was a 3.5mm bead that I snapped into two and used it as a cab for the tear, so it’s small but very sparkly. LIKE EXPENSIVE glitter HAHA! Yeah, if you want it I’ll sell it to you for a LOT less, just let me know!
Oh my god that opal is nothing short of stunning! Positively stunning! I’m sitting here drooling over that little stone.
You work is fantastic, Cee! You have a fantastic eye. I love your style. Simple, yet dazzling and elegant. Sorry that I went a little favorite happy and probably overloaded your activity page, but your pieces are just too beautiful not to.
I for one can not think of a better way to display my bananas from central and south America than with an American eagle banana holder. It clearly symbolizes the imigrants coming from our southern borders and rising up to the american dream supported on the wings of our majestic national bird. Thank you banana holder artist, you have taken a a step towards mending our torn nation.
Maybe in China, scribbled text numbers are the new barnwood.
What is the chinese character for “Fuckery”?
In the US we usually only encounter those asians who speak and write english (except in Chinatown, of course, where English is totally unnecessary).
But back where bonus t-shirt model comes from, the place is loaded with folks who find poorly handwritten english scrawl to be mysterious and evocative. Even if it’s of random numbers largely scribbled as a background to sell t-shirts.
What does “whimsicle fuckery” look like in Chinese or Japanese characters? Kanji and Katekana, of anybody knows, would be great. We could sell them products with mysterious and evocative kanji in the background that translates to Club Fuckery.
I have a friend who spend a summer in China and tried everywhere to get a scroll with Chinese characters that read “shit happens.” He spend weeks and visited a lot of people but this was just not something that could be translated exactly. He had to settle for characters that mean (very roughly) “bad things happen in life.”
also the US cutout would have been more interesting if the blue and the red corresponded to a recent electoral college vote or something. Or better yet, replaced with an oval.
Well, I tried this a few hours earlier and ‘puter puked.
Part 1.
Anyway, about your crack girl. She’s representing the hordes of Bangkok, Thailand rock tshirt resellers, not any from China. I first reported them (and Crack-Girl shop CelebFashion) in November 2010. Then again Feb 2011. along with ArenaBazar and its undisclosed DressDesign. several did finally get closed. But, of course, more came up, all from the same city, all selling the same shirts,
They’re finna make the American Bison the “national mammal,” which seems appropriate (symbol of the limitless greed and destructiveness of our nation and all that, plus, tasty), but I didn’t think till now what a wondrous spasm of bad crafting such a move will inspire. I mean, there’s bad bison crafting NOW…
That’s supposed to be an example of bad bison crafting? Because one, I think that piece would (arguably, I suppose) be classified as “art” not crafting and two, I think it’s fantastic. It’s lovely and reasonably priced to boot.
Am I the only one who read the fourth offering as a “Bandana” [misspelled, I know] hanger? I was wondering why anyone would hang their bandannas rather than fold them and put them in a drawer …
Am I the only one who wanted to take a tack hammer to people yesterday because no one knows what Memorial Day is??? More than half the people on my FB seem to think it’s Veteran’s Day, part deux….
NO, asshats – it’s remembering those fallen in combat. Makes me NUTS…..bet 99% don’t know wtf Decoration Day is either….
May 28, 2012 at 2:17 pm
Buy a merkin, and a merkin’s work.
May 28, 2012 at 2:19 pm
I was all ready to click “buy” until I saw “no crack.” No crack, no deal.
May 28, 2012 at 2:30 pm
No crack, no deal? Sounds like my date last night…
May 28, 2012 at 2:19 pm
Is that you, Sam?
May 28, 2012 at 2:23 pm
That’s what I thought. If these were all blue, they’d sure look like Sam the Eagle.
May 28, 2012 at 3:37 pm
How majestic and dreamy!
May 29, 2012 at 1:35 am
Thanks Regretsy – I am having nightmares of Patrick Stewarts head as a bald eagle
May 29, 2012 at 12:16 am
As soon as I saw that hanging tile, I thought, “Someone better post a gif or something with that eagle from the Muppets!” (He’s got that same stern look)
Well done.
May 28, 2012 at 2:23 pm
Just imagine what that Big and Bold Bald Eagle Pendant will be directing its pedo-stare at if you hang it around your neck.
