Cat Shops
The other day, I featured an Etsy seller who will paint a custom portrait of your pet and your favorite celebrity.
Needless to say, you loved this as much as I did. So I started thinking about what other portraits might be possible, and I offered up a few for your consideration:
To be honest, I forgot about the post after a little while, because I take pills. But then I started noticing that you were playing along, so I decided to collect as many as I could. That way we can all see exactly what you people are doing when you’re supposed to be working.
And this, for no other reason than I said so.
May 26, 2012 at 2:17 pm
The cat in the crotch of whatever her name is made me laugh out loud and spit sh*t out my nose! I didn’t expect her crotch pussy to give me a nasty look! LOL
May 26, 2012 at 2:35 pm
What nasty look? I think the pussy looks/look´s adorable.
May 26, 2012 at 2:44 pm
Oh he is adorable….even when he gives the squinty eyes look! LOL Totally cute! ♥
May 26, 2012 at 4:57 pm
I would swear I saw her pussy blink! Thats a good thing right.
If the pussy yawned – that is a different story
May 26, 2012 at 5:54 pm
I love the blink. It makes the kitten look like it has a “how the hell did I get here?” look.
May 28, 2012 at 7:32 pm
Wow, I never knew that pussies blinked. But then I’m gay, so all I know about pussies is what I heard from Mrs. Slocombe…
May 26, 2012 at 4:47 pm
Someone please tell me that’s not Hermione…
May 26, 2012 at 4:59 pm
Yep – that’s the actress who plays her.
Also invoking Rule 34, because I’m sure some sick mind out there is fapping to that. Or fanfic of that. Or poorly-drawn pictures.
Transformis Vaginus spell?
May 26, 2012 at 7:48 pm
That actually is. From her 18th birthday. I can’t believe I actually know this and recall this from memory.
May 26, 2012 at 5:01 pm
The question remains, of course, as to why you were eating shit.
May 26, 2012 at 2:19 pm
. . .yeah, nothing like a little scroll-down terror to end my workday.
May 26, 2012 at 3:12 pm
Well I feel better knowing I’m not the only one who had to work today. Damn money.
May 26, 2012 at 3:34 pm
I might’ve peed a little at that last one. It was horrifying, but I couldn’t look away.
May 26, 2012 at 2:21 pm
How did I miss the original post? This is so much win my head hurts.
The upskirt is by far my fav for several reasons.
May 26, 2012 at 2:22 pm
is there a way to post pics in comments? I’ve got the perfect(ly ridiculous) addition to this post.
May 26, 2012 at 2:48 pm
Yes, here’s a tutorial: http://winningateverything.com/2658
May 26, 2012 at 2:22 pm
Aw, is that Emma Watson? Poor dear. But I do love that the little kitty is blinking away down there.
May 26, 2012 at 2:30 pm
I wonder if I’m the only one who made mewing sounds every time it blinked…
May 26, 2012 at 3:05 pm
I’ll go out on a limb here and say…yes.
May 26, 2012 at 4:23 pm
You’re wrong.
May 26, 2012 at 2:43 pm
I remember when this one hit. The photog took it through the tinted limo glass. Poor kid: she had her knees together and the limo door closed. She was even wearing underpants. (They just happened to be sheer.) That was some lousy luck.
On the other hand, it made a great shot for the current Regretsy cat meme.
May 26, 2012 at 2:51 pm
At least one advantage of my FJL thighs…when I put my knees together, no one would see my panties.
Poor kid´s really skinny, if her thighs doesn´t meet even when she´s sitting with her knees clasped.
May 26, 2012 at 2:23 pm
I though they were all clever or cute or funny until the last one – that’s just sorta disturbing how it sort of comes forward and out. *shudder*
May 27, 2012 at 12:40 am
I think it’s more disturbing how her upper teeth appear from within her lip.
May 26, 2012 at 2:34 pm
That can clearly be used as a “A friend of Dorothy” kind of way. A very very specific, and creeped out face way. Jesus. Nevermind. If someone sent that as a valentine or anything, I think I would go ahead and dial 91, and wait to see what happens.
May 26, 2012 at 2:49 pm
You can say THAT again.
May 26, 2012 at 3:03 pm
I so wanted to play along, but that bitch boss of mine kept insisting a finish a stupid fucking bookmark project. I shoulda put CF4L on it.
May 26, 2012 at 3:03 pm
can’t…avert…eyes…being…pulled…into…blinking…pussy…vortex
May 26, 2012 at 3:17 pm
Brilliant Fuckery, Love it, more more more…………
May 26, 2012 at 3:53 pm
The only one of these that will not load for me is the one I can see is called “Kitty Gimp”. I MUST KNOW.
May 26, 2012 at 4:38 pm
Because this was reposted it made me have to be true to my word and do a portrait of my own… Remember, it’s all your fault I did this.
My capcha to upload that was “Chuck Norris”
Based on this thread- Blame these guys
May 26, 2012 at 5:54 pm
I have never laughed so hard.
May 26, 2012 at 6:27 pm
Raise your hand if that last .gif gave you nightmares and you haven’t even gone to sleep yet.
May 26, 2012 at 6:42 pm
A Lannister always pays his vets.
May 26, 2012 at 7:18 pm
The Emma Watson one almost made me spit moscato all over the keys. There’s just something about the blinking bright eyed kitten for a bajango.
May 27, 2012 at 12:12 am
Oh, I love me some bad ‘shopping.
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May 27, 2012 at 2:05 am
May 27, 2012 at 12:51 am
Grand Moff Kitteh
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May 27, 2012 at 1:45 am
Framed ones of Hugh Laurie, Brent Spiner (Data), and George Takei for me, please!
May 27, 2012 at 1:53 am
Framed what’s now?
May 27, 2012 at 6:25 pm
Looks like next years Christmas card idea is set for me!
May 27, 2012 at 11:42 pm
The bobcat one is my favorite. With my girlfriend, the bobcat expression shows up almost every week, usually when one of us has had a bad day. Or just dealt with an idiot. The two are pretty similar, really.