May 28, 2012 at 3:43 pm
Yes, it does seem to resemble a leering old man.
May 29, 2012 at 3:30 am
Doesnt the banana holder have to be filed under “things that look like a penis”:
June 1, 2012 at 12:05 pm
It doesn’t help that at first I read it as “banana hammock”.
May 28, 2012 at 2:23 pm
They forgot ‘steampunk’ in the description for the T-shirt.
May 28, 2012 at 11:59 pm
After “bald hawk” I really don’t think that there is much more one can do to demonstrate their idiocy. I wonder if I convo them I could get shirts with a yodelingbird and a searobin
May 28, 2012 at 2:23 pm
I want to be “real dry and hart.” Would that make me into a dehydrated cervidae?
May 28, 2012 at 2:38 pm
No, but it would make you unique from the nature.
May 30, 2012 at 11:12 pm
I’m going to start labeling all teh stuff in my natural history shop as “a unique from the nature”, so people know.
May 29, 2012 at 12:09 am
Well you certainly wouldn’t want a “peace” to be imitation Dry and hart.
May 28, 2012 at 2:25 pm
I adore that hanging tile , the eagle looks so god-damned determined
He’s gonna mourn the shit outta you
May 28, 2012 at 2:38 pm
I kind of think he looks like Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince of Bel Air. If he were an eagle. Or had been tarred and feathered in some wacky hijinks.
May 28, 2012 at 3:07 pm
YES. That was Precisely my thoughts about him! XD
May 28, 2012 at 7:19 pm
I don’t think eagles actually eat bananas so the banana hanger is pretty much useless
May 28, 2012 at 11:56 pm
That’s the whole point. If you had a monkey banana hanger, the monkey would eat the bananas itself and not leave any for you.
May 29, 2012 at 1:38 am
Damn monkeys
May 29, 2012 at 6:35 pm
That’s ok, I thought it said “bandana hanger.”. Talk about use multipurpose.
May 29, 2012 at 11:52 am
But first he’ll don a scood and genocide your ass.
May 28, 2012 at 2:26 pm
That eagle is a real peace.
May 28, 2012 at 2:27 pm
I wish these eagles were endangered.
May 28, 2012 at 2:28 pm
Yes, bald eagles are so majestic and dreamy and creamy and yummy.
That caption wasn’t a Regretsy plant, was it? Can’t hurt to be optimistic.
May 28, 2012 at 4:23 pm
When I saw that, the first thought that came to mind was: Etsy or Regretsy?
May 28, 2012 at 10:51 pm
Try an eagle egg omelet yummy creamy adding patriotic fungus optional
May 28, 2012 at 2:28 pm
“A great gift for somebody who has everything”…except a patriotic mushroom with feathers superglued to it.
May 28, 2012 at 3:23 pm
I have a patriotic fungus collection. One of them does have feathers but they are hot-glued not super-glued. Does that still count as a great gift?
May 28, 2012 at 5:43 pm
(oh my)God is in the details.
May 29, 2012 at 12:13 am
It is even better! Glue guns are part of the Etsy trinity (I’m pretty sure that pink glitter is the second but I’m wavering on the third, clock parts? octopi? maybe just alleged steampunk shit in general?)
May 28, 2012 at 2:29 pm
But what if I LIKE my bald eagles with crack? It isn’t unique from the nature without it! How dare they! THIS IS UNAMERICAN DAMMIT!!!!??!!!!!
May 28, 2012 at 2:30 pm
Why is the banana hanger…. I should probably just leave it at that. “WHY is the banana hanger?!?”" But more specifically, why is the wall plate a cut out of the US painted in to look like an upside-down French flag? I’m assuming it’s because the seller is an idiot, but it’s more fun to look at it as a deep political statement of rejecting France and all that it stands for by inverting its colors….
May 28, 2012 at 2:31 pm
you broke the code :O
May 29, 2012 at 12:15 am
Now please break these eagles.
May 28, 2012 at 2:42 pm
Unless it’s the . Which makes a lot of sense too.
Also, the mushroom eagle, a nice reminder that it’s important not to have everything.
May 28, 2012 at 2:43 pm
Oh geez I f***ed up the post, ok click on it anyways everyone’ll see what I mean anyway !
May 28, 2012 at 3:25 pm
I thought the tile was a deep political statement because the American flag is upside-down.
May 28, 2012 at 3:33 pm
That’s why that one is “Angry Eagle.”
May 28, 2012 at 5:15 pm
Yes, *why,* when they could have easily left a few parts off and gone for the patriotic dildo market…
May 28, 2012 at 5:33 pm
On the plus side, the listing prompted me to google “american eagle banana hammock,” and while I didn’t find the patriotic speedo of my dreams, I did eventually come across THIS piece of terrifying fuckery.
“Just in case you’re struggling to make it until the end of the day; here are some buff animated eagle-people dancing in banana hammocks.”
here’s a still from the video:
YOU’RE WELCOME.
May 28, 2012 at 8:40 pm
Oh good, I’m not the only one who read it as hammock instead of hanger.
May 29, 2012 at 12:18 am
Not by a long (ha ha) shot. In fact, even after rereading, I still thought it sounded like something a male dancer would wear.
May 29, 2012 at 10:25 am
That video is… indescribable. I think it was when they started rising from the bowels of the earth that my head asploded.
ONCE SEEN, NEVER FORGOTTEN.
May 28, 2012 at 6:49 pm
I must have my geography confused.. ’cause Florida appears larger than Texas and Northern Michigan is a tentacle/flagellum thing
May 28, 2012 at 6:51 pm
also Maine became more bad-ass because it no longer looks like a dogs head, it looks like a raised fist!
May 28, 2012 at 10:28 pm
And they shorted California — now the coastline of Fla is longer, and, well, the whole bottom or Arizona is cut off! perhaps because there are so many, well, you knows, there?
May 28, 2012 at 11:54 pm
Actually, Texas looks pretty dang huge when you look at it from the Mississippi delta to California. Texas looks like its twice as wide as the rest of the southwest.
May 29, 2012 at 12:20 am
Well think of the age of the average Floridian. You know that guys droop with age too.
May 29, 2012 at 10:57 am
I keep thinking a banana hanger is supposed to be something else.
May 29, 2012 at 6:48 pm
Worse, it looks like it actually had appropriate red and white stripes, but was painted over! Does anyone else see the faint red stripes beneath the white paint?
May 28, 2012 at 2:31 pm
A few notes: The first two eagles look really pissed off.
I never thought of bald eagles as being “dreamy.”
The banana hanger’s red, white & blue would clash with the yellow/green of bananas. It would also take up a whole lot of counter space.
Two of these are not American made, though at least the driftwood eagle “peace” is a “unique from the nature.”
I think I’ll commemorate Memorial Day without so many eagles in it.
May 28, 2012 at 3:34 pm
I thought the second eagle looked more pervy than pissed off.
May 28, 2012 at 2:34 pm
What could be more patriotic than good ol’ fashioned capitalism? God bless America, God bless the greedy.
By the way, does anyone else think “American Eagle Banana Hanger” sounds like a sex act? Maybe singing the national anthem while giving a handie to a guy on top of you…
May 28, 2012 at 6:20 pm
I propose that you add it to Urban Dictionary and take credit for it before someone else does.
May 28, 2012 at 2:36 pm
Oh, HK, I predict more angry letters from Dennis what’s-his-face in your future.
May 28, 2012 at 2:39 pm
WE CAN ONLY HOPE AND PRAY.
May 28, 2012 at 2:44 pm
This is what Memorial Day is all about. Celebrating those who gave their lives so that people on the internet can misunderstand the meaning of copyright and we can snark at them for it. Freedom for fuckery in all its forms!
May 28, 2012 at 2:37 pm
I was going to bet that stupid ass eagle shirt was a clearance find at their local H&M that they re-designed.
Now that banana holder…. that’s classy. I wonder if would use it to hold his banana hammocks.
May 28, 2012 at 2:38 pm
Oh banana hammocks- i fucked that coding up. supposed to be “I wonder if The Todd …… ” damn fuck.
May 28, 2012 at 3:21 pm
I think his answer is obvious!
May 28, 2012 at 2:39 pm
Can not do anything.
The whole thing seems quite comical.
On the other hand.
I understand when you have no shared history, you need symbol pictures.
May 28, 2012 at 2:42 pm
And then … I have my own emblem, which, however, is only mine.
And I understand that it might look outside the comical.
May 28, 2012 at 5:09 pm
It’s a popular myth that the US national bird was almost a turkey instead of a bald eagle. At least we picked the more “majestic and dreamy” option.
May 28, 2012 at 2:40 pm
If only the fallen soldiers were alive to witness such glory in their honor.
*sniffle, sparkle-tear*
May 28, 2012 at 2:40 pm
I was going to leave my comment snarking at how the first eagle looks so depressed, but is clearly too manly to shed a single glitter tear.
Then I saw the second listing’s description of bald eagles as majestic and “dreamy” and my brain shut down. It’s a bald eagle, not a Top 10 hottest celebrity.
May 28, 2012 at 3:00 pm
Hey, we all have a weird fetish for *something*, right?
…right?
May 28, 2012 at 2:45 pm
Driftwood Eagle from a Mushroom? I’m pretty sure mushrooms were involved here, maybe even peyote or LSD.
May 28, 2012 at 2:48 pm
The driftwood mushroom one looks more like a seagul.
Time to whip out the only blingee I have ever made
glitter eagle pictures
May 28, 2012 at 5:48 pm
Perfection! *Bravo*
May 28, 2012 at 2:57 pm
The banana-hanger-eagle-stand, country-shaped, flag-painted base is the flag of the Netherlands if viewed up from the south, and the French flag if viewed down from the north, where Quebec is!
MetaCraft!
And the eagle, carrying bananas, with flag scarf flying behind, is slicing though the country, dividing red states from blue states, at the expense of the heartland. Maybe he’s cutting a new Mississippi River channel.
May 28, 2012 at 3:12 pm
I love that the banana eagle crapfest actually used up two of their tags for ‘eagle banana hanger’ and ‘eagle banana holder’ as though someone will be looking for exactly that on Etsy. Although in the land of cupcakes, anything is possible.
May 28, 2012 at 3:17 pm
https://www.etsy.com/listing/93436032/who-will-cry-for-the-eagle-necklace
Not sure how to post the actual link. I made this for the AA Charity shop but it wasn’t picked up. If anyone wants to buy it CONVO me (hahhah) for a more realistic price. I keep it high so no one will buy it.
=P
May 28, 2012 at 3:17 pm
oh, I guess the link makes it self!
May 28, 2012 at 5:39 pm
Cee, That is AWESOME! I really like that a lot. Is it a natural opal? It has great fire. If I weren’t so broke that it hurts, I would have it. If it’s still hanging around come difference check time, I WILL have it
May 28, 2012 at 9:45 pm
Oh thanks!
yes, it’s an Ethiopian Opal and it’s full of fire! It was a 3.5mm bead that I snapped into two and used it as a cab for the tear, so it’s small but very sparkly. LIKE EXPENSIVE glitter HAHA! Yeah, if you want it I’ll sell it to you for a LOT less, just let me know!
May 29, 2012 at 12:18 am
Oh my god that opal is nothing short of stunning! Positively stunning! I’m sitting here drooling over that little stone.
You work is fantastic, Cee! You have a fantastic eye. I love your style. Simple, yet dazzling and elegant. Sorry that I went a little favorite happy and probably overloaded your activity page, but your pieces are just too beautiful not to.
May 29, 2012 at 9:55 am
Aww, thanks Annie! Every “like” is appreciated because I become a fat jealous loser when other shops are more popular than me! xD
May 28, 2012 at 3:17 pm
What? He needed to loosen up!
May 28, 2012 at 3:27 pm
jello shots turn eagles into ducks :O
ARE YOU A WIZARD
May 29, 2012 at 12:21 am
Now THAT’S a duckface.
May 29, 2012 at 9:18 am
Now I’m going to be stuck with “Stars and Stripes Forever” playing over and over in my head.
May 29, 2012 at 10:55 am
If I didn’t have that earworm before, I sure as hell do now. THANKS A LOT, barky!
May 28, 2012 at 3:38 pm
I for one can not think of a better way to display my bananas from central and south America than with an American eagle banana holder. It clearly symbolizes the imigrants coming from our southern borders and rising up to the american dream supported on the wings of our majestic national bird. Thank you banana holder artist, you have taken a a step towards mending our torn nation.
May 28, 2012 at 3:48 pm
O say I’d wish I’d not seen by shaded lamp light what so proudly they made to sell there on Etsy…
May 28, 2012 at 4:09 pm
Maybe in China, scribbled text numbers are the new barnwood.
What is the chinese character for “Fuckery”?
In the US we usually only encounter those asians who speak and write english (except in Chinatown, of course, where English is totally unnecessary).
But back where bonus t-shirt model comes from, the place is loaded with folks who find poorly handwritten english scrawl to be mysterious and evocative. Even if it’s of random numbers largely scribbled as a background to sell t-shirts.
What does “whimsicle fuckery” look like in Chinese or Japanese characters? Kanji and Katekana, of anybody knows, would be great. We could sell them products with mysterious and evocative kanji in the background that translates to Club Fuckery.
May 28, 2012 at 8:19 pm
I can think of only one phrase in Chinese that would work: 屁啦！ (pronounced “pi la!”, the “la” not carrying any meaning, it’s just for emphasis).
It translates, roughly, into “that’s some ol’ BULLSHIT right there!”
May 29, 2012 at 12:26 am
Would part of that phrase work for “shit happens” My friend (see post below) would be SO happy.
May 28, 2012 at 10:26 pm
and the tshirt resellers are from Bangkok!!!
May 28, 2012 at 10:31 pm
it’s Bangkok, not China. They probably got some high American hippies to scribble for them
May 29, 2012 at 12:24 am
I have a friend who spend a summer in China and tried everywhere to get a scroll with Chinese characters that read “shit happens.” He spend weeks and visited a lot of people but this was just not something that could be translated exactly. He had to settle for characters that mean (very roughly) “bad things happen in life.”
May 29, 2012 at 8:04 am
You could put 屁啦 on a scroll, and it would come across as meaning something like “everything is bullshit”.
I will ask around though and see if I can do better for “shit happens”
May 29, 2012 at 8:10 am
Or he could choose from:
幹嘛 – “What the fuck!” (it’s better in Taiwanese – 殺小 － but less likely to be understood)
關你屁事- “mind your own damn business”
幹你娘 – “fuck off” (literally “fuck your mom”)
…the rest of what I know is all Taiwanese so less likely to be understood except by a Taiwanese, not Chinese, person.
May 28, 2012 at 4:15 pm
Can sleep, the necklace is gonna get me.
May 28, 2012 at 4:17 pm
*can’t!!!
May 28, 2012 at 4:41 pm
Finally, one without crack.
May 28, 2012 at 4:58 pm
I think that person ate of the mushroom before s/he wrote that listing.
I have a strange desire to get the banana hangar and put some glitter tears on it and then depend some fruit from the hook.
May 28, 2012 at 5:00 pm
also the US cutout would have been more interesting if the blue and the red corresponded to a recent electoral college vote or something. Or better yet, replaced with an oval.
May 28, 2012 at 5:35 pm
I find the though of a Bald Hawk ANIMAL Wildlife Rock Woman terrifying.
May 29, 2012 at 6:53 pm
Don’t look now, but there are Bald Hawk ANIMAL Wildlife Rock WOMEN. But no men, thank God. The species may die out soon.
May 28, 2012 at 6:38 pm
I thought I felt a Blingee coming on. But then I just assumed it was TS Beryl.
May 28, 2012 at 6:55 pm
Is it me or do all the eagles have a “WTF am I doing on this crappy craft” look?
I guess that’s what they meant by “dreamy”.
May 28, 2012 at 7:10 pm
Eagle #1 needs some Prozac and talk therapy.
May 28, 2012 at 7:39 pm
#1- the depressing effects on an Eagle dressed as ZZ Top
May 28, 2012 at 8:21 pm
So why does the blinking Chinese on the glitter gif say “Beautiful people vanilla”?
Because 美人香草 translates quite nicely into “beautiful people vanilla” or “beauty vanilla”.
May 28, 2012 at 8:45 pm
Are we white people vanilla?
Brunettes are chocolate sundaes! Redheads are strawberry, blonds caramel, and scene kinds have sprinkles.
May 28, 2012 at 10:30 pm
Take it up with Blingee.
May 28, 2012 at 8:42 pm
Do I have the t-shirt one correct? They buy from eBay for $20.31 and sell them on Etsy for $15.99.
Shurely not!
May 28, 2012 at 9:01 pm
Hey….. do you thing that the Gum Lady could do something like this for me?
May 28, 2012 at 10:16 pm
and the rest:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/punkalife
http://www.etsy.com/listing/83642670/axl-rose-guns-n-roses-punk-rock-design
http://www.etsy.com/shop/bagsngladrags
http://www.etsy.com/listing/94936830/ladies-axl-rose-vest-free-size-tank-top
and the tiger
http://www.etsy.com/shop/Tshirt99
http://www.etsy.com/listing/89159126/the-yellow-eye-siberian-tiger-animal
http://www.etsy.com/shop/sinclothing
http://www.etsy.com/listing/98072749/tiger-t-shirt-art-animal-tank-top-white
http://www.etsy.com/shop/SoYouThinkYouCanRock
http://www.etsy.com/listing/70243215/tiger-t-shirt-white-indie-punk-rock-tank
and of course the resellers celebfashion, rockyrlife and punkalife have this shirt, too.
May 28, 2012 at 10:18 pm
It’s not letting me post part 1!
May 28, 2012 at 10:21 pm
Well, I tried this a few hours earlier and ‘puter puked.
Part 1.
Anyway, about your crack girl. She’s representing the hordes of Bangkok, Thailand rock tshirt resellers, not any from China. I first reported them (and Crack-Girl shop CelebFashion) in November 2010. Then again Feb 2011. along with ArenaBazar and its undisclosed DressDesign. several did finally get closed. But, of course, more came up, all from the same city, all selling the same shirts,
They all have the same shirts with Axl Rose or that golden-eyed tiger:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/CelebFashion
http://www.etsy.com/listing/61690689/axl-rose-guns-n-roses-t-shirt-slash
http://www.etsy.com/listing/59853424/axl-rose-guns-n-roses-t-shirt-slash
http://www.etsy.com/shop/pleiadeshop
http://www.etsy.com/listing/99664121/axl-rose-guns-n-roses-charcoal-black
http://www.etsy.com/shop/TheRockerShop
http://www.etsy.com/listing/100099571/axl-rose-guns-and-roses-gnr-hard-rock
May 28, 2012 at 11:20 pm
They’re finna make the American Bison the “national mammal,” which seems appropriate (symbol of the limitless greed and destructiveness of our nation and all that, plus, tasty), but I didn’t think till now what a wondrous spasm of bad crafting such a move will inspire. I mean, there’s bad bison crafting NOW…
http://www.etsy.com/listing/96340861/bison-in-the-sky-9×12-print?ref=sr_gallery_19&ga_search_query=bison&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=7&ga_search_type=handmade
…but not nearly enough of it, and it’s not yet crying the glitter tears of nationalism.
May 29, 2012 at 12:28 am
That’s supposed to be an example of bad bison crafting? Because one, I think that piece would (arguably, I suppose) be classified as “art” not crafting and two, I think it’s fantastic. It’s lovely and reasonably priced to boot.
May 29, 2012 at 12:28 am
Great gods of tragicrafting, where are the TEARS??!!! Don’t these people know that Memorial Day eagles should be crying??
May 29, 2012 at 9:44 am
I know I am.
May 29, 2012 at 7:36 am
They RUINED that mushroom.
May 29, 2012 at 11:05 am
Am I the only one who read the fourth offering as a “Bandana” [misspelled, I know] hanger? I was wondering why anyone would hang their bandannas rather than fold them and put them in a drawer …
May 29, 2012 at 6:45 pm
I did! You can use multipurpose!
May 29, 2012 at 12:36 pm
Am I the only one who wanted to take a tack hammer to people yesterday because no one knows what Memorial Day is??? More than half the people on my FB seem to think it’s Veteran’s Day, part deux….
NO, asshats – it’s remembering those fallen in combat. Makes me NUTS…..bet 99% don’t know wtf Decoration Day is either….
May 30, 2012 at 7:19 am
I’ll cop to owning the eagle tank. I got it off eBay for $15 and it is AWESOME. Why? Fucking EAGLE is why